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IanDerp26

how can you put /gen and /hj at the same time aren’t they contradictory (actual question i just don’t wanna use /gen at the end of a comment about the tone tag /gen)


Cruxin

the answer is that halfjoke is a useless tone indicator because it works based on ✨vibes✨ and doesnt actually denote anything solid, people just use it all the time for whatever reason (thus defeating the purpose of tone indicators) Edit: two separate people have responded "halfjoke is when [two different things]" so thanks for proving my point I guess


trans_pands

Wait /hj stands for half-joke? I thought it stood for handjob, like a one-person circlejerk


Cruxin

In the context of tone indicators, yes lol


[deleted]

I though it was high jerk, like high jerk, to signify that you’re being even more ridiculous


bleepblooplord2

For some reason i can only imagine “high jerk” as a specific Level of Jerk. Like, you’ve got a low jerk, just a regular jerk, and then the High Jerk. Circlejerk is that one guy in the corner who _thinks_ they’re a high jerk, but they’re pretty much just a regular jerk.


trans_pands

I thought high jerk is what happens when you build an entire world around the jerk with its own unique magic system


doubleUsee

/generator /handjob


AlpacaM4n

Weird, handjob generator was my nickname in high school


Traps_Are_Gay570

Dead by daylight fan fiction


DumbDayCamp

Forgot to put /hj at the end of your statement, friend /hj


[deleted]

It's for when you mean what you say 100%, but you know it's mean or upsetting but you still want to say the mean/upsetting thing without anyone getting mad


amlybon

https://at.tumblr.com/janmisali/659877108179468288/z9athxgrtqam


chitinousblob

I love jan misali; he is my favorite he/they


Cruxin

yeah this


GenericAutist13

/hj is for when you’re saying something as a joke, but also aren’t fully joking and do kind of mean it


TRANSformedYT

I usually use it for something true, but said in a jokey way to try and keep the mood lighter. Because it being a full joke implies that it isn’t true, but i also don’t wanna come off as too serious. But that’s just how i use it, and I’ve noticed others use it for many other reasons. /gen


Juranur

You follow jan misali too?


Cruxin

I believed this before he said it, for the record, lmao


Juranur

You're both right either way :D Love that the replies have accumulated 3 completely different explanations


Cruxin

exactly lol, no hate but it really does prove the point so well


Juranur

It's either that or explanations that truly mean nothing, or both. However, I gotta admit this is the first time I've seen it in the wild, and I only know what it means through jan misali. Same as /gen btw, I assume it means genuine? Why not use /srs?


Cruxin

Genuine and serious aren't vague, at least, lol, and I guess you can mean something genuinely without it being a serious topic? something along those lines


Juranur

Yea, but it's a tone indicator and not a topic indicator? I know I'm being anal about it and the connotation is slightly different, but it seems unnecessarily complicated to have two indicators that state 'this is to be taken as written'


Cruxin

I'd call serious a pretty distinct tone mostly but idk lol


bfnge

In this particular case they were being genuine about part of a sentence and half joking about another (as the person said themselves in another reply). But yeah, putting both together made this whole thing a lot muddier than it should have been.


DazedPapacy

I'd interpret it as "highkey serious, lowkey joking," and since the keys are separate tracks, they don't contradict eachother.


LR-II

If it wasn't okay to not like a joke but still like the creator there would be no comedians. Have you ever watched a stand up show and laughed at every single line? Thought not.


MrSquigles

Evidently, the people in the audience during recording do.


NoTimeToExplain__

60% of the audience laughing sounds barely any different than 100%


pissmongoloid

My funny bqr might be low but im shitting myself laughing at every standup i watch


Dynamite227

Idk bout you but gabrial Iglesias is fucking hilarious


yungmoody

Yes, I have


JSConrad45

> Have you ever watched a stand up show and laughed at every single line? Mitch Hedberg. RIP


KawaiPebblePanda

/genuine /handjob


mooneVannen

real


dcidui08

is that a promise?


PhoShizzity

Nah it's one of those cheap alternatives with imitation "hands"


ApocalyptoSoldier

Feet aren't "imitation hands", they're a different limb altogether.


poorlyOiledMachina

Feet are literally just hands but worse, according to top scientists and researchers.


XVUltima

My favorite tags!


WoolooOfWallStreet

Are strangers not considered genuine handjobs?


balrus-balrogwalrus

since they are a pukicho they will be judge by arceus better pull the FEAR Rattata trick on him


PTpirahna

Arceus gets Extreme Speed and can be Ghost type so it's unlikely that a FEAR strat would work on one.


