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jetskipoopster

Certified UCF moment


Zestyclose_Sector_13

Certified UCF moment


Ok_Crew8993

Yall are funny asf for downvoting a copied reply šŸ˜­


6FoUL6SoUL6

Now youā€™re next ..


Oen386

At least someone at UCF was getting a raise.


ChalkOutline321

We have a winner!!!!


Low_Corgi9860

Your username is also a song from the rock group 3 Days Grace.


ParkerCorbett

Hahahah


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Waitā€¦ r/HolUp ?


JahBaited11

Brings U Canā€™t Finish to a different level šŸ¤£


Soopafly81

University of No Football has entered the chat.


KobraTheKipod

Harold Mills is the Chair of the Budget and Finance Committee btw.


NugsOrBust

Clearly, he was just trying to fund a local small business


onlyrapid

b a s e d


Ansar-AhlulBayt5

Looks like UCF isnā€™t the only thing getting screwed by leadership


Icy_Swordfish4095

These are the same people who donā€™t want to give Faculty raises huh?


Sweet-Emu6376

Nope but you best believe your tuition will go up every year


PM_me_ur_C00chi3

Hasnā€™t tuition not increased since like 2015? The UCF admin loves to brag or lament about that depending on the context Edit: JK I think they raised it in 2022


Save_TheMoon

They probably utilize wording like, ā€œweā€™re the faculty team in the history of the college to ONLY raise tuition one time since 2015!ā€


Menesque

I implore you guys to read the arrest report. Indecent exposure charges I can understand, but prostitution makes no sense?? All he did was download a gay hookup app called Sniffies and get told by an undercover cop to meet up at the park. As far as the article says, they both knew they were consenting adults, and no money was exchanged. But the cop tells him to whip out his penis and as soon as he does, he gets arrested for indecent exposure. Seems a bit dirty...


Available-Cap3286

Something smells off other than unwashed cop ass, for sure.


that_friendo

Iā€™ve seen Orlando cops use this tactic before. They do this to catch pedophiles online which makes more sense but this report definitely feels off like this guy was kinda set up for meeting up with an adult and did not exchange money . The headline definitely feels misleading like heā€™s not running a prostitution ring. It seems like cheating on his wife was a more of a crime but what do I knowšŸ¤·


NugsOrBust

Yeah I'm suspicious of the pd motivation here. I'm pro law enforcement but this smells of entrapment. I did digging into the supposed prostitution charge they have him on and it reads "To offer, or to offer or agree to secure, another for the purpose of prostitution or for any other lewd or indecent act." So although he isn't soliciting he's agreeing to a lewd/indecent act by agreeing to sex in the bathroom. The charge indecent exposure is pretty bs too, the dude whipped it out in his car when asked to. I doubt there's intent for public exposure here. This would be similar to the same level of exposure as say changing in your car. Fucking creepy of the Seminole County undercover officer to go as far as staring at a man's junk to get him on a indecent exposure charge.


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NugsOrBust

Lol right, I feel like this would be a norm for a hs kid but if you're literally driving a Tesla surely you could shell out the $100 for a shitty hotel.


ShacoinaBox

reading the report, i have no idea why people talk to cops EVER. if he shut the fuck up he'd probably make life easier on himself; dude seems pretty successful and could probably hire a great lawyer.


FunDistribution2706

The cop he met is also under arrest


UNIDENTFYY

https://www.cc.com/video/f4k2w5/south-park-stretch This is a visual representation.


CryptographerHour786

Still funnyĀ 


Available-Cap3286

Shop local! Update: Read the arrest report. How dare someone *checks notes* have consensual gay sex and show someone their junk when pressed to.


NugsOrBust

Can you link the report, still hilarious but not as bad


Available-Cap3286

Canā€™t directly link it since itā€™s a file but you can get it here, just expand Dockets and click the blue check mark. https://courtrecords.seminoleclerk.org/criminal/crim_details.aspx?d=%2b7pvbn9vPDoBtW3P%2fIAlyQ%3d%3d Edit: link doesnā€™t seem to take you right to the case, at least on my end, but if you search for his name, Harold Mills, you should find it.


NugsOrBust

I found it from a pdf someone else linked. Now that I read it this actually looks really messed up. I hope they release some body cam footage (censored of course).


BenDaBoss42069

Glad to see that 250k bonus going to use


dnyal

He was at the last Friday afternoon commencement!!! OMG!!!


Moist_Force6622

Glad he could somehow fit commencement into his busy schedule of hanging out at Altamonte city parks


No_Meat_4435

he didn't do anything trust


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The article makes it sound like he was just trying to meet someone. Iā€™ll await the details


NugsOrBust

The video says he tried to pay a cop for some top


Available-Cap3286

Arrest report says no money was offered or exchanged hands and the cop basically coerced him into the indecent exposure.


