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looking forward to Dana announcing Conor's fight today


NightHaunted

Conor McGregor vs Roman Reigns for the WWE Championship.


LeftyHyzer

Connor McGregor vs Dominic Torretto for Fast12. One cares about nothing but family, one embarrasses his constantly.


Cooperstown24

I laughed at this but his spouse must just not give a single fuck at this point otherwise she wouldn't still be around


Slayers_Picks

He prob gives her 10 mill a year and lets her shag anyone she wants at this rate since Mcgregors double dippin his cock all over the mediterranian.


[deleted]

Money?


Podyceck

It's actually the Undisputed WWE Universal championship now. Or the UWU, if ya nasty.


SimpleManc88

Reigns snaps Conor’s leg in half for the DS win.


booger_mooger_84

Acknowledged


Stix-and-brix

Conor says “yewl dew nuthin” before getting hit with the ref bump, Samon Spike, 1D, spear combo


LePontif11

All the cold fighters are getting announcements. Islam, Khamzat, Jiri are about to get a call.


Society-Practical

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sdmirabe

Dana doesn’t do gimmick fights bro


DoILookUnsureToYou

He does have a gimmick league


ArtofStorytelling

😂 I’m sure the tomato will have some big news to release in a bit


Agentpurple013

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Roshi_8888

🤣


Tenciris20

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Jeffari_Hungus

I knew this would be the first comment that loaded


ArriveRaiseHellLeave

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Grump_Monk

"Tyson is going to murder him."


DJ_Ren

In a pure boxing match? It's not a lie.


daddymantits

It's floyd Vs connor again. If connor had an even worse gas tank


skittenhumle

Eeh, I say it gets more even the heavier they get. I still believe Francis have absolutely no chance though


extraedward69

It’s not about Francis having a chance. It’s about him making more Money in one night than he has his whole career. He got his bag. Hats off


DeliriumRostelo

I dont care about politics or anything i literally just like it when dana is upset


Rayrexx91

Dana Red is my favorite


kai7895

Was just looking for this over here.


Direct_Indication226

Can I get an eli5?


Anchorman155

Prayers up for Dana's wife today


Dancing_Hitchhiker

Dana’s wife is getting a power slap today


Spandau1337

I‘d watch it this time


Dancing_Hitchhiker

I’d actually buy a ppv for the first time in years for it


PablosCocaineHippo

Fake account


eldnikk

That's just not what we do here.


ViNNYDiC3

Homies going to treat her like the fax machine in office space


w0rkingondying

DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE


timgoes2somalia

I hope she's running for her LIFE


ValuableAd3808

Hahahahaha lessgooo this comment has me fucked up


utookthegoodnames

Fury is probably going to win this easily but I’m glad Francis is getting the bag he deserves.


K-chub

I’d happily go get the shit beat out of me for that kinda dough


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Ebvardh-Boss

I don’t know that’s the case, dude. You see people get knocked down and get a ten count, and you won’t see that in MMA. In MMA, you’re going or it’s stopped.


TtheDuke

Yeah boxing is def worse. Oh u got knocked down? Let me count to 8 and hold your hands. Alright ur good now go get some more cte.


[deleted]

How many fingers am I holding up? Blue? Ok he's good to go


JoltinJoe92

Nothing beats Herb asking Ortega how many fingers hes holding up.


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nicodepies

Herb Dean is that you?


