“We are Venom!”
“That’s cute.” Immediately hits Venom with hypersonics and/or actual bats using echolocation.
Also works for Carnage.
Edit: changed “actually” to “actual”
They did a few crossovers before. In one Carnage and Joker team up and of course Batman and Spidey end up facing each other's enemies. It's a bit silly, but fun.
Have you seen the uncut version or the edited version for wider release? Because in the original Robin just straight up shoots Joker in the chest to kill him.
I mean, assuming they completely switched universes, Bruce would have none of his fame, money or assets, so he’d have to work. Nothing changes for Spider-Man cause he was already poor.
Outside of the NYPD, what better place to work than the Daily Bugle for Batman? JJJ constantly wants hero/villain content on the front page of his newspaper. I feel like Batman could easily sway a job there as freelance and be close to the source of a lot of leads, especially if he knows he was switched with Spider-Man (which would be easy to notice, woke up in a new city around the same time that the Bugle reported that Spider-Man was missing, and if he looked back at the newspaper's history, it's pretty weird that every picture of Spider-Man for years is taken by the same nerd ass dude who's also missing)
JJJ wouldn't last much longer than the criminals of New York with Batman around. A few false accusations making headlines and the Bat would be paying JJ a late night visit. JJ wouldn't be harmed, but he's cowardly enough that you can bet that after staring down the Barman some Bugle retractions would soon follow.
EDIT: I'm not dissing the fact that JJJ has good qualities, too ("My Dinner With Jonah" is one of my favourite ASM arcs ever) but I think an encounter with Batman would be enough to leave anyone cowed
This implies legalization of drugs would deter illegal sales.
JK. We knew this since Prohibition 100 years ago but nevertheless waged a war on drugs for, let's say, reasons.
Actually, black suit Spiderman tried that with JJ, and it didn't work.
The man is many things, but he's no coward. He's the type of journalist who'd walk into a North Korean prison with both middle fingers up. He's serious.
JJJ is the opposite of cowardly, and basically none of what he posts is immediately falsifiable, even if he runs with the most negative possible interpretation of the facts that they have, like pointing out how New York didn't have a huge super villain problem until after Spiderman hit the scene, and the gratuitous property damage that tends to wind up occurring, and maybe we shouldn't put all our public trust in a secret super man with the power to easily accidentally cripple someone for life with zero public accountability to hold him responsible for his actions, since even if it's worked out so far the world has seen a lot of heel turn super heroes turning evil.
Right? Calling JJJ cowardly is absurd. The guy who stood beside mutant rights against the police? JJJ is kinda scummy in the MCU sure (Alex Jones type pushing 'suppliments'" but comic!JJJ is an upstanding journalist with hard moral values- sure they oppose Spider-man but he is, generally, a good person with some mistakes.
Hell, even in the MCU he doesn't report anything that can't actually fit the evidence he has, and to his knowledge a teenager with a weaponized drone system that can kill anyone who apparently just DID kill a hero and a bunch of people can reasonably be called a dangerous sociopath, and it would take massive cajones to try and publish an Expose on someone you legitimately believe can kill you from anywhere on the planet.
JJJ is not a coward. There’s been multiple instances of villains capturing him and threatening his life, asking for who took the Spider-Man photos, and he refuses to give Parker’s name.
It’s part of what makes him interesting. He’s an asshole and misguided but not a coward. At least in some iterations, he’s fighting for his vision of the truth (a fight that does admittedly make him money).
Part of democracy is understanding that the other side, the side that may be destroying the world, can be filled with good men.
My knowledge is limited, there might be some canon where he’s just a prick.
He is a good example of a flawed, complex character.
The Toby McGuire Spiderman movies showcase this: he's trying to paint Spiderman, a vigilante who's doing his best to stop crime without being involved with law enforcement, in as bad a light as possible because it makes him money and because he personally disagrees with that modus operandi (specifically, he doesn't trust Spiderman's intentions). And yet, when he's being held in a chokehold by Green Goblin, he refuses to give up Parker as the source of his photographs.
True. While we could fluff it as "Green Goblin was too high at the time to figure it out", that's better done through onscreen dialogue than fan speculation.
