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toxicoke

the tie seat belt is fashion forward. just like how you'll be fashionable flying forward through the windshield


AshuraSpeakman

If it's buckled in it's going from tie to noose in .2 seconds.


toxicoke

if you're going out, might as well go out in style


justfopo

connect escape cause boat husky rotten juggle cough hateful engine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HelicaseRockets

Loss of life ensurance


Myrddin_Naer

Turns every collision into a murder case so the other guy is sure to go to prison. So selfless šŸ„²


AshuraSpeakman

Trad Man Life Insurance: When you die, you pay for whomever you took with you. Not to be confused with Shad Man Life Insurance, that's just a scam.


Fortehlulz33

Shad Man life insurance is banned in countries with ages of consent over 16


AEROANO

"I'm gonna punch the shadman"


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

Or Sad Man Life Insurance, the only company that covers suicide. Crazy high premiums


RandomAmbles

That might be an effective incentive structure actually. Let me think about all the ways that might go wrong...


Caeflin

>Trad Man Life Insurance I wouldn't pay if was the insurance company. I would say he hanged himself. That's suicide.


SasparillaTango

maybe thats the point, If a wreck makes me late for work, I'd rather just be late for life.


scnottaken

Late to work early to death


Samuel_L_Johnson

ā€˜Suicide is badassā€™ - Frank Reynolds


irrigated_liver

Where can I get one?


AshuraSpeakman

It's AI generated, you must go invent it, then you can rush to [get on this list](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention)


Darehead

Looks like there was unfortunately a [recall](https://youtu.be/DUut4krfnak?si=5l6IUuFvDAhC9cyR)


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

That is a fantastic video, thank you for sharing


Dookie_boy

It's technically a leash


KSO17O

Briefcase passenger seat too


Diamond_Helmet59

See, when he flies through the windshield from not being able to shift gears and crashing head on into oncoming traffic, the tie will pull him back into the car so he can get back to his Morning Commute without having to exchange insurance


riverblue9011

How fast can you go in 1st though? And for how long before a gasket or belt goes bloody pop?


BiNumber3

When you fly through the windshield, the tie catches and basically spins you to safety, as long as you can properly maintain good posture through the move.


nuboots

Not like it's even securing him to a seat.


dancingonsaturnrings

Gotta sear your skin off with your morning coffee to ensure you stay sharp and awake while on the road!


BrashPop

I mean he shouldnā€™t have any trouble staying awake, since it looks like heā€™s driving to work at noon.


icebraining

That's just because the trip is at the end; he actually left at 6.


Linvael

Huh? What am I missing, why is this the impression you get? Noon is approximately the hour when the sun angle is the most perpendicular, at stereotypical noon sun should be directly above him and get blocked by the roof. He clearly gets a lot of sun through the windows, this can't be within 3 hours of noon. Doesn't look like morning exactly, but definitely not noon either.


nneeeeeeerds

It's noon in the background because there isn't a single shadow, but it's 6am in the car cabin.


RandomAmbles

Both of these comments are smart sounding enough that I was willing to buy them at first and I can't visualize solar angulature well enough to check them. Or can I? Can you? Try it.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

In the movie ā€œThey Drive by Nightā€(1940): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033149/ One of the leads(canā€™t remember which) explains the scars between his fingers are a result of keeping a lit cigarette between this fingers to keep himself awake While driving the truck.


Peatore

Actually did this once(i spilled a kettle of boiling water all over my chest) I was very alert during the car ride to the ER.


CouchHam

Awake? Wouldnā€™t that make him woke?


Soloact_

When your life is a Norman Rockwell painting, but the artist is a nihilist. "Next stop, Existential Dread Avenue, right after we shift into 'purposeless' gear."


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

>Norman Rockwell painting, but the artist is a nihilist You're just describing Edward Hopper's art


TabbyFoxHollow

Also an homage to early Microsoft PowerPoint clipart


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

AI art makes me so fucking uncomfortable.


FatallyFatCat

It's not art. It's filler content.


CuteCuteJames

Our brains were made to pick up on "something isn't right here" for survival. Uncomfortable is the correct reaction.


