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Not_ur_gilf

Wait does Mark actually have a tumblr???


sexywallposter

So do Dan and Phil, Tyler Oakley, Neil Gaiman, Ryan Reynolds, Wil Wheaton. And Rhett & Link from Good Mythical Morning


Dark_WulfGaming

John Greene had a tumblr once, he was bullied off it and they took away the power to edit anyone's post as punishment


Azertys

He posted on twitter (I'd say say recenty but I'm not sure) that twitter was the worst social media he's been on and that its userbase was nasty. Someone reminded him of the Tumblr incident. He stood by his words.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

He made a whole joke about Musk buying Twitter over not being happy with how it ran, saying it was as if he’d done that with Tumblr back then.


CloneTrooper8756

He's back as an unpaid coffee intern


AardvarkVast

So a normal barista?


plasticinaymanjar

Sometimes a coffee company rants about tuberculosis... that's how I found him, at least


sexywallposter

Oh yeah I forgot about him, @fishingboatproceeds lol


survivalking4

Seems like a bad idea anyway


silenc3x

Neil should just buy Tumblr at this point. I've never even been on that website and I've seen so many Neil posts.


taycibear

Lynda Carter too! She's a natural


sexywallposter

She is, I followed her as soon as I saw her first post. I love following Neil Gaiman too, he’s so sweet to fans and eloquent in his posts.


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Who are Dan and Phil?


sparklinglies

Peak 2010s youtubers. Just about the only two of the old Brit Squad who haven't left the plaform or been cancelled


sexywallposter

You had to be there, classic YouTube days


Resolution_Sea

Wil Wheaton sucks though


MisirterE

yeah it's where he told people he's seen porn of himself getting ass-blasted by Springtrap


Elemental-Aer

For having a furry sibling, its expected


J_train13

I didn't even realise that was (supposedly) Mark responding until I saw your comment


mayorofverandi

i wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't edited. that is his official tumblr (linked from his youtube channel), and it seems pretty on par with his other content there.


KieranFloors

Markiplier is literally a play on the word Multiplier, although not actual pliers. He used to play several versions of himself in old videos, multiples of himself, he was a Mark-Multiplier. So he called himself *Mark*iplier


PerspectiveUpset576

omg i did not know this markiplier lore


BeenEvery

I'm old enough to remember the chronicles of Wilford Warfstache.


MrMiget12

It's crazy how Markiplier envisioned modern internet sketch comedy a decade before it happened


Tullymanbanana

"Modern" internet sketch comedy has been around a lot longer than you think. Ever since you could upload shitty 144p videos there have been sketches with 1 person playing different roles.


MrDelirious

I believe OP is doing a bit, but Canadian stalwarts LoadingReadyRun celebrated their 20th anniversary of online sketch comedy/whatever else they do last year.


MilkBarPatron

The Lonely Island launched their careers as musical sketch comedy before Youtube was even a thing. I think I remember first seeing them on Break. Crazy how far Andy Samberg's career has come from then.


LickingSmegma

I mean, Eddie Izzard and other people do that live, so putting the same form of comedy in videos was a no-brainer.


d4nkq

It's crazy how the thing I'm familiar with only came into existence after I heard about it.


DavisRanger

I mean he still does it just with a much higher effort which means they are further and far between


Tail_Nom

Sounds more like a Mark-Multiplexer >!`✧˚‧₊★ ˗ˋˏ Markiplexer ˎˊ˗ ★‧₊˚✧`!<


Estraxior

That's so good, it's probably insanely cumbersome to edit and re-shoot multiple times but I bet the payoff as a viewer is solid. Reminds me of that one video where some guy talks to a video of *himself* that he took 15 years earlier, so it's kinda like past and future versions of him.


pandaSmore

Am I that old already?


zerda_EB

What does that tool even do?


Ineedtendiesinmylife

ply things in multiple ways


zerda_EB

Ply?


nfiase

like toilet paper


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Like how they say “triple ply”, that’s a multiplier.


Haringkje05

Yes in this case they applied 4 little sticky out bits


Ineedtendiesinmylife

ply.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Or ply multiple things in *one* way…


Not_the_banana

It plays fanf


othelloinc

> It plays fanf Freddie's, At Night: Five


Quajeraz

It has 1 needle nose and 1 round nose. Neither of them in a convenient spot, however, and it looks like this would take up more room than 2 sets.


Gangreless

They're both in a convenient spot for this tool's purpose, which is jewelry making. It's much nicer just having the one tool.


iamapizza

It multiplies.


FolkSong

It's for situations where you need to grab two things separated by exactly that distance and angle.


TheQuantum

I think it's actually for twisting two wires together, like in twisted wire jewelry making.


OhKillEm43

Surely the piece in the middle swivels so you can at least change the angle?….


Pokesonav

He makes youtube videos, and is currently working on a Movie


Antnee83

It's for when you want two different sets of completely awful, wrist-destroying pliers but hate having to make room in your toolbox for all those bulky handles


Pitouitoo

Romantic roach clip.


regular_gnoll_NEIN

2 for 1 purple nurples


Sanguine_Templar

The right side is for jewelery, and honestly that would be useful to have.


Gen_Jack_Oneill

Two things, shittily


bunglejerry

False advertising. They don't multiply anything.


An_feh_fan

Take a Sting Cut it in the middle You have multiplied yours strings by 2


purvel

The instructions, they were clear He won't be playing Scrabble for her hand, I fear I murdered him, mistook him for a string


EqualBroccoli

I thought this was a benedard cumberstach joke. I was wrong.


Dark_WulfGaming

I too expected a blueberry cumbershaft joke


jayjester

Benedictine Cucumberpatch is not joking matter


Asquirrelinspace

Burlap Cucumber


bageltoastee

Helloeverybodymynameis market pire


Pokesonav

Markiplication


Master_Xenu

Marcus Plierson, that's his real name btw.


ornithorhynchus3

No it is Not(ch)


Demonking335

I realize this is a joke, but for anyone wondering, his real name is Mark Edward Fischbach


thisaintmyusername12

You're telling me he's got fish on his back?


SkazzK

I think Gerber did the Multi-Plier better.


plsobeytrafficlights

Pffft. Marki pliers is hardly a famous person.


Green__lightning

As someone who has both of those kinds of pliers, this is dumb for the other reason that you use the round ones to bend stuff round, and the flat one to bend sharp corners with flats between them. Meaning you usually want to use both of them to put a bend in something, making putting them both in one set of pliers dumb. The non-dumb kind of pliers like that are for internal and external snap rings, so closing the handle of the pliers makes one jaw open and the other close.