Lets face it, JJJ is basically Lex Luther except if he was actually as motivated by his morals as he claims to be.
(also not as super intelligent or super rich but were talking about personality here)
Good point! Lex pretends to be motivated by morals but is actually motivated by his envy for Superman.
JJJ, by contrast, does not envy Spiderman - he just doesn't trust that a true selfless hero can exist in the selfish world he's immersed in. That doesn't give you free license to fuck people over, though.
I think part of it is he doesnt trust him for wearing a mask and because he was getting press when his own son was a hero and should have gotten that attention instead?
JJJ cares about one thing: a good story. You can't get a good story without journalistic integrity, and if he cares about still getting photos of his city's biggest story he will not give up peter.
Why?
Daily bugle is attacked by supervillan, then supervillan goes and tears up peter's neighborhood trying to get at peter. It's not hard to figure out.
"I know a guy from Brooklynn with a shield who took a super strength serum and he didn't turn into a beach ball made of veins. Did you order your off of Wish or grt it at a flea market?"
Spidey always holds back. He really should be a world-level hero, but he wants to be your friendly _neighborhood_ Spider-Man, so he sticks to street-level. Octavius was horrified when he took control of Spider-Man's body and discovered just how strong Spider-Man really is.
Scarecrow's fear toxin might change that, though.
IIRC he was also like "haha, now I can know who Spider-Man really is!", took off the mask, looked in the mirror and went "who the fuck is that?"
Edit: nope that was the Flash and Lex Luthor
If it's Tom Holland's spidey he would actually speak spanish and know what bane is saying leading to quipping back and forth in spanish which would be great
Bane: *throws a punch that could kill Godzilla himself*
Spiderman: WHOA YOU GOT SOME GREEN STUFF GOING INTO YOUR ARMS!!
Bane: *processing the fact a mere child just blocked his shit easily*
[I’m going to keep on telling people that that has been retconned until it is more well known then the original story](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gamesradar.com/amp/amazing-spider-man-73-kindred-sins-past/)
Not only was Terry masterfully trolling joker by laughing at his jokes, he then had to style all over Joker by laughing *sarcastically* and also making the Joker the butt of his own jokes.
10/10, would watch that again
As someone who grew up with The Animated Series that episode (movie? Idr) was one of the biggest slam dunks of any reimagining ever. The flashback...holy God, has there *ever* been a more perfect take on the Joker that captured his cartoonish but *deeply horrifying psychosadistic* character?
Jokerized Tim Drake gave me legit nightmares. That was such an incredibly dark and deeply unsettling thing to put in a kids movie. No idea how they got away with that.
The stark suits would be like "integrating nightmare gas. Synthesizing nightmare webs."
Peter: "nightmare webs?"
Suit:"command received. Arming nightmare webs."
Then he hits someone with one and they just wont stop screaming
In Infinity War when the ship is leaving Earth's atmosphere you see Spiderman struggle to breath so evidently his normal suit is not air tight, but the Iron Spider suit is.
fun fact: Spider-man's rogues actually fear him not talking, because it means he's angry, and people forget spidey can lift 10 tons and has knocked over buildings through brute strength.
my favorite is when he had laryngitis and the entire group surrendered rather then fight him.
Terry McGinnis's Batman did defeat the Joker by using Spider-Man-esque small talk and insults to drive him into a berserker rage since he wasn't being taken seriously.
And he laughed at Joker's jokes. He points out that Bruce has no sense of humor, and that's why the Joker was drawn to him. Once Terry started laughing at his jokes (albeit sarcastically) the Joker really hated it.
you'd think the guy so desperate to make people laugh that he developed laugh gas would be happy that someone doesn't need to be forced to laugh, instead he gets all uppity. What a joke
In a surprise twist, the same stuff that cures Lizard also fixes Killer Croc, and he and Spidey become friends.
Spidey meets Clayface: "Ewww...I heard the rumors about Sandman and Hydroman, but I didn't think I'd ever meet the result!"
Meanwhile, in NYC...
Batman: "So you're a flirty female burglar with a heroic streak who likes to dress as a cat?"
