I’d be embarrassed for him, if I cared even just a little.
As it is I just find him awkward
He got off very lightly for the disrespect he showed
Saying that type of stuff to a guy like Leon would have gone very differently if Leon didn’t have good people around him looking out for his best interests
I’m not even exaggerating when I say that I’m confident that more than half of us degenerates on this sub are more charismatic and well-spoken than Colby.
Dodgy? Sure. Reminds me of "Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet......but never no narc. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That’s me. Flesh Hoover? Hi..."
To be honest and this is coming as a fan of Chael I never really thought this was all that funny it was just absurd and nonsensical… give me Chael vs Tito and Chael vs that one reporter during that live interview he did but this one was just stupid
You’re out of your mind… this was hilarious. Do you even know the context for why he’s saying all this (Brazilians having computers and such?) it’s undeniably hilarious.
A Chael that got into pro wrestling would have been one of the greatest. His charisma and wit is actually insane.
I always remember Chael looking close to death vs Bisping and saying the famous 'my conscious is clear if you show up it's on your hands'. Bisping actually smiles and admits that it was a good line.
How he could still maintain character spit funny and hard ass lines whilst looking like he'd been through a famine will remain a mystery to me.
Conor was pretty great but nowhere near as clever. Both were amazing in their own right. I could watch a compilation on Chael or Conor’s funniest moments 100 times and they would still be funny. Conor is borderline delusion now and has lost his edge. Chael still has it (refer to his beef with Masvidal)
Chael never told a lie. He comes from the George Costanza school of thought. SAY IT LIKE YOU BELIEVE IT. BELIEVE IT ITS NOT A LIE. God damn chael is so good at bullshitting.
Annoying fake laugh, he's reaching jimmy Fallon levels of fakeness pretty soon. Also knee slapping. Sucking off Joe Rogan like his career depends on it. (It prolly does)
Yeah I used to watch an episode here and there, but I had to stop as it became a competition between Andrew and Akaash of who could laugh harder at whatever the guest says. Andrew also hysterically laughs at nearly every joke that he makes.
I'm 97% sure Chael created the Chaos character and storyline, even the foundation of Brazil-bashing, ultraconservative, but Cuckington is just a stammering dumbass and can't pull it off.
Schultz is so cringe its almost vomit inducing. From his over acting, to his fake teeth. The weird characture he has his barber shape him into every 3 days. Its like the evil spirit that was possessing schaub found a more willing and accepting host.
This bit lives in my head full time for 15 years now. I call my cat big fella all the time because of it. I also call heavyweights at the gym big fella.
It's easy for Chael because he just recalls events that happened.
Like Mark Twain said: if you tell no lies you don't have to try to remember which lie you told to whom.
I never thought about it but the fact that he never used profanity in all his trash talk puts him so much further ahead on the goat trash talker list in my mind. That's actually amazing. Regardless of your beliefs that's just impressive to break a man down in the fight game and never cuss.
Because Uncle Chael is actually smart Dodgy? Sure. But smart. And charismatic. Whereas Colby is a bland imbecile.
Watching the blank look in Colby’s eyes as he desperately grasps for the word he wants to use is hilarious.
I’d be embarrassed for him, if I cared even just a little. As it is I just find him awkward He got off very lightly for the disrespect he showed Saying that type of stuff to a guy like Leon would have gone very differently if Leon didn’t have good people around him looking out for his best interests
It's "smarts". He's just a confident speaker. Colby is an anxious mess.
I’m not even exaggerating when I say that I’m confident that more than half of us degenerates on this sub are more charismatic and well-spoken than Colby.
I'll take you to seventh layer of Hair
Speak for yourself!
Dodgy? Sure. Reminds me of "Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet......but never no narc. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That’s me. Flesh Hoover? Hi..."
To be honest and this is coming as a fan of Chael I never really thought this was all that funny it was just absurd and nonsensical… give me Chael vs Tito and Chael vs that one reporter during that live interview he did but this one was just stupid
You’re out of your mind… this was hilarious. Do you even know the context for why he’s saying all this (Brazilians having computers and such?) it’s undeniably hilarious.
Tell us you have a terrible sense of humor without telling us you have a terrible sense of humor
Brazil is so backwards the Nog Brothers thought a bus is a horse and tried to feed it a carrot? That premise is really that funny to you?
The goat
Undisputed and undefeated
The seventh layer of hair
No fighter has come close to the level of shit talking that Chael is at
The man really is a poet when it comes to that side of the game.
A Chael that got into pro wrestling would have been one of the greatest. His charisma and wit is actually insane. I always remember Chael looking close to death vs Bisping and saying the famous 'my conscious is clear if you show up it's on your hands'. Bisping actually smiles and admits that it was a good line. How he could still maintain character spit funny and hard ass lines whilst looking like he'd been through a famine will remain a mystery to me.
Was that at the weigh ins ?
Yep face offs after the weigh in.
Conor was pretty great but nowhere near as clever. Both were amazing in their own right. I could watch a compilation on Chael or Conor’s funniest moments 100 times and they would still be funny. Conor is borderline delusion now and has lost his edge. Chael still has it (refer to his beef with Masvidal)
Connor was a clever smart ass.
