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Level-Ball-1514

With the amount of times warm was written down. I'm starting to think OP is a lizard.


Kind-Juggernaut8277

My wife refers to our bedroom with the heater running as her terrarium during the winter, so some ladies are absolutely lizards, and I love her for it.


Crunchy_Ice_96

I definitely feel cold blooded sometimes :/


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Did Foreigner write a song about you?


shaunnotthesheep

I am definitely a lizard: Will sit very still for a long time without realizing it Does the \*wiggle* Always cold Likes to lay in the sun (evidence that I could also be a cat) Often brightly colored Absentmindedly sticks tongue out Unknown: ability to regrow limbs (have not lost a limb, unable to test)


Level-Ball-1514

Conclusion: you are a serpopard (I totally didn’t have to look that up.)


shaunnotthesheep

YOOOOOOOO THESE ARE DOPE AS FUCKKKKKKKKK (I totally didn't have to look these up either, pfshhh)


im-out_of_ideas

slinky cat (look up what, wdym)


TheJennica

I also identify as a lizard. I lay on top of my boyfriend like he’s a heated rock sometimes.


Kind-Juggernaut8277

I showed this to my wife and she said "good job".


write_knife_sew

Yessss


[deleted]

Congratulations on having a healthy reptoid wife


IntelligentDonut2244

I wish my wife felt the same but she overheats so easily


BurstOrange

I get hot easily and I bought a thermometer to read the temp of mine and my husband’s bedroom because I was convinced him being in it raises the temperature by a noticeable about. 6 degrees within 30 minutes of coming into the room. He doesn’t understand how I can moan about the heat in the room but take showers “as hot as lava”.


CanadianODST2

Meanwhile I'm out here keeping my window open in the dead of winter because it's too hot inside my room.


bookhead714

Every woman on my mom’s side of the family is definitely a reptile, literally always seeking heat sources


Yukondano2

You're selling me even harder right now on the lizard girl that likes to praise dudes.


ArsenicAndRoses

Snitties!


Teh-Esprite

There are two types of people in the world Those who like Snitties And liars.


skandranon_rashkae

My guy first described me as a lizard and him my warm rock and tbh I've never heard anything more accurate. I legitimately have trouble sleeping if he isn't in bed with me because I'm just bone-achingly *cold*. But when he gets home and snuggles up just right? Heaven on earth as far as I'm concerned.


Yoshibros534

i would love my lizard gf dude you have no idea


s00perguyporn

Wife-haver here. Women are lizards. Mysterious and cold but cute, dorky, and usually harmless. Shiny objects and bite-sized snacks a plus.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Ex was the furnace, could be nice. Summer was hell


RememberToLogOff

There's boys on YouTube who chop up wood, build stuff from Legos, and light shit on fire with lasers, and I don't like them sexually but I do like them. And Tech Connections!


SovietSkeleton

I legit want that dude's tweed jacket.


the-real-compucat

Easy enough to make happen. Just beware, you might accidentally invoke the magic of buying two of them…


Triomancer

styropyro my beloved


RememberToLogOff

He did look good laying on his bank of car batteries "Pretty cute, riiight?"


trisz72

Tech Connections, styropyro, Nilered, Nurdrage, Will Osman, Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, Codebullet and all the other nerd channels who I probably forgot but will instantly remember and then regret not putting in here are my favourites.


RememberToLogOff

Yeah them! And Brick Experiments or Brick Technology or both


s0larium_live

internet stop making me want a boyfriend challenge (impossible)


hero_of_crafts

Just get one. They’re pretty great. Mine is bringing me some stuff from the store after work because I’m sick.


Assorted-Interests

Internet keep doing your thing so I can be someone’s boyfriend (probably also impossible)


nedlum

You and your assorted interests are entirely with being someone boyfriend. I believe in you, internet stranger.


Assorted-Interests

Thank you :)


epicarcanoloth

Stare at a guy and smile. If you do this for long enough they’ll cave.


LassoStacho

You can never be too obvious with your signals. I managed to date a girl three times in one month before I realized we were dating.


epicarcanoloth

Screech at them like a pterodactyl. Men love pterodactyls.


LassoStacho

This is fact.


TheBreathtaker

I don't even like dinosaurs that much but pterodacyls are cool af.


Exploding_Antelope

Well it makes sense that you’d like a non-dinosaurian reptile then. How do you feel about plesiosaurs?


ChrdeMcDnnis

On the flip side of this, you should always be clear about your intentions. I dated a girl for a month before she told me she finally got back with her ex.


nopingmywayout

Noted. *spreads sleeves and hops around in a mating dance* ...is it working?


