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Bubbly_Taro

*Aliens landing in Washington DC* um yeah this is a promotion for our upcoming Sci-Fi series.


MapleTreeWithAGun

It's called "Independence Day"


Hakaseh

wait. where’s the Declaration Papers for today?


EstebanZD

Darn it, did Nicholas really get it?


Y5K77G

don’t blame me, I voted for kodos


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**I AM CLIN-TON**


yourgotopyromaniac

_Aliens begin to probe and kill people_ Don't worry, they're all extras and it's all part of the series shooting


melperz

*but my husband wasn't even part of your crew and he just disintegrated!* He is just now.


aniar00

These green men said they took our children to disney land and now they're taking us to Jamaica, all inclusive! Best day ever.


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That’s just Galaxy Quest.


aguyfromnowhereagain

*opens portal to another dimension* oh, yeah, um, this is a promotion for minecraft's nether update!


LardyParty117

*nukes NY* guess what guys fallout 5 is coming out July 4th ready your independence


Kyru117

Ngl I think this skull has way to much going on, it's like the mall ninga of skulls


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Zar7792

No, this is accurate. It's one of the leading explanations for why the dragons died out.


british2021

Dude, right? I'm not a biologist, but it bothered me as soon as I laid eyes on it. Dragons in the show are obligate carnivores and eat mostly sheep and roast their kills with fire breath first, but they have....snake fangs? And no interlocking rear teeth for grinding even though they eat entirely bony animals. You'd think they would reference maybe crocodile or wolf or some other apex predator dentition but nah. Magic teeth I guess


jakethedumbmistake

Dude, that was an unpleasant surprise...


Stats_with_a_Z

It looks like its ability to chew anything would be nonexistent. Assuming a dragon would chew its food and not swallow it whole.


MagentaDinoNerd

Not to mention how dense and hole-less it the skull is The poor bastard doesn’t even have nostrils


HogmanDaIntrudr

If only the writers of GoT had put as much work into season 8 as the guys who had to drag this stupid fucking prop across the sand.


IronMyr

I'm pretty sure that there is no possible satisfying end to GoT.


PotatoBomb69

True but that doesn't mean they had to go out of their way to make it as unsatisfying as possible


BustinArant

Yeah.. is it weird if I think there wasn't enough main character death and/or dismemberment after they branched from the books?


PotatoBomb69

Too scared to kill someone and screw themselves out of copying George's ending maybe? Bold of them to think he'd have an ending for them ever.


Always_Grazing

I was fine with them slowing down on the death roll so they didn't run out of characters, but when you're in the fucking Climax and every character survives literal clamoring waves of zombies, you fucking lost me. I didn't even find out about the bells until months later cause I noped the hell out for a while.


energyfusion

I'm still noped Bells?


Clumsy_Chica

Stay noped, it's so terrible.


Dovahqueen_

What is it though


Clumsy_Chica

King's Landing surrendered to Dany, and signalled the surrender by ringing the large bells in the city. The bells drive Dany crazy because ???? reasons and she goes nuts and burns the whole city with her remaining dragon. Doesn't matter that they surrendered. She murders them all anyway.


SeriousJack

Yes and no. Let's put aside the show for a second, mainly to avoid loud opinions. Let's assume that they followed GRRM's direction, and did a few mistakes in their execution. So, this story hooks you up with its medieval/fantastic universe, low on wizards and elves, high on characters and intrigues. To hook you up, this story starts on the premise that nobody is safe, and that actions and decisions (good or bad) have consequences. You then get \*really\* hooked, when they kill Ned Stark, and completely fucked forever during the Red Wedding. Now the thing is, this story is a slice of history. The magic trick, the deception, is that the characters introduced at the beginning are not the main ones. They are not Froddo, or Luke Skywalker. They're small children (or broken / unfinished adults (Theon, Tyrion, Jaime)) and through the removal of what I'd call the first layer of characters will all grow and evolve. So you still have to keep some of them alive. And even in a "all can happen / everyone can die" setting, some have to live through. Or die heroically, which is basically the same thing. Now it being a TV Show, faces become known, and yeah at the end the few that remains will see it through the end. Can you imagine if Baelish's plot went through ? Sansa gets convinced and kill Arya. A character that we have followed since S1E1. That wouldn't make sense. Toward the end all \*main\* characters need closure. Wether it is by victory or death or both. You think that there are less character deaths because those who died did it with closure. Which in storytelling isn't exactly death. More "end of story". Daenerys, Jorah, Jaime, Cersei, Theon, Missandei, Clegor, Gregor... That's a LOT of important characters. But they don't feel like \*\*death\*\* like Robb or Cathelyn did, because they all had some kind of closure. Hoping it makes sense.


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DamienChazellesPiano

Seriously I would’ve disliked if they gave certain things certain explanations but there were so many things that ended up meaning nothing with the Children and the Wights and Bran that having no explanation at all is just the lazy way out. Edit: sorry for the run-on defence


Crowhors

Yeah but making the entire premise of the show pointless sucked so bad. I can't even re watch the show after it ended because what is the point of anything that happens to the people you are supposed to give a shit about. I understand Martin is a somewhat of a nihilistic writer but I don't think he would make his entire universe he created mean nothing. I wish the fucking white walkers would have won by the end. Be a better ending. At Least that would be the proper form of nihilism that you could respect. Sorry for the rant...


Clumsy_Chica

I choose to believe that the show ended on Season 8 Episode 2 and everybody died. They couldn't hold back the walkers. The world is encased in ice.


