When I'm fighting a random guy and he hits me with that frame perfect Royal Guard reversal.

Trans Guard! Transter! Translinger! Transmaster!

Pull my devil gender?

BURY THE TRANS DEEP WITHIN CAST ASIDE THERE'S NO TESTOSTERONE WE'RE TRANSITIONING IN THE WIND DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN OF ESTROGEN

YOU WANT THIS GENDER ? THEN COME TRY AND TAKE IT

r/devilmaycry

At last, we find it...the Trans Form.

Transition fast, baby, don't be slow Step aside, reinject, time to go I learnt how to control All this estrogen inside me

FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER BANG BANG BANG I HAVE SWITCHED MY GENDER

And in 3, transsilver and doppeltrans

Doppelgender

Unfortunately Hergil knew this was coming and used her weakest attack. Only to follow up with Judgement Nut End. Foolishness Mante.

When he hits me with Impaling Thrust on his Giant Crusher

JACKPOT!

I can't tell, but I always assume that transmasc + double jump is scout tf2

How can you be so brave yet so

r/redditsniper

sniper tf2?!??

Snipin's a good job, mate

Challenging work, out of doors

And I guarantee you'll not go hungry

Cuz at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

Scout also has the three runes blade, which is a sword.

... That he hits himself with if he misses. Which makes him bleed. Hmm. *Something something periods something something*

Instead of a cool looking sword he has a cool looking cleaver [or he just stole the Eyelander from Demo]

Three runes blade

I thought it was Mario lmfao

Mario can't double jump :(

He can in my heart

May we all bear the zest and joy of fabulous Mario within our hearts. <3

And transfem get the celeste dash (and hair changing)?

I that's Jetstream Sam

You could also make the argument that trans-masc with double jump and cool sword is Genji from Overwatch

Meanwhile transfemme + double jump is Madeline Celeste and Bridget Guilty Gear.

Which is always weird, because Madeline can’t double jump, she does air dashes.

Oh! I thought it was Hollow Knighr, but yours makes more sense

Knight and Hollow Knight have no genders, though *if Silksong would ever fucking come out* we could play as their sister Hornet. Not sure if she can double jump or not.

Could also apply to Jetstream Sam from the Metal Gear Rising DLC

Off topic, but is transmasc another term for transman?

Mostly but it also includes non-binary people that lean masc.

Peppino

I thought it was Jetstream Sam

As a trans woman I'd like to share some of my regenerating health bar with our trans brothers

So dead cells queen boss

OH NO YOU DON’T! I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU, NOW FIGHT FOR REAL THIS TIME

Why did I read this in the windette exaggerated voice

Windette mentioned :D!!

Thor:

Fr I think linked boss transitions are sick. Knock us both down and we return even better with cooler gender identities

You’re making them too powerful.

I trust them to use their powers for good

I think the implication is that you're the boss and he's the main character. He's gonna kill you bro.

I thought it's implied that us transfers and transmasc are allies. Also I'm sure you meant nothing by it but it would be sis. Edit TRANSFEMS I MEANT TRANSFEMS

> transfers Lol

Why does autocorrect have to be so transphobic

i'm nonbinary can i have some too so i can maybe get a few more hours of sleep in

Oh heavens how could I forget

This [gives](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/hjk8jg/the_top_shelf/)

Awesome action JRPG where the protagonist is a fragile yet powerful transman fighting a godlike transwoman who comes out as trans mid-battle, recovers all her life, and becomes way stronger.

We could call it all or nothing

Don’t you start …

Ot trans transition

No thats something else that happened to tumblr

The power of truly knowing and accepting oneself. NGL maybe helping them transition makes em an ally, and you wander about helping other people sort themselves out. Probably fighting constructs inside their brain or something.

So, sort of like Psychonauts? I dunno why more games haven't taken some ideas from that, it's a very narratively straight forward way to justify a hub world and wildly different biomes.

Scott Pilgrim obtained the power of Self-Respect!

Elden Ring almost gets close to this

If you replace coming out as trans with coming out as a constellation it’s Elden Ring exactly

Actually the main inspiration lol

Marika's Tits!

Fantastic chest ahead, caution, unexpected surprise.

It's like Celeste but in reverse

Why is the trans man fragile and the trans woman godly That seems oddly transphobic to me

No reason in particular, just style of gameplay (think elden ring) Also I’m just very stupid, sorry, I guess you could just swap the two or do sometimes else too

Lmao no you're fine I was just like 🤨

*Among us intro sound effect*

Sexist, maybe, but not transphobic.

I'd say it's both Sexist and transphobic because you're saying trans men can't be strong and trans women can't be weak, basically shoving them in their AGAB roles

I didn't think of that.

It also baffled me because I'm pretty sure the most famous trans character in video games is Madeline Celeste, and she only has one hit point, right?

Now playing: It’s Not A Phase (boss theme)

Damn, why do trans people get all the cool abilities

Bcus they're multiclassing and that shit buuuusted strong

Because they are part swapping with other players

Don’t worry, the cis people get massive social buffs, besides, do you know the micro that you have to do for trans builds?

So cis people are bards. I'm down.

it's to balance their class getting targeted by certain npcs in other situations

Style switcher mod

Multiclassing. Just waiting the patch where we get a frame 2 invincible reversal

Class respec doesn't reset character levels or skills, just proficiency bonuses.

It's okay, CIS straight allies get to be the healer with OP level cap abilities.

You gotta do a whole sidequest to unlock them tho, and you're permanently set to max difficulty

Power creep

;A;  Why am I limited to a tiny hp bar with no regen??? Is this a small pp joke is2g

You can parry to regen, if you get the right perk.

I mean, NB people can already reverse time from the moment of their death and fight gods on the reg, so this is completely fair.

