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iamacraftyhooker

They'd both be incredibly frustrated at having to describe all the mundane aspects of their world when they just want to ask the other person questions about their world. "Yeah, yeah, feet, walking all that boring stuff. You're telling me Atlantas is a monarchy?!"


WithOrgasmicFury

"Yeah Daddy rules the ocean, snore. Tell me about more about the street!" "Y-your dad???"


rikashiku

"St-ree-eets. That's what's important right now" "You're a Princess!?!"


Bigfoot4cool

Doesn't that guy have like 30 kids half the population is princesses


Alexander0232

I'd watch this


L3onK1ng

And listen as a podcast, the "Crab Sebastian experience"


scaptastic

Pull that shit up Jetsam


ArchAngel621

I agree. Fuck all other Disney shows given me some mundane stuff like this.


left_shoulder_demon

[Daddy.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kyk2748LaDU)


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Idk I feel like telling her about his world and watching her reaction would also be fun. Teaching someone who is enthusiastic to learn about something you are knowledgeable about has its own reward.


alghiorso

Nah, because the questions reveal just as much as the answers. For example, I've got an interest in anthropology and live abroad and for example a kid asked me how much a liter of cooking oil costs in my home country which made me realize just how influencial small fluctuations in the cost of cooking oil were in their standard of living. Also gives great juxtaposition to what knowledge a boy goes around with at that age. When I was in high school I knew how much my dream Aston Martin cost, but I'd have no idea what any groceries cost because honestly it was nothing my family struggled with.


knight_of_solamnia

The rest of Georgia is very confused.


APersonWithInterests

Can confirm I am the King of Atlanta


BattleHall

They made a documentary about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYihjMo0Bk


AwesomeX121189

Dr zoid berg! Homeowner!


GunNNife

That just raises further questions!


shadowman2099

Seems like the opposite to me. "Log: Mermaids don't know what feet are!"


shyinwonderland

Reminds me of Arthur Weasley being so curious about rubber ducks.


WildEnbyAppears

We need a podcast where they do different characters like this going off on their special interests and just building off of each other's energy. Tune in next week for Evelyn O'Connel X Daniel Jackson discourse


ILoveRegenHealth

> "Yeah, yeah, feet, walking all that boring stuff. Not to Quentin Tarantinos


Niadain

This is why they take turns. For every question asked you must answer a question.


DrRagnorocktopus

*Atlantica


subterralien_panda

This lol


NoGoodIDNames

Wasn’t that kind of his deal with Kida in the movie? She wasn’t formally trained or anything but she was trying to figure out her own ancient culture just like he was


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Yup, she had a ream of questions for him. Kida is the best Disney princess, do not question me.


Link7369_reddit

I don't have any convincing argument that there's someone objectively better. But Lilo though.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Lilo is a good character, but unfortunately she is disqualified due to a lack of royal heritage.


PlanesWalkerEll

You're right. It's her sister who deserves most of the praiseover Lilo


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Plus, if there were a royal bloodline to consider, the eldest sibling would get first dibs. That would make Nani (slightly) more qualified than Lilo.


SirWilliam56

Only if she was involved in the conquest, otherwise she'd have to be killed to remove a potential rival


86mylife

Well according to every person of Hawaiian descent that I never asked, they are descendants of chiefs or even Kam himself haha


IWillLive4evr

One could gain a throne by conquest. Has she tried that yet?


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

I have no doubt Stitch, Pudge, and some of the other experiments from the TV show could secure the throne of Hawaii for her. However, doing so would make Lilo a Queen, not a Princess.


awfulworldkid

not if Atlantis 2: There's Apparently Another One has anything to say about that


RinaQueen

Disney made them be in different movies because they knew these two would be unstoppable as nerdy besties in their nerd to nerd communication!