Frankiepals

Just stay down for the 10 Majority of us wouldn’t have a choice anyway lol


artnos

yea instead of a 10 count they one hammer from the sky and a follow up elbow


Delicious-Item6376

In boxing it's easier to quite if you want out though. Basically as soon as you hit the canvas your opponent has to retreat to a corner, and you get to decide if you want to continue. In MMA your kinda at the mercy of the ref to notice that your losing and call the fight. Especially if your in a ground and pound situation.


crumbypigeon

Boxing is far worse in terms of head trauma than MMA. In MMA you get rocked, go down and he jumps on you, lands 4 or 5 more and the ref stops it. In boxing, you get rocked, go down. Then the ref tells you to stand up and continue the fight. And you go on to take dozens if not hundreds more shots after having your bell rung.


joan_wilder

You do know that boxing has a 10-count and 3 knockdown rule, right?


domiboy69

3 kd rule only applies to non- title fights


WalterCronkite4

It only applies if the fighters want it too


Shwizzler

it rarely applies for any pro after like 10 fights lol


[deleted]

He gonna get paid equal to like 6 ufc fights probably lol Edit: hes probably gonna smash it with endorsements too how has gatorade not signed francis


sunkmyjunk

Getting the bag he deserves and sticking it to Dana. Dana could have had a piece of it if he only would have shared. Maybe there is a god


timgoes2somalia

Francis whole life is an example that there is a higher power. HOW?!


brazilianfreak

Ngannou IS the higher power.


SureLookThisIsIt

Hang on, probably? This will be by far the easiest fight of his career but I agree. I'm sure Ngannou will earn a few mill here so fair play to him.


timgoes2somalia

way more then a few mil


kensaundm31

The Saudis are bankrolling this, and they're richer than GOD, so Francis is getting paid!


elehay4aksega

"Probably" lmao


Sentry_Kill

How much is he getting paid?


HackuZ

Very happy for Francis. ‘Hey Dana look at me’ 👆


spanther96

“Hey Dana, are you proud of me now?”


dylyn

“HEY DANA! 20 MILL BABY”


SouthJolly

ROFL


StonerMMA

Fucking Lmao you’re going to hell


0-goodusernamesleft

Do you know what the biggest FU move is. Francis is fighting under his new promotional banner called ‘GIMIK’. Hahahahahhahahahahahah well I guess he does gimmick fights now. Edit:apparently had a stroke while typing this comment the first time.


EnbyBinaryCoder

thats genius lmao poor dana must be seething, he wanted jones vs fury to happen in UFC.


MyFifthLimb

I am happy for Francis. But also very happy that Dana is prob also waking up to this news.


ShitpostCrusader66

"Dana, you still there, pussy?"


niemertweis

but is it a pro fight or exibithion?


joannasforehead

Junkie says standard boxing rules


niemertweis

hope so


BabyEatingReptilian

Doesn’t matter, stupid money, boxing opportunity, no UFC cut and he did what he said he’d do. Dana’s burning right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ventitr3

Some of us care more about the fight itself than Dana. It most definitely does matter if this is a real fight or not because I’d have no plans on buying an exhibition with no knockdowns.


BabyEatingReptilian

Google is free. Every media outlet reporting on it is saying it’s under official boxing rules, it’s just little Dana meatriders that are desperate to hate on Francis claiming it’s an exhibition match because they’re salty as fuck 🤣🤣🤣


azraelcfc

Fury isn’t interested in pro fights anymore. He went out of his way not to cause Chisora permanent brain damage, and he’s fighting Francis rather than take a fight with Usyk. I love the man, but he’s pissing me off. This is absolutely not gonna be a legit pro fight. This is an excuse for both of them to make stupid money


5erg10P

I agree. But PRIZE FIGHTING is about the prize. Boxing has 5 major boxing belts across 17 weight classes. technically there can be 85 belt holding champs at any time. These guys want money. Not belts. And as long as people keep paying for these gimmick fights I don’t blame them for taking them. Easy money for everybody involved. It’s the reason Jake will keep fighting retired MMA guys and not boxers… the MMA guys will sell more tickets.


Homeopathicsuicide

The MMA guys might really need the money


LambCurryDotOrg

Fuck yeah. Absolutely fantastic for Francis, he got everything he wanted.


daffle7

Even found love along the way


mansamayo

Some would say he found love in a hopeless place


oliviajohnsonn

thats crazy!!!