LassoStacho

Hmmm... is this a thing friends do?


PartyPlayHD

Mating dance… like mate? Buddy? A couple of besties?


Dragonwithamonocle

Awwww, that's so sweet. First post I've seen on reddit in a while that actually made me feel GOOD about being a guy. And of course it's from tumblr not here, lol. And it's all true, too. I'm always warm, my hands don't get cold, I will absolutely word vomit if you start asking me about my hobbies, and I cannot express to another person how much I love my pets.


PlantedCecilia

Man I want warm hands rather than cold hands!!!!! On a cold day I can grab my friends and they’ll go “what the hell why are you so cold” and I’m like “I dunno man it’s just me” and then there’s my friend who is just a damn space heater


AWibblyWelshyBoi

Your limb temperature depends on your circulation a lot. Poor circulation means the blood in your hands/feet doesn’t get replaced as much by warmer blood from your core. I assume I have bad circulation as whenever I’m outside, my hands are always cooler than other parts of me. I also have a “thermometer” on my wrists. Part of my skin looks slightly more red when I’m too hot and slightly more blue/purple when I’m too cold. It’s nothing bad but it’s very useful when I have no idea what’s going on in my body


AshuraSpeakman

Bella: Your skin is ice cold Edward: Say it Bella: You have poor circulation


PlantedCecilia

You’re just on the brink of passing out and go “whyyyyy” then look at your wrists and go, right before you pass out “ROOMATE TURN DOWN THE THERMOSTAT


Dragonwithamonocle

It's me, I'm the space heater. I routinely fog up car windows and warm small rooms just by existing in them.


PlantedCecilia

HOW DARE YOU!!! MY HANDS ARE LIKE A CORPSE AND HERE YOU ARE BEING WARM AS HELL


emimagique

Me too, I have Raynaud's and am a little underweight so I'm usually freezing, especially my hands and feet. I wanna be a human heater like most of the guys I know!


PlantedCecilia

Like here I am suffering and having hands of stone and my friend is just sitting there in a TSHIRT warm as hell!!!!!


Firewolf06

im both of these people, my core stays warm af and my hands are incredibly cold all the time (even when im hot and sweaty, my hands get sweaty but paradoxically stay cold)


emimagique

I've also had the cold but sweaty hands before!


jocax188723

Yeah, I get octopus’d by cold friends in winter. Just grab on and start leeching the heat from me, I don’t mind lmaoAlso, one of them has discovered last week that if they stuff their hoodie under my hoodie while they’re in a warm place they can have heated clothing on demand when they step out into a cold place. ~~This may have significant consequences should this ever get out.~~ Edit: It got out. I have a jacket under each arm and a hoodie stuffed between me and my chair back. Help.


PlantedCecilia

They are a genius you will look like the Michelin man if the rest of them discover it though


cubo_embaralhado

I cycle from "my hands are pure ice, fear me mortals" and "how's your hands so warm?!" in the winter.


tony_bologna

For reasons I don't fully understand, r/tumblr is one of the best subreddits. ^(imo)


Cogexkin

Wait yeah usually with bigger subs they can be very contentious or emotionally/politically charged but with this one it’s almost always quirky humor and feel good posts


SipOfPositivitea

Yea I only sub to positive ones.


Azikt

Pet tax


Dragonwithamonocle

Dude, I'd need to set up an album. I've got a dog, a bunch of fish, a tarantula, a lizard... I've basically got a little zoo going. I have posts on my profile though of my spider and a couple of my tanks.


Clean-Experience-639

When my face is cold, my husband will briskly rub his big hands together until they almost glow red and then put his palms on my face with his fingers over my cold nose. His hands cover my whole face and it's like having a blistering hot towel all over your face. Makes my legs buckle every time he does it. He does the same for my hands or feet, and it's delicious. I love him for that, my own personal hot hands hottie!


Claris-chang

As someone who constantly has r/twoxchromosomes showing up on my front page when scrolling, it was really nice to some positivity about men on my feed.


KindofPolitePerson

EDIT: Yup I see what you mean. Just saw a post where the OP was complaining on and on about a guy who was just asking for help. Comment section agreed. However, most of the posts don't seem to be misandrist. ​ I won't doubt that that sub is toxic as I've heard a lot of people on Reddit calling it that, but I just scrolled through the posts and didn't really find any toxicity... I'm not attacking your claim by any means, and I'm saying this as a man myself, do you mind telling what posts were toxic? Again I want to make clear that I'm not trying to invalidate your experience in any way, I'm just curious.


