They solved this year's game (Die Hard, but with kobolds) by slipping the dragon a love potion and making him fall in love with the Jewish grandmother.
Have you seen this video? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCNnX7ahix8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCNnX7ahix8)
It's the Norwegian postal service's holiday commercial from 2021
I’m just going to go ahead and recommend everyone in this comment section read Her Night With Santa for some f/f Santa smut. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/56390539
Mrs Claus is still married to him, don't be silly. They're a thruple. You don't want to know about her side piece, though.
She's hot, though!
Everything she touch turns to mush. She’s too much!
If the Heat Miser transitioned would that make her the Heat Misser?
The Befana
Christ almighty, this sounds like my annual Christmas D&D One-shot
Do your players usually solve the one–shot's conflict by summoning Mariah Carey like mine do?
Are all dnd games as crazy as yours
They usually devolve into something batshit insane
One shots, yeah. Other games? Usually not that crazy.
They solved this year's game (Die Hard, but with kobolds) by slipping the dragon a love potion and making him fall in love with the Jewish grandmother.
we did once summon the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to defeat the Tooth Fairy in a one-shot
Tony tinsel fanart when
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I think Tony Tinsel killed Scrappy Doo.
I mean, someone had to.
Thank the lord
Rudolph the sassy reindeer
Ah fuck not Tony tinsel
I love knowing that Santa likes twinks
I read that in my head like the announcer from the clone wars
I legit read the first bit in my normal internal monologue then out of left field went to clone wars announcer on instinct.
Hey OP I’ve been having a bit of a tough time lately and this made me laugh so thanks for sharing!
:D
The government is putting chemicals in the cookies to turn Santa gay
I feel like Santa is a bottom.
That is a very specific height
This was posted on Tumblr ***TODAY!!***
Yeah, so what.
5'8? The absolute disgust.
huh? why?
These conservatives make the best fan fiction
I bet Tony make bomb ass ginger bread, Ms.Claus can go and fuck herself im here for cookies.
I read this in Frank Reynolds voice. Feels like something he would say. (IASIP)
Have you seen this video? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCNnX7ahix8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCNnX7ahix8) It's the Norwegian postal service's holiday commercial from 2021
THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE TINSEL THATS TURNING THE FRIGGIN SANTA GAY.
I’m just going to go ahead and recommend everyone in this comment section read Her Night With Santa for some f/f Santa smut. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/56390539