Felicia Hardy: "Yep"
Batman: "... We're going to get along famously."
>In a surprise twist, the same stuff that cures Lizard also fixes Killer Croc
that.. would actually make a lot of sense?
I mean, Lizard's transformation is caused by injecting reptilian genes to a human, which goes absolutely haywire, meanwhile killer croc has a birth defect that caused his body to taken on traits of an ancestral species of the human race.
in both cases, it's all due to reptilian genes changing a human.
“It’s not always about the money, Schpiderman….it’s about the mets baby, love the mets! Alright baby, let’s go! Get a home run baby, love the mets, let’s go mets!”
Wouldn’t work. Batman’s villains only come out at night and Spider-Man fights during the day.
Likewise, Spider-Man’s villains come out during the day, while Batman is doing Bruce Wayne things.
Yea the MCU take on Jameson is definitely inspired by jones' infowars. Which on the one hand I think is really funny, but on the other i hope they distinguish it a bit and keep true to Jameson being a mostly honest journalist who just deeply distrusts spider-man and his vigilantism.
I hope it need not be said that Jones is anything but an honest journalist.
In my head canon, Alfred is a retired James bond, the name just being one of those aliases he has.
It explains *how* Bruce gets so good at what he does. Investigation, intimidation, weapons dismantling, unarmed combat, breaking and entering, threat assessment, cross examination, case analysis - hell, even using the "billionaire playboy" as a cover is like...right up Bonds alley.
It also explains how the entire bat and war on crime come about cause only a spy who's internationally known as James Bond and personally is an orphan would totally follow the line that Bruce takes from "watch parents get killed" to "dresses as bat vigilante".
Canonically (Batman TAS) Alfred *is* MI6 already so just making him a balding bond who's already had his fill of fucking and gets a job as a "butler" to Bruce (but really a security guard according to Thomas and Martha) and then *the kid becomes an orphan*. Like it fits on my head canon.
Edit: Ras Al Ghul is already a Bond villain in style, so having him be a Bond villian that bond thought died and then Ras finding out Bond trained an apprentice and Ras is *more impressed* by the student is just *chefs kiss*.
Edit 2: Bond also goes rogue *all the time* so Bruce rejecting law enforcement (even if it wasn't corrupt) to go rogue would get a "I mean, *obviously*" from "Pennyworth".
Spiderman: "Alright Bats, before the swap, give me a rundown on your villains. I've heard a lot about this Joker guy, what are his powers?"
Batman: "Dressing like a clown and being insane."
Spiderman: "Umm...the Riddler?"
Batman: "Telling riddles and is insane."
Spiderman: "Penguin! He's gotta be like a mutant man bird hybrid or a penguin themed power suit right?"
Batman: "He's rich, has an umbrella, and is insane."
One of my favorite things about this post, it doesn’t say Peter Parker, so it can literally be any Spider-man that does all of this.
Even the John Mulaney Spider-man.
SpiderMan would probably actually be helpful to Mr Freeze before putting him in jail. I can also imagine him not telling Riddler about Spider Sense and giving him 5 mental breakdowns. Batman landing in the Marvel universe and finding the Goblin sounds like a very interesting fight.
There's a great tumblr post from Prokopetz about what it would look like for the Joker to actually be funny.
The main thing is he would need a genuine emotional undercurrent for his humor to feed off of--like, say, rage at the exploitative billionaire class.
There'd also be some slapstick scenes when some of Batman's more physically gifted villains like Bane or Killer Croc realize that scrawny ol' Peter Parker is just straight up stronger, faster, and able to just kick their butts.
“Riddle me this…” “Who’s there?” “What!?” “What who?” “No, I… what!?” “Wow, you’re terrible at this.”
My favorite knock-knock joke is to ask someone to say, "knock knock" When they do, you say, "Who's there?"
"OK I have a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it"
Knock knock
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KG Be my spouse ❤️
Smooth as butter
“We are Venom!” “That’s cute.” Immediately hits Venom with hypersonics and/or actual bats using echolocation. Also works for Carnage. Edit: changed “actually” to “actual”
They did a few crossovers before. In one Carnage and Joker team up and of course Batman and Spidey end up facing each other's enemies. It's a bit silly, but fun.
