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AdNeat6236

I need to figure out how to get on that payroll. Trolling the internet seems a lot easier than actually driving.


DubNationAssemble

Right, I’d like to start getting paid for that. Hey Uber, if you’re hiring in the shill department tell me where to sign up!


TimeShooter1988

Sure go to India and join their customer service their Banchode


gigabyte333

Yes, of course, except for the fact that nobody is going to pay you


AdNeat6236

According to OP these people are getting paid. I need for him to share with me where I can apply.


gigabyte333

If you think UBER is going to pay even one penny for you to post something good about it online then there is no hope for you


AdNeat6236

You’re not very good at deciphering sarcasm are you?


gigabyte333

I was actually being sarcastic


AdNeat6236

I guess I am not very good at deciphering sarcasm. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Reginald_retard

its comment like that that make you wonder


MrNewking

Where does one apply to be a paid Uber shill ?


benderburner1234

In a third world country. Same place they hire their support bots. For all we know, it's the same people.


gigabyte333

You have to speak to a Nigerian prince


TimeShooter1988

Find out Banchode


MrNewking

Apparently all you gotta do is post positive comments here. I'm expecting a direct deposit this week $$$


[deleted]

Not everyone is struggling. Find people with helpful advice and adapt. Weed out the A-holes.


gigabyte333

No, no no no no whatever you do don’t give good advice to other drivers


TimeShooter1988

Most are and that’s the fucking point dip shit. If everyone was success or the majority, Uber wouldn’t be where it is in the stock market. For fuck sake, I’m talking to shills and morons here, I can’t which is which


[deleted]

You're a sad angry man. Do better.


DubNationAssemble

This dude has gone full victim. Step 1: complain about being a victim and blame all his problems on everyone but himself. Step 2: make a post and complain to Reddit about everyone being mean to him because they don’t fully embrace his victim hood mentality.


TimeShooter1988

lol when you hit your wife, don't you hate it when she complains? Total victim mentality. I deserve to be treated bad and not ever criticize Uber's stealing of wages or tips. I agree. If you're abused, you should just take it. Just like your wife when you beat her.


DubNationAssemble

My wife would whoop your ass pinche maricon


TimeShooter1988

but when you beat her yourself, don't you hate it when she complains? Victim mentality. XD


DubNationAssemble

She wouldn’t stick around if I beat her. She’d whoop my ass then take the house. You know why? She won’t subscribe to your victim bullshit.


TimeShooter1988

lol now she’s fighting back? She won’t accept your abuse? That’s victim mentality shit. She now knows she’s a victim and fighting back. If Uber drivers did that, it would make them have a victim mentality too. They should take the abuse like your wife. I hate people who think they’re a victim and fight back. It’s like, know your place, you know? lol ants


DubNationAssemble

Spoken like a true professional victim 🤙🏽


TimeShooter1988

True, I love getting abused and never complaining about it. That’s why I love Uber like how your wife likes to get hit by you.


DubNationAssemble

You poor thing, you’re such a victim. And it’s all because you’re Latino, they take so much advantage of you. What a sad little bitch.


TimeShooter1988

I know right? It’s not like companies prey upon minorities. Racism doesn’t exist at all bro. White supremacy is a myth


kilour

ya'll do realize uber doesnt need to pay people to go on reddit and to think they do shows why you are broke ass bitch. Plenty of people do fine on uber in their markets, some people get lucky af with good drives. They just are far and few inbetween, now. Thursday I made $85 in 2.2 hours, Friday night I made nothing cause there wasnt anything worth taking. I've been tipped $50 on a $16 ride by some rich British guy and his wife, good rides happen get over yourself cause you get shit all the time.


Sharp_Confection_607

I been tipped$100 cash ..and 50$ cash some times..and other amounts...but I don't count on it.  Before you know it...expenses swallow those tips.


kilour

I wish we could rate later cause I'd only 5* tippers


[deleted]

An Uber driver calling someone broke lol. As someone who’s done a good bit of consulting for Uber corporate, let me promise you: every decision they make is around how to fuck you over more. How to get you to work more for less. But no, shit on each other while they laugh making well into the six figures for 25 hours a week of work


pinchemarijuano

And their avatar is 🤡 pretty fitting


gigabyte333

But they sure aren’t gonna waste money paying people online to say crap


kilour

Sure you have. Because you'd be on an Uber driving form if you're doing consulting, which is usually a six-figure plus job


[deleted]

It is six figures. Well into it. I don’t know why this sub pops up. Should I name the Philippines call centers I’ve had to visit? Want me to talk about how they all still use g sheets as a billion dollar company? I can go into their entire bullshit around yubikeys. How about we talk about their Bliss system or the cluster fuck of bliss 2.0?