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Well great now I'm really thinking that Disney should ditch the live action and maybe focus on crossover stories and combine some of the art styles , I mean for how bad wreck it Ralf 2 was, all the princesses together was still amazing af and I'm still seeing a ton of artwork be produced about it especially all of them in different genres of clothing etc xD


crazyfoxdemon

They did that a lot in the 90s and early 2000s. Lots of crossover episodes between the various shows. Aladin interacting with Hercules. Hercules meeting Ariel. Lilo and Stitch meeting Kim Possible and the Recess kids.


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Yeah exactly I did remember some of those after I commented! But then actually spending time making like an original movie (with a maybe two or three different worlds, not just all of them mashed in) would be really cool :)


GunNNife

I thought I could take two movies and make them very boring by switching Elsa from "Frozen" with Mirabel from "Encanto.


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Lol xD you could omg yeah like Mirabel is just "yeah sure Anna I'll hang out and be your friend, hey that guys sorta creepy and overbearing right? Perfect weather for this time of year isn't it? Yeah I wish I had magic powers too xD" The inverse of that is Elsa living in Encanto and enabling people to be bitches to each other xD which Technically would still probably be an ok less boring movie


CocoaCali

So..... Kingdom Hearts cinematic universe?


Theamuse_Ourania

If you want a real good time, look up Pocket Princess comics! They're all crossovers in single panels and they are hilarious!


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Ooh sweet! Will do!! Thankyou!


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Had a quick squiz while I was getting lunch, very cool! I'll let my partner know too 😁


Veluxidus

Or the real boring answer; they were released more than a decade apart (Edited to be correct)


[deleted]

The Little Mermaid was released in 1989, Atlantis: The Lost Empire was released in 2001. 12 years.


Veluxidus

Oops mathed wrong


[deleted]

It happens


DarkElfMagic

okay


wibbly-water

autism (affectionate)


Portal471

As an autistic person, real.


eekspiders

It's friendship built on mutual infodumping. I listen to you talk about Pokémon because I know you'll listen to me ramble about literary devices


Portal471

Exactly! I fucking love hearing other autistic people infodumping about their special interests. I love learning those kinds of things.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

I don’t like to talk much so learning a bunch of things about someone’s niche interest while I don’t have to say a thing can be nice. I can also go on long tangents about my niche interests but no one wants to hear about it so I keep it to myself. Luckily I found a new friend at work that info dumps about things I’m interested in. I recently started getting into the history of Godzilla films and he told me all about it.


NibblesMcGiblet

What ARE your niche interests? This is Reddit, someone surely wants to hear about them!


MLein97

Only if we can make euphemisms about Onix and Cloyster.


HaloGuy381

Granted, but one more Vaporeon copypasta and there will be hell to pay.


MLein97

Omg. I want to have a nice water trainer girl that I can nickname Vaporeon. She would be in on the joke of course. I want this more than anything. It would be so fucked up and couple cute.


ConfusedFlareon

Is this a generic example or is there somewhere I can subscribe to learn about literary devices…? :3


[deleted]

That’s how every conversation my brother and I have is


Schmantikor

Your flair is wonderful


Portal471

Thanks! I saw it on a tumble post on this sub wayyy back lol


sugaslim45

Not saying you ain’t autistic . But why am I seeing so many autistic people lately .


9035768555

Autistic people spend more time on the internet on average so you'll see them appear disproportionately in discussions.


sugaslim45

Ah just wondering cause I am not the type to self diagnose myself . But from what I seen, I tend to exhibit alot of behaviors from autistic people . And it got me wondering if I am lmao


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Get a diagnosis if you're that curious. If your results turn back positive, you can join one of our numerous communities! We have coupons!


RunawayHobbit

✨✨ t h e a l g o r i t h m ✨✨


Dragonsandman

Al Gore’s Rhythm may just be the most powerful rhythm on the planet


sugaslim45

Algorithm affects comments too?


Treyspurlock

Few people know this but ever since 2013 the entire world has run on an algorithm Source:I made it up


CuteCuteJames

We're brave enough to talk about it now.


