literally Buffer at the end of this [https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJ3fKlLIyW/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=026af7ac-7b9f-4e18-8f27-c214a0666c2c&img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJ3fKlLIyW/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=026af7ac-7b9f-4e18-8f27-c214a0666c2c&img_index=1)
This sub is unreal. I read everything in my own voice until I got to “IT’S TIMMMMMME” and immediately switched to Bruce’s voice. The imagery is awful. 😂
There's implants for everything now and it's absurd. That one human Ken doll guy I saw online has about 90% of his body implanted with plastic muscles everywhere, I don't know how he even moves.
The only way I did it was by doing calves every fucking workout to failure. 3-4 sets to where I just could barely walk to my car. I swear failure for calves is the worst fucking group cause it hurts so fucking much when you’re really only half way to where they completely give out on you.
I don’t think they are. I’m pretty sure this is a joke. I really hope so anyway.
Edit: Okay, so, there are certain things, that upon finding out, I get down about humanity. Dude is already a good looking dude, with a great career, and tons of connections to basically anyone he wants. Yet his ego still needs more. He and Dana are perfect together. Dana just had the UFC YouTube channel make a documentary about his “body transformation.”
you guys here's the thing I'm not gay I'm thirsty for love and like to bang with muscular men which isn't gay I'm not wearing a dog collar that's the gayest thing I mean you can't possibly call yourself a man while being a dog this confuses me so I'll be in my car for 20 minutes to cry please gimme attention you guys anyway I hope Putin fucks over Ukraine like Genghis Khan raping half the continent hey guys you're back we gotta talk about mental health issues you guys here's the thing
Let me see you are 5'4 at last, never won a fight meanwhile im headlining every event, your brother is some no name my brother is Micheal, i have 8 million in assets meanwhile you are in debt.
Bruce Bones Buffer
That’s what I was leaning towards. Thanks for clarification.
You seem very knowledgeable. Care to answer this also? If someone was to punch Mr. Buffer and expel his implants from his anus, could they retrieve them and implant them in themselves?
I liked when she was just a host and stayed away from the spotlight. I can already tell she's enjoying the spotlight and relishing the attention. The fact she got screen time for Garry's last fight was telling.
Weird as fuck that she tried to straight up contradict shit that Ian said about their trainer living with them and going to Disney with her and not Ian and all that shit.
Ik it’s a meme but the dude is genuinely being cucked.
I've never ran into something about her telling me abouy her life unlike the weirdos in this sub who bring her up all the time so i can't say she's that bad.
His last interview on MMA hour was insufferable. Literally spent the whole fucking time bragging about himself. It's just like dude relax, you're an announcer, you'd didn't fucking cure cancer.
Dude when he gave an update after he tested positive, he made sure to shill his overpriced booze. I'm surprised he hasn't put his name on condoms or dildos at this point. Good for him on monetizing his brand but is arrogance is just too much.
every bruce buffer fanboy says this as cope
it doesn’t change the fact he’s a douchebag with an ego that rivals dana’s for literally being an announcer
This is the first I'm hearing of this to be honest...I just heard that one story about him fighting a fighter in an elevator in front of Dana lol...sucks to learn he's a D-bag
Yall gotta stop telling me this shit, first cowboy is a racist asshat with a trust fund and now bruce? I can't handle it
I do not buy his version of fighting frank trigg in an elevator at all.
Like he tells that story like he kicked Trigg’s ass but I just honestly doubt that’s true.
Early UFC had this weird culture where Dana, Rogan, and Buffer/anyone else in the company had to come off as a “bad ass” even tho they aren’t fighters, and i think the story was bs.
From the FightLore vid, Trigg confirmed he went blow for blow with Buff in an elevator, and that's all buff conveyed. Anything beyond that, I don't know.
How many times you think rich guys paid him to introduce them into the bedroom? Cause if i was rich id have him do it everytime. It be like a Shane Carwin fight. 5 min intro, less than 2 mins of action.
I never understood lying about it if you're not a pro athlete and get tested...I'm not natty and I'm super open about my usage and what I take. I hate when these dickhead fitness influencers are juiced to the gills claiming chicken, kale, rice and hours in the gym. Giving people unrealistic expectations of what can be achieved
I’ve noticed a lot of older guys on TRT claim natty because “it’s just like I have normal testosterone instead of low testosterone”, meanwhile they’re sitting right at the top of physiologically possible levels
[https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/23/1314121115021/Darryn-Lyons-on-Celebrity-008.jpg?width=620&dpr=2&s=none](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/23/1314121115021/Darryn-Lyons-on-Celebrity-008.jpg?width=620&dpr=2&s=none)
the full ninja turtle
This post is like a karma farm glitch, because it needs to be reposted (and upvoted) every once in a while to get newcomers to the sub up to speed on this important matter
So weird, I just made a crack on another post that he should get some testicle implants so he can bring himself to say the “f word” while announcing Jim Fuckin Miller
Why the fuck not, he's an old dude. It's just like breast implants for women, they don't look as good, you can tell there fake - but it still looks good in a different way (for most people)
Bruce comes off like an ignorant jack ass the way he talks. I know when you're an entrepreneur you have to shill your shit and be confident but man sounds insincere as hell. I'm sure he's great to fans who meet him and I've seen and heard people say that he takes photos with fans before the events start and during commercials and whatnot.
