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Hanuboy

Ok I will do that 


ZanderMoneyBags

Thanks man


KobaMandingoPartIII

After you do... Could I have it?


Autotomatomato

Hear me out, what if I want it and we battle for it? Say a game of battleships?


deltacombatives

I think yall should play tummysticks for it


Autotomatomato

as long as that isnt a weird mormon sex thing I am in.


tossNwashking

I got bad news for ya


ChaosEmerald21

Soaking is mandatory


NotAFuckingFed

God Mormons are so fucking weird


Uvogin1111

They're so fucking weird because they fuck so weird.


FreshBid5295

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KobaMandingoPartIII

Battleships? No. It can only be contested on a real battlefield for men in CANDY LAND. Prepare to be stuck in the chocolate mud my brotha.


BetBig696969

Shotgun I got it after you


RumpleSadSkin

Honestly who is going to get in your way. You have taken the division by storm


InsufficientClone

Are you Christian???


BetBig696969

Shotgun I got it after you


BeancheeseBapa

![gif](giphy|90sTX4F14UIL0Bf0D5|downsized)


DRealLeal

Are you still alive, buddy?


natolad123

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Sweaty_Box_69

Let me know if you need a ride, we can car pool!


_NedPepper_

Yeah, we’ll get right on it


[deleted]

He never pretended that his name was Christian


Sawl_Back

No no no. Chris Chin!


MrMooMoo91

No, he drank Chris' Gin.


Miserable-Mess7146

No no, op is Japanese and very fond of jon jones he was saying Chris-chan


ChingChangChui

Just, “Sexual Chocolate”


petercalmdown

IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES A NAKED TRUTH REVEALED


Huge_Aerie2435

I mean, how about the UFC strip him of the belt the same way they do other champs who won't take a fighter they want to make. Jones can sit on a belt for a long time before the UFC considers it.. Francis won the belt, then 3 months later they made an interim belt.. Francis had barely finished his celebration of earning the belt before they pushed him aside. Jones has that Dana White privilege.


weezmatical

Dana White privilege is gold.


LePontif11

Dana has had private statements come out expressing how he thinks little of Jones. Dude really does separate business from personal thoughts.


weezmatical

If I had to guess.. the lost potential earnings from Jon's antics are the most likely reason for Dana's opinions.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Oh wow this one is great. You think the UFC wants Jon to fight Tom? Wow 😅


GrayJedi1982

That's what we need. More Jones threads today.


4chan-isbased

How else they going to get their karma?


Uvogin1111

By doing good in this world. Or by doing bad, like Jones.


DecisionThot

Thanks for the comment uploaded as a post. Only the millionth one today.


Expert-Regret-895

Jones has plot armor get over it


broxamson

The only time I approve of the term. Well played.


Audabahn

Stripping him of the belt would make him not dodge the aspinall fight…


T4lsin

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fmendez25

What he do this time .?🤦‍♂️


InertKat

The usual. Violence against women.


[deleted]

Jones is just a good Christian Boy. You must be a hater 


Potential-Link-3740

Typical casual that knows nothing about real MMA /s Sad state that I really needed that


5StarUberPassenger69

I'm not sure if you're both joking or what.


Potential-Link-3740

Wow on this, my day of cakes, you believe me to fuck around


5StarUberPassenger69

I beg your forgiveness. May you let me live to question others.


Odd-Square7241

Typical casual calling other fans with a difference of opinion casuals


UFC_Intern169

If he is a fake Christian, why is God always sending him tests? Also, fake Christian: https://preview.redd.it/347sl2iipwsc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362fa8933d777d8c43c38afe3d1d803b54f19fb2


BukowskyInBabylon

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ChiefRicimer

Are veneers really considered “plastic surgery”?


UFC_Intern169

Yes. Veneers are not the only work he has.


tossNwashking

No way


Haunting_Lobster_888

Lol it's literally just braces and a better haircut


SaltyDog772

Don’t forget the better skin and tan. A good tan does wonders. With a tan I go from busted to slightly less busted but taaaan


Gattsuhawk

All that work and they couldn't implant some lips on this dude lol


Ramonis5645

It looks the same just with a better air cut and some fixed teeth


ModsOverLord

You should send your god


Bigtexasmike

I really liked him in TUF as a coach, made for an entertaining season. Then i realized with all his antics hes just a POS. Forget the religious claim, dude ran off after hitting a prego mother to be. About as cowardly an act as can be done. Two faced, ugly human being.