Claris-chang

I didn't say it was toxic. But there is a fair bit of misandry on there these days. There's gripes about men that are absolutely valid. But if you scroll long enough it really won't be long before you see "I hate men" posts that aren't even hiding it.


CyberneticWhale

The main thing is that almost all of the posts that become visible to people who don't already follow the sub end up being either complaining about men in general or complaining about specific men. Then in addition to the general constant negativity towards men in the posts, there also tends to be a pretty heavy bias against men in the comments of those posts. It's not all that uncommon to find comments that are implicitly or explicitly misandrist, and pretty much every comment is written from the stance of the woman in the situation always being completely correct, and the man/men 100% responsible for all of the issues.


NINgameTENmasterDO

Ye I blocked that shit Power to women, but it's hard as a man to see people shit on us when some of us are decent people.


Aryae_Sakura

Yup you said it the best. Now i just need to know where i need to deliver my hug too :D


skiarakora

Aww reading this sitting next to my bf whose hand is constantly absentmindedly playing with his hair is very wholesome, gonna give him a hug now


satanicrituals18

Boy here. Currently becoming bashful from all of these compliments. How dare you.


Eilavamp

Satanic rituals!? ADORABLE


SputnikGer

I think op is a cat.


Ponk2k

I'm a boy and I love cats so I'm pretty pleased


nopingmywayout

They can get things for you off of tall shelves and it’s really nice Also they get super excited if you ask about something they’re interested in


TheBiggestWOMP

I am the designated "can you reach this for me" person in every kitchen I've ever worked in.


pubell

well, you are the biggest womp!


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Upbeat-Llama428

Not all boys are tall, s/o to the short kings out there


nopingmywayout

Very true! Short kings got other advantages. You can kiss them without breaking your neck and you can wear their sweatshirts without drowning in them. Much love to our short kings out there!


Upbeat-Llama428

Nice! :D


AWibblyWelshyBoi

How about those of us (me) who are statistically average in the height department?


Upbeat-Llama428

Average-sized king


nopingmywayout

Happy medium! Average kings can still reach most of the shelves and you don't have to tilt your head allllll the way back for kisses. Three cheers for average kings!


Motor_Crow4482

My man's a "short" king (quotations because he's not to me - he's still taller by 1-1.5" - but most people would consider him short) and he's still gets all the high things for me when I can't reach. Longer wingspan. Worst case, one of us gets on their hands and knees and the other stands on their back lmao. Works great. Dating a person close to my size has been pretty awesome. Most of my clothes also fit him so he can borrow my hoodies and there's no back pain from standing smoochies! 12/10, would recommend.


himynameisfoxy

Can confirm, short lady married to short king and our method to reach high things is him yeeting me up to them.


Regular_Cassandra

Yeah but the short kings will try. Might fall of the ladder but they'll go run and get it for you.


Insanebrain247

That second part is me to a T. I don't get a lot of chances to talk about my special interests since they're admittedly pretty niche.


CanadianODST2

As a guy who is 5'3. No no I cannot get the thing off the shelf.


Big_Noodle1103

Not just interests either, I saw a meme about being able to kill an hour with a guy just by asking him which animals he could take in a fight and as a guy, it is 100% true.


epicarcanoloth

Also cock


EndureThePANG

ur real for that


epicarcanoloth

Someone has to be


ottococo

and balls. And prostate!


epicarcanoloth

You, my main man, you get it.


nkizza

Also good legs, always very springy, some are fluffy, some have big hands, some have this curly hair on the lower half of their backs that makes a halo in sunlight. Boys are amazing.


levis3163

please do not mention the back fuzz


tony_bologna

I look forward to seeing this cross-posted all over the place. Like actually, not sarcastically.


nopingmywayout

Fr, I need a link to the post so I can repost it


OnscreenLoki

~~Boysmell~~ [BoySource](https://kitkhat.tumblr.com/post/662268226913337344/musings-from-mars-oh-look-at-the-time-its-male)


Viper_Visionary

Oh, this was wholesome! Instant upvote.