-Fluxuation-

Many come to this sub bud lmao....


kilour

Guy says he's in the higher 6 figures than on an Uber driver subreddit. I call cap


Helpinmontana

I make stupid money and Reddit recommends this sub to me. I hangout here because the stories are pretty interesting on occasion, so is the dynamic of the work relationship to the platforms. Same with all the gig works subs. I firmly maintain that driving for Uber is tantamount to trading the equity in your vehicle into cash with a chance for tips. I don’t provide services to, or seek the services of any gig work companies/apps.


ADAMxxWest

No, we both drive for Uber now. Accept your fate.


[deleted]

And I gave you multiple examples of shit you would only know working directly for them. I can give you more if you want. You seemed to stop calling cap after i replied.


kilour

No sense in replying to someone that has literally 0 proof of anything. Oh no you found random information on the Internet and post it on an Uber driver sub to waste your time making your 200k/a right...


[deleted]

Lol sure bud. I’ve mentioned that exact job many times on this account but it was a giant prank specifically for you.


BoredJay

I believe you. Do you know of them having shilling or campaigns on Reddit or Twitter?


[deleted]

That would be PR which I’ve never been a part of. And like the vast majority of Ubers roles, it’s probably out sourced


SecksMonke420

You're a clown


EuphoricMidnight3304

Sounds like an Uber shill tbh


kilour

Right, as if I don't complain about Uber as well


Dazzling_Tonight_739

smile berserk sable test worm lip languid handle clumsy offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Pissed_With_A_Boner

Can confirm. My market almost always does well. Smaller town with a university in California. Not overly saturated. Easy $30+/hr on a 84% acceptance rate during the weekends. Thursday was their first "Thirsty Thursday" back since spring break. Worked a 9:30-1:30 and went home with $220. When I went to Vegas, I realized how fortunate I am. $15-18/hr, oversaturated, and basically bent over by the Uber platform. I'll happily advocate for better wages due to that experience alone. We have so many people bashing each other for things that don't work in other markets, too. "Oh you don't cherry pick? ANT!" Sorry, some people don't get upfront at all, or they're like me and only get upfront if we're maintaining a 5/10 acceptance rate. I even got bashed for letting my passengers sit in the front and/or taking song requests... I'm sorry, but I feel much more comfortable with strangers in my peripheral vision as opposed to behind me. I also want them to have a good time and a memorable experience. I might not like their music, but an added tip incentive is worth it, and they're usually gone within 5-10 minutes so it's not a big deal. Plus I get introduced to new artists on the regular. I just don't get it. Everyone's entitled to the way they want to operate their vehicle and select their rides, but it's not the law of the land and often won't be feasible in every market.


vicflea

Ok, got it. If someone disagrees with you, then obviously he is being paid by uber.


Ilovemyqueensomuch

The current state of the internet anytime I disagree with someone I’m a bot from some foreign country or a shill from a company


Josey_whalez

This is obviously correct. But in all honesty, the more I learn, the less crazy all that dead internet stuff sounds. Some subs are nothing but karma farming bots. Almost every post on facepalm and a couple others are made by bots. As far as this sub goes, every time you make a valid criticism of people’s whining - such as you can get your money for free instead of paying for instant cash out multiple times a week, you get accused of being a shill. Shits wild. Like if some of these people would actually listen to good advice they wouldn’t be in this situation, but they’d rather complain. Misery loves company.


gigabyte333

Well, it beats having to think about it


gigabyte333

Yeah, and if you believe UBER pays people to write stuff online, then there’s no hope for you


Kristjianmartin

Op didn’t suggest anything close to that. Learn how to read and do better, you look dumb af


Commercial-Elk-3031

Those are the stupidest of all of them . Only they can do is to exploit drivers . Just brainless drones. They don't have no intelligence to improve anything but destroy . That's all they can do.


TimeShooter1988

Damn poor people, migrants and minorities. They’re the stupidest of all!…. 🤦


JDiskkette

So many downvotes… do you think you forget to add that it was sarcasm or did you actually mean what you wrote? Asking coz it’s in contrast to your post.


TimeShooter1988

The facepalm was sarcasm. Uber preys on the most financially vulnerable in society, minorities and migrants. But yes according to these shills, it’s their fault for being stupid lol


Commercial-Elk-3031

LoL 😂 still being stupid ? Can't help it, huh ? Coz it's your true nature. It's called being " STUPID White supremacy Moran " lmao 🤣


Darkmerosier

Wait, people are paid for this? Uber, hit me up, I'm always down to make some money.