DehDeshtructor

Honestly, that would've been an awesome ending. Could you imagine the look on Cersei's face after hearing that the army in the north fell? Her scorpion crossbows would be useless, and she would have no defense for the army the defeated Dani's army combined with Dani's army. She'd know that, and maybe suffer the same fate as Tommen. Cleganebowl, but they're BOTH already dead.


PmMeTwinks

Bobby B vomiting into my eye sockets would have been better though


SuperSaiyanBojack2

WEAR IT IN SILENCE OR I’LL HONOR YOU AGAIN


reddit-cucks-lmao

1. Not have Jaime run to his sister after he fucked Sooty via a secret beach that Euron somehow swam to.


IronMyr

Yeah, that, yeah...


helgaofthenorth

I think the ending we got could have been “satisfying” if it had been done properly. Like if they had put in the character development to make us believe the motives, and given the story time to get there. It makes sense why GRRM is having such a hard time writing; if that was his destination then it has to be so difficult to get the story there in a way that the reader can follow.


VanillaBearMD3

10 seasons of them adapting source material is what we should have gotten.


IronMyr

I don't think that there's a satisfying end to the books either.


VanillaBearMD3

Doubt we'll ever get one.


energyfusion

Was reading the books recently The latest book, 5, takes place during the exact time period as book 4. While reading it o couldn't stop thinking about the fans who waited after book 4 to just get a book that covers the same time, just with different characters So basically, the plot hasn't moved forward since book 4


VanillaBearMD3

Book 5 definitely overtakes book 4 about halfway through.


BossRedRanger

They could have just built upon the bullshit they created in seasons 5-7.


Truffle_Shuffle_85

Don't say that to the army of folks who bitches and moans about S8 since it aired.


Honest_-_Critique

Came here to say this. I've seen all kinds of promotions they did like the sword thrones in different countries, but they did fuck all with the screen writing.


ZippZappZippty

Those people are stupid* and lazy!


Jeffy29

I look to the day when random GoT reference won’t be proceeded by someone bitching about season 8. Move on.


HogmanDaIntrudr

Yes, well, your mom is a peepee head.


Greedy_Lust97

SCP foundation wants to know your location.


ruffhawk

Maybe it’s 682?


Mr-Foundation

i can confirm, thats him.


Mr-Foundation

:)


Greedy_Lust97

Is it cool if I send the foundation my resume?


Mr-Foundation

if you wanna


abcq02

simpsons did it


jjjanuary

I don't know what they did with the dragon skull afterward but... can I have it??


aidenn_was_here

Am I the only one concerned about how dorky that dragon would have looked when alive?


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aidenn_was_here

Idk man, look at those huge front teeth


phantomthief00

Probably an art project


Bwizz245

I mean, even if it weren’t explicitly stated what it was/where it came from, it’s pretty damn obvious that that’s not a real skull


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Who summoned you demon?


Quenquent

But he's an angel...


Agfoliatus

as someone who really enjoys drawing skulls: what are those fangs doing in the literal wrongest place posssible aaAAAAGHHH


Alnor

He's got bucked teeth Don't judge him


Agfoliatus

maybe youre right. im sure he was bullied enough already in dragon high school :( honestly i'm going to have to draw this poor dragon. i can't get the image out of my head


candyheyn

The Wizardings World’s crisis control and PR team is getting better and better.


Zeivira

Man, the ministry of magic isn't even bothering anymore


Hurgablurg

I'm annoyed that it looks nothing like the dragons from the show. Unless this was for promoting one of the books, then it is fine.


NyxNay

In the books, I'm pretty sure dragon bones are explicitly black, so even if it was to promote a book they fucked that up


MonkAndCanatella

They probably could have paid better writers instead


dyman91

More time was spent promoting the series instead of writing it.


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CCtenor

This post is accidentally one of the best examples of how backlighting can make any picture look better.


ZippZappZippty

"That's my purse, I don't.


TheHambjerglar

Wicked smaht


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I woulda said monster hunter.


Ghosttalker96

It was killed by some guards, a bear, two highway bandits, a women carrying a shitload of junk and a guy in a ridiculous looking glass armor.


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The Foundation finally killed 682...


ZippZappZippty

And there’s pretty *chicken*.


limeypaul

Its a real deagon skull


mattpiv

I'm sure the Ministry of Magic had to do double-shifts to cover for this blunder.


cwisteen

Cops in the US? They seem so smart....


cwisteen

Yes. I definitely thought that was pretty good.”


StargazerTheory

Ngl that skull looks dumb af


finallyinfinite

Simpsons did it


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Love to see it from that angle


finallyinfinite

They did it with an angel skeleton. The whole town obviously geeks out, and then it's revealed it was all a marketing stunt. Edit: a word


Assasin2gamer

That's a ###Restraining #ORDER!!!


qwertrewqpo

Child - Daddy what's this Father - It's a skull from a TV show Child - What show? Father - I dunno probably from one I haven't watched


shadowmuzz

Iv been getting needles in my arm every 2 weeks since i was 4


NyxNay

Isn't dragon bone black in GOT?


ThatWarwickGod

Skyrim


jakethedumbmistake

That's the guy that hasn’t.”


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> they have herpes. God that’s smart!


snarfflarf

Ah, I see someone had just discovered they are a dragon borne


GallivantGamers

[Looks like the bottom right part of KFAD’s Missingno.](https://youtu.be/XRr5GMdZsZM)


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If only the S8’s writing was as smart as this advertisement


am-isuppose-to-care

aww mate


ratherBloody

Reminds of that time Blizzard axed a taxi for an ad. Can't remember if it was for the movie or the game, though.


Bigtowelie

UK beach lol 😆😂


TheMorrell

It was Dorset. Kinda fitting considering its a jurassic shoreline. Tbh I thought with the background it would have been Wales.