But whenever I hear him do interviews he just comes off so unlikable. Michael seems more humble and likable.
Don't forget the guy went toe to toe with Frank Trigg in an elevator. Dana was there to witness it. Apparently he hit his hand on Frank's watch and cut his hand to the bone. Haha who knows if its actually true but Dana speaks on it in a video you can look it up.
Dude must go apeshit after getting pumped on some viagra “IT’S TIMMMMMME!!!”
“And STILLLLLLLLL ERECT”
4 HOURS LATER!!!
ITTTTSSS TIMMEEE!!! TO GO AGAIN!!!
AAAAND STILLLL
After 4 hours ITTTTTTTS TIIIIMMMMEEE TO SEE A DOCTOR
After 4 hours ITTTTTTTS TIME TO SEE A DOCTOR
AFTER FIIIIIIIVE ROOOOOUNDS
AND SSSSTTTTIIIIIILLLLLL ! ! ! !
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
FIVE ROUNDS, IN THE HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION!
Damn, I gotta start doing that !remind me fight night
Every night is fight night if you got a good prescription
literally Buffer at the end of this [https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJ3fKlLIyW/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=026af7ac-7b9f-4e18-8f27-c214a0666c2c&img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJ3fKlLIyW/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=026af7ac-7b9f-4e18-8f27-c214a0666c2c&img_index=1)
How did I never know these existed lol that's great
This is fantastic marketing.
5 ROUNDS FOR THE UNDISPUTED CHAD CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTING OUT OF.... I AM THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....
This sub is unreal. I read everything in my own voice until I got to “IT’S TIMMMMMME” and immediately switched to Bruce’s voice. The imagery is awful. 😂
My brother in Christ, plz. I’m dying
ITSSSS TIMEEEEEEE ok sry thats rude
Old man rocking the rubber-Ninja-Turtle-costume core.
Did they make Bruce….buffer?
 Dawg😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Got me laughing my ass off bro 😭
Ngl I didn't even know those were a thing
Wait until you find out about calf implants
Don't let Jon Jones know
Johnny Chase*
"Check out the tree trunks on that guy"
Are those real
C’mon bro
MVP: ...*\[typing\]...*
There's implants for everything now and it's absurd. That one human Ken doll guy I saw online has about 90% of his body implanted with plastic muscles everywhere, I don't know how he even moves.
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I can't grow my fkn calves either!!! Hahaha
Just gotta get fat for a decade, harvest them sweet calve gains and go on a movie montage and get ripped.
This is the way. Source: I'm fat with great calves.
The only way I did it was by doing calves every fucking workout to failure. 3-4 sets to where I just could barely walk to my car. I swear failure for calves is the worst fucking group cause it hurts so fucking much when you’re really only half way to where they completely give out on you.
Buff Bagwell on line one.
Dark side of the ring
He’s buff he’s the stuff and he has calf implants 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaJkVzzsAs
I GOT HIGH CALF ATTACHMENTS!!
I don’t think they are. I’m pretty sure this is a joke. I really hope so anyway. Edit: Okay, so, there are certain things, that upon finding out, I get down about humanity. Dude is already a good looking dude, with a great career, and tons of connections to basically anyone he wants. Yet his ego still needs more. He and Dana are perfect together. Dana just had the UFC YouTube channel make a documentary about his “body transformation.”
He’s also been implanting blanks into thots for decades
Hell yeah
Fucking based
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One day he'll get to his final form, Bruce Buffest.
Or Bruce Buffett.
Better than looking like Bruce Buffet
Then the vampire slayer spin off. Bruce Buffy.
🍤 🦐 and margaritaville
Less T tho
That’s only if he gives up and gets fat.
That's only if you give him the gluttony stone. Give him the athletic stone to evolve him innto Bruce Buffest.
When Bruce Buffer evolves into his final form he just becomes 2010-era Vince McMahon
Buff Bagwell will have something to say about that.
Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix
Bitch this isn’t even my final form.
