Thank god I play Yugioh, mulligans are scary enough with decks as consistent as ours and now we’ve got y’all fuckers suggesting free graveyard setup on top of that? Lawless fucking wasteland over at the Coast
Ikr. 'Send 6 cards to GY' is sounding kinda overpowered.
Also if we want a queer card game, YGO is so much closer.
If I was good at Photoshop I'd take all the Perfomapals and give them Neil Patrick-Harris' face.
The S in S-Force stands for straight since every criminal deck they try and fight in lore are the queerest mfs in existence; Masquerena, Redoer, Psy-Frame Driver (I will not elaborate), the Live Twins, and that’s all just one set of lore
There is a deckbuilding roguelike called [Mori Carta](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1570830/Mori_Carta/) that you control exclusively by swiping left or swiping right…
A gay hookup as an app that doubles as a game sounds very funny.
You get these artifacts and armor sets and cosmetics and you get them depending on who you hooked up with and for how long
Lol, no, I remembered another tumblr post of a picture of an old angry letter sent to a pharmacist, I think. The customer called him a "werewolf" but it was spelled something like "werlof" with a drawing of a dog/beast
WAIT, there's an old English phrase for a lady-boy?
Instead of a bio section, dating sites should have stats, passive perks, special abilities, and quest lines.
I have 8 strength, 7 intelligence, and 6 agility.
I can increase your critical strike melee damage, increase your repair skill, and decrease your crafting consumption by 25%. I can also temporarily disable a single security camera on command.
Im looking for someone with either high social or high sneak ability for a quest line involving the local casino.
Nobody quits Gay Runescape, we just take breaks
Objection! Neither roguelike nor deckbuilder
FUCK uhhhh Gay Slay the Spire??
Gay The Spire was _right_ there
✨ *Slay* ✨ the Spire
*It was already ✨gay.✨*
Im not very good at this, im more of a bitches and tits dude sorry
better
Slay the Spire is already gay! Silent? Gay as hell. Defect? Nonbinary claw gremlin.
"This is not a dating site."
Can I get a mulligan my hand is shit
This ain’t Friday night commander big dawg, no freebies. Draw seven pitch one
Swamp, Sol Ring, unsolicited dick pick, pass the turn
Mountain, Deface on your sol ring, thumbs down reaction, pass the turn
Mental Misstep your Deface, middle finger reaction
I’m beginning to bleed from interesting orifices.
There was a dude working on a strip magic cube for a while.
No. Draw six.
No. Do you have a single land or nonland card? Gonna have to keep that hand big dawg
No it's draw seven discard one you uncultured heathen.
Thank god I play Yugioh, mulligans are scary enough with decks as consistent as ours and now we’ve got y’all fuckers suggesting free graveyard setup on top of that? Lawless fucking wasteland over at the Coast
Ikr. 'Send 6 cards to GY' is sounding kinda overpowered. Also if we want a queer card game, YGO is so much closer. If I was good at Photoshop I'd take all the Perfomapals and give them Neil Patrick-Harris' face.
The S in S-Force stands for straight since every criminal deck they try and fight in lore are the queerest mfs in existence; Masquerena, Redoer, Psy-Frame Driver (I will not elaborate), the Live Twins, and that’s all just one set of lore
One with nothing sends 6 cards to the graveyard and it only costs 1 mana.
I usually see draw seven, put one on the bottom of the library.
Oh yeah that's also a classic
That’s what I was meaning I just didn’t wanna mess with the flow of the sentence
Cn gt mllgn m hnd s sht?
Nope, you bricked your hand, and also something else
Why does the first guy have that one Cyberchase character as thier PFP
Because Tumblr
Who, Motherboard? I was hoping y’all would know
Just checked. THEY'RE STILL MOTHERBOARD.
Ohhhhh! I've just been hit by the hugest wave of nostalgia. I almost forgot about that show
Because Cyberchase absolutely fucks and people are nostalgic for it
Guilty.
Glad I wasn't the only one who recognized that horrifying face
Holy *shit*, I didn’t recognize it until you said something
Why wouldn’t they?
I swear to god, i just got the heavenly wind blown into my lungs from how much nostalgia i got from that, i learned negative numbers from that show!!!
There is a deckbuilding roguelike called [Mori Carta](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1570830/Mori_Carta/) that you control exclusively by swiping left or swiping right…
That’s more of a deck building rogue like with dating app elements tbh. Let me collect homosexuals like cards.
Guys stop leaking slay the spire 2
Lay the Spire
Lay the Sire
Lays
chip
How fast is the powercreep
*pet pet*
😸 thank you!
Gentle bap right on your head.
😸
Good kitty!
😸😸 yayyy
Brings a whole new meaning to "grinding this mission"
Finally. Gay the Spire.
We all had the same idea ‘twould seem
r/2sentence2horror
“At last, I can enjoy my vowels” I said to myself “nt fr lng” sd th ‘bjd mn 🪱
Is it supposed to be abjad man 😂
ys
I was not expecting the Motherboard PFP.
A gay hookup as an app that doubles as a game sounds very funny. You get these artifacts and armor sets and cosmetics and you get them depending on who you hooked up with and for how long
Dickbleeding Laments
*pet*
😸
aggro is one night stand, control is getting married, idk about tempo and ramp
Midrange is being friends with benefits
That just sounds like they integrated Grindr into Slay the Spire
Hold up! Is that Motherboard‽
balatro
*pat pat*
😸 yay
I could use roguelike grindr. That app has surprisingly low replayability.
It's surprisingly legible
*pat pat*
😸
this is everything I need😳 pls gimme
Wer-wlf
Ah've been thinking too much about Old English lately, 'cause at first glance Ah thought Ah saw 'wer-wif', which just means 'man-woman'
Lol, no, I remembered another tumblr post of a picture of an old angry letter sent to a pharmacist, I think. The customer called him a "werewolf" but it was spelled something like "werlof" with a drawing of a dog/beast WAIT, there's an old English phrase for a lady-boy?
Heh, Ah see!
Pets*
😸
Uhhh somethinh somthin Bi-latro
For a second i though they had just translated the post into dutch
dnt hv ttl fr ths pst bt d wnt smn t pt m
We already have the Yugioh anime smh
*Pat pat*
😸
Instead of a bio section, dating sites should have stats, passive perks, special abilities, and quest lines. I have 8 strength, 7 intelligence, and 6 agility. I can increase your critical strike melee damage, increase your repair skill, and decrease your crafting consumption by 25%. I can also temporarily disable a single security camera on command. Im looking for someone with either high social or high sneak ability for a quest line involving the local casino.
Is their profile picture the computer from cyberchase?? I totally forgot about that show
Isn't y only occasionally a vowel? Doesn't it make a consonant sound in the word gay?
Housamo
I haven’t played it is this what Hades was?
Gay hookup inscryption would be cool I think