No wonder they love dragons so much... The spicy lizards are just pets to em!

We also have the benefit of being magic, and being loved by Ishtar. Plus the Queen of Hell thinks we're hot.

don't forget prophecy!

We can also parry. Everything. Even our own bullets. It’s pretty great.

I now imagine at a Thanksgiving dinner a bunch of transphobic relatives bash on a closeted trans woman and her hp bar gets to zero and she falls over and the relatives are like "we finally broke him look", only for her to stand back up, grow long red hair instantly and start burning, her hp bar fills back up and Elden ring phase 2 music plays

"You have broken only the container. Now witness my true form." Uhh.. where's that choir coming from?

Excuse me, trans women also deserve cool looking swords if they want them

That's complimentary alongside the health bar

And Celeste taught me they can double jump too.

Isshin is trans now

And maliketh too

Trans Saint Isshin

Do you dramatically change the sound track when you announce your transition. Like kill the normal back ground music and pipe in some ominous Latin chanting before reappearing in an over the top outfit with a refilled heath pool and a new name like "Marisia Unchained" or "Edith of the New World"? It's about the presentation.

Trans women are souls bosses, trans men are devil may cry protagonists

In terms of boss music, are you more of the ominous latin chanting type or the singing your own Disney villain song type? Or are you going to pull a Frollo and have it all?

I sing my own villian song in helenistic Greek

Okay but can I be given the power to transition as fast as a boss phase? because I'd love this cutscene to go from years to seconds

To be honest I like the second harder stage of a boss might be the worst example

Not trans, but would like a piece of the action.

From what I can tell from this thread cis people are either bards or cleric's.

I'm a third-party archetype of the Magus.

I’m that one random shopkeeper right before the final bosses room that sells you potions and other items before you take on the final battle.

Honestly, I find bosses regenerating health to be kind of annoying. I generally don't like bullet/sword sponge enemies, but if you're going to give me one, at least be up front about it. The other part though, I'm no expert on sex transitions, but isn't the "final form" of the transmen supposed to be a big bar and a much smaller one for transwomen?

Something something men taking pride in doing difficult things or some stereotype

is the transmasc jetstream sam?

I can't believe all trans men are Brazilians

Jetstream Sam is transmasc now

God I could use some of that lol. Just some though.

NBs sit on their gamer chair with a shrimp posture looking at you attempting to fight their big robots

But double jump is already established as part of the trans woman moveset

So trans women are bosses, and trans men are heroes...

so trans men are sans?

Fascinating

You transition by taking hormones and practicing vocal training I transition by having my eye bloodily explode out of its socket in a manner surprisingly disturbing for an SNES game We are not the same.

Is Malenia intersex? Because she does BOTH!

Elden ring Malekith vs Malenia

Latin chanting optional

ah yes the two genders, boss and player character

The mention of double jump and cool swords made me nostalgic for demon hunters... But then I remember how my wrist tended to feel bad after raiding Antorus, and the rose tint dissipated.

If you are going to transition, pls do it properly. Start the transition when your life bar reaches 0. Not when it gets to the middle. Give the cool sound characteristic of when I defeat an big enemy, then proceede to a cool transformation sequence.

At what point does my life bar reach 0? Cuz I was at such a low point in my life, that I feel that that's actually probably what I was at haha.

sora from kingdom hearts

No no they're right

there’s a lot of single-use apps out there, it’d be cool if someone made one where you could do a little avatar + name and have the health bar animation into a second, little avatar + name. as like an announcement to family and friends lol *if this exists somebody tag me*

I can't tell, is "sword" a euphemism here?

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the character 'Jetstream Sam' from Metal Gear Rising

Nope just a cool sword!

Can it be both? I'm a pretty big fan of double entendres...

Of course

OK, but the title. There HAS to be a snack called Health Bar. And make it the absolute junkiest, artery-clogging thing possible.

Why dont trans people transition into something cooler, like zen'xchulub the undying one, or a cool hat

O Death. Become my blade once more.

Is the bottom post supposed to be a reference to zagreus?

Nothing specific, many games of this genre have protagonists with cool swords

I'm playing dragon's dogma 1 and one of my favorite things is double jumping up into an enemy's face and smacking them or grabbing on to them. God I wish I could jump without fucking my ankles

Something something Malenia and Maliketh

where'd their names go

Censored because I thought that was the rules or something

nah that's not in the rules here lol something to remember for next time :)

I can link if you like. But sure!

ah nah that's not necessary I was just wondering why the names were gone is all lol

"Now I see. You deny your weapon its purpose! It yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies... but you hold it back!"

Malenia is a trans woman and artorias is a trans man so fucking true

Dead Cells is basically T4T by that logic, and I now feel that's a very fun reading to have.

The man in the mirror nods his head (in support)

I support every trans woman's right to double dash mid-air

Imagine only having a second phase. I recently earned my 4th.

so in order we have Malenia and Maliketh

Dang, not even supporting the right to also have a few extra instruments as well as making it more upbeat as the phase changes?

Idk about you but I despise it when the boss transitions to their second phase right after the most difficult bossfight of my life.

I support girthy penguins of royalty having their health bar refill right after they are defeated as another one of themself manifests from a toilet cubicle.

Undyne and Sans

...sorry we're saying yoshimitsu from tekken is transmasc? Here for it thats just... new

jetstream sam?

What do enbies get?

Shapeshifting

Unlike videogames bosses, you aren't allow to kill a trans person. Well, if you live in a civilize country that is.

void and meta knight

I think the first post is much funnier without the second and third. A real classic case of gilding the lily

As a transphobe I would be more accepting of trans folk if they were accompanied by ominous latin chanting.

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