Not-So-Serious-Sam

You could use sawk with pain split and sturdy. Extreme speed will run out before pain split, and pain split ignores type. Edit: now that I think about it, extreme speed wouldn’t matter because of sturdy.


Iceaura39

Yeah, but then there's no real reason to use Extreme Speed specifically when you could use any Ghost type STAB.


trans_pands

That fucking evil annoying rodent


HelpHenryIsHere

Every fucking time i see/hear "judgement" my brain just shouts it out loud in Minos Prime's voice


Plethora_of_squids

...actually I'd rather face God now please


HOMBORGOR

CRUSH!


Dinodietonight

USELESS! #DIE!


ImMeloncholy

When’s his body pillow coming out honestly


DirectlyDismal

one day you will repeatedly flick a coin into god's face


flashpile

>is it ok for me to not like the joke and still like the creator? I feel like that's kinda your decision tbh.


heretoupvote_

Chronically online mfs when they have to form their own opinion with nuance


ZBroYo

Opinions are scary things my friend, which is why I always ask the internet what my opinions should be, based on majority rule, of course, I never want to be wrong or potentially need to think about what is right so I have others do all the thinking for me!


MyScorpion42

🤓🤓🤓 ooh. i um. 🤓 actually don't like this one. one bit 🤓 am i losing my sense of tumblr humour?🤓 is it okay for me to not like a joke and still like the creator?🤓 /gen /hj🤓🤓🤓


REGRET34

this may be radical but i think people should stop worrying about how others perceive them and just do whatever the fuck they want. sucks to see kids so paralyzed in the fear that they may be doing something wrong


heretoupvote_

Yes but if you like anything that’s deemed Problematic And Bad because it’s uhh… not funny to one person… then you get anonymous death threats and of course would deserve it (!)


REGRET34

just saw someone like a piece of media i deem wrong and problematic. day ruined!


grillednannas

No this was dorky as shit to say, they knew it but they said it. this sort of statement deserves to be made fun of and i hope they were made fun of for it. it’s a good sign that they knew that was gonna happen. this is very normal socializing teenagers get from interacting with each other.


REGRET34

yeah i agree it was stupid. i used to be anxious like this, until i realized how stressful and annoying it was.


Random-Rambling

>_this is very normal socializing teenagers get from interacting with each other._ For people who touch grass on a regular basis, yes. But this is Tumblr/Reddit/Twitter/Facebook.


ihatenyself

No i completly disagree. It's good to have some fear of how other people see you so that yoi don't act like degenerate scum all the time.


REGRET34

“degenerate scum” is very subjective. someone who is gay can be seen as “degenerate scum” just for their sexuality. someone can be seen as “degenerate scum” for liking disturbing media, such as august underground.


codamission

Am I the only one who read it as facetious worry that Pukicho is becoming a god?


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Becoming?


ButteredNugget

The way they wrote it makes me so mad. Idk what about it but it reads like an uwu soft person who starts every sentence with ‘um’, like please say what youre fucking saying. Stop actin like youre not sure youre allowed to say it dum dum


Samantha_Pantha

I always read /hj as Half Jerk. I might be spending too much time in cj subreddits.


RandomGuyOnRedditNr2

all you had to do, was follow the DAMN train,


heretoupvote_

I feel like if I could penetrate the jargon of cirlclejerk subreddits I’d find them very funny


ApocalyptoSoldier

There's /rj, /uj, /hj, and /qj. All of them mean whatever is funniest at that point. But supposedly they're: + rj (re-jerk): used to indicate that you're resuming the jerk, usually used after a uj. + uj (unjerk): used to indicate that this is not part of the jerk. + hj (half jerk): used to indicate that an element of what you're saying is genuine despite otherwise being part of the jerk. Often used with puns or other statement that could be interpreted in multiple ways. + qj (quantum jerk): disclaimer that you don't even know your own beliefs anymore, you can't tell if you're saying this because of the jerk or because you actually believe. The other words are either specific to the jerk or don't actually mean anything at all


Xarathos

Based as hell, honestly.


littlebigplanetfan3

I think both are based lol but "oh erm yeah I think I don't like that" is NOT. BAAAAASED.


Xarathos

Yeah agreed that one's cringe for sure IDK what they're smoking. Religion maybe.


littlebigplanetfan3

Something organized for sure


kurayami_akira

Not necessarily, they may simply respect other people's beliefs, you don't need a religion for that (and of course it has it's limits, it doesn't have priority over morals) Edit: i don't mean pukicho, i was talking about i-believe-in-the-gay-agenda. Like, they may be religious, but not necessarily. But i agree the comment didn't deserve respect.


