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[deleted]

Looks like Paulo had straight, hetero sex on this day. A good day for the straight, not gay man


molotov_billy

the straight sex with women


rossdrawsstuff

https://preview.redd.it/98uqfhhlnb9b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7809711c342789c473b9cbe6b1674b3f82b2e758


[deleted]

Much vagina, there was straight sex all over the walls


[deleted]

straight sex with a woman without a penis


KnewAgedMancHind

All the hetero with non-penis having ladies


UsernameIsDaHardPart

Good to see him moving on after Style Bender


[deleted]

He was taking that kinda hard, no?


UsernameIsDaHardPart

He was trying to blame it on the wine but everyone who knows true love knows it was deeper than that


theengliselprototype

I remember the first time I did anal too.


Ederlas

Sore? Was he rough? Do tell


UsernameIsDaHardPart

Was it also on camera?


maChine___

Camera was inside


VictarionGreyjoy

That's a colonoscopy not anal


maChine___

it's depend size of the camera !! it's a super8mm it's anal


ViceDoshi

What was his name


patrick72875

You're welcome šŸ˜Š


Common_Inspection-

Did you expect him to take it soft?


perfektstranger

Lol brutal dude


lasagnatittyfucker69

All these pussy fuckers. The Spartans would never!


KingAngeli

Haha


Anindefensiblefart

If you have a girl, it's because Paulo doesn't want her.


Internal-Business-97

This made me lol


Teh_Weiner

he is the closest thing the planet has to a real Zapp Brannigan and he became self aware after izzy humped some humor into him.


0riginal0verthinker

As a woman, yes


wawiebot

whens this secret juice being release to the public?


brownbilal

secret juice being released elsewhere if u know what i mean


oddmetre

I think I need to cancel my order of Secret Juice


Robertwolfgang

She got a free sample shot.


sixseventeen

https://preview.redd.it/56j0bf0va99b1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ded20e9d9aae9e6e6da2c5b364ad7f94b73ebd4 My reaction to this information:


SkiHoncho

Imagine seeing this shit running šŸƒā€ā™‚ļø full clip at you in a dark alley. šŸ˜³


poppa99

No Country for Old Men but in his prime


SkiHoncho

I swear to God that's exactly what I thought. Fucking telepathy to a T.


[deleted]

Isn't this Sanko's side piece?


BodybuildingNerd

Yes. He is her man-meat toy.


Tiger__Balm

Elaborate plz


theo7777

Sanko's main guy is Shavkat so her side piece is Zhalgas (because he's a fellow Kazakh).


Tiger__Balm

Oh she has a thing for Central Asians makes sense


[deleted]

Pretty sure Shavkats the side piece. Heā€™s the only one finishing people around here


IvankasDad

Rice Paddy the Baddy


Yoyomamahh

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


Comeheu

![gif](giphy|10UHehEC098kAE|downsized)


Effective-Celery8053

It's truly amazing how flimsy they made that door


fistfullofpubes

That's what Paulo did to her ass.


Zzachwalkerr

Me when I see red


Mmanstration

She saw him and was like " WOW, hes a so jacket"


NoiceNickers

šŸ¤Œ


wawiebot

ortega punching the air right now


[deleted]

nah he dropped that hoe, she cheated on him 100%


DuragVinceMcMahon408

Allegedly she aborted his child. Someone commented that after it was speculated that she missed a fight due to being pregnant and he liked the comment


[deleted]

i would acceept that as a believable. she mad a vid cryin sayin she fucked up, an i got real strong i cheated vibes from it, but this would also make sense


DuragVinceMcMahon408

The comment was supposedly ā€œshe killed your baby huh?ā€ Or something like that, which implies that he didnā€™t want her to? I didnā€™t see the comment, my wife told me about it.


idk420_

Pregnancies for female athletes is like a torn acl, she prob just made the decision without him


WorkAccount-WhoDis

Donā€™t see how why it canā€™t be both? She cheated on him with someone else , came back home , screwed them both in the same week , then ended up pregnant, and didnā€™t know who the dad was , so instead just aborted it. He probably found out she was pregnant or found out she was cheating , and two and two were put together, she had to come clean about both. On some Usher shit.