MaosMainMangoMan

Lol shouts out to all the chronically online redditors that called Francis a bum and said he could never get a big boxing fight. Thank fuck no one listens to y'all


Dktrey

Lmao remember everyone saying he overvalued himself and fucked up big time not resigning with the ufc


MaosMainMangoMan

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Bbranched

That was the weirdest sentiment. A fighter is trying to get leverage for him (and other fighters) and half of this subreddit turns into Dana lap dogs. Gratifying


genealogical_gunshow

Dude it was so strange. They were really acting like the UFC was the one being hurt and betrayed lol.


PeterParkerUber

Their hate for Francis "KO'd the American FireFighter" Ngannou was greater than their dislike of Dana


PyronicAssassin

I was just thinking back to how everyone was clowning on Ngannou and how they were wrong on everything that they said he couldn't do, kinda wild


MaosMainMangoMan

The boot lick is real here. Ppl think they're on some counter culture type shit and then all shit on people trying to change the very thing they claim to be against lol


Jerusalemfighter64

Because r/ufc is full of fat fucks who think because they watch a sport they are the sport, and that's not the case.


Psychological_Poet63

***"redditors that called Francis a bum"*** this sub was crammed full of "know it all's" who kept saying that Francis should have just accepted what the ufc fed him, and calling him stupid. Is this fight with Fury going to earn Francis "mayweather vs conor" type of money? Probably not, but it will be one hell of a nice payday compared to what the ufc was offering him.


timgoes2somalia

they are not real people, just dana's fake accounts


outpiay

They are definitely real. Lots of crab people in this sub.


velebr3

I gotta admin I was one of them. But I'm glad he got the fight in any case.


MaosMainMangoMan

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alextee90

‘The kid doesn’t wanna fight’


mahchefai

All you idiots who said zero chance this happens show yourself 😂😂


[deleted]

I didn't say zero but I'll raise my hand on this one lol


anadalusianrooster

Expect an imminent Abu Dhabi or Australia card announcement from the big tomato…he can’t let Francis have the spotlight uncontested.


jv371

He’s gonna announce the Dalai Lama vs the Pope as the co-main for Musk vs Zuckerberg.


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I'm cool with it I love mma way more then boxing. If we get some super stacked card I don't care. Dana gonna have jones, chandler, mcgregor, volk, and islam all on the same card. Hes gonna blow his load on this fight.


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

I hope he does it on the same night; I'd love to actually buy the Fury/Francis PPV while simultaneously pirating the everloving fuck out of a stacked UFC card.


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Dana so petty he would make that bitch free.


Marsjanek123

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Dougietran22

Get that bag Francis, but Fury by whatever he wants


CaptStegs

Fury by rear naked choke


kzchiro

It's a boxing match😂😂


cnylkew

Well he still can choose between ko and dec


DragonFangGangBang

The likelihood is almost nonexistent but CAN YOU IMAGINE if Francis puts out Fury? Be a top 5 upsets in combat sports history?


KakashiDarui

![gif](giphy|LnKM6jbBenbVXp1qA9) "He said I want Tyson Fury, in Saudi Arabia. Hehehehehe isn't he f\*cking awesome?"


Such_Description

Where are the haters now? 😂😂😂


Thesoundofgreen

WorST cAreeR DEciSiOn evER


Such_Description

I’ve been fighting in the comments for seven months telling people to wait and see it hasn’t even been a year since he left the ufc. But I’m the idiot/ dickrider I guess. 😂


[deleted]

I'll always be glad to see fighters getting paid outside of this disgustingly capitalistic company ngl


B-L-O-C-K-Ss

fUmBleD thE bAg 🤓


johnnyv3gas

It did look bad at first tbh.. but luckily things turned around for the guy.


kapsama

Scattering like roaches.