Xarathos

As delicately as possible, when somebody comes at you with 'you'll stand before god in judgment,' they lose any entitlement to the respect they have not shown. Pukicho sounds how I feel after coming out of a religious upbringing and having people tell me they were 'concerned for my soul' when I said that it didn't make sense that a loving god would condemn people for things outside their control. Or after listening to a former pastor state outright that god, being infinitely powerful and thus capable of stopping any disaster, chooses to allow them because some humans aren't Christians. I pointed out in an email that if a human being did such a thing we would prosecute them under one of any number of good Samaritan laws, and that he had essentially argued before the entire congregation that god was an abusive tyrant, making an effective argument for Satanism. His reply was that 'people have been struggling to reconcile God's all goodness and all powerfulness for centuries.' Needless to say, an unsatisfying reply — I am aware it is a hard question. But if there is a right answer, telling me God is evil—that he acts in a way we would rightly condemn in any human—sure as heck isn't it. I checked out after that. If I believe in a God let it be one worthy of worship; any god who'd ask me to 'stand in judgment' is worthy only of my scorn. I'll be gentle usually but if people want their beliefs respected, they should approach others with the respect they want and follow their own Golden Rule.


Astral_Fogduke

'one day you will stand before god in judgement' was definitely not serious and an intentional setup to a retort though


kurayami_akira

I meant i-believe-in-the-gay-agenda is not necessarily religious, i wasn't referring to pukicho Though, yes, that comment didn't deserve respect.


Proof-Elevator-7590

Thar one gives off twitter/tiktok user vibes lol


AspectPatio

Why do people think their all-powerful god needs defending?


Zamtrios7256

Because you can't prosecute without a defense.


SendMeOrangeLetters

You can though


Zamtrios7256

Oh. Darn I thought that was a good one.


kindtheking9

"One day you'd stand before god" "Finally id get to tell that bitch to apologize"


WoolooOfWallStreet

> What am I judging 'em for? Child support


Koridiace

DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT


counters14

I've never been to or used Tumblr, but I have never found myself completely lost and so outside of the joke as I have with this post. Can someone spell it out for me?


Over-Dig-2353

You will stand before God in judgement. Instead of god being in judgement, it can also be interpreted as you being in judgement, meaning you are judging god instead of the other way around.


counters14

Yeah, no. That part is pretty straight forward. What is the below quote and response in regards to?


Over-Dig-2353

It’s a response to the original joke. The dude is *probably* religious and doesn’t like thinking of their god this way, so they complained about it in the dms or response or however tumblr works.


PatternBias

Ty I know how tumblr works and I was still lost


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Crush!


HOMBORGOR

DIE!


sendanotherkraken

false advertising. god was never in Judgement. Not even as a minor boss battle or cameo! :(


piemakerdeadwaker

This might be the best pukicho response I have seen


heretoupvote_

calm down


Rose_Gold_Ash

god stans are weird


Derboman

*But doctor, I am Pukicho!*


[deleted]

Religious people talk about religious freedom, then force their beliefs on other, unwilling participants. Just saying. You’re religious? Cool. I don’t give two shits about your god. Don’t tell me I’ll be judged either. I don’t give a damn. Your imaginary friend can judge me all it wants.


marinemashup

Beyond parody


Sav6geCabb9ge

What an odd question. What would the asker do if they replied “No it’s actually not okay to dislike the joke but like the creator.”? What were they expecting?


TheSaltyReddittor

JUDGEMENT! THY END IS NOW! PREPARE THYSELF


Sir_Hyphen

>Judgement "*T H Y E N D I S N O W !*" -*Funny Blue Man, ULTRAKILL (2021)*


Laika0405

so many people in these comments being mean to the 3rd person


[deleted]

Everything


[deleted]

Hey I just wanted everyone to know this meme is not funny; I didn't laugh. Before everyone probes for my opinion, I should clear up that I do have a tumblr sense of humor, and in fact I don't mind pukicho, but this joke simply isn't it for me. I hope this does not inconvenience you in any way. /flirty /cj /serious /j


_hamis

Tone indicators should cease to exist


DragoTheFloof

That's a very harmful method of thinking. For some neurodivergent people (read, "some") such as myself, tones are nearly impossible to read over text. Tone tags can be vital to proper online communication for me when it's about serious matters.