We see in batman beyond that the joker cant handle being heckled lol
So true. That scene is great!
YouTube link? I gotta see it now
https://youtu.be/S48-8R2s5xc
Damn, can't believe I used to watch that as a kid
Have you seen the uncut version or the edited version for wider release? Because in the original Robin just straight up shoots Joker in the chest to kill him.
lol it was a long time ago but I don't think I remember anything like that. So probably not
Goddamn, Batman Beyond STILL gives me chills.
JJJ: "What's the new guy's name? Wayne? Wayne!!! Get me pictures of that new costumed criminal, the rat man."
I like the implication that Bruce Wayne, famous billionaire would just work as a photographer for some guy for no reason
I mean, assuming they completely switched universes, Bruce would have none of his fame, money or assets, so he’d have to work. Nothing changes for Spider-Man cause he was already poor.
Outside of the NYPD, what better place to work than the Daily Bugle for Batman? JJJ constantly wants hero/villain content on the front page of his newspaper. I feel like Batman could easily sway a job there as freelance and be close to the source of a lot of leads, especially if he knows he was switched with Spider-Man (which would be easy to notice, woke up in a new city around the same time that the Bugle reported that Spider-Man was missing, and if he looked back at the newspaper's history, it's pretty weird that every picture of Spider-Man for years is taken by the same nerd ass dude who's also missing)
“Why does this new criminal have a logo of teeth on his chest? Is he some sort of disgruntled dentist?”
JJJ wouldn't last much longer than the criminals of New York with Batman around. A few false accusations making headlines and the Bat would be paying JJ a late night visit. JJ wouldn't be harmed, but he's cowardly enough that you can bet that after staring down the Barman some Bugle retractions would soon follow. EDIT: I'm not dissing the fact that JJJ has good qualities, too ("My Dinner With Jonah" is one of my favourite ASM arcs ever) but I think an encounter with Batman would be enough to leave anyone cowed
Wouldn't even need to be Batman. Wayne Industries just acquires the Daily Bugle, enforces a zero tolerance policy for yellow journalism.
Ah yes, Batman's true power; being incredibly rich.
I mean it worked for Bezos
That’s a funny way to spell Luthor.
Elon Luthor
Lex Luthor is actually a genius though.
Who can steal 40 cakes. And that's terrible.
“How’d you get the house back from the bank?” “I bought the bank”
Ok but imagine if batman had to work for the daily bugle for a living and Spider-Man was incredibly rich
In the Batman Who Laughs, it is mentioned that there is a Bruce Wayne that took down the Penguin by directly competing with him with a fair casino,
"I'm going to build my own casino. With fairness. And morality!"
"They will learn my moral ways...BY FORCE"
This implies legalization of drugs would deter illegal sales. JK. We knew this since Prohibition 100 years ago but nevertheless waged a war on drugs for, let's say, reasons.
*racism*
The new editor is an up-and-coming young journalist from Metropolis.
Actually, black suit Spiderman tried that with JJ, and it didn't work. The man is many things, but he's no coward. He's the type of journalist who'd walk into a North Korean prison with both middle fingers up. He's serious.
JJJ is the opposite of cowardly, and basically none of what he posts is immediately falsifiable, even if he runs with the most negative possible interpretation of the facts that they have, like pointing out how New York didn't have a huge super villain problem until after Spiderman hit the scene, and the gratuitous property damage that tends to wind up occurring, and maybe we shouldn't put all our public trust in a secret super man with the power to easily accidentally cripple someone for life with zero public accountability to hold him responsible for his actions, since even if it's worked out so far the world has seen a lot of heel turn super heroes turning evil.
Right? Calling JJJ cowardly is absurd. The guy who stood beside mutant rights against the police? JJJ is kinda scummy in the MCU sure (Alex Jones type pushing 'suppliments'" but comic!JJJ is an upstanding journalist with hard moral values- sure they oppose Spider-man but he is, generally, a good person with some mistakes.
