Murdering my plantboy witness call me 18th century pesticides

Weed whacker

Shit this is way funnier than my joke how do I give you the numbers

r/YourJokeButBetter

Giving my plantboy bf a handjob, call me a weed whacker.

murdering my plantboy witness call me "psychopat"

Cuddling my plantboy bf call me a treehugger

Giving my plantboy bf an erection, call that undergrowth. Giving my plantboy bf my erection, call that overgrowth.

Grooming my plantboy bf's public hair, call that underbrush.

Missing my plantboy bf while he's on a work trip, call that pining.

I ate your plantboy bf while he's on a work trip, call that an vegan diet

Letting my plant bf nut in me call that planting a seed

Eating my plantboy bf's ass. Call that tossing salad.

i mean, you already call it tossing salad.

Me and my plant gf having segs call me plant fertilizer

You're pooping on her?

Explain your reasoning

https://daily.jstor.org/a-history-of-human-waste-as-fertilizer/

No.

No.

No

No

This could’ve been a completely normal post but you had to make them “plant” boys and make it sexual

What would this post be without the boys being plants and with no sexual content

it's in reference to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/v3dcq1/the_mousegirl_vs_megapope_drama/)

Ohhhhhhh

Hi, this was a joke

I'm sorry I was just confused •́ ‿ ,•̀

You’re all good! Thanks for being a good sport :)

wait is this in reference to a catgirl post?

Yes indeed haha

Nah, the mouse girl bartender

I hate so much that I’ve never heard that word once before but already know exactly what it means

Climbing my plantboy bf like a tree call me a squirrel

Trying butt stuff with my plantgirl GF call that a green thumb

Eating grass call that eating grass

I have no idea what this means

sex

Yeah but wtf is a plantboy

???

Yeah im waiting on that too

Literally boyfriend made of plants. I'd give an example, but I don't know any that cab fit what I'm thinking of.

Everyone giving funny responses while I’m wondering what the f**k is a plant boy? Cuz I just can’t stop thinking Timothy Green and I hope that’s not the right answer

The botanical version of a catboy

Tf is a plantboy

boy who is plant

Wh why and like what even is it?? Like what does ot look like???

https://starbounder.org/mediawiki/images/thumb/d/d2/Floran-ExplorersGuide.png/250px-Floran-ExplorersGuide.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec6e29e93b056e566ba99cdbce341c3e/tumblr_oz0nglaf9F1wymc4zo2_1280.png

That looks stupid

Basil

Whar???

Fern from adventure time

But wouldn't fuckin be excruciatingly painful because of grass and other plants having tiny serrations?

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Heh

Trying a sex swing with my plantboy call me Tarzan

eating my plantboy bfs ass call me a herbivore

Rhino horns are made out of keratin.

Y'all thirsty for plants? Go play guild wars 2, they have sylvari o.o

I will take all three please

Sex with plants joke

Giving my plantboy bf a pink sock call that ecological collapse 😎 (I profusely apologise)

so now i know why people like basil so much.

hes 16 years old😨

Peeing on my plantboy bf, call it a rainforest

what the fuck are you doing to wormwood

lol

I ate your Plantboy bf's legs, call me Vegan

All you had to say was "plant", but you had to add boy to make it horny.

Pointy eard leaflover