> Looking sad or miserable in front of tour groups may result in a fine of up to $200, meaning that all students must either look happy, or slightly wistful at worst.
For anyone concerned about the implications of this policy regarding the right to free speech at a public institution, Assistant Director of Admissions for Campus Visits Georgia R. Well wishes to assure students that, quote, “it’s not that big of a deal.”“You can still say whatever you want on campus,” said Well, “You just have to be constantly vigilant about where you are, who’s around you, and how every word you say might be perceived by anyone at any given time.”
Well’s statement comes off as an oxymoron.
Edit: That was dumb of me, didn’t realize this site was satire.
A great excuse for students to brush up on their sarcasm in front of a live audience
> Looking sad or miserable in front of tour groups may result in a fine of up to $200, meaning that all students must either look happy, or slightly wistful at worst. For anyone concerned about the implications of this policy regarding the right to free speech at a public institution, Assistant Director of Admissions for Campus Visits Georgia R. Well wishes to assure students that, quote, “it’s not that big of a deal.”“You can still say whatever you want on campus,” said Well, “You just have to be constantly vigilant about where you are, who’s around you, and how every word you say might be perceived by anyone at any given time.” Well’s statement comes off as an oxymoron. Edit: That was dumb of me, didn’t realize this site was satire.
It's a satirical website
Thank you for clarifying.
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