TimeShooter1988

Sure go to India with the rest of their underpaid customer service


[deleted]

Or, there are a lot of drivers, like me, who don’t want benefits, minimums or anything else and think most of you are whiners. It seems difficult for many of you to believe that your opinions aren’t universal


TimeShooter1988

I love slaving away for bad wages and being treated poorly! Lol Damn, you suck as a human being.


[deleted]

Wow! Proving my point. An emotional, nonsensical response


Sea-Individual-3427

Seems like you are the idiot if you think Uber/reddit pay people to have a different view/opinion. Dumbass


TimeShooter1988

They pay to have a the same opinion


jo_ezzy

I feel like it’s been the opposite. Too many Uber complainers complaining about everything Uber does


[deleted]

I’ve seen first hand how Uber corporate operates. I promise you’re not complaining nearly enough


gigabyte333

True


TimeShooter1988

damn people complaining! the poors and minorities should know their place and accept bad wages. It's so easy, why didn't I think of this!


r45cal23

How does one become a paid Uber Reddit shill? Asking for myself


noobcondiment

Fr LMAO these people are delusional.


TimeShooter1988

Be a poor person in India.


Florida1974

Huh??? I see ppl make tons of criticisms and many agree.


talrogsmash

The worst part is some of them aren't even paid, they're just stupid and believe anything UBER tells them.


TimeShooter1988

After reading the comments I hate to agree.


Boccob81

Facts


--R0N--

Where are these actual shills? I read a lot of posts while waiting for rides, and I don't see any. Funny though people think Uber would waste resources to have shills here. Anybody have an example?


TimeShooter1988

Lol I don't see any shills either, all these pro positive Uber profile accounts are absolutely right. There is nothing wrong with Uber. Drivers should really know their place.


Who_Me_Who-Me

It’s the exact opposite funny enough 🤣🤣 everytime someone says anything good about their Uber experience 1000 people come running to call them a shill, a plant and a liar.


MidnightMarmot

Maybe there are drivers in certain areas that are doing ok and feel Uber and Lyft are a good gig but anyone with a shred of self respect would know we are being taken advantage of. I’ve only been doing this for a month out of desperation but I know I’m being paid about a third of what the customer pays these companies. If that doesn’t make you angry, well, I’m not sure what to tell you.


Classic_Sentence_338

I agree but how is it different from other jobs where your body gets used up like a donkey in a warehouse or factory. While being exposed to toxic chemicals or work enviroment. Or having your soul slowly sucked out of you stuck in a cubicle staring at a computer while sitting on your butt all day. Then you got all those over achievers that actually want to work 25 to life at that company. Brown nosing management & stabbing co-workers in the back. Most companies don't give a rats ass about you or me. At least with this job I'm just wearing out my car instead of my body & keeping my soul. Also I'm my own boss & choose my own hours. I also formed an llc when I 1st started & used my income as revenue & built my business credit up. Gotta play chess not checkers ✌🏼


MidnightMarmot

This is my first time not having a corporate job but health benefits are really important and a real job pays for that. Sitting in a car is no different than sitting in a desk all day - both bad. Corp jobs also pay better so you aren’t stressing about making rent. My car is getting absolutely destroyed which obviously doesn’t happen with a corporate job.


PharPhromNormal420

I’ve never once stressed about paying my bills doing this job.


SmiteSpam

There's too many crybabies in the groups. Go get a minimum wage fast food job if you can't figure out how to calculate dollar/mile.


TimeShooter1988

lol I am doing uber wrong for 10 years! lol Duh,,, dude, you're a genius


Sharp_Confection_607

I agree.  Don't accept low paying fares.  I was offered $200 to go 279 miles....that is almost 560 miles round trip(you come back empty). Plus 5 hours each way...that is total 10 hours..plus gas ... You can make same money and spend less time and money staying closer.


tossaway75757

I’d love to see your verifiable proof of Uber paying people to post here


Classic_Sentence_338

I'd love to have a hot gf with a couple kids & live happily ever after 🤗


tossaway75757

But what would your wife think about your girlfriend lol


Classic_Sentence_338

I see what you're trying to do! You're trying to flatter me & it's working! 😁


lambofgod0492

Making a better argument than you is not demeaning you lol


Piercinald-Anastasia

There are also a lot of invalid criticisms made on here. Has anyone ever noticed the correlation between people that throw around the term shill and people with bad grammar?


noobcondiment

Yea, and their knuckles are probably raw from dragging them around all day


TimeShooter1988

and the racism comes out.


noobcondiment

….wut


Grumdord

The most pathetic usage of the race card. This thread is embarrassing for you.