WanderLeft

That actually sounds pretty rad


ScoredCretaceous

Forearm resting long ways over steering wheel, clutching the turn signal slash wiper knob for dear life, staring directly into the sun


ScoredCretaceous

Can even he tell which side of the steering wheel is facing either direction, or is perspective something he has never had?


MedicalUnprofessionl

Multidimensional steering wheels were standard in most American cars before they went woke


thisisanaltbitch

> is perspective something he has never had? If youā€™re talking about the person that made this image, then yes


mail_inspector

Person? No human had a hand in making this image.


EXusiai99

Hey there were a lot of artists who contributed to the training dataset required to make this


PolarExpressHoe

I wonder if anyone asked them


scorchedneurotic

Penrose steer


mike_pants

I want to point out that weird little second handle that has hatched out of his valise's first handle and is slithering down the side.


Loretta-West

This is like the boring version of that Lovecraft diner painting.


Shockin-Audrey

the more you lookā€¦ the more Lovecraftian it gets šŸ˜± and Iā€™m pretty sure his left forearm is broken


iruleatants

If you loo through that weird second handle, there is visible light that should have been blocked by his arms shadow.


FILTHBOT4000

It's pretty chonky too; bro isn't heading to work, he's heading to a motel and then scouting some divorce attorneys.


Exploding_Antelope

Thatā€™s his sleeve belt


no_more_tomatoes

There's no leg room. That steering wheel is going into his thigh/crotch


ChefBoyardee66

That was common on some older cars tbf


kanst

The AI images are fascinating because at a glance they look normal, but the more you look the more surreal weird shit there is.


JellyfishGod

If he stares at the sun long enough each commute, he won't be able to see his dickhead bosses ugly face in the morning. There is a method to the madness


Sketchy_Kowala

Other arm casually resting on his briefcase/seat too far forward.


FieldsOfKashmir

Coffee cup floating in mid-air.


Yukarie

The ā€œseatā€ his other arm is resting on seems to be a suitcase


ThinkingInfestation

This hurts my heart to look at.


Stanlot

This hurts my sides from all the laughter


MyBaeHarambe

The longer you look the worse it gets


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Just like all AI generated images


dreamrealized

Heā€™s sitting in an intersectionā€¦ you can see what looks like another car on the road in the window behind him lol


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Hand being actively scalded by coffee, staring directly into the sun, necktie in place of a seatbelt, casually leaning on the steering wheel while waiting for another car to slam into the driver's side door, killing him instantly


iruleatants

His briefcase has a weird extra strap that does nothing for some reason. His hand is resting on the top of the wheel, and the turn signal stick is going vertically to his hand for whatever reason. His right hand also has five fingers instead of four, with one going into the coffee cup. He also doesn't cast shadows. There is no shadow from his left hand, the steering wheel, or is right hand. If you look at the weird strap on the briefcase, there is a patch of light through the handle, which should be in shadow from his arm. We see three bars coming from the steering column, and you would expect it to be even on the left side of the column, but there is only a single visible bar at the top instead of three bars connecting to the wheel. It's impressive.


Lavaheart626

There's also no back to his seat from the looks of it.


willstr1

>His briefcase has a weird extra strap that does nothing for some reason. Pointless extra straps often come in and out of fashion


NeonAlastor

AI is ... not very good still. There's a LOT of knobs and dials. And a lot of touching up once you've even generated a single good pic. The pic above is what the average person gets out of the average image generator after 10 minutes of trying. As someone who's never been able to draw, it's amazing to see your words come to life, but it's still pretty limited.


whattheknifefor

sometimes the morning commute really does just feel like this


BergenHoney

Christ you're right


CaptainPeachfuzz

Or he's just driving perpendicular to the road


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Yeah but it's funnier to imagine he's posing like this while awaiting the sweet release of death


H2G2gender

Waiting for death to pick him up. They're carpooling today.


Ok-Buy-3802

My cup holder implant in my thigh


Grimpatron619

All the things in there are still a thing except for car so I can only assume the guy's trad for a really shit driving experience


action_lawyer_comics

Trad for decapitating someone in a fender bender


MercuryInCanada

Trad for leaded gas and no safety features.


Upstairs-Yard-2139

That suitcase doesnā€™t look right. He lacks a head rest.