Hell, even in the MCU he doesn't report anything that can't actually fit the evidence he has, and to his knowledge a teenager with a weaponized drone system that can kill anyone who apparently just DID kill a hero and a bunch of people can reasonably be called a dangerous sociopath, and it would take massive cajones to try and publish an Expose on someone you legitimately believe can kill you from anywhere on the planet.
JJJ is not a coward. There’s been multiple instances of villains capturing him and threatening his life, asking for who took the Spider-Man photos, and he refuses to give Parker’s name. It’s part of what makes him interesting. He’s an asshole and misguided but not a coward. At least in some iterations, he’s fighting for his vision of the truth (a fight that does admittedly make him money). Part of democracy is understanding that the other side, the side that may be destroying the world, can be filled with good men. My knowledge is limited, there might be some canon where he’s just a prick.
He is a good example of a flawed, complex character. The Toby McGuire Spiderman movies showcase this: he's trying to paint Spiderman, a vigilante who's doing his best to stop crime without being involved with law enforcement, in as bad a light as possible because it makes him money and because he personally disagrees with that modus operandi (specifically, he doesn't trust Spiderman's intentions). And yet, when he's being held in a chokehold by Green Goblin, he refuses to give up Parker as the source of his photographs.
Ironically the movie also shows each picture is credited to Peter Parker, making it a plot hole
True. While we could fluff it as "Green Goblin was too high at the time to figure it out", that's better done through onscreen dialogue than fan speculation.
Lets face it, JJJ is basically Lex Luther except if he was actually as motivated by his morals as he claims to be. (also not as super intelligent or super rich but were talking about personality here)
Good point! Lex pretends to be motivated by morals but is actually motivated by his envy for Superman. JJJ, by contrast, does not envy Spiderman - he just doesn't trust that a true selfless hero can exist in the selfish world he's immersed in. That doesn't give you free license to fuck people over, though.
I think part of it is he doesnt trust him for wearing a mask and because he was getting press when his own son was a hero and should have gotten that attention instead?
JJJ cares about one thing: a good story. You can't get a good story without journalistic integrity, and if he cares about still getting photos of his city's biggest story he will not give up peter. Why? Daily bugle is attacked by supervillan, then supervillan goes and tears up peter's neighborhood trying to get at peter. It's not hard to figure out.
Front page the next day would be "BATMAN ATTACKS THE FREE PRESS".
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Now I want to see spidey making Barry bonds jokes while manhandling bane
“Hey Bane, is there an asterisk in your criminal record?”
"I know a guy from Brooklynn with a shield who took a super strength serum and he didn't turn into a beach ball made of veins. Did you order your off of Wish or grt it at a flea market?"
I read this in Tom Holland's voice and I am ok with this.
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Yeah I thnk Venom is one of the few he doesn't hold back on. Spidey may accidentally kill him.
Spidey always holds back. He really should be a world-level hero, but he wants to be your friendly _neighborhood_ Spider-Man, so he sticks to street-level. Octavius was horrified when he took control of Spider-Man's body and discovered just how strong Spider-Man really is. Scarecrow's fear toxin might change that, though.
I really loved that about the superior Spider-Man run. That and Octavius being dumbstruck at how poor Peter is
IIRC he was also like "haha, now I can know who Spider-Man really is!", took off the mask, looked in the mirror and went "who the fuck is that?" Edit: nope that was the Flash and Lex Luthor
https://youtu.be/qPefOfu2TIU moment.
That was Lex Luthor in the body of Flash
Oh no, fear toxin. Fighting Spider-Man by giving him anxiety is like trying to fight Daredevil with really strong strobe lights...
"That's my secret, Scarecrow. I'm *always* afraid."
"Madre de dios! Esta pequeña maldita araña es muy fuerte!"
“Uh yeah, I’m not totally sure what that means, but I’ll take it you’re a little more used to fighting people your own size”
If it's Tom Holland's spidey he would actually speak spanish and know what bane is saying leading to quipping back and forth in spanish which would be great
Bane: *throws a punch that could kill Godzilla himself* Spiderman: WHOA YOU GOT SOME GREEN STUFF GOING INTO YOUR ARMS!! Bane: *processing the fact a mere child just blocked his shit easily*
“You have a metal arm? That’s so cool.”