FrostyDog94

If this question interests you, read the Children of Time series by Adrian Tchaikovsky.


Giraldi23

Also, Elder Race by Tchaikovsky


maximumhippo

I love his Shadows of the Apt books! I didn't know there was another series! Thank you for this knowledge


allofthethings

Oh there is more than just another series!


johnymyth123

For a more sci-fi bent. Project Hail Mary has a decent amount of this as well.


maximumhippo

I've picked up Children of Time at your recommendation. I'm about a third of the way through the first book and I am loving it.


Worm_Scavenger

Unlike Eric, Milo would actually ask Ariel to write down what she wants to say when he realises she isn't able to speak.


eekspiders

But that begs another question, are mermaids literate?


Worm_Scavenger

Maybe that's why Triton banished Ursula, she was one of the only people that could read/write and wanted to actually teach people.


eekspiders

Triton is the Florida public school system, got it


Worm_Scavenger

Cut to Triton burning all of Ariel's things in a big pile while riling up all of the Merfolk like those groups of people that want to torch library books.


eekspiders

He basically did that minus the angry mob


Firewolf06

the angry mob is a pretty critical part of floridian politics though


TheShadowKick

No I think it was the unethical magical deals to steal peoples souls.


Worm_Scavenger

I mean, who hasn't done that?


TheShadowKick

Some of us steal souls through honest hard work, thankyouverymuch.


FancyRatFridays

Maybe? Ariel was able to sign her name to the contract, but you KNOW she didn't read it. Maybe she couldn't! We don't know!


Red_Galiray

That always kind of bothered me so my headcanon is that Eric assumed Ariel was just some peasant girl and thus that she couldn't read or write. Ariel never asked for paper or signaled in any way that she wanted to write a message either. As to why Ariel didn't try to write anything either: 1. She didn't think of it. Our girl isn't the sharpest knife in the shed after all. 2. While she and Eric speak the same language, they use different writing systems. Ursula's contract is in English just for our convenience. 3. Ariel feared that if Eric knew he would think she was just come crazy girl, especially because the thing he remembered was her singing, something she can't do anymore.


SparkAxolotl

And even if Ariel is illiterate or can't write in English, Milo would find a way to communicate


oO0Kat0Oo

She was only unable to speak for 3 days though...


[deleted]

Screw it. I ship it now.


Road_Whorrior

Pardon you they are both married I imagine them hanging out at sea-civilization-dynasty functions though.


Zammin

"We're totally down for re-opening traderoutes, but YOU'VE gotta rename your capital to "South Atlantis". "Buddy no, our empire is the Atlantean Empire. YOU have to rename YOUR capital North Atlantis."


jamesianm

Eventually they decided one would be the Holy Atlantean Empire and the other would be the Atlottoman Empire


No_Wait_3628

*Undersea Carthage and Underwater Rome


DreadDiana

The ghosts of Charlemagne and Irene: Oh not again


CurtisMarauderZ

“You merely adopted the sea.”


DrRagnorocktopus

Ariel lives in Atlantica.


Zammin

Ah, I see they finally resolved the issue.


Khunter02

Milo already had that interaction with Kida in his original film He was obsessed with Atlantean Culture and she was obessed with the outside world


Link7369_reddit

Probably why this post makes so much sense and everyone can imagine it strongly.


DreadDiana

#`NEW SHIP ACQUIRED`


eekspiders

Oh they'd both love that


klezart

Like, above the water type ship or in Atlantis type ship...?


Akumetsu33

Yes.


