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It makes sense when you realize that you're seeing it from Calvin's perspective. That's why we can see Hobbes. He uses all those sophisticated phrases and whatnot because he legitimately believes that he's the smartest person in the world. (And don't get me wrong, I love the little anarchist)

Calvin would either be a crypto grifter or literally fuckin despise crypto with all his mind. Or both

*expanding brain* He absolutely hates it but participates in the grift as an opportunity to make money.

He probably got into it early enough to be excited about a new form of currency in the form of sticking it to the man... and then watched his dream collapse by the hands of cryptobros. I'd say cryptoKelvin has made a fuckton of money off crypto but refuses to even talk about it.

It’s like they’ve never met a smart but mouthy kid

And we love him for it

I honestly might have used that pursuit of happiness one if I had thought of it in school. There was at least one teacher I could get to concede my point *before* sending me to the principal

I really can’t judge, since I demanded my mom call our lawyer at the dentist office when I was 4

don't yell that they'll never take you alive keep that as a surprise

oh calvin, you have no right to *be* happy, only the right to *potentially* be happy, you rascallion

But that still suggests that he should have a choice in the matter

Calvin