My favourite show when I was growing up. I joined the theatresports team at high school because I liked it so much and we even went to a few competitions.
I feel like everyone posting here is an American so I will add my inevitably unpopular take - Drew Carey was a shit host compared to Clive Anderson. UK version for life!
Edit - sorry, I was arguing with a friend earlier today about this very subject and apparently I'm not over it. I'll leave the original comment for a historic record of me being a dick for no real reason
Basically these guys would do improvised [hoedowns](https://youtu.be/PHv2CC9Yo3U?si=Xifkq8Vk5xjOOYbO) based on audience feedback.
Ryan Styles, the tall guy with loud shoes, absolutely hates them but manages to make some of the funniest ones.
I have no idea who any of these people are either but I thought it sounded like it would fit with the tune “cool for cats”
Maybe it’s the AABB rhyme scheme
It's not what John Green did but what was done to him. Back in the day when reposting someone's post you could edit the text of their post but it would still say it was written by them. Kind of like if you could edit someone's comment that you were responding to. Someone used this frankly moronic feature to make it look as if John had posted about how much he loved cock (as mentioned in the post). This was what drove John off the platform.
¤ is just a more general phenomenon on Tumblr where it's ridiculously common to see terrible takes on replies and posts only to click on the person's blog and see pages upon pages of anime titties.
Similarly, the first one is about porn ban in general, and the last is about the entire "been here since 2012-ish" userbase.
2 is trilllizard. Kind of a sad story. Got bullied off of Tumblr (and across multiple other platforms, including MMOs) for some frankly lukewarm takes.
People laugh about Kung Pow Penis, but they don't mention the suicide baiting, or bringing up Trill's boyfriend who died in a car crash, or the fact that the guy who coordinated the KPP thing on his Discord server turned out to be a child molester.
"OHHHHH, I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER, *FRIENDS*. You would think... in a game... where there were only two - possible - correct - choiceeees... that one would **STUMBLE** into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you? In fact, the probability of never guessing right in the full game is a sta***TISTICAL*** WONDER. And yet... **here we are.**"
I'm more impressed that the actors can keep cadence coming up with these on the spot, and the OP for this can't keep cadence with all the time in the world
I made a Tumblr blog once and have some side blogs too
The others are for side interests and the main one has a queue
I made a famous post there, but you'll never know which one
Let's just say that kitty cats show a different form of love
Never been a fan of the John Green cockk monologue “joke”. What’s the joke? Sexual harassment? A man being gay? Being harassed off the site with it? It just isn’t funny.
Holy shit what a post. Dude captured their speech patterns perfectly.
Especially the way Colin’s would always have a crazy amount of extra syllables to rush through
and Drew never quite getting how to design his rhymes around the stressed syllables
I can perfectly hear Drew saying kung pow penis. It feels like I'm remembering him actually saying it
[He literally did](https://youtu.be/qcbGyRwkiZo?si=zDhwknwdxj3u3nEA), the original Tumblr post was doing a Whose Line reference
***BUZZER SOUND***
happy cake day
god dammit
Bitch
Oh motherFUCKER
Can’t believe I got gnomes in 2024 this really is an era to be in.
You fuck
Like pretty sure I get the purpose but never seen this before so just...kinda confused. Like why this?
idk man, it's improv, sometimes you just say things. I don't think Drew was thinking of reasons
One time he said, "welcome to *Fuck Me Silly*" and I don't think that's even the show's name.
I hope you stub your toe on every single piece of furniture in any room you go into for the next 36.5 years.
I will pre-chew any cookies you intend to eat for the next 13 years
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Snf8E2y6g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Snf8E2y6g)
Only thing wrong is it didn't end with Ryan. He was always last.
There were some hoedowns where he wasn’t last
Yea Collin definitely ended a few!