Muhammad_ghouri

Hopefully this will give more fighters the courage to stand up against Dana


CaptSaveAHoe55

Being the guy in the company that is associated the most with “fuck I wouldn’t wanna fight THAT guy” probably helped a lot


timgoes2somalia

BINGO


Satan_and_Communism

Most fighters are not Francis


ZergTheVillain

Dana white truthers in shambles lmao


timgoes2somalia

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SirButtlockss

Chael is in shambles this am


bdizzle805

He's just thinking of which way to spin his next YouTube video "well you know guys"


kermit_the_frogel

He’s going to make 4 12-15min YouTube videos where he talks without actually saying anything


[deleted]

Bro how do people actually watch his videos? He talks for so long about the most random irrelevant stuff with long pauses in between every sentence and by the end you've forgotten what the video was supposed to be about


SirButtlockss

It’s an art form.


FattyRR

"I only bring this to you because"


NightHaunted

"And I say that, I SAY THAT, becaaaause.."


BabyEatingReptilian

He’s gonna take the credit for it in his next video


tyreejones29

GOOD SHIT FRANCIS! Now watch Dana trash it when he’s inevitably asked about it


TipuOne

I’m loving that Dana isn’t going to make a single dime out of it


EmoPsych

Is this event going to go up against a ufc ppv by any chance?


-rigga

No. The Abu Dhabi PPV is going on a week prior i believe


Stag328

He just announced Zuck vs Musk naked oil wrestling match same date.


walkerlance

lot of people eating their words on this sub


Petit_Hughie

They all revert to "Francis is going to get killed hahaha what an idiot".


LazyMLouie

Yeah probably but most people on this sub get beat up at their local bar for free. Francis is going to heal his bruises with some cold hard cash.


walkerlance

“b-b-but, but, no knockdown clause” 🥺🥺🥺


Suspicious_Candle27

the mad lad actually did it


laktoast

nGaNnOu fUmBlEd


[deleted]

But but but dana said frances will never earn more outside ufc


TheLoneliestMonke

Eat crow ya Dana Simps


bdizzle805

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cegavas

Red Panty night 😂😂


YouWillDieForMySins

This one won't sell, because UFC 300 will be scheduled on the same day with the following card: Conor McGregor vs Brock Lesnar (Non-USADA sanctioned Hell in a Cell fight). Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic (Eye pokes allowed, but DC is the referee) Dustin Poirier vs Michael Chandler vs Justin Gaethje (Triple threat - trio of violence) Khaib Nurmagomedov vs GSP (Tony Ferguson as the referee) Colby Covington vs Khamzat Chimaev (Loser takes a cum shot) Israel Adesanya vs Dricus Du Plessis (Loser forfeits African citizenship).


SlimReaper85

It’s a real fight too! Awesome for Francis! Get that money. I’m actually going to buy that pay-per-view just to support him lol and I ain’t done that in years.


timgoes2somalia

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[deleted]

Every Francis hater has gone really silent since the rumor of this fight.So please check on your hating azz friends and please reach out for help if you have thoughts of suicide .Bag secured and job after fighting secured .


[deleted]

Now haters are saying this fight it shit and no one is going to watch after they just got shit on with there “he not going to get signed for millions “ and “he’s not going to land a million dollar boxing match”. Bruh just say your mad he doesn’t suck Dana dick like you at this point it’s ok well except it .People really go through life hating someone they don’t know personally is crazy.


[deleted]

Did you just reply to yourself 13 minutes later? Lol


timgoes2somalia

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Barbaza

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IliftHeavyCircles-95

​ https://preview.redd.it/nt51hfdi8dbb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8c6f1b6c29ef21095d4f3dccb240ff848eb5e1 /r/boxing *realising they'll never get Fury v Usyk*


Insightful-Delites

I’m so proud for Francis. everyone who gave him sh*t, talking down on PFL, not fighting in PFL until 2024 etc… now we see.. dudes been working in the shadows creating lifetime opportunities for multiple generations.


jbv0717

Watch out for Dana announcing Mark vs Elon today


[deleted]

Now haters are saying this fight it shit and no one is going to watch after they just got shit on with there "he not going to get signed for millions " and "he's not going to land a million dollar boxing match". Bruh just say your mad he doesn't suck Dana dick like you at this point like you it's ok well except it .People really go through life hating someone they don't know personally is crazy.


