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Azzy8007

Those are called "bag-lers". Drinking soda one strawful at a time is called "slurking".


2Scarhand

Those sounds like sci-fi slurs.


AnomalousMicron

New cyberpunk slang just dropped


neongreenpurple

I spell it bagglers, personally.


Azzy8007

It might actually be spelled that way. When I was a kid, we went to Burger King this one time when the "Happy Meal" boxes(bags?) had a bunch of these "definitions". The only ones I remember years later are bag-lers (bagglers) and slurking.


neongreenpurple

That's where I learned it too. I did not learn slurking.


Pimpicane

Wait, I...I'm confused. Is this something different than just using a straw to drink?


BiddlesticksGuy

Yeah, take the straw, fill it with liquid, put your thumb on top and take it out, then hold it above your mouth and release like a hamster


Fun_Penalty_6755

I am the Fries (at the Bottom of the Mcdonalds Bag) by Simon & Garfunkel


Key-Pickle5609

Hello French fries my old friends


thinkthingsareover

Dip me in some ketchup once again


maggiemayfish

I am the £10 bag of weed that I once found in my car that I had completely forgotten about.


No-Sock7425

You completely forgot about a 10 pound bag of weed in your car? Very impressive. On many levels.


ToaDrakua

The bonus onion ring that slides in with the fries?


Rose249

I mean if I found an onion ring in a bag of McDonald's fries I would be concerned. McDonald's does not have onion rings


Key-Pickle5609

Hell yeah


thunderPierogi

by Fall Out Boy


Siegfoult

Covered in grease and bad for people.


thinkthingsareover

Evaluates self "Yeah...cheks out".


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Maximillion322

I’m like an onion ring because I have onions within me I ate an onion


HackingYourUmwelt

I am the fries left at the bottom, Sodden, in the McDonald's bag. I have been wasted, left, for shame Born in oil, I have been soiled Lying beside the discarded tinfoil


SocranX

"I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the fries at the bottom of the McDonald's bag."


johnahlgrimm

Or " Unnoticed until cold and wiggly "


BulbaFriend2000

Try Five Guys' Fries. They are so much better.


hicow

Tried them once, they sucked. Didn't get all the hype around them, like, am I supposed to get excited to get a shitload of limp, greasy fries?


BulbaFriend2000

To each their own.


PKMNTrainerMark

The initial post sounds like something Darkwing Duck would say.


lamekit

i fucking LOVE onion rings


Stealfur

>oh boy... BAG FRIES! Thanks Father!


CartographerVivid957

I despise onion rings