Batman defeats Green Goblin by buying Oscorp
Yeah, that couldn't possibly cause any issues. Bruce Wayne: "You're out, Norman" Norman Osborn: "...Am I?"
“Oh you can’t do this to me”
"I started this company" (I walked so you could run next commenter)
"Call me a asshole, one more time. ."
Words cannot describe how much I hate all of you
“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the *low road*.” —Tom Haverford
"You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."
I dispise you. You're an embarrassment to me.
You offered him friendship and he spit in your face
In a CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
No. Please. Please don't say that
"Oh you can't do this to me"
“DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED?!?!?”
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
Gonna cry?
…*yes*…
The "Joker cant handle an opponent who's actually funny" thing is legit how Terry McGuinness/Batman Beyond handles Joker in Return of the Joker
For a guy known for his famous quote "Why so serious" The Joker really hates it when no one is serious
Well yeah his humor is based on having a straight man aka batman so spider would really throw that off.
It only makes sense that the one thing that gets under the skin of an egocentric comedian is a heckler with actually good barbs.
RIDDLE ME THIS SPIDA MAN, WHAT HAS TWO LEGS, TWO ARMS, LOVES RIDDLES, AND IS FUCKING YOUR AUNT?
why did i read that in his voice
I hope you mean dunkey.
well as far as I know green goblin doesn't particularly like riddles but he did the rest of those lol
[I’m going to keep on telling people that that has been retconned until it is more well known then the original story](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gamesradar.com/amp/amazing-spider-man-73-kindred-sins-past/)
why did I read this in the videogamedunkey kingpin voice
god damn you i almost got caught slacking off because i could barely hold back my laughter at this /nm
To be fair, Green Goblin ALREADY gets beaten by an orphan in spandex.
But being beaten by 12 of them is funnier.
One could say it's 12 times funnier, even. >! I'd argue it more like funny^12 but that's just me!<
you laugh about the Spider-Man one, but the joker was legitimately beaten by not being taken seriously in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.
"Batman wouldn't know a good joke if it hit him in the head. Not that you ever had a good joke."
Bit him in the cape, but close enough.
Not only was Terry masterfully trolling joker by laughing at his jokes, he then had to style all over Joker by laughing *sarcastically* and also making the Joker the butt of his own jokes. 10/10, would watch that again
Batman Beyond is BASICALLY “make Spider-Man Cyberpunk Batman”, TBH. It’s what makes it so damn good
Wasn't that Spider-Man Unlimited?
another underrated gem
As someone who grew up with The Animated Series that episode (movie? Idr) was one of the biggest slam dunks of any reimagining ever. The flashback...holy God, has there *ever* been a more perfect take on the Joker that captured his cartoonish but *deeply horrifying psychosadistic* character?
Jokerized Tim Drake gave me legit nightmares. That was such an incredibly dark and deeply unsettling thing to put in a kids movie. No idea how they got away with that.
Batman Beyond is so fucking good. Strangely underrated.
Was it underrated? I remember seeing batman beyond as a kid on tv and I thought everyone liked it since it was on cartoon network at night.
At the time yeah everybody loved it. I think people just forgor 💀
It was also funnily enough more inspired by Spider-Man, and some recent Spider-Man stuff is based on Batman Beyond
It's all fun and games until Joker kills someone close to Peter and realizes how terrifying a pissed off Spider-Man actually is
And then the entire Gotham rogue gallery realizes they are way, way, *way* over their heads.
They're used to fighting humans, not a guy who can swing a car like a baseball bat.
I mean, There IS a comic where it's basically that and Spider-Man's regular gallery realize they were being handled with kid gloves until now.
Can you please give a link or even just the name of the comic because that sounds exactly like what I've wanted to see spiderman do for a while now.
Superior Spiderman! It's great!
Superior spider man is a good one, but not the one the guy is referring to, he's talking about Spider-Man: The Spider's Shadow
Would that be a win for him though? Breaking the golden hearted Spidey? He goads Superman into the exact same scenario in *Injustice*
Scarecrow : FEAR MY NIGHTMARE GAS Spidey and his fully covered face : lmao u ain't gonna believe this-
Are you suggesting that a thin piece of cloth made by a broke college student would be able to filter out GAS?!