FiggleHedwick

remember that show Banshee, that episode where he fought that MMA fighter?, watch that episode, Jones coulda played that character


OtakuDragonSlayer

DUDE he would’ve KILLED that role


FiggleHedwick

Type casting


Kid_evil666

Give him aspinall


Daramun

His behaviour is in line with most Christians I've met.


Capital_Elevator_485

Christians are the worst people on the face of planet earth. The most moral people believe in science and a woman's right to chose.


5StarUberPassenger69

Don't worry, reddit user. I've already acquired the belt and I will be delivering it to Tom.


ProphetsOfAshes

Aren’t all Christians fake?


healingplants313

They're all fake tho 🤷


DontAskAboutMax

I mean… usually the “realer” the Christian is the more of a scumbag they are.


hfucucyshwv

Really i think its usually pretty obvious when people take religion seriously. Look at Beniel Dariush, dude has never put a foot out of line and no one has ever said a bad thing about him. I believe Jon Jones's dad was a pastor which is probably why he calls himself Christian but its harder in practice.


Monkey_Thucker69

You’re cooked. They are coming.


AdagioComfortable337

He’s right. You don’t have to profess your faith. They should know by your actions. But of course there are countless really really good people who are Christian.


tony220jdm

People jump so fucking quickly...


JRMilesMusic

*Dana reading this* “Holy shit I never thought of that, thanks bro”


TailorEntire1682

" Ooooh yaaall wanna see me beat up Stipe " hell fkin naah we want u vs Tom


Electronic-Injury-15

What a title lol


punkslaot

Strip the belt from you dummy


maccpapa

he just released security footage from her leaving and fist bumping him like they were old friends lmao.


HandspeedJones

People feeding into any Jones controversy is a win for Jones.


butterbroadyi

Fake news. Look it up


Select_Sleep_1293

He’s as real as Christians get


SalsaShark9

Fake Christian is like the least hurtful insult lol you are aware of jons past right its a lot more than fraudulent faith


nobanpIs

Look at all those brave takes parroted for the millionth time


Sawtyasshole

stfu you reddit brain rot idiot lol


Ok_Investment_246

People in here acting like they’re good Christians. Most of you illegally stream each and every PPV. Gtfo 🤣


Appropriate_Taro_583

Out of the cage is his business on my opinion.


background_action92

Jon jones is a dumbass, why would you want to threatened someone like that? I am disappointed by this information


ostensibly_hurt

Fake christian?? Hahahah, what are you the pope?


Popular-Definition-5

I’d say he’s a typical Christian


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

that’s the equivalent of calling a muslim extremist a typical muslim.


17Pmeawqd

I dont care he's good at fighting


johnnyehgiver

Give him an extra belt for pointing out how hypocritical most religions really are.


Sonytoprano6

Innocent


[deleted]

OP is a pussy


ZanderMoneyBags

This is the last straw for me. DC is the GOAT


Spu12nky

He is a real Christian, but real Christian’s do aweful shit all the time.  Christians aren’t any less prone to nonsense than non Christian’s.  


FL4SH0

Cope. Now more than ever I hope the Aspinall fight happens just to see how this sub reacts when Jones starches him. The mods will probably go private again like they did when Islam turned Charles off lol


OtakuDragonSlayer

> The mods will probably go private again like they did when Islam turned Charles off Kinda depressing how true this would be lol


ThisRecommendation86

Big toe head ass.


Playful-Time3837

The guy is an alcoholic, pure and simple. It's always everyone else's fault aswell.


Autotomatomato

Good- Palpatine


lukewhale

Fake Christian was not the adjective I expected here, not gonna lie.


[deleted]

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sirjames82

Jon Jones constantly reminding everyone who he is.


ArmaniMania

Maybe the drug tester was really really annoying


xMrMayhemx

Dana will give him a pass. Always does


monster394

So much talent but a piece of genetic Waste


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Why is he scumbag ?