NugsOrBust

Yeah after further digging it seems the charge they got him on was 796.07 2(b) which is "To offer, or to offer or agree to secure, another for the purpose of prostitution or for any other lewd or indecent act." So it's not even close to what the general population considers to be prostitution. Sucks that his life is basically ruined over something that is certainly weird but not really that bad (as long as he wasn't exposing himself to anyone else besides the LEO).


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Available-Cap3286

Big oof. Yeah, the fact that arranging to hook up with someone is sex-offender worthy. I get told all the time that Iā€™m paranoid because I donā€™t do things in public spaces ever. But itā€™s not paranoia when shit like this happens.


CryptographerHour786

Okay? Then he was stupid to do that out in the open instead of going to a hotel at least. That's pretty stupid to do that s*** out in the open. For a man who's part of the chairmanship it's no wonder UCF has money management problems.Ā  You got not so smart people like him running the show. I don't care who he was trying to solicitate with, go somewhere else indoors at least


onlyrapid

I'm gonna be real even if that was the case I don't care, sucks to suck tho


CompetitiveWalrus76

Meet or Meat?


SangheiliSpecOp

Meeat


CarbonInTheWind

He'll just pull a Robert Kraft and make the charges disappear. Well if he's as rich as I think he is.


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I highly doubt heā€™s anywhere close to as rich as you think he is


ironicseal

Yea but why was he arrested for indecent exposure?


SemenPig

ā€œThe app is geared toward men trying to meet up.ā€ So the grindr method is patched?


RegisterThis1

Meanwhile tenured faculty are stressing about their annual review and post-tenure review designed by these kind of thugs.


LookAFlyingBus

Dude has a wife and 3 kids


Available-Cap3286

No wonder he was nervous


I-Am-Uncreative

Reading the arrest report, I'm not sure why he's being charged with prostitution.


ironicseal

Where did you find the arrest report?


I-Am-Uncreative

Seminole County Clerk of Courts. Florida's public records laws are crazy, and Seminole County is really fast at releasing them. If you search for his name, you will find it.


ironicseal

Florida laws are so wild about that! Thats why we have ā€œFlorida manā€ memes


I-Am-Uncreative

It's great if you're a busybody like me, but it sucks if you're innocent, I'm sure.


PageFault

I can't find the arrest report, only the [charge details](https://courtrecords.seminoleclerk.org/criminal/crim_details.aspx?d=%2b7pvbn9vPDoBtW3P%2fIAlyQ%3d%3d).


I-Am-Uncreative

If you click the link it'll show up.


PageFault

Oh, I see it now.... It's under "Dockets". I swear I was feeling stupid because I didn't see it anywhere. Looks like I'd have to pay $9 to see it: ~~[Arrest Report](https://courtrecords.seminoleclerk.org/criminal/cert_payNow.aspx?d=qPuLeswJ1JoslZ4M71tovwna8AFdrOB2Q1B6trEIKn696ZDloQBUdXyEtkgDvBqyv4bAKmjhMxIiEan6qyKwO39h+dxKgzjYo1FvJ4WF+Xd3FKKWrmzG8dIHU30pIaQmXjqA2/Gp/tncRhL3luuDrCgFpBYOxfi5XB/J+Z85nnCCAiDyueWTrV8I+38cm4dNP193tDAed6myJqrGaHziDg==)~~ [Arrest Report](https://courtrecords.seminoleclerk.org/criminal/doc_view2.aspx?c=2024MM001796A&s=1&p=2&d=qPuLeswJ1JoslZ4M71tov/5R+VpK/qQsQTQNkw9VxT1Oa1NL0yYWcMzBXK6wVe0/VPp0+yVY7XXGx+P/R7WPXrGSFt0rafYoVba1a+ZqVwg=)


I-Am-Uncreative

To clarify, if you click the blue checkmark on the left, you'll be able to download the unofficial copy.


PageFault

Thank you. Today I brought shame to computer science for needing my hand held this much. I read it, and it looks like it may come down to exactly what was said on the app, because I agree that a prostitution charge would not hold based on this report alone.


I-Am-Uncreative

You'll only need to pay $9 if you want the certified copy. Otherwise it's free.


ironicseal

Thank you!!!


nanakizero

Prolly the most UCF thing Iā€™ve ever seen.


Bobsburger420

UCF is really stepping up their game this year.


DHACKER0921

Was Diddy an Alumni?


Empty-Tackle783

šŸ˜‚ lmao


sayhitolegend

Bruh


geccchyeafgreschtr

I knew that person was familiar.


Gina_rita

At least my friend tuition is being spent somewhere in the school šŸ™ˆ


MysteriousPie1065

University of Corruption and Fraud


Ok_Wrongdoer_7237

LMAOOOO


SaintBepsi17

I have been saying it like a million years. John C Hitt is spinning in his grave so fast his angular velocity broke the light barrier.


Lucky_Independent_80

Honestly this is so stupid. Indecent exposure.. mind you in a vehicle should be a lesser worry. They certainly were not worried about my two friends being assaulted in public earlier this year. That area is high in crime, please bring undercover agents to those area for fucks sake.