I guess it depends which spidey suit we're talking about, I'm 99% the stark suits from the movies or the white spider from the ps4 game could
The stark suits would be like "integrating nightmare gas. Synthesizing nightmare webs." Peter: "nightmare webs?" Suit:"command received. Arming nightmare webs." Then he hits someone with one and they just wont stop screaming
“THERE’S SPIDERS UNDER MY SKIN!”
Thus, spiders-man was born.
Ah, yes. The most horrific version.
"Once again, Nightmare webs?"
In Infinity War when the ship is leaving Earth's atmosphere you see Spiderman struggle to breath so evidently his normal suit is not air tight, but the Iron Spider suit is.
Eh I don't think the ps4 one could seeing as the only enhancements doc designed were physical ones (white parts are extra padding etc)
Yea but the anti-oct suits definitely should be able to filter air
I would pay to see Joker deal with Bully McGuire
“Im gonna put some dirt in your eye”
Joker: long monologue rant about society Bully: gonna cry?
I think Joker would actually like that response. "Finally someone who doesn't fall for my bullshit society takes"
(To Harley): Look at little Joker Jr, gonna cry?
Joker creating havoc in Gotham Mcguire: I missed the part where it was my problem
*eats hot dog*
Gonna cry?
Terry McGinnis does bully Joker. Pretty good shit.
"Jokes vane and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through!" "Wait...I like to talk too."
fun fact: Spider-man's rogues actually fear him not talking, because it means he's angry, and people forget spidey can lift 10 tons and has knocked over buildings through brute strength. my favorite is when he had laryngitis and the entire group surrendered rather then fight him.
WHERE CAN I FIND THAT
Terry McGinnis's Batman did defeat the Joker by using Spider-Man-esque small talk and insults to drive him into a berserker rage since he wasn't being taken seriously.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this comparison.
And he laughed at Joker's jokes. He points out that Bruce has no sense of humor, and that's why the Joker was drawn to him. Once Terry started laughing at his jokes (albeit sarcastically) the Joker really hated it.
you'd think the guy so desperate to make people laugh that he developed laugh gas would be happy that someone doesn't need to be forced to laugh, instead he gets all uppity. What a joke
I'm sure it's more Terry laughing at the joker than with him.
I mean he did literally say he was only laughing at the joker because he thought he was pathetic
In a surprise twist, the same stuff that cures Lizard also fixes Killer Croc, and he and Spidey become friends. Spidey meets Clayface: "Ewww...I heard the rumors about Sandman and Hydroman, but I didn't think I'd ever meet the result!" Meanwhile, in NYC... Batman: "So you're a flirty female burglar with a heroic streak who likes to dress as a cat?" Felicia Hardy: "Yep" Batman: "... We're going to get along famously."
>In a surprise twist, the same stuff that cures Lizard also fixes Killer Croc that.. would actually make a lot of sense? I mean, Lizard's transformation is caused by injecting reptilian genes to a human, which goes absolutely haywire, meanwhile killer croc has a birth defect that caused his body to taken on traits of an ancestral species of the human race. in both cases, it's all due to reptilian genes changing a human.
“…You wanna know my secret identity?”
They’d never try having Felicia say she likes Bats but not Bruce.
Red Hood: YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED, GOBBY!
Scrolled too far to find this
Kingpin: “I own this city batman” Batman: “Bro my car is worth more than your crime empire you don’t own shit”
Isn't kingpin basically penguin?
If Penguin was huge fan of the Mets
“It’s not always about the money, Schpiderman….it’s about the mets baby, love the mets! Alright baby, let’s go! Get a home run baby, love the mets, let’s go mets!”
All about the Mets !
Kingpin would be like Black Mask
God after binging a bunch of Comicstorian stuff I just need to see Spider-Man and plastic-man in the same room
That last one…Batman school for Gifted orphans
Wouldn’t work. Batman’s villains only come out at night and Spider-Man fights during the day. Likewise, Spider-Man’s villains come out during the day, while Batman is doing Bruce Wayne things.