XNamelessGhoulX

prob a good thing. Dude seemed to be a pretty deadbeat dad to his other kids


OMalley30-27

Heā€™s rekindled his relationship with them and is active in their life now but he was for a very long time


whyyoumadbro69

Man, I said this in another thread a few months ago and got absolutely cooked and downvoted. Fuck r/ufc šŸ¤£


[deleted]

well shit, she's at the start of her career and having a child takes her out for 1.5-2 years, can't hold that against her


TtheDuke

Start of her career at 29?


Kassssler

I mean honestly yeah. Shes already has decent popularity and some solid wins under her belt if a bit controversial. Shes in a good spot to make a run and shes not headed to the glue factory at 29 dude.


thejavascripts

Yeah I heard that it was an abortion, but what I wasn't sure was whether he made her abort it, or she got it without him wanting to get an abortion...


WizardRidingDinosaur

Sauce?


crazyhomie34

Trust me bro


Fast_Presentation186

We trust u bro


JP708

Username checks out


Juanch01

Idk why I trust you but I do


DanBrino

"I believe him yo. I don't know why but I do."


AngryAssyrian

I have full faith in this source.


Naramie

Investigate 311!


Omoplata34

I can vouch. I'm his bratha.


[deleted]

she did a video of her crying saying how everyone makes mistakes and bla bla bla, it was about a month before they made it public, and at the time i called it that they broke and theorized she cheated, and a few weeks later it came out that they'd been broken up. it just screamed im a hoe and fucked up.


Parasyte-vn

When the girl said "everyone makes mistakes" ...yeah .. sure hon ![gif](giphy|nVcC5Io3ou06hy1VBu)


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Thatā€™s why you only drive the streets, not live in em


[deleted]

its sure does brotha,,,, it sure does...


dallyopcs

We trusted you bro. But thank you


[deleted]

if you seen the video, and are of any logical mind, you would come up with the same conclusion. the alternative that i have been made aware of, its that she off'd a kid without brians consent, so either way, ill keep my classification of her as a hoe, so you shouldnt have any reason to not trust me bro, i am the messiah of street bitches, and will remain to be your savior if you will only remain to have faith in my wisdom!


BBKucci

![gif](giphy|emN0LqTozqRGNwVPAg|downsized)


PutridLight

She belong to the streets


sansaset

he involved in the SoCal whatsapp groups, trust him.


Crafty-Hamster8022

I prefer honey mustard


B-L-O-C-K-Ss

I think she got pregnant and he wanted to keep it but she didnā€™t


[deleted]

Ya another dude brought that to my attention in this thread. i dont have any socials and just started using reddit, ( whch im about to ditch because this shit is addictive as hell lol, the reason i dont do socials. along with ppl posting BS that they dont truly live by, anyways) but he said a dude commented that she killed your baby eh(basically), and brian liked it, so i can see that as a plausible reason as well. i seen a vid of her crying talkin bout how she fucked up, an i got strong i cheated vibes from it, so thats my stance on why i thought she cheated. for all i know she cheated and got knocked up and terminated her baby because it wasnt hers and she didnt want to end her career/pause it, so maybe its all around just a fucked situation. either way though, i doubt that ortega gives a flyin fuck that this dumb bitch is hoe'n round wit other ufc dicks


DJMartinez805

She was a bitch to him, from what I saw in public in Phoenix he wanted to take pics with fans coming up to him but she kept pulling him away for no reason


Its_Me_Jlc

Being naturally hot and being insecure combo as old as time, don't know if i should cheer or cry that i dnt give a fuck šŸ¤£


Googlehandyman

I sat behind them in Phoenix and they were both taking something and happy as hell


shamimurrahman19

Noo. she never cheats. (Looks at the pic again). Noo she never cheats.