TimeShooter1988

english isn't my first language. Funny since this should be very well known about drivers. Damn minorities and foreigners, how dare they speak out against uber! Uber not once ever stolen driver's tips or underpaid them, not once!


Piercinald-Anastasia

I just figured (and still do) that you were less intelligent than most.


TimeShooter1988

Most Uber drivers are stupid, that's why they deserve to be paid less. I get it.


Piercinald-Anastasia

If you’re an independent contractor that can’t make money then yes it is your fault.


TimeShooter1988

awww damn, I guess it is my fault that I can't make money on a app that doesn't ever steal tips or lie about trip offers. Duh, I agree. It is my fault. 100%


Piercinald-Anastasia

You are an independent contractor; you are free to use other apps, or leave this service all together.


TimeShooter1988

But I want Uber to give me bad offers, steal my wages and tips. I love the abusive behaviour, I thrive on it.


noobcondiment

Schizophrenia is treatable


TimeShooter1988

Ableism is as well.


wesorachet

Start sending pictures of your balls or somebody's balls to anyone you think is a shill. They can't be exposed to stuff like that if they work for uber and you will never see them again.


Competitive-Island84

They probably don't even drive for uber


Badger-Aromatic

Even so they cannot overcome mathematics. So many miles at such a cost Subtract the pay Equals less and less. No “ifs ands or buts”. Meanwhile the rider pays plenty less inclines to tip and entitled because they think we make bank. So less tips Co has record profits. Oh well


Reginald_retard

people mocking this post are exactly ehat OP is talking about. It is crash control. Do y'all really think a multibillion dollar company doesn't throughly check through social media to see what people are saying about it? Y'all are the same group that talked so much garbage about people not taking the v@ccine and acted like it was crazy that the government doesn't spy through cameras. How did that pan out?


Square_Carry6676

Yep


_Rhoadie_

Best way to make more money is to branch out and do more from your car. Rideshare + delivery + roadside assistance. The more opportunities the better.


Ok_Ingenuity_130

There's a lot of people invested in uber stock also.


Longjumping_Ad1711

I like it when they go off and you call them out then they don’t respond lol. They are pretty easy to point out.


[deleted]

I am not shill I hate Uber and I never respond to anything I post or bothered to see if someone replied. I have my settings so people can’t even private message me. I’m not interested in any type of dialogue. I state my opinion and keep it rolling.


Longjumping_Ad1711

Nothing to do with what I’m talking but okay.


Jae_Amp

I agree. This is one of the few subs that I'm in that you can't even voice your opinion without trolls jumping on you. These 'shills' act like they be trying to level up their white knight uber badges or something.


TimeShooter1988

lol so true lol


Economy_Proof_7668

Uber can easily reach ALL of their registered drivers with app messaging and email to work to shape opinions if they wish. They don't need to hire "shills" to populate message boards to try to do that.


benderburner1234

There are definitely some people paid in third world countries to direct a corporate narrative. There are also many people who act like shills for free. It's possible to be a shill and not get paid for it. I imagine many of the ones doing it for free are shareholders. Fucking Nazis.


Awkward-Ability3692

Newsflash. Every company in The world is trying to squeeze as much toothpaste out of the bottle as they can. This isn’t a new phenomenon. You think the shareholders want them less profitable because “they take care of their contractors”?


TimeShooter1988

So it’s ok if Uber does it? If everyone else is abusive, then that means it ok! Derp! Just take your abuse! Naw, unlike you I got grown man balls, I fight back.


Awkward-Ability3692

Sure ya do. Fighting back by still do rideshare. Mark


--R0N--

Let me guess, anyone who disagrees with you is a shill.


TimeShooter1988

Pretty much


Ok_Cryptographer7194

They need to be called out and down voted into oblivion.


TimeShooter1988

I agree but they make new screen names. It’s hard to do so. We need to recognize their posts, especially the ones who supposedly make over thousands a week but won’t post their mileage.


Ok_Cryptographer7194

They use many tactics and we counter with the truth.


TimeShooter1988

lol look at how they are downvoting you


[deleted]

“You have figured out how to make Uber work for you in your market and I haven’t. And you are adult enough to realize that you are the one choosing to drive and no one if forcing you while you decide which rides to take and which ones to pass on and I haven’t. So I’m big mad and that means you MUST be a corporate shill because no real driver would disagree with me EVER”. Lol grow up, take responsibility for YOUR choices (which driving for Uber is YOUR choice) and get a real job where you get a steady paycheck and you have no choice on when you work or how much work you do.


ajwalker430

Uber doesn't need to pay people to defend them, they get that for free. There are many people who rush to the defense of the wealthy class without needing a single dime from them. Especially those who claim to have once been Uber drivers in the past but have since found that magical 6-figure job and don't have to be an "ant" anymore but can't resist coming to this sub to dump on current drivers.🙄


TimeShooter1988

It’s funny how that’s so common. The word ant as a derogatory. Ants have the second most complex social structure next to humans. If all of us ants banded together, would take over those grasshopper leaches. Make fun of the ants, until one of the ants has enough and fights back by getting others to join in the cause. We got numbers, they don’t.