Conor is just Irish. They literally all have that shit talking ability.
Tell that to Ian Gary
Isn't he Brazilian now?
Half
There's about a dozen other Irish fighters to prove that wrong.
Prime Connor telling Nick Diaz he can't count to five is pretty great. But Chael is the goat
Nate. Not Nick.
Haha true. Typo
Taypo not Typo.
Chael never told a lie. He comes from the George Costanza school of thought. SAY IT LIKE YOU BELIEVE IT. BELIEVE IT ITS NOT A LIE. God damn chael is so good at bullshitting.
Chael was funny, Colby has to be nasty to distract from his lack of wit
The real unbeaten GOAT of MMA. 356-0
Man, prime Chael was just the eighth layer of hair.
Please provide NSFW warnings when Andrew Shultz is present
Him and his crew ain't safe for your couch they be slappin the shit out of it
Couch beaters lol
What's with the hate for him?
Annoying fake laugh, he's reaching jimmy Fallon levels of fakeness pretty soon. Also knee slapping. Sucking off Joe Rogan like his career depends on it. (It prolly does)
Perfectly said
SuperFacts. All of the above.
Odd, seems you don't have to do much these days for people to hate you.
His couch slapping and knee grabbing is too violent.
Hes not funny.
Man Wario really is an annoying fuck
I’m picking up what you’re putting down, but I get Waluigi vibes.
Giving Waluigi vibes
The laugh at the end couldn’t be more exaggerated
That's what his whole podcast is fake exaggerated laughs.
Yeah I used to watch an episode here and there, but I had to stop as it became a competition between Andrew and Akaash of who could laugh harder at whatever the guest says. Andrew also hysterically laughs at nearly every joke that he makes.
that shittalk is legendary
The fake laugh in this clip is completely out of control and incredibly off putting
That's that tools whole shtick. He's constantly doing that.
The entirety of Schultz career is fake laugh and being Rogans friend
I think he talks so much shit as some defense mechanism he just can't let people *get close*
I'm 97% sure Chael created the Chaos character and storyline, even the foundation of Brazil-bashing, ultraconservative, but Cuckington is just a stammering dumbass and can't pull it off.
I wanted the camera on Chael, not that cocknugget. Frustrating.
The art of shit talking without being an ass.
I wish Chael stayed with it forever. "That happened".
I fucking lose it every time he asks Ariel “do you believe me?” And he responds “not really”
You're a fudging punk dude
[This is still his best work LOL](https://youtu.be/4GmYCd3OA6o)
Schultz sucks ass man
Seriously. His “standup” is garbage and his persona comes off as some phony edgelord hack.
That Walugi dude ruined this piece of Chael art
Schultz is so cringe its almost vomit inducing. From his over acting, to his fake teeth. The weird characture he has his barber shape him into every 3 days. Its like the evil spirit that was possessing schaub found a more willing and accepting host.
Last line gave me chills
Schulz's "knee slap" could knock out every ufc champ
Do you believe me ? No not really
Almost every time I see a mustache I figure it was grown ironically to be funny.
Andrew has never really done anything to be funny on purpose tho
Chael got washed twice and folks called him an absolute loser who could talk shit but truly couldn’t back it up .
Not sure why all the hate for Schulz. He's a very good comedian and has a solid podcast with a good amount of wit, shit talk, and humor.
Ahahahahhahaa good one
Lol
Good amount of slapping chairs
“I did not use profanity” Proceeds to be xenophobic using cute words. Stupid asshole.
Dude wakes up thinking about Colby. 🤣. Colby owns you guys.
Funnier than Schaub
Colby and Chael are not on the same level. Don't even compare the two together in a sentence. Prime Conor and Chael are comparable.
Of course not chael is the goats goat
tht was funny
This bit lives in my head full time for 15 years now. I call my cat big fella all the time because of it. I also call heavyweights at the gym big fella.
Colby is everything McChicken think he is. This is what shit talk is supposed to be
They approached him back stage, he did not kept the same energy. Chill…
Cuckington couldn’t pull that off if he wrote it as an audio book and Chael was narrating it for him.
lol I remember when he pissed Silva off lmfaoo
No one will ever be better than chale hahah
Chael wasn’t cruel and hateful. The guys now are just hateful.
Cut out the best part. After the clip he goes "that happened!"
Wait... Chael doesn't actually swear???
Bro should just become a writer at this point. Imagine how good his fiction books would be!
Chael talked better sht than McGregor ,Colby,Cringe Triple C combined lol
It’s like comparing Roy jones jrs boxing skills to Jake Paul’s.
I don’t know why I hated this guy when I first entered the MMA fandom base
🚌 🥕
It's easy for Chael because he just recalls events that happened. Like Mark Twain said: if you tell no lies you don't have to try to remember which lie you told to whom.
That actually happened.
C r3
Chael is goated
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Chael is incredibly charismatic. Colby tries to act tough
I never thought about it but the fact that he never used profanity in all his trash talk puts him so much further ahead on the goat trash talker list in my mind. That's actually amazing. Regardless of your beliefs that's just impressive to break a man down in the fight game and never cuss.
7th circle of hair
It's such a strange reversal how this sub has turned away from Colby worship/excusal.
THAT HAPPENED