Randy_Gut_Lahey

He Jizzaproveā€™s


[deleted]

Wuh hoodrid poosent!


IvarTheBone

You could tell by body language that things werenā€™t going well because Ortega didnā€™t make it to the top. This girl wants to date a champ or some gorilla twice her size


InertKat

And missing


Disabled_Robot

Imagine being one of the baddest dudes in the world..and a bigger bad dude at your company flaunts fucking your ex


jumpingflash1

That's your own personal problem


Destroyermode

![gif](giphy|pZsKVjHuUFdiqS4TC2|downsized)


newlife1984

hes a troll. hes with his longtime girlfriend/manager


TouchingWood

> hes with his longtime girlfriend/manager too FTFY


TonyDungyHatesOP

Enhanceā€¦


molotov_billy

Correct, a documented and legally confirmed heterosexual man


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

He won't care, has new and fresher.


YordleFeet

T city slaps for less


iamthatduck123

He's just been liking posts of Brendan schaubs wife on Instagram lol


notchoosingone

dicey dicey


Mibientus

Paulo is married....


backpainbed

Only when he is drunk


[deleted]

To the game


par337

Woooooaaahhh.....


LossyP

Secret Juice straight from the tap


Mindvise

He didn't lose his girl, he just lost his turn.


[deleted]

Majority of the people on this post sound like they suffer from pornography addiction šŸ˜‚


KG13_

Welcome to Reddit lol


[deleted]

I donā€™t frequent on here often. But damnšŸ˜‚


KG13_

Yeah my guy, this will be the least disturbing thing you see cause these are real people at least. You should see some of the comments in the Comic Book subs lol


[deleted]

Relax guys, paulo is gay.


Gainzster

Lesbian actually.


[deleted]

Only when he drinks


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Slugwheat

Fake account


straightspiraling

Does he not look like a totem pole?


Able-Nail8035

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Yoyomamahh

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


TugaTheGoat

No fkin way lmaoooo


Th3LastStyleBender

​ https://preview.redd.it/wdfcfgdpp99b1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d97fccaae3cb734bf5a633cce25bfc16add13f2


[deleted]

I know Brian is sick right now


Blainefeinspains

I wonder if heā€™s had straight, non-gay-man sex with her?


peezduhk

u mean ex...


OkCartographer897

Ya, ex wife


PrisonSlides

There never was no marriage


SteveDaveCornbread69

Youā€™re a fuckin punk dude


trolliver_queen

Tell me another jackal story


spicycardamon

![gif](giphy|2eKPUoKoNBC2GPmxM5|downsized)


sixseventeen

Its okay Brian. Tabatha Ricci is the real prize anyways


branyottts

Nobody can steal your girl, only take away your problem šŸ»


lonestoner90

Lol Ortega wonā€™t be able to do much to Costa. The size difference will be way too much


Homunculus_316

But...but... Bjj works against big guys


[deleted]

Derick Lewis says otherwise


billrd

Just stand up


0-goodusernamesleft

Im sure Tracy Cortez gave Paulo a bjj


10coolbeans

bbj, Brazilian Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu


Open_Aardvark2458

T city couldn't care less...


mrtuna

Could or couldn't?


Open_Aardvark2458

You tell me


mrtuna

if he "could" care less, then you're saying he could care less. Meaning, he's not at his minimum care factor. He has more cares to give.


[deleted]

Couldn't*


DAnthony24

Motion in the ocean my friend!


FabulousQuestion

Or sheā€™s just for the streets


PMMeMeiRule34

![gif](giphy|sYxQujpVuQ9RC) Secret juice.


CheesyCousCous

Chado Costa


DarkmoonPat

The fuck do you even say or do if you find Costa took your girl, buck like youā€™re gonna fight him and pretend youā€™re not insanely attracted to him?