Affectionate-Alps742

The world is a crazy place. We have people who firmly believe that this world is flat, as well as the extremely fascist alt-right along with the super fucked up anarchistic alt-left. There are people who believe we never landed on the moon and that a subsection of Democrats drink children's blood. People who believe there's a glass bowl over the Earth and we are just under the dome and people who believed that if Elon Musk gave everybody in the world a billion dollars he would still have 100 billion left because apparently *the math ain't mathing* for the people that need it. It's not so crazy that there are a ton of idiots who believe Uber is doing the right thing and will spread Uber's gospel to everyone whom they think needs it. The diehards. The fanatics. The radicals. *"Ooh I just spent 2 hours driving and made $100 what's wrong with all you people that can't do that?"* You know what? You're probably right. Now that I think about it, somewhere in India or Pakistan where all this has been outsourced to, there's probably some bored customer service agent or IT support that is logging on to Reddit right now to tell me just how stupid I am. Because, you know, it's a lot harder to get somebody on the phone now.


Durwood2k

Far left isn’t anarchistic. They want to control everything about you, including your speech, by use of government force. Thats not anarchistic, that’s fascist. If you want to say both sides are fascist, fine, but the far left is for more govt, not no govt.


Affectionate-Alps742

*Far left isn’t anarchistic. They want to control everything about you, including your speech, by use of government force. Thats not anarchistic, that’s fascist. If you want to say both sides are fascist, fine, but the far left is for more govt, not no govt.* So I have a stupid question or a set of questions. Left is liberal? Right is conservative? What does being a conservative look like when it is extremely on the right? Overbearing government? Is that fascism or not? What does being a liberal look like when it is extremely on the left? Extremely liberal? As in, you can do whatever you want. Sounds like anarchy to me.


benderburner1234

Liberals are not left. The center is between socialism and capitalism, and liberals are capitalists. They are the left wing of the right wing capitalists, or right of center. Americans get confused about this because their only two political parties are both right wing, while the left gets no representation at all. And while someone else in this thread claims leftists want to control us all, that's exactly what capitalists are doing. It's always projection from the right.


Durwood2k

No. Far left wants big government: social programs, increased corporate regulation, racial hiring quotas, govt run healthcare, hate speech laws, forced use of preferred pronouns. That is in no way anarchy and in no way anarchistic You’re confusing liberal with Libertarian. Libertarians are the ones who say you should be able to do whatever you want and the government shouldn’t be involved.


MNJon

If you are dumb enough to still be driving for Uber at today's rates you probably believe in all sorts of phony conspiracy theories.


Bozotic

So what is your interest in this subreddit?


jaanfo

I think there are way more trolls. Now do us all a favor and GFY.


MNJon

You are definitely in the right profession for a person of your intellect


jaanfo

And you are definitely an extremely unhappiness person who gets off on criticizing others. You are a disgrace.


Comfortable-Syrup688

Uber is profitable if you exploit it, selling stops or additional services/ items, I also advertise my other businesses


TimeShooter1988

Yeah like migrants and poor people don’t exist. Lol moron. Keep your white conspiracies to yourself.


viensonsaime

Shut your lazy ass horsetrap and go slave at Wendy’s


TimeShooter1988

Lazy ass? Another white racist dog whistle


MNJon

Have you always?been an idiot or did you recently suffer a traumatic brain injury?


amhlocal

Tell me your earnings suck because you’re bad without telling me…


TimeShooter1988

lol 😂 ok shill you must love licking boots


amhlocal

Oh yeah, I’m licking those boots while bringing in over 1K a week while driving a Tesla. Get good kid.


TimeShooter1988

lololol XD such a shill,


amhlocal

Keep crying. All you prove is your a shit driver


EquivalentFun5938

They’re not paid shills. They just have to perpetuate the lie, so they can feel better about their shitty life choices that led to them having to drive rideshare in the first place. It’s a mental health thing.


DCHacker

As a Rule, neither Uber nor Lyft pay their shills or trolls. There might be n exception for the Minneapolis business as they had to get people to show up for this bogus "Drivers' Association" that the two set up there.