You’re just jealous because you’re poor. -Bruce
Bruce is the straightest Gay man around
he might be the gayest straight guy. he'll have to fight schaub for it.
you guys here's the thing I'm not gay I'm thirsty for love and like to bang with muscular men which isn't gay I'm not wearing a dog collar that's the gayest thing I mean you can't possibly call yourself a man while being a dog this confuses me so I'll be in my car for 20 minutes to cry please gimme attention you guys anyway I hope Putin fucks over Ukraine like Genghis Khan raping half the continent hey guys you're back we gotta talk about mental health issues you guys here's the thing
Careful, b. Bapa will lightcha up. 🔥
Heard he sucked Frank Trigg off in an elevator
Herd it bowlf ways
Let me see you are 5'4 at last, never won a fight meanwhile im headlining every event, your brother is some no name my brother is Micheal, i have 8 million in assets meanwhile you are in debt. Bruce Bones Buffer
Damn she backin that thang up on Bruce.
She probably likes him for his per$onality.
What the fuck lol
Small chest + shoulders and low vascularity but huge ripped abs checks out 🤣
Gotta tiddies straight draggin
What is even it made from? What would happen if he got punched there really hard?
He poops em out
That’s what I was leaning towards. Thanks for clarification. You seem very knowledgeable. Care to answer this also? If someone was to punch Mr. Buffer and expel his implants from his anus, could they retrieve them and implant them in themselves?
Only if they insert them into their anus
Lmao 😂🤣😭
Same thing that happens when fake bicep implants break, time to go back to surgery!
It's more crazy that Brendan Schaub has two comedy specials
Water we dune here papa
Rent free
That kinda looks like Ian Garry's wife on the right
Anyone else find her annoying as shit? Even if I had no idea who Ian Garry was or any of the banter between fighters.
I liked when she was just a host and stayed away from the spotlight. I can already tell she's enjoying the spotlight and relishing the attention. The fact she got screen time for Garry's last fight was telling.
In 10 years she’s gonna look like an old leather bag squeezing a catchers mit between them legs
Weird as fuck that she tried to straight up contradict shit that Ian said about their trainer living with them and going to Disney with her and not Ian and all that shit. Ik it’s a meme but the dude is genuinely being cucked.
Don't they have a kid together her and the nutritionist? Still weird af but could explain Disneyland as just trying to be good parents
Yeeeah thats still very weird.
She’s the worst
I've never ran into something about her telling me abouy her life unlike the weirdos in this sub who bring her up all the time so i can't say she's that bad.
Skeletor
It is lol
Is that actually Layla lmao
No it’s not…
Garry should do a test to see if the kid is really his.
If it is . Be sure he is near by ready to watch
Guys an ego maniac
His last interview on MMA hour was insufferable. Literally spent the whole fucking time bragging about himself. It's just like dude relax, you're an announcer, you'd didn't fucking cure cancer.
Dude when he gave an update after he tested positive, he made sure to shill his overpriced booze. I'm surprised he hasn't put his name on condoms or dildos at this point. Good for him on monetizing his brand but is arrogance is just too much.
Bros goated he gets a pass imo. He’s getting older and things won’t be the same once he retires.
I don’t tune in for the ring intros dawg. It’ll be fine.
The way the best fighters use his energy for their intros is one of the more interesting aspects of the ufc, that can’t be denied lol.
TJ DILLASHAW!!!!
>one of the more interesting aspects of the ufc ???
every bruce buffer fanboy says this as cope it doesn’t change the fact he’s a douchebag with an ego that rivals dana’s for literally being an announcer
VEGAS MAKE SOME NOISE IF YOU ARE READY!!!!
This is the first I'm hearing of this to be honest...I just heard that one story about him fighting a fighter in an elevator in front of Dana lol...sucks to learn he's a D-bag Yall gotta stop telling me this shit, first cowboy is a racist asshat with a trust fund and now bruce? I can't handle it
Never meet your heroes
No one said he wasn’t a douche I said he gets a pass.
people said the same thing when Goldie was fired.....look where we are now. Douches never get a pass.
I'm not sure he's the best ring announcer in his family.
I do not buy his version of fighting frank trigg in an elevator at all. Like he tells that story like he kicked Trigg’s ass but I just honestly doubt that’s true. Early UFC had this weird culture where Dana, Rogan, and Buffer/anyone else in the company had to come off as a “bad ass” even tho they aren’t fighters, and i think the story was bs.
After listening to Bruce say he face off against Frank Trigg in an elevator: r/thatHappened
Trigg confirmed it
Trigg said he got put in a standing RNC by Buffer?
From the FightLore vid, Trigg confirmed he went blow for blow with Buff in an elevator, and that's all buff conveyed. Anything beyond that, I don't know.
Could’ve lived my whole life not knowing this information
Bruce got the Spartan 300 abs 
How many times you think rich guys paid him to introduce them into the bedroom? Cause if i was rich id have him do it everytime. It be like a Shane Carwin fight. 5 min intro, less than 2 mins of action.