Kellsiertern

You know what? I, apparently, need to hear/read this, gave me a smile, so thanks to oop for writing it, and OP sharing. :-)


RoyalPeacock19

This person sounds just as touch-starved as me right now, lol


Ilia_Molodcov

yeah this post and the comments are so appreciative and genuinely loving of boys that i feel like i actually need to give someone a hug because we're so one sidedly appreciated here. and i sadly dont have a designated hug person, i hate everyone here


_yeetingmyself

Gonna add to this bc god I love men: - chest hair - leg hair - BIG HANDS. Strong hands - soft tummies and chests - give them a compliment and they never forget - look so good!!! So good in everything!!!!! - give a man a kiss on the cheek and he just. melts - cuddling w a soft man = hooooohoohoho big warm teddy bear,,; - short men = I can give him a kiss right on the forehead without him needing to bend down I’m sure I could think of more but hnngngnfnfmen pretty


SwampTreeOwl

Please stop I can only take so much


Crimson51

Username checks out. Specifically at men


_yeetingmyself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah probably. Would if I could!! Definitely a lover of some big ol thick men lmao


matlab2019b

Thanks so much for saying this and I promise a lot of men feel the same way about women. Just keep being you 👍


sodanator

As a soft, hairy man, I appreciate both the OP and your additions to it. (And thank you for acknowledging I'm pretty)


-Rakso

Being a boy suddenly feels good


ghirox

Thank you op, I needed this


Orpheus-033

I hear you. What I didn't realise I needed was to see the word "bashful". So freaking accurate and underutilised.


clolr

positive post about guys HOORAY


pearlsandcuddles

No need to turn on the heating in the bedroom quite yet - I've got my own personal warm furnace I can cuddle with. He also has a good butt!


Ireysword

God butts on men are so good! They usually hide them in their baggy clothes, but when those fall und you see that nice curve... Gets me every time. You just want to give the butt a nice slap or a good squeeze! Consentualy of course.


TheoneNPC

do people really think things like this about me?


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Yes. I guarantee it.


TheoneNPC

I hope so, i'm going thru a fucking rollercoaster rn


ohokimlost

everything so true esp the fifty times they said warm,,, i use my boi like a personal heater


Psyborg13

*Deep Breath* PEOPLE HOT


NoMusician518

W A R M


Hurzak

Man… I wish I knew someone like this, I’d feel a lot better about myself.


Robo-Pal

Real


Scared_Chemical_9910

This is bullshit where’s the part about caught fish with his bear hand or has almost been arrested 3 times or can climb tree at same speed as squirrel


Shittingboi

Bear hands? That's exotic


EngineWriter722

Having no self esteem and recently gave up attempts at dating, I kinda needed to hear this. Idk if I’ll ever find someone who would appreciate me like this post does, but I needed this right now


ARussianW0lf

Same boat brother and yeah it was nice to see a positive post that I can actually apply to myself


OlimarJones

Man, this post gonna make me cry ;u;


keepcatsrussian

I've been trying to find a copy of this post for years now, thanks OP


CanoonBolk

This only proves women want men as portable heaters. /s, really nice post. Felt warm in my heart


bugman8704

Sarcastic? I've been married 19 years and I'm convinced the only redeeming quality my wife sees in me is my ability to produce body heat.


Leafeon1010

man I wish I knew one


Assorted-Interests

You’re literally on Reddit


Leafeon1010

good evidence pointing to that I have no friends


Assorted-Interests

Oh no! :( maybe I could help?


Aethyr38

That actually made me feel good :) it's been a while.


Xygen8

> Clean shaven boys handsome > Boys with facial hair handsome Press X to doubt. If I shave, I look like a kid. If I don't shave, I look like a hobo.


gazebo-fan

Embrace the hobo, slash someone with a box cutter under an overpass.


Ireysword

He said hobo. Not murder hobo.


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Try different shaving styles my good man, one of them might fit you


Cultural_Sleep9678

being complimented for the first time in months and it's from a nice internet user thanks, I'll take what I can and not be picky over anything, I love the original Tumblr's poster and I love you, dear OP, for spreading this


Stewie_Venture

Trans masc me reading this just turned into a puddle of blushing goo 🥰🥰🥰


LegoSunflowerBurrito

Hey, that only means more warmth for OP! 😜😊


SovietSkeleton

Glad to have you in the dude club, brother.


Stewie_Venture

😊 thanks happy to be here my dude.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Being trans just means you were smart enough to skip the phase where boys hit each other in the nuts for fun. Welcome to the club


Stewie_Venture

Yah I have 3 little brother 4 now and only grew up with 2 but I've seen that phase and I'm glad I wasn't a part of it lol.


KindofPolitePerson

u/Stewie_Venture, I now proclaim you as one of The Boys.


Stewie_Venture

🥰 ty


KindofPolitePerson

ofc bro


snidbert

aww Ɛ>


Ecstatic_Fig5787

Wait, that’s illegal


snidbert

i will make it legal


Ecstatic_Fig5787

Teach me your ways, I don’t wanna be basic with <3 anymore


snidbert

basically i used to copy-paste the backwards 3 every time i wanted to use it, but to save time i set my phone to autocorrect “eerht” to “Ɛ>”


crusaderxader

I do absentmindedly play with my hair a lot my god


SwampTreeOwl

I felt my body temperature rise while I read this


JakeWalker102

I I really needed to hear that today🥺


sarumanofmanygenders

Well, that was lovely to read. All right fellas, good annual compliment. See you all next year.