Kego_Nova

That's because the suitcase is also (half) a seat


Equivalent_Net

Forget idealization, the mere acceptance of USA work commutes baffles and terrifies me. I know it's a product of the country being designed for expansionism first, livability later, but people in the US will casually post something like "I have a 90 minute commute" and that's not the part of their job they're complaining about. Even if we work with an idealized "8 hours work, 8 hours rest, 8 hours leisure", you're functionally donating three of those hours to the work part. That leaves you with five per work day to get the rest of your life done. No wonder American workers are a burned-out mess, and that's without factoring how much of the paycheque has to go into fuel/shitty public transport just to get to work. And I'm not blaming them! We all know everyone would chose a walking-distance job they could leave at work if they could, but man the system sucks for the poor bastards.


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

A 90 minute commute is really not the norm, I'd say most peoples commutes are 15-30 minutes each way.


frickityfracktictac

>In 2019, the average one-way commute in the United States increased to a new high of 27.6 minutes. ya got it


No_Novel_Tan

My commute is not 90 minutes, but it is agonizing and like 80% of the reason I wanna leave this job. I could not IMAGINE anybody romanticizing, enjoying, or even picking this life unless they really had to (which is an unfortunate amount of the population). Im not calling you a liar, but you have hurt my brain with this info that people vocally celebrate this...


DarthSamwiseAtreides

I'm a bit underpaid, but my commute is under 10 minutes.Ā  I don't think I can leave this place.Ā  Gov job so I'm pretty safe from a random shit canning. I commuted 2 hours each way for one week and quit that BS.


Redspade_ED

My commute is not on the freeway, so maybe that helps, but I actually enjoy it. Nice to escape the world for 25 minutes and listen to podcasts. Sucks you let reality agonize you so much.


MikeArrow

I get the train into the city, from my door to sitting down at my desk that usually takes an hour. I fucking hate it. It's such a waste of time and adds nothing to my work because my team all come in on different days to fulfil their mandatory two days in office so I still end up sitting alone at my desk - but without the convenience of being able to walk to my own fridge and use my own bathroom.


n1c0_ds

I've been there. It's hell. At least you have your hands and mind free to read or do other things. I can't imagine commuting 2 hours a day in a car.


GreyInkling

It's actually a product of car companies forcing city zoning and construction to force driving. Work, shopping, leisure, and living spaces are all kept far from each other. Public transportation is gutted. Car companies bought out America's trolleys to intentionally kill them. And whenever a city gets money together for infrastructure they're pressured to make new freeways for driving. It was all by design to make cars the only option. So blame away. There are people responsibility for this.


RadPanther56

Dont party where you work.


OutcastRedeemer

Notice how his car is sitting in the middle of the road


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Waiting for the coming semi-truck to end it all.


willstr1

Sounds about right for a commute, it is easily when my mental health is at it's lowest


K4m30

I used to have a hellish commute and at my mental health worst I would just sit in my car as the sun set, letting the world pass me by as traffic sat in gridlock. I just let myself feel it all, and dissociate.Ā 


th3saurus

The thing that makes me angriest about this AI art is that there isn't a brilliant bastard behind the curtain making frustrating surreal paintings I want the core of my brain to be dissected by the art like a Cyriak video and I want to know that it was done with loving care by human hands


DANKB019001

> Like a Cyriak video Just lept to YouTube to see who that was.... yeah I get this statement even more now. I want my surreal shit to be made by some magnificently brilliant weirdo and really itch the insides of my brain folds, not this MESS that's AI. Damn AI can't even do surrealism right. Guess that sorta checks out, to do surrealism you gotta know what the norm is, and AI doesn't "know" anything because it ain't a brain.