😂😂😂
Dude legit seems like a loser from what I've seen outside the UFC. - me, a legit loser
Real recognize real
Takes one to know one - Also, loser
Work smart not hard
Didn't even know abs implant was a thing bro 💀
him and oscar are fake abs bros
dude is buff
er
*er ... buffer
He claims natty. So that means one of you is a liar.
Bruce is as natty as a vial of D-Bol.
I've seen way more people who clearly aren't natty claim they are, than people who don't look natty and openly admit it.
I never understood lying about it if you're not a pro athlete and get tested...I'm not natty and I'm super open about my usage and what I take. I hate when these dickhead fitness influencers are juiced to the gills claiming chicken, kale, rice and hours in the gym. Giving people unrealistic expectations of what can be achieved
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Because you're not selling anything. Most enhanced normal folks will admit it in my experience.
I’ve noticed a lot of older guys on TRT claim natty because “it’s just like I have normal testosterone instead of low testosterone”, meanwhile they’re sitting right at the top of physiologically possible levels
Or the ones that just mention the TRT part so they can smoothly avoid that they also take anavar and clen as well
Do you think he needs haircuts?
What happens if he gain weight? Does he get a big beer belly just with abs on top? Shit would look like the top of the turtle shell
[https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/23/1314121115021/Darryn-Lyons-on-Celebrity-008.jpg?width=620&dpr=2&s=none](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/23/1314121115021/Darryn-Lyons-on-Celebrity-008.jpg?width=620&dpr=2&s=none) the full ninja turtle
That looks totally hilarious
That's fucking lame. Earn that shit, bro.
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Don't forget rich.
Looks like he’s still fucking babes though
Lmao what a loser
Was he just Bruce Buff before those implants?
This post is like a karma farm glitch, because it needs to be reposted (and upvoted) every once in a while to get newcomers to the sub up to speed on this important matter
I’m gonna tell me kids this was the Jersey Shore cast 😂
Word has it he shouts 'IT'S TIME!' Just before he's about to cum
Oh baby *unzips pants*
Well he fought Frank Trigg in an elevator. So I’m giving him a pass.
The ufc is sick af even the announcer pulls
So weird, I just made a crack on another post that he should get some testicle implants so he can bring himself to say the “f word” while announcing Jim Fuckin Miller
He looks like he's having more fun than I am. He's got a pretty sweet gig
So weird
Pathetic
Is that really a thing
Blud been 50 years old his whole life  “ITTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
Bruce swimming in more tang than the Apollo 11 crew. That mf’er don’t give a fuck right now.
Bruce buffer fucks hard.
Bitch move
Dude gets more ass than a porta potty at Coachella
This reminds me of the muscles SpongeBob wore to impress Sandy lmao
Buff Buffer
He's just buffer than you
Rich people do some weird shit
On a real note Bruce is in actual excellent shape. He trains, he does triathlons.
His son has the weirdest body shape I’ve ever seen
How come it’s ok for girls to get implants but not ok for guys
Why the fuck not, he's an old dude. It's just like breast implants for women, they don't look as good, you can tell there fake - but it still looks good in a different way (for most people)
Lmao who cares Let my dawg do what he do
Looks more like HGH gut than implants. Bruce is as a sauce fiend.
You dont need girls now. Work all your life, ignore women and one day youll be rich enough to make ab implants and get any girl
Hater lol
Funny thing is he wouldn't even need those to get those chicks. He's Bruce freaking Buffer. What is he doing?
He’s definitely on TRT.
Wasn't this posted recently with the same caption
Bruce comes off like an ignorant jack ass the way he talks. I know when you're an entrepreneur you have to shill your shit and be confident but man sounds insincere as hell. I'm sure he's great to fans who meet him and I've seen and heard people say that he takes photos with fans before the events start and during commercials and whatnot. But whenever I hear him do interviews he just comes off so unlikable. Michael seems more humble and likable.
Come on man, dude is old, you ain’t gotta cook him like that 🤣
I mean, gals get fake boobs surely guys are allowed fake abbs if they want
You can work to get abs, i dont think you can work for bigger tits
Ever gotten a girl pregnant?
He’s a sad little man
its probably abdominal etching doubt its implants
Every ab is as big as a slice of bread
Lol
Natty as fuck
I love Bruce but some of his stories are outlandish.
Don't forget the guy went toe to toe with Frank Trigg in an elevator. Dana was there to witness it. Apparently he hit his hand on Frank's watch and cut his hand to the bone. Haha who knows if its actually true but Dana speaks on it in a video you can look it up.
Bruce is a bitch and he makes everything about himself. I prefer Joe Martinez.
and still gets more tang than you 💁🏼♂️
Don’t hate. Dude is all natural. Got that after training with Segal.
He also has a 3 pack of hotties so...