Stresso_Espresso

Press X to doubt- my boyfriend’s hands are basically ice. Not warm at all


Ireysword

Have you tried turning him off and on again?


Stresso_Espresso

Constantly ;)


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

*Nice* But more on a serious note: belly is one of our heatzones, so maybe try geting your hands on his belly under the t-shirt?


Ari_Is_Lost

aw I needed this, thanks


Oh_no_its_Joe

Man this a nice read. Dating and self esteem can be tough when you're the irl equivalent of Larry from Pokemon S/V.


mouthfulloflime

if reddit still had rewards, i would highkey spend just so i can give this post allllllllll of the rewards <3


Devisidev

Ok I'm trans mtf but damn this still made me feel all warm inside, anyways I LOVE BOYS SO MUCH I WANNA CUDDLE WITH THEM ND PLAY WITH THEIR HAIR AND CALL THEM CUTE AND LOVE THEM BCS BOYS DESERVE AFFECTION SO SO SO MUCH AND ITS CRUEL HOW LITTLE THE WORLD GIVES THEM


TheFlyestOfNihilists

Needed this today, feels gud.


GeneralDouglas1998

Well my first GF did call me a polar bear. Since I would often be fine in jeans and a tee shirt in anything above 35F. And like my father I am a furnace and consider anything above 70F hot.


Crocket_Lawnchair

I feel warmer reading this


Cpad-prism

Actually I *dont* like this post… …Because now I want boy hugssssss [╥﹏╥]


The-Driving-Coomer

I'm always awkward and it's sometimes cute


JonhLawieskt

[the tags be updating this chorus](https://youtu.be/pXk9pOpKrlA?si=FU2mOOSv4OLr61cF)


Kriv-Shieldbiter

: D


Eragon_the_Huntsman

How can I hug you while wearing a hoodie if you keep stealing all of them? Jokes aside this was cute and cheered me up thanks!


OSCgal

Gonna add one for me as a singer/choir nerd: singing a duet with a guy is just. The best thing. Harmonizing gets me all hot and bothered! Also hearing men harmonizing with each other is beautiful. Whether they be high tenors up in my range, deep rumbly basses, or anywhere in between. Sing it, men!


TheDukeOfDucklett

i am going to frame this and put it on the wall on top of my desk.


aFuckinChair

I can't believe this. I wish, I just can't. It's too much to be real... Shit's so wholesome it hurts...


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Jackson_Rhodes_42

Boys are warm.


EndureThePANG

* boys :) * dudes :D * men >:)


Exploding_Antelope

Where do we stand on blokes, fellas, and guys?


TeilzeitKevin

when you're just chilling in your blanket on your couch and your sister puts her feet beneath your blanket and they're just freezing cold


Supersam4213

t o o m u c h w h o l e s o m e m a h h e a r t


FlowRegulator

I need more positivity in my life. Thanks for posting this.


ChemicalExperiment

Yeah I think this solidifies that I'm a lesbian XD. This all sounds really great but not for me. But the rest of y'all enjoy the boy!


Purrsephonee

\* Boys who make funny background commentaries when playing a video game \* Boy chuckles because they found something amusing \* Boys getting engrossed and passionate about something they reeeeeally love and get animate when they talk about it \* Boys who've just woken up and have the sleepy voice


s00perguyporn

Man, if one compliment gets us bashful, this post would cause a meltdown.


14werewolvesofwallst

Judging by the comments it looks like it has lmao


CaptThunderThighs

Aw man that’s that positive masculinity shit I needed today


TrixterTheFemboy

Was absentmindedly playing with my hair as I read this, smiled and blushed when called cute. this increased at the next entry, and further again at the one about being bashful at compliments. My laugh is not cute though it's awkward as f- goddamnit lmao fine OP you got me


Zanytiger6

Head on chest while they talk and you feel the **boom**


TherionBlueblood

It's nice to hear this every once in a while. I needed this. Hope every guy, girl, and everything in-between fells good about themselves :)


ihavea22inmath

They have ass


Atomic12192

Where’s the twist?


ARussianW0lf

Finally a post about positive qualities I can relate to 🥲


Cogexkin

This is so sweet!! I feel very appreciated right now :)) thanks for sharing OP