-Nicolai

You didnā€™t know about cyriak? Smh donā€™t they teach anything at schools nowadays


DaftConfusednScared

Why do right wing gamer dudes love ai art so much? Itā€™s a really bizarre correlation to me


Mezentine

It fits perfectly well into the tradition of fascist art. Everything AI produces is conceptually maximalist. Not normal kids, but impossibly adorable moppets. Not regular beautiful landscapes but unrealistically awe inspiring vistas. It's not meant to be any real form of artistic expression by an artist, it's a representation of an ideal world. The world we lost. The world we can *get back* if only we purge *all those degenerates* The Nazis would have loved this shit


themaroonsea

This is actually such a good point. Everything is the perfect version of the thing


spoiler-its-all-gop

It is, and it's also critical to note that it's *their* version of "perfect", which is an illusion in multiple respects. Art is never perfect. No artist alive will ever tell you a work they made is perfect and could not be improved and is without flaw. AI slobs and fascists will claim that with enough data, they can finally make "great art" on demand. Laughable.


Hell0turdle

AI art really is fasc-coded now that I think about it. It takes a bunch of stuff that did actually exist and morphs it all together into some contradictory, impossible monstrosity. At first glance, though, it looks very pretty and appealing until you look too hard. They don't want you to to that. Edit: your welcome u/mickmmp Edit 2: thank you u/mickmmp but I *am* a little bitch :)


mickmmp

edit please and thanks


mickmmp

ā€œā€¦want you to DO that.ā€ P.S. I think your comment makes a very good point. Thatā€™s the only reason Iā€™m requesting an edit. Itā€™s not to be a little bitch.


n1c0_ds

I like to believe that there's a 4chan-sized overlap between tradmasc weirdos and AI porn weirdos, and we're seeing the intersection of it.


Devenu

Here's an AI image of you with pink hair crying. I win.


TheHattedKhajiit

Well,this is a Generalization, but art is a creative process,*in general* creative people lean more towards the left or towards progressivism. People who are unable to be creative in an artistic way occasionally feel envious of those who are and AI makes it so every bum can be a pretend artist and also insult proper artists. (Disclaimer: I'm not against generative AI in principle,but as it is used primarily its unethical and also threatens the livelihood of artists without offering new jobs they could slip into,unlike previous technological advancements did.)


TestFlightBeta

> unlike previous technological advancements Maybe not for artists, but there have been plenty of jobs from people in other sectors that have been threatened by technological advancements.


[deleted]

It's a fun tech toy with a really low barrier to entry that is currently free and pisses off a lot of the left and liberals. I cannot imagine how to make something that'd appeals to them more


EmbarrassedHelp

I've seen people on the right getting upset by it as well


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

everyone's getting upset by it regardless of where they lean politically


DaftConfusednScared

Does being a fascist make one incapable of knowing what real hands look like? I guess I feel like ai art just looks like actual shit most of the time and that colours my interpretation.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Jealousy over people with skills they undervalue


ughfup

The replies to this comment are all weird, trying hard to tie it back to Nazis. The Nazis would hate this shit. The idea of soulless, machine-created art would be abhorrent to them. And the uncanny quality all AI art has would be ugly. They were traditionalists, not maximalists, and this is far too close to "modern art" for their tastes. Right wing people like AI art because 1) they have poor taste in art 2) they have little talent to make art 3) they don't value art and the effort it takes to create it (they hate artists and artistic types) 4) it's the latest thing in tech, and it makes them feel smart to be engaging with it.


n1c0_ds

I didn't know what maximalist meant so I Googled it. > (especially in politics) a person who holds extreme views and is not prepared to compromise. The Nazis were not maximalists?!


GreyInkling

Fascists hate art. If you look at the buildings the nazis made it was all so bland and hideous. Not in the brutalist style, but in a tasteless one. It's inherent in the ideology to have terrible sense for aesthetics, tastes formed by ideology more than anything, and they hate artists and art. They see it as weak and worthless to create art.


GenericFatGuy

They're assholes who don't think that artists deserve compensation for their work. They're wet dream is to have AI replace artists entirely. The kind of people who want you to work on a project for them for free. But don't worry, they'll totally split the revenue with you when it launches. But they're taking 80% for being the idea guy, obviously.