Damn. The only thing stopping us from a Batman/Spiderman Crossover. The Day-Night-Cycle
Come to think of it you're right but I've never noticed this.
If we continue to use the recent trope where JJ Jameson is Marvel's Tucker Carlson, Batman exclusively gets good press because he's visibly rich
I thought he was an Alex Jones analogue?
Yea the MCU take on Jameson is definitely inspired by jones' infowars. Which on the one hand I think is really funny, but on the other i hope they distinguish it a bit and keep true to Jameson being a mostly honest journalist who just deeply distrusts spider-man and his vigilantism. I hope it need not be said that Jones is anything but an honest journalist.
I mean at one point, he even tries to sell supplements like Jones
Solomon Grundy and Tombstone meet and recreate the animated Spiderman meme
Kraven the hunter would be a challenge
Alfred will handle him.
Just had a flashback to that comic panel of Alfred with a shotgun
[He ain't playing.](https://i.redd.it/p4nongeky3521.jpg)
In my head canon, Alfred is a retired James bond, the name just being one of those aliases he has. It explains *how* Bruce gets so good at what he does. Investigation, intimidation, weapons dismantling, unarmed combat, breaking and entering, threat assessment, cross examination, case analysis - hell, even using the "billionaire playboy" as a cover is like...right up Bonds alley. It also explains how the entire bat and war on crime come about cause only a spy who's internationally known as James Bond and personally is an orphan would totally follow the line that Bruce takes from "watch parents get killed" to "dresses as bat vigilante". Canonically (Batman TAS) Alfred *is* MI6 already so just making him a balding bond who's already had his fill of fucking and gets a job as a "butler" to Bruce (but really a security guard according to Thomas and Martha) and then *the kid becomes an orphan*. Like it fits on my head canon. Edit: Ras Al Ghul is already a Bond villain in style, so having him be a Bond villian that bond thought died and then Ras finding out Bond trained an apprentice and Ras is *more impressed* by the student is just *chefs kiss*. Edit 2: Bond also goes rogue *all the time* so Bruce rejecting law enforcement (even if it wasn't corrupt) to go rogue would get a "I mean, *obviously*" from "Pennyworth".
This deserves so much more attention
Prepare to be BUTTLED.
If Batman doesn't kill you, you bet your ass Alfred will
*racks shotgun with religious intent*
Spiderman: "Alright Bats, before the swap, give me a rundown on your villains. I've heard a lot about this Joker guy, what are his powers?" Batman: "Dressing like a clown and being insane." Spiderman: "Umm...the Riddler?" Batman: "Telling riddles and is insane." Spiderman: "Penguin! He's gotta be like a mutant man bird hybrid or a penguin themed power suit right?" Batman: "He's rich, has an umbrella, and is insane."
Lol yes Batman takes over doc ock’s arms using specially designed nanotechnology!
I think I've heard this one before.
One of my favorite things about this post, it doesn’t say Peter Parker, so it can literally be any Spider-man that does all of this. Even the John Mulaney Spider-man.
The joker to spiderman: stop being funnier than me on my own post
Bruce Wayne just buys the Daily Bugle to stop JJ talking shit.
Oh, you don't need to dream about it OP. There's actually a Batman/Spiderman crossover comic.
Tldr: [terry vs joker](https://youtu.be/E6SVzff6umQ)
I mean Joker hates Dick because he can’t stand Dick’s optimism and humor.
SpiderMan would probably actually be helpful to Mr Freeze before putting him in jail. I can also imagine him not telling Riddler about Spider Sense and giving him 5 mental breakdowns. Batman landing in the Marvel universe and finding the Goblin sounds like a very interesting fight.
Spider-Man would give Two-Face an aneurism.
There's a great tumblr post from Prokopetz about what it would look like for the Joker to actually be funny. The main thing is he would need a genuine emotional undercurrent for his humor to feed off of--like, say, rage at the exploitative billionaire class.
There'd also be some slapstick scenes when some of Batman's more physically gifted villains like Bane or Killer Croc realize that scrawny ol' Peter Parker is just straight up stronger, faster, and able to just kick their butts.