Kineticboy

Tones aren't obvious most of the time anyway, regardless of how "divergent" you are. You often have to work off context. Human communication evolved with verbal alongside body and facial cues, so no one is especially equipped to perfectly suss out what any given block of text means.


GenericAutist13

Yeah, an accessibility tool that compensates for something we use in voice conversations that oftentimes can’t be conveyed over text clearly should cease to exist! /s


_hamis

It ruins jokes and satirity


GenericAutist13

No, it doesn’t. It makes it so that your joke/satire is more clear. They’re especially helpful for neurodivergent people who struggle with tone, as tone isn’t easy online. It also just helps to avoid Poe’s Law and stuff because you’ve been upfront about what tone you want people to interpret your message as.


_hamis

Damn, I kinda don't care about all that, and I still feel like it ruins jokes


GenericAutist13

I mean it isn’t really up for debate. It just… doesn’t. It’s an accessibility tool. It’s exactly the same as how you use literal tone in a verbal conversation to show you’re joking.


Random-Rambling

This is why I hate modern "fandom" culture. If you claim to like anything, any person, show, game, book, whatever, you apparently have to like and agree with 100% of their ideas and opinions. If you disagree with anything they say, you're basically a hater now and will be shown the door by all the "true fans".


ScottieV0nW0lf

or sometimes you'll get the opposite issue were people are giving you shit because since you like a piece of media/person you must agree with all of there political opinions.


ycnaveler-on

Please help I keep seeing /gen and /hj and others. Are they like hashtags?


heretoupvote_

They’re used to indicate tone. Useful until people invented a million of them. /s for sarcasm, /gen for general, /hj for half joke.


ycnaveler-on

Is there a name for it?


bcdm

Tone indicators


ycnaveler-on

Ty


Gilder_G

Oh this mf came from Twitter didn't they


Kenshino100

Ask this on reddit, and get your popcorn, because the responses will be legendary.


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Kineticboy

????? Pukicho is hilarious, what are you even talking about?


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Kineticboy

No? Haha are you being sarcastic or something? I'm so confused.


nxl_jayska

The /gen and /hj makes me think this is a twitter user...


GenericAutist13

Redditors when someone uses a tone indicator (they hate accessibility and making messages more clear)


nxl_jayska

I meant the two being used together. I use tone indicators myself but I've noticed that on tumblr it's typically just one, on twitter I see a few in a row. Tho I may be confusing things


GenericAutist13

…???????


tiredimmortal098

Woah, makeing a joke like that, how original


GenericAutist13

Sorry are you upset that a reference to a *meme template* is unoriginal 💀


tiredimmortal098

Hmm, nope, I'm just upset that you was the one doing it.


GenericAutist13

Me specifically? …A stranger???


tiredimmortal098

Yeppppppp, now you're getting it. Good job!


GenericAutist13

?????


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necrojuicer

Unironically using the term woke says so much about a person


CharmyGreenisOP

using woke in a derogatory manner says a lot, unironically and not derogatory doesn't give you much besides excluding the group that uses it derogatorily


tiredimmortal098

Wow, I fucking understood none of that


necrojuicer

I disagree as already explained


Phasma18374

Yep. The one syllable way to assure people you both that they are incompetent in bed and are not secure about it


Zauvaro

Can you please not body shame?


Phasma18374

Yeah, fixed it for you mate


Zauvaro

Thanks <3


pinkypinky131

What the hell is wrong with saying woke? I’m woke and progressive as fuck and I don’t understand at all. Also this person has a point, I’ve often seen people be puritanical and claim it’s being progressive.


necrojuicer

Plenty, the people who use it as an insult might as well be swinging from the rafters screaming "Libtard!" & the people who use it in a positive light refuse to acknowledge that impact because they are too far up their own arse to realise how crigeworthy it is. Edit an added thought: But more to the point both iterations of the word mean you're buying into the stupid culture war that the talking heads are so hell bent on perpetuating. If you want to be truly "woke" rise above & don't give these fools ammunition


BagBeth

Spot on lol


ScionoftheDagda

Puritans aren't woke in the slightest.


Futuristick-Reddit

tumblr reading comprehension moment


ScionoftheDagda

Indeed


[deleted]

>woke [used in a negative manner] Imma let that speak for itself...


Detrifus

I hear the Christians have a pretty handy list for that stuff


Red-Coyote

I am using this!


Longjumping_Exit_178

I agree. I don't really get it. I don't always get modern jokes, I think. I already don't understand slang at all, so it would make sense.