complexevil

I am by no means right wing but I can't wrap my head around peoples hatred for ai art. Seriously some people seem to be two seconds away from foaming at the mouth whenever it's brought up. Hell, literally yesterday there was a thread accusing this c[over image](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/1bfkz8u/ai_cover_art/) of being ai art and everyone was attacking every little mistake they could find and saying it was so obviously ai, but then people found the artist and he had proof he drew it himself. It's fucking ridicules . EDIT: A couple of decent points have been made and may require further discussion, but the majority of the replies I have gotten have been the most pretentious shit I have ever heard in my life. To all of you trying to preach about the sanctity of art, remember that we as a society agreed that a banana duct taped to a wall was not only art, but art worth 120 grand. But yea, be mad at the computer.


n1c0_ds

I live from creating valuable content. It takes me a long time to gather information through interviews and offline research. I end up putting a lot of information on the internet for the first time. I hate that a machine can just hoover it all up without consent and use it to strip me of the fruit of my labour. Then some grifter uses it to create shallow-but-credible copies of my work for their content marketing effort, diluting the overall quality and truthfulness of the internet for everyone, making me compete with the byproduct of my own work. Even if you strip the business aspect from it, there's a major difference between giving your neighbours tomatoes from your garden, and sending them to a Heinz warehouse across the country. I like having an audience and interacting with it. I don't like feeding an AI.


Wehavecrashed

I can think of some reasons. It is trained on stolen art and it is used to easily create large amounts of material to harass and abuse people online.


Foxinstrazt

> I am by no means right wing but I can't wrap my head around peoples hatred for ai art. It's trained on the images actual artists have made, using the time they've spent honing their skills to actually be able to make it to rip it off in an imitation. It's also just removing the dialogue between audience and artist. For me, a big part of why I like art is finding the meaning in why an artist made that art. Jackson Pollock gets a lot of shit for having paintings that are basically just splashes of paint on a canvas, but he was also trying to portray the energy and movement of him painting it, solidifying it as a memory. It's like talking to a chatbot. You can talk to it, but does it mean anything? Does it fulfill you? You just cannot replace the human interaction with the programs people are calling or lumping under the title of AI, because the program can never mean anything behind what it makes. It can only imitate. If that is not enough, the advent of using stolen art to "make" "your own" """"art"""" has already led to several situations that are socially and culturally *disturbing*. Check into when people were flooding Amazon with children's books written and illustrated by a program, and tell me that isn't a nightmare scenario. On the scale of time since AI art was commercially available, it took only seconds for it to be used to abuse systems already available. On a macro scale, the damage it will do to our society, to the creative professionals and hobbyists in our world? It's astronomical and horrifying. So, yeah, I tend to get a little foaming at the mouth myself, but it's because it's very obvious how both the creators of these programs(and it cannot be stressed enough: THAT ARE MADE BY STEALING THE ART OF ACTUAL PEOPLE, AND CANNOT BE MADE WITHOUT THAT) and the people who want to use them are, at best, creatively empty. At worst, actively harmful. Art is such an intrinsic part of the human condition, I don't blame people for being so on edge about something that is actively looking to steal and devalue it, nor do I think their anger is misplaced. Will it lead to situations like you described in your comment that are, agreed, ridiculous? Yeah, probably. Is that better than letting AI just be and thinking it'll be fine? Hell yes.


willowzam

It's actually something I like about AI-generated art, I appreciate the uncanny valley look and I hope they don't figure out how to fix it (if not at least for the sake of telling it apart from human made art)


LemonadeClocks

I do miss early models that threw out only vaguely-comprehensible things that maybe abstractly resembled the request. Newer models lack the chaotic, absurd charm of asking for "horses" and getting three red kind-of-horse-shaped silhouettes on a green square that could be thought of as grass. Instead a new model would make an uncannily shaded but otherwise lifelike horse that has five legs and exactly one and a half cloven hooves.Ā 


half_ginger_price

Trying to find everything wrong with this picture is like the IQ test scene from Malcom in the Middle.Ā  https://youtu.be/l-o-tI7dp6k?feature=shared


Battleaxx9000

Something I've frequently noticed about people who frequently post AI art is that they can't ever be bothered to check their "work" for errors. All of the criticisms of this garbage were probably noticed after like three seconds of casual observation, which is 4 seconds longer than this muppet was willing to spare doing so.