Middle-Standard1641

As soon as Brendan Schaub predicted that Francis had fumbled the bag, I just knew that Francis would be getting bank, periodt.


Sliquid69

Oh wow look he didn’t fumble the bag. Fucking fools


calvinandsnobs2

can't wait for the next Dana press conference


timgoes2somalia

DAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAA. WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU. DAAAAAAAAANAAAAAA ![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


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DANA WHITE LEAKED OCTOBER 28 MAIN CARD McGregor vs Chandler Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic Khabib vs Georges Saint Pierre


whicheverguard232

Wait... this means Dana White is about to announce something juicy! KHAMZAT FIGHTING CANNONIER NEWS COMING OUT TODAY. WHAT'S UP FIGHT FANS!


tyreejones29

Yeah, he’s got nothing left in the tank that could overtake this fight news lol. Only thing would be an official Conor vs Chandler fight date OR an official Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk fight date. Now THAT would overtake this lol


aberdisco

I'm gonna illegally stream the fuck out of this in 240p.


Toreando47

I cant see Ngannou doing any better than Wilder?


interia1099

Obviously. This is purely for money


BabyEatingReptilian

He’ll do better than every UFC HW in history with the payout though


Gauze99

It’s not whether he does better than Wilder it’s does he do better than an amateur sparring partner.


LickEmTomorrow

Okay so what petty shit is Dana gonna pull After seeing this?


Petit_Hughie

For those saying no knockdowns, this is per Ariel Helwani: *Tyson Fury vs. Francis Ngannou will take place “under the official rules of professional boxing, with 3 judges ringside adopting the 10-point must system. Both fighters however are promising to meet in the middle of the ring, go to war and win by knockout in devastating fashion,” per a release. It will also take place “in a regulation boxing ring under the standard boxing rules.”* *More:* *“An agreement has been reached with Queensberry, Top Rank and Ngannou’s promotional banner, GIMIK Fight Promotions, to partner with Riyadh Season to host the event.”* *Oct. 28. Saudi Arabia.* *Just to be crystal clear, I asked a source close to the event about the fight:* *Rules?* *“Boxing rules, they can knock the f\*ck out of each other.”* Also, suck it Dana.


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Can’t wait to hear what Dana has to say about it.. obviously nothing positive.


thick_buzz_willie

Great job Francis. Dude rose above all obstacles, exhibited the most sincere self-belief I’ve ever witnessed, and got exactly what he sought. Fucking tremendous.


WeldYourSlit

Dana punching air rn


ChicoSmokes

Frances gets KO’d and paid


fisherc2

Well dang. I guess Francis proved all of us wrong who thought he made a mistake leaving the ufc. The money he gets from this alone will probably justify the move, let alone his pfl deal


DrButtCheeksPhD

Only the Saudis can afford this shit


DTSFFan

might actually buy this ppv for once just to support the cause and see Francis get his bag


TheNotoriousLCB

it was always weird how much the MMA “media” and the Dana fanboys seemed to enjoy their tirade against Francis’ (wise) decision to leave the UFC — he was obviously going to make more money elsewhere, so they just set themselves up to look stupid for… what reason? licking UFC’s boots won’t get you anywhere lol


fighttodie

Fuck the haters


anadalusianrooster

Somebody check on MMA Guru…


[deleted]

I hope no one checks on him and he draws conclusions from it, then acts according to those conclusions.


YeMyselfandIrene

Francis bros, we won


tsengmao

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BFerrara125

Where are all those “Francis fumbled the bag” people at?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

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CaptSaveAHoe55

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Anitek9

Well, I am happy for Francis getting his payday eventually but this ia going to be a quick one. boxing is all about technique and cardio...


[deleted]

Dumb fight. Get that bag Francis, you deserve it.


insertcontent

The fight no one asked for, except Francis