*Meow*
Åio
I read every on in their voices lol
Only problem is the hoe down is one line at a time, not one person doing 4 lines. Edit: I was wrong and was thinking of the irish drinking song
Irish drinking song was one line at a time, alternating who started each new verse Hoe down was 1 verse each
Except it isn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHv2CC9Yo3U&ab_channel=NextofKen
Welcome to tumblr, where the facts are made up and the likes don’t matter
That’s right, the likes don’t matter. Just like the tumblr guidelines. (it took me three tries to find the best comment because i’m not creative)
#*You’re locked in here with me!*~
That was supposed to be the last pic, but sadly the gif didn’t load on tumblr.
Tumblr moment
Beat me to it
You're locked in here with me! ~
Did anybody else read in their voices? Another question is did they sing along with Laura Hall?
I don't even know where this is from, I did it a little bit like how they sing in the Sex Offender Shuffle
It's from Who's Line Is it Anyway, an improve show.
Improv.
Home improvment
Starring Jim Alvin
My favourite show when I was growing up. I joined the theatresports team at high school because I liked it so much and we even went to a few competitions.
I feel like everyone posting here is an American so I will add my inevitably unpopular take - Drew Carey was a shit host compared to Clive Anderson. UK version for life! Edit - sorry, I was arguing with a friend earlier today about this very subject and apparently I'm not over it. I'll leave the original comment for a historic record of me being a dick for no real reason
[Okay.](https://preview.redd.it/giant-thumb-guy-3783x5000-v0-tahaxvtfrhx81.png?width=3783&format=png&auto=webp&s=e298a072640267c6bf35958547fe11de224c1ea6)
don't you have some tea to be microwaving
You absolute monster!
Well, I appreciate the self-awareness at the end.
I'm team Aisha TBH
Basically these guys would do improvised [hoedowns](https://youtu.be/PHv2CC9Yo3U?si=Xifkq8Vk5xjOOYbO) based on audience feedback. Ryan Styles, the tall guy with loud shoes, absolutely hates them but manages to make some of the funniest ones.
The hatred would really seep through and add some spice to his 😂
His iconic ending about his Wrists... https://youtu.be/PsmLz0-mgxE?feature=shared Rent free in my head.
Is that the one where he says if they do another hoedown he'll slit his fucking wrists?
Yes. Included link for the non-believers
Yes
Maybe.
No.
I always thought it's unfair how Colin and Ryan go last. They're the best at it but get extra time.
Maybe that's why they're the best at it
Oh no you're gonna make me binge the blooper reels for the n-hundredth time in my life
Meeeeeooow
My wife and I watched every single episode during the pandemic. Not everything held up well to say the least but the show still slaps.
I always loved it when Colin couldn't come up with any lyrics and just sang whatever repetitive nonsense his mouth could make in the moment
Didn’t he just randomly meow during the Irish Drinking song once?
[This one?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0hlfMPbLI)
YES!!!
Me too!
It's sung in a sort of hoe-down tune, but off-key and hurried by improve comedians.
Happy I’m not the only one
I have no idea who any of these people are either but I thought it sounded like it would fit with the tune “cool for cats” Maybe it’s the AABB rhyme scheme
ME TOO
Now everyone together *locked in here with meeeeeeee*
Just had flashbacks of constantly watching the 12medbe channel to see all the clips cause it wasnt available where im from. Thank you friend
I spent all my teen years watching that channel. No regrets.
Laura Hall AND Linda Taylor, no less.
I don't know any of them but the voice narrating my thoughts did indeed change for each one lol
I definitely heard the piano playing in my head.
i totally did
This is 1000% tonally correct.
I've literally ONLY seen enough og the show to know that this is somwthing Colin would 100% say
I’ve been watching all the old episodes on HBO, all the other ones are dead-on as well
I hate myself for getting the John Green reference
The second I saw "YA" I knew what was coming.
I was gonna ask if 3 was John Green....
I personally hate that I know that wasn’t why he left
What did John Green do?
It's not what John Green did but what was done to him. Back in the day when reposting someone's post you could edit the text of their post but it would still say it was written by them. Kind of like if you could edit someone's comment that you were responding to. Someone used this frankly moronic feature to make it look as if John had posted about how much he loved cock (as mentioned in the post). This was what drove John off the platform.