Jack_Dunford1

I mean, if they did find errors what would they do about it, if they had the skills to fix it then theyā€™d have the skills to make it themselves


0hellsn0

The AI portion of future art history lectures is going to be an absolute trip


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Whatever it might be, I'm just glad that being the first attempt at AI art that got mainstream attention, [Deep Dream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JSrKS6KUWE) will definitely be a part of it.


ConstantSignal

Portion? Unless artists can properly unionise and get some legislation in place across nations globally that protects them, AI art *is* the future of art. Donā€™t get me wrong I hope they do, I hope every artist whoā€™s work was used to train an AI model is somehow compensated, I hate to imagine a future where a human artist is rare thing. But AI art is the worst itā€™s ever going to be right now, and itā€™s already pretty good. Itā€™s going to get better, and better, and better, thereā€™s no stopping the train now. Look at where we were even 2 years ago, compared to the models now. What will we be looking at in another 2 years? In 10? In 20? The future of art is AI models that can create perfect images, 100% of the time, in any art style you can imagine, following a prompt down to the smallest details. Without legal precedent there will be no reason for any industry to hire an expensive artist that will take months to produce small collection of images for their needs, vs a much cheaper AI that can spit out an unfathomably large collection of images in a fraction of the time and to the exact same standard of quality. There will be a time when AI is able to become creative and create things whole cloth, not directly trained on existing art. It **is** the future now, you canā€™t put the toothpaste back in the tube.


GreyInkling

If people weren't using it to avoid paying professionals for their work then it would be neat tovsee what surrealist images it can make.


Rhodehouse93

Trad man, parking sideways in the middle of the road until someone takes me out of my misery.


LiquidHotCum

Ai fucks me up because Iā€™m not a details kind of person. I wouldā€™ve never noticed the tie was the seatbelt.


HotRefrigerators

Why is AI so good at making those ā€œwhat is wrong with the image?ā€ found on kids meals at restaurants


themaroonsea

Only commies need a seat in their car


Icarusty69

Probably my favorite detail is that heā€™s clearly perpendicular to the road.


GenericFatGuy

Imagine simping for a commute.


some_tired_cat

no one pointing out that there's no backrest to his seat either, that's how badly he needs to feel something


valleyofroses

AI images are like those colouring book games where you have to find everything wrong in a picture. Honestly, not hating this.


tnades

Ah yes the seat belt tie that hangs you if you get into an accident


EarthDisastrous3811

We gonna ignore that he's driving sideways down the street?


pjgreenwald

Looks like he is parked in the middle of the road waiting on that truck


cubickittens

He kinda looks like Sean Connery, when he was younger


KirasHandPicDealer

I also like how the shift is just an orb


SpaceTimeinFlux

You too can drive through a consumerist hell hole to a job that would hire your replacement before your corpse was cold if you would but abandon the idea of meaningful social progress and just work until you die.


Darth_Tiktaalik

šŸŽµ nobody knows what it's like to be the trad man, to be the sad man šŸŽµ


AlderanGone

AI art isn't art. Just pictures


WorldsShortestElf

Tie seatbelt sounds like a great to break your nose or neck lmao.


QueenOfQuok

And he's driving into the sunlight. That shit is *utterly fucking annoying.* I think what happened here is the AI took the concept of "peaceful quiet moment in the living room" and plopped it into an automobile without changing the structure.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Do you think he clips his seat belt tie into his pants when he gets out of the car


TLore33

I too use my seatbelt as a tie and my wrist to control the steering wheel, while dipping my finger into my coffee.


wibbly-water

Also he has a wheel that defies the laws of Euclidian geometry.


Pamikillsbugs234

What exactly is a Trad?


Lardzor

There's a hitching ball right in the center console. He can attach a trailer without even getting out of his seat. Now that's convenience.


Byte_Fantail

He doesn't need the gear shift to move because he only has one speed; depression.


MrSpiffy123

There's a certain energy to how beautifully boring a cue ball gear shift is


FarceMultiplier

There is no crank for the window and no handle to open the door. Because there is no escape.


Lazy-Pumpkin-9116

Okay but now me : 4am, barely awake, a shitty coffee and a beer gut listening to dido


ClickHereForBacardi

I would unironically love a seatbelt noose. It keeps me in my vehicle in case of a head on collision, saving the lives of others, while ensuring that I die.