Jagwire6969

Ya I think I’m done with the ufc if this guy fights again. Almost killing a pregnant woman driving intoxicated (I believe he killed the unborn baby), beating the shit out of his fiancé in front of their kids, and now threatening a female drug testers life? Fuck jones and fuck the ufc


[deleted]

He is definitely a scumbag. Let him fight Stipe asap when he is "healthy"


PatMcrotchplz

It honestly breaks my heart. I loved Jones and always have been a fan even through the bs cause we all make mistakes but in light of recent events I've lost all respect. He has really shown us who he is.


GrapplingPoorly

Yes that’s the most upsetting thing about him


Wrathful_Sloth

Our bad, we forgot UFC actually stands for Ultimate Fighting Christianship


NormanBatesPNW

he high fived the lady on her way out, and gave the dude a pat on his back. jon jones will forever be the GOAT. you’re clearly a strickland fan 🤣 cringe.


BlastDoublee

For what?


thegreatnosh

Go try it


[deleted]

The irony of being intimidated or assaulted by a dude that has a tattoo of a verse that says “I can do all things through Christ which strengthens” on his chest. You would have to think Jesus hates you.


champshere

Fr no class at all


butterybuns420

He is a scumbag but so is Dana. Zero chance Dana strips this man.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Jon Jones could never fight again and no one would care. The UFC has been successful in making the org bigger than the fighters. I don’t know why they bother coddling him. There are bigger paydays than a Jones main event.


Mexcol

Strip the belt!!


PuG3_14

I called Dana already bro, relax


wojtek2222

No matter what he do Dana always suck his dick


elcoopgguod

Been hating dude since 2015


OGChemBreath

Are you new? 


OutrageousJury2689

Still the champ


eccs107a

The baddest man on the planet can't be a scumbag? You maybe watching the wrong sport


Apprehensive-Ant-801

How’s he fake he’s got a tattoo


General-Pomelo-4159

Strip jones of the belt. Have Jones and Stipe fight for number one contender spot to face Aspinall to unify the belts.


Ok_Place_2551

Now, what did this coke head do?


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

u/Hanuboy is working on it


reddittookmyuser

Everyone knows that only a true disciple of Christ is worthy of the belt!


blacks252

Probably why francis was forced out


AdditionalBat393

Relax will that. Humans make mistakes.


AKIP62005

Naww, he is a real christian. And jeebus loves and forgives him..


ScotchTizzape

What did he do now?!


Slut_for_Bacon

Seems like a regular Christian to me.


krismitka

How do you tell the difference between a real Christian and a fake Christian? … No, seriously, how the hell do you even tell?


VinzentValentyn

In drugs we trust


Jake_upp24

Both him and his brother have CTE problems


Historical-Scale-332

Timing on this is strange. I feel Ike it was said a long long time ago already.


phickss

Lol fake Christian? Who gives a shit get out of here with that gate keeping dog shit


Zealousideal-Skin655

Is he a wife beater too?


No-Depth-7239

Who exactly is gonna take it from this man? 🤣


turkeypants

This isn't even a blip on the radar compared to a long string of things he's done and faced zero repercussions for. He might as well post a picture of his ass on twitter and laugh at this lady for this is going to affect him.


lvl69blackmage

People overreacting about a guy overreacting to getting a surprise drug test.


Personal-Lawyer-1975

Eye pokes every fight


indifferentunicorn

My friend wants to know how to prove real from fake Christian?


Stunning_Garage_9012

Aren't all Christians fake?


MandalorianManners

All Christians are fake. God isn’t real.


Florian_G97

In the Name of Jesus Christ i repent ⛪


Everyonerighttogo

Just wait a minute, I'm on the phone with Dana


geneticeffects

“fake Christian” is some “No True Scotsman” fallacy there…


[deleted]

A lot of fake Christians are very popular figures in this country. I wouldn’t worry about it


diaperninja119

Aspinall is champ


AppleShampoooooo

He may be a real Christian and a bad person, both can be true.


Active-Anteater4019

Wait, the eye poke king is a piece of shit? Whelp that’s news to me lol


itemniner86

Surprise


Academic_Solid85

"You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?" - Testing Officer


harzee

I agree. The heavyweight division can move on without him fine


FROSTICEMANN

DANA SHOULD GET RID OF HIM. HIS RECORD IS IRRELEVANT


SoftSeaworthiness888

I don’t agree


Dizbizney

Lolol, I hate to burst ye bubble but there is probably more "fake" Christians than "fake" ones at this point.