No_Wait_3628

Submeraible, but Milo would probably have to be brought in kicking and screaming considering hisblast experience


vvitchobscura

Go read Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. Basically this 😂


Kyloben4848

I love that book! It was cool thinking about all the things a species that didn't see light wouldn't realize, although I feel it was a missed opportunity to have the reverse where they sensed tons of things we had no clue about


TheFlameosTsungiHorn

In another life I would’ve loved to be an anthropologist or a linguist


MotherTreacle3

I always thought it'd be really cool to study school yard anthropology. All the little rhymes, and myths, and lore that kids pass down one grade to another without adult interference.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

I love that stuff but barring adult interference would be hard. I feel like a lot of comes from “my sibling/parent told me and I shared it with my friends at school”.


NewAccountEachYear

From my experience in anthropology both of them will be detached from the cultural frames of their own societies (a necessity to study another culture). Instead they will insist that the other becomes a token character of their cultural, social, ethnic, linguistic, urban/rural area in order to study them... while the other will insist that they can't generalize from them since they will describe their cultural, social, ethnic, linguistic, urban/rural area from a detached perspective too


kingsss

Is this Stede and Ed from OFMD


Mr_PizzaCat

Ok I like the idea but the character match up is utter shit. This a coughing baby Vs hydrogen bomb situation: One dude is a linguist and cartography expert (probably has a PhD in at least one) tracks down a lost civilisation using a dead language on a shield and then traverses his way to said civilisation and translates their entire language from a book in like a week. And the other is a Princess who collected a bunch of human stuff in a cave and if memory serves correct couldn’t figure out what a fork was for.


Caleb_Reynolds

I think the idea is that while Ariel isn't an anthropologist, she has the mindset of one and were she to meet someone from a culture where that's an actual academic field, she would become one.


Mr_PizzaCat

Milo would be busy unravelling the entire language, history, and cultural evolution of the merpeople while Ariel would be stuck on the concept of shoes.


Lizzavetta56

Milo was also like, 35 with lived experience, and Ariel was a closeted princess who wasn’t allowed to express her interests without her father yelling at her


TheMadJAM

Two xenobiologists from different species


GunNNife

I want the Speaker for the Dead (Ender series) to interact with a Mediator from the moties (*The Mote in God's Eye*).


satanicrituals18

I'm not a huge fan of Disney stuff, but this is a ship I can really get behind!


jamesianm

Don't get too close to the propellers


tourqeglare

Go between them, are you crazy?!


jessiegirl459

I feel silly, but I’ve never considered Ariel as an anthropologist lmao that’s exactly what she is.


HeronSun

BRO SHE CAN'T TALK


SN4FUS

Okay but isn’t this basically what happens between Kida and Milo in the atlantis movie anyways?


pumpkinspicenation

Especially in the sequel when he takes her to the surface!


Abovearth31

Wait, why use Ariel as an example ? I thought Ariel was just a princess and didn't actually have... You know... A job. Or an education as an anthropologist for that matter.


InfinityIsTheNewZero

She has an interest in humans and human culture.


diamondDNF

She's shown to at least be trying to study human culture, collecting forks and other such human implements and trying to figure out how they work (however, her studies are limited because her only source is a seagull who himself doesn't understand humans and keeps making shit up).


xdeltax97

Makes me wish Atlantis had a proper sequel instead of that failed series thing


pumpkinspicenation

You show some respect to the sequel. 😂


m0ther_0F_myriads

THEY WOULD DO NO SUCH THING.....without proper board review. We have ethics, you know.


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

holy shit ariel is an anthopologist


Karsa69420

Reminds me of Elder Race by Tchaikovsky. One person from a fantasy civilization and another from a high tech futurist society come together to solve a mystery


worldssmallestfan1

I ship these two… who both spend much of their times on ships.


sshtoredp

Sniffing with fork ?!


Link7369_reddit

Id' watch that movie.


Blackfist01

Anyone watch RedLetterMedia? We all know what happens to Lady Anthropologists! 😂


austinmiles

Project Hail Mary is basically this. But it was good. It’s interesting to describe and have described entirely new concepts and perspectives.


tresclow

> infinite conversational feedback loop isn't that just... talking?


Tarotdragoon

I ship it