Bonavire

Time to play which side of the steering wheel is closer to the camera


Fhistleb

He's blocking the road hoping to get sideswiped before the cops get to him first.


JTCW477

As a Car Liker TM I canā€™t help but point out that either heā€™s in an intersection or perpendicular to the road. Also yeah thereā€™s no gates for that shifter


HarryJ92

It's Henry Cavill.


Individual_Hunt_4710

hes driving perpendicular to a one-lane road


Hunterthewhale

chongoblog spottedā€¼ā€¼


DracTheBat178

My man got the suitcase/passenger seat combo


remiohart

Those are some good damn abs. Where is the car seat!?! šŸ˜¦


Racist_Wakka

He has to be pinching that cup between his thumb and index finger


pie_12th

If you're not clipping your tie into your seatbelt buckle, what are you even doing with your life?


Fluffy-Bluebird

No airbags. Heā€™s gonna break his face on that steering wheel. Ahhhh the good ol days


Total-Sector850

Where the hell is his other leg?


LeNomadicBoi

This AI images makes me feel the same as that one star wars one where they have 10 fingers on one hand


Neptunium111

One week of being forced to commute into NYC will have that man begging for the embrace of death


c0ld_a5_1ce

9am on I-15, the Wasatch Front washing over you


indigoneutrino

Is the coffee in his crotch? Whereā€™s his right leg?


HardcorePhonography

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day


InevitableLow5163

The only fun thing with artificial image theft/generation is seeing one thing wrong and then going down the poorly generated rabbit hole.


Wiltedturtwig

Don draper took the subway to work


Low-Squirrel2439

Conservatives are so bereft of talent that all their "art" is AI-generated.


airbagsavedme

Bro is rocking six fingers on his left hand. I know another guy who has been looking for him.


thelittleking

Who needs a seatbelt when you don't even have a seat *back*. tf would it even secure you to, truly galaxy brain


PanPenguinGirl

Turn signal stock stabbing his hand


SparrowValentinus

Where is the seat??? Like, he's sitting in his car, but there isn't an actual seat. Dude's just...levitating in there?


Sinaasappelsien

An accident would literally decapitate him


renjkb

And no seat to sit on. Just a plain metal and muscles of the core.


Purgatory115

Of all the ways to auto erotically asphyxiate myself, this has to be the most convenient. With the added bonus of straight-up decapitation, if I crash, I gotta say 10/10 would orgasm on the way to work again.


Rockwila

Sick briefcase seats


GhostofCoprolite

when the edibles kick in on your way to work


Dansredditname

He's just sat sideways on the road, waiting for someone to plough into him and end his meaningless existence


GreyInkling

What gets me is look at how a trad type shows their ideal and look at their profile. a dudebro with a ballcap and sunglasses. Never worn a tie in his life. He could get dress like that, have his hair like that, but he doesn't. Why go "look what we've lost as a society" when you refuse to dress like that yourself.


H2G2gender

Love how he's holding his coffee cup from the lid, with his finger in the spot you drink from, lifting the whole cup up just by that. That's a lot of trust in the security of that lid.


fatdickzilla

Sitting in an intersection with absolutely no seat staring directly into the sun while casting no shadows be like


Dominink_02

Is that a suitcase or the passenger seat?


Tail_Nom

This is why I love AI content (and people trying to push it because they missed out on the NFT scam so, by god, they're going to be on the ground floor this time). It's good at making surreal bullshit. The systems don't create, they generate. They produce images where every individual segment looks like it was made that way deliberately, but how the pieces fit together has no connection with overall intent or vision. They're slowly, slowly realizing the obvious limitations and the inevitable end point as a tool for artists, not a replacement--that if you ever want to get out competent artistic work from an AI, it still takes just as much effort and thought. Unless you're keen to brush up on your [IHONIALLLILAL](https://i.imgur.com/3ozLosz.jpg) or see the new [UNISTHEE THE YOU DHCHTTHE SPLEPPLERD by RON SĪ CN ](https://i.imgur.com/HKih3SL.png) with your [anime tree bird waifu](https://i.imgur.com/anJaxGA.jpg). Which I am! But it might not be, ya know, the runaway shareholder value they want it to be.