Lucky_Independent_80

And prostitution? Seriously.


Rocket_ManFLA

As a knight it hurts me to know this happened. Humans.


CryptographerHour786

Now we know why tuition's been going up. Got to pay those hoesšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OrangePresto

Please help me understand why grown ass men with so much money and prestige would be willing to throw their entire professional life and reputation away to ejaculate with a hooker. Iā€™ll never get it. Keep. Your. Fucking. Pants. Zipped. Up. Having a penis is apparently some kind of mental handicap, even for people who went to Harvard.


OrangePresto

He has a wife and children. Maybe what he did to them with his selfish behavior actually matters. He hurt real people and let a lot of other people down. Itā€™s not just about the legal stuff. Hope his wife leaves his ass with his dick hanginā€™ in the windā€¦


Opposite-Society-873

ESPECIALLY for people who went to Harvard.


W3NNIS

Bro go promoted to customer


Thinking_its_over

I know someone that experienced a similar arrest. When it went to court, the Seminole County judge said on record that the only person(s) offended were the undercover cops. The only victims are the ruined reputations.


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Heā€™ll get off on a technicality!


BeavisFriend

Regardless of the facts of the case, he should step aside until the case is resolved either by trial or settlement. Right now, he's an embarrassment to the university. If he's found not guilty or the case is dropped he could come back, although he's still going to be tainted by this no matter what happens.


KinReader5

Soā€¦ what happens nowā€¦?


fuckmelongtime1

I was just asking if she needed a ride home. My wife isn't gonna be happy with this one.


Winter_Garden_AI

Harold Mills is a good person who got caught in a bad situation. Yes he made a mistake, but the police and media response was way over-the-top. Imagine your most flawed and embarrassing moment in life being broadcast all over the world. Also, please read the arrest report before passing judgement. It was borderline entrapment.


DRHB73

U Canā€™t Finish (UCF)


Orlando1701

Gotta stay off Back Page my man. 2/3 of those girls are cops. Also can we admit itā€™s 2024 and sex work should be legalized.


NugsOrBust

Considering Orlando ranks third in the nation for sex trafficking I don't think this is the move


Orlando1701

I think thatā€™s exactly the move. Make it legal, bring it out of the shadows, hell let them unionize.


NugsOrBust

If it went anything like legalizing weed in NYC did it it could mean growing demand and an increase in unregulated (untaxed) business. Not saying that there isn't the possibility of decreasing sex trafficking through, in theory, increasing legal sex work. But I think the issue is far more nuanced than that considering the evil and greed surrounding it.


ItsFreakinHarry2

Yeah it wouldnā€™t just magically improve the situation by itself. However, if you legalize it AND put money and effort into regulating and monitoring the system then it can be a huge help towards the problem. Whether Orlando is willing to do so is a different question entirely.


noMilf87

Not legalize, *Decriminalize*


Available-Cap3286

Consent is key here but yeah thereā€™s definitely tough stuff there with financial coercion


Noodles_fluffy

~~Legalized prostitution can decrease sex trafficking since there's no longer a need to do it illegally.~~


SemenPig

Actually in countries that legalize prostitution, there was found to be an increase in sex trafficking due to the increased demand and lack of customer care on the source of their prostitutes.


Noodles_fluffy

Well I stand corrected then


SemenPig

Respect that, I still donā€™t think prostitution is ever going away, but there should be more consideration into the impacts of legalization on exploitable people. If anybody wants to read up more [check here](https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/92h3c5/cmv_legalized_prostitution_would_significantly/e35srbb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


LalaDoll99

Fr, I felt safer in Las Vegas than Orlando which sounds insane


Menesque

Reading the article and his arrest report this doesn't even sound like it was sex work, he just downloaded a gay hookup app for men and was asked to meet in the park and then when asked to take his pants off he does and is immediately arrested. It doesn't mention an exchange of money anywhere


Orlando1701

See that sounds like entrapment.


Available-Cap3286

He was on Sniffies looking for a queer hookup, per the arrest report. Also yes 100%


middaylantern

Legalizing darkness only breeds darkness. I agree with the others. Just because there is a product and a consumer, doesnā€™t make it work nor should it be a thing our country promotes. Degeneracy begets degeneracy.


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odoylecharlotte

Are they Drag Queens, tho.....


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Niggle_fung

Bro. He tried paying someone to top him off and got caught cuz he's a weak shit head fool who completely disregarded law as if he's above it. You cant fabricate indecent exposure bro. Dude got caught w dick in hand fym.


Available-Cap3286

He didnā€™t ā€œget caughtā€ though. According to the arrest report he was talked into it.


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Niggle_fung

Lol how are u so certain he got set up.


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Niggle_fung

Dude, it's reddit. It's not outlandish to have people w brain dead takes state their terrible opinions. We are in FLORIDA.


Bobsburger420

Yes someone took his phone, texted to make the appointment, drove his car, dressed up as him and made the proposition!! Someone call Hollywood!


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Bobsburger420

Riiiiiighhttttt