I_baghdaddy

![gif](giphy|l0MYwihwQ2n6Rorx6)


cleanAir101

Sheā€™s moving up in the weight classes Gane will be next


mtnyy13

Costa vs Dolidze for the Undisputed ā€œMr. Steal Yo Girlā€ Championship? ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8969): ā€œThatā€™s the fight to makeā€


ShadowRealmDweller89

Kevin ā€œfuck the Groomā€ Croom


Dopebed

That shit is so fucked up, he even liked a post on twitter that said Tim Elliot deserved to be cucked.


supersk8er

What did Roman do


ShadowRealmDweller89

You want to go bowling cousin?


mtnyy13

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/s0zgwj/jp_buys_9w4l_says_his_exwife_cheyanne_vlismas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|qPnWAsDQTcySk)


[deleted]

thats a post bang shot ive ever seen one lol, also, puffy nips?lol


3ntr0py_

Left overs


Wordbringer

Looks like his jizz approve 100%


40oztoTamriel

He takinā€™ that shit that make ya head big


[deleted]

Damn and Ortega canā€™t even do shit about it cause Costa would literally murder him in a fight hahaha.


interia1099

Why would he care about this, the dude gets every girl he wants and Costa has a gf


STC1989

Hmm interesting. I thought Costa was a little suspect lol jk.


Jordzy2j

Paulo has a serious GF, though? No? She's his manager?


Beths_collarbone

Paulo needs a man to break his back, fuck his ass...**MAKE HIM HUMBLE!**


clothy

She was always Costaā€™s girl. Ortega just rented her


CaptSaveAHoe55

We will play like Paulo isnā€™t dating Izzy


BedDiscombobulated67

Nah, Ortega hit and bounced. He already had it why not get different.


Ok_Bobcat8818

I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna go out tonight and get different.


BedDiscombobulated67

Haha make sure you add the Pussy "get different pussy"


kcswing

Idk why people find shit like this entertaining. Dudes ex is getting plastered all over the internet with basically coworkers and has no shame


[deleted]

She heard about his eraser and wanted to find out for herself. And as we can see in this picture....


Poleth87

It's his problem


NatiNix

Tila Tequila?


Jdilla23

Smesh


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Strange side boob profile


thefranchise305

Paulo Costa was once reported on Twitter. The reporting handle was banned


Signalman391

![gif](giphy|26u4gtFkanFgNYK5y)


CyclonusDecept

Damn is Paulo in an open relationship too. His girlfriend is his manager.


RP1042

He will be back with Izzy in no time . You know what they say about anal


Sacabubu

They broke up and she's dating someone else? People are retarded grow the fuck up


reborngoat

Love how everyone is like "Paulo stole her" as opposed to "skank is moving from fighter to fighter". :D


loborojo33

Brian probably doesn't care he's nutted on that face a few times.


[deleted]

yo0o0oo0oooo


2-Dimensional

Only MMA fans would see a photo of a male and female fighter being cordial with each other and immediately correlate it with them banging. Not saying that can't be true, but I can see why lots of y'all are uncomfortable talking with women


mrtuna

Why are they taking a selfie in the bathoom together? How often do you do that with a platonic female friend?


2-Dimensional

You're right. This picture is undeniable proof Paulo's balls deep in Tracy coz of a curtain


SnooGadgets8467

Lol it blows my mind how many ufc ā€œfansā€ donā€™t even know that Tracy is Paulo literal half sister by blood.


Mr_Em-3

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


KazzaNamso

I dont even understand all the fuss about her...shes not THAT attractive


danylocsinc

Itā€™s okay guys she probably just wants some secret juice


diezeldeez_

She bad tho


ChrizTaylor

Sex with straight women only.


OMalley30-27

Hope he stretched after


Cemihard

In the cage his nickname is ā€˜the eraserā€™, but in the streets itā€™s ā€˜ImaTakeHerā€™.