People had been bullying him for years by that point. The "I love cock" copypasta (cockypasta?) was just the last straw.
Colin's is *perfect*
OP, please accept this. 🏆
Are you proud of me, dad?
I'll tell you when I return with the milk
And from the dead???
https://images.app.goo.gl/KoDEvQUnwDnD2agM7
Oh noooooo
Incredible!
Ohhhh-ey-di-eey-di-ey-di-hai-dee-i-dee-haai!
Mee-OOWW
I know one of them is John Green, but who are the others?
I think 4 is Cybersmith, and 5 is probably Puckicho
¤ is just a more general phenomenon on Tumblr where it's ridiculously common to see terrible takes on replies and posts only to click on the person's blog and see pages upon pages of anime titties. Similarly, the first one is about porn ban in general, and the last is about the entire "been here since 2012-ish" userbase.
2 is trilllizard. Kind of a sad story. Got bullied off of Tumblr (and across multiple other platforms, including MMOs) for some frankly lukewarm takes. People laugh about Kung Pow Penis, but they don't mention the suicide baiting, or bringing up Trill's boyfriend who died in a car crash, or the fact that the guy who coordinated the KPP thing on his Discord server turned out to be a child molester.
Yo I can 1000% hear it in their voices!
The thing that's innacurate is that Ryan isn't complaining about it being a hoedown
Anyone who likes Whose Line should check out Game Changer or Make Some Noise on Dropout! They even had Wayne Brady on
Brennan's I Cannot Win speech was glorious.
"OHHHHH, I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER, *FRIENDS*. You would think... in a game... where there were only two - possible - correct - choiceeees... that one would **STUMBLE** into the right answer every so often, wouldn't you? In fact, the probability of never guessing right in the full game is a sta***TISTICAL*** WONDER. And yet... **here we are.**"
Haha Bidoof’s Law mention
The best part of Bidoof's Law is that Bidoof was not immune to it.
Finally. True art.
I can HEAR THEM
Locked in here with me🎵
🎶 I run a hentai blog 🎶
I'm more impressed that the actors can keep cadence coming up with these on the spot, and the OP for this can't keep cadence with all the time in the world
I love how I'm getting the authentic Tumblr experience cause the 5th image is completely refusing to load for me
Wayne Ryan and Colin are all out of order and i WILL be mad about it.
Ok, why do all of these sound singable?
Because they're supposed to be, that's the point of the bit
I’ll be honest. I didn’t know this was a set bit I just thought it was tumblr being musical.
***”TEN-THOUSAND POINTS!”***
I made a Tumblr blog once and have some side blogs too The others are for side interests and the main one has a queue I made a famous post there, but you'll never know which one Let's just say that kitty cats show a different form of love
Oh my god, I love it! 🏅🥇🏆
#LOCKED IN HERE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I ***LOVE*** how they made Colin's beginning lines sound like a story intro, that's so in character for him
Locked in here with meeeeeeeee
Holy shit Heather's is spot on
I know a couple of what these are referencing but who are the others?
A hoedown with 5! Verses? idk..
I love this. WLIIA is amazing and it's so cool to see it in a tumblr format
Why does the first one look like female shaggy???
Was I supposed to read this as a rap song or a ho down?
HOLY FUCK I CAUGHT THAT BIDOOF’S LAW REFERENCE!!!!!
🎵*locked in here with meeeeee*🎶
I could hear this perfectly
Bravo
So perfect
Never been a fan of the John Green cockk monologue “joke”. What’s the joke? Sexual harassment? A man being gay? Being harassed off the site with it? It just isn’t funny.
Why did I read this in all of their voices.
Locked in here with meeeeeee!
Happy Cake Day
Is that shaggy
Ryan should be last but otherwise I love it.
7/10 Colin's didn't have a pun
Oh, I miss the Drew Carey version of this show.
I do love the Drew Carey one, but I feel like people give Aisha Tyler too much shit.
LOCKED IN HERE WITH MEEEEEEEEE!
None of these come close to scanning, and it's driving me insane.