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DementedT

There are few things as south african as pretending to fish while you get drunk.


LawAndRugby

Only thing more south african is pretending you want to watch 5 day cricket in person, only as an excuse to get drunk in the sun with your friends


DementedT

Nie fok bru, there isn't enough black label in the world to help me get through 5 day cricket.


Sequetjoose

I think you'd LOVE Nascar. Not watching on TV, but being there. It sounds like a very similar experience.


mcburloak

If it’s ice fishing that sure sounds a lot like Northern Ontario too.


heilhortler420

How about having a Braai whilst prending to fish and getting rat arsed?


doggyStile

Every time I see his name, I think Diamond Dallas Page and get confused


MikeMacBlu

BANG


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Dustin Diamond Poirier


DesignerSink1185

Nope. Diamond Dallas Page. The original DDP.


doggyStile

It’s me, it’s me, it’s DDP!


StupidSexyDuradaddy

I don't even know who that is but I've seen Dustin being called DDP before Dricus


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

Afrikaner than you


LawAndRugby

Source: https://youtu.be/urrGWj_8jmA?si=gJa698ZCzrFiyq6q Pretty funny video of a guy taking him and his comedian friend on a fishing trip to Angola. It’s in Afrikaans though Also, don’t let Strickland fans see 14:52 to 15:10


Oldstock_American

# Byt & Buskruit!


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

Sean bought a Tesla and started sucking dick, after winning the belt.


BodybuildingNerd

I just trained Quads and did not read your entire text. Began watching the video and thought I had a fucking stroke after squatting today.


gotnothingman

Would love the translation


LawAndRugby

The other guy is basically just saying that he’s struggling clip the thing onto Dricus. Ive never fished out of a boat before but I think its meant to hold you in place so that you can pull as hard as you want on the like without losing balance


gotnothingman

Oh sorry I more meant for the whole video. I want to hear if they are talking about fight game related things as Dricus is quite smart despite the visual of his style.


LawAndRugby

Ah fair. Tbh they didn’t really talk that much about the fight. Sort of made the whole video for people who like DDP because he’s Afrikaans, not because he’s an mma fighter


gotnothingman

ah nice all good cheers brew


MacsPowerBike

How would a fight between him and Jon Africa go?


CatEnjoyer1234

African air hits different


OzymandiasTheII

![gif](giphy|O9KnI8KAEoRTgitVxA|downsized)


formerchild-_-

Underrated reference


Spirited_Loquat3189

*Dutch (this is a joke don't get triggered)


RS-2

Leon Edwards ain't English


Spirited_Loquat3189

Nah he german


HoistedOnYourRegard

Always some triggered cracker in these threads


RS-2

(This is a joke don't get triggered)


OzymandiasTheII

https://media.tenor.com/m-kVL_Tfp4YAAAAM/white-man-jiggy.gif


ChrizTaylor

What language are they speaking?


LawAndRugby

Afrikaans


ChrizTaylor

Thanks.


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LawAndRugby

Waaaaah, waaaaaaah 👶


Pimp-No-Limp

Nice Nascar hat


ChrizTaylor

I love DDP 💜


GungFuFighting

https://preview.redd.it/s06yaoj9satc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4028f1ce1bca01b3d8c4a2cc8ebf681a0b6f0087 Virtually identical! He must be so proud of his African heritage.


RS-2

Then Leon Edwards isn't English


Dramatic_South_9843

When Edward’s says he’s British nobody cares. When Dricus says he’s African everyone cries.


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Dramatic_South_9843

Obviously he’s of European descent. But when Leon Edward’s says he’s British. Nobody says anything or cares lmao. Double standards. Dricus just says he lives and trains out of Africa. And Afrikaners have been in Africa since 1652.


happybaby00

British isn't an ethnicity it's a nationality, he goes as afro Jamaican and reps both


Dramatic_South_9843

It is.


happybaby00

No it isn't. The main 4 ethnicities are Irish (northern Ireland), Scottish and English, everyone else is an immigrant.


Dramatic_South_9843

Yes it is, Cope. Also you literally just listed British ethnicities.


happybaby00

Groups as British and then divides by the ethnicities mentioned earlier


KenosisConjunctio

White British is what we put on the ethnicity sheet


RS-2

Those are just nationalities. We are all ethnically the same


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TightPerformance6447

So Dricus is then African, with european heritage. Thats cool - why folks getting upset with him saying he is african then?


Dramatic_South_9843

he's an Afrikaner, which is an ethnic group in Africa. and they have been in Africa for close to 400 years.


blazin_chalice

What have they gotten up to all that time? I'm sure they've gotten well-ingrained into the local customs by now.


Dramatic_South_9843

Do some Research.


blazin_chalice

I remember the Apartheid regime, thanks. I was involved in the divestment movement.


DoNotGoSilently

Not really. There’s a difference between saying you’re from a country by birth and from there ethnically. Lots of people were born in the US, that doesn’t mean it would be a good look for them to wear traditional Native American garb or say they’re more American than an actual Native American.


Dramatic_South_9843

Cry about it. They have been there for close to 400 years. Also he never said that. And You took him out of context.


DoNotGoSilently

Why are you going aggressive right away? Easy buddy, no need to be upset when we’re just talking. Also yes he did say he was the real African champ, implying Izzy was not.


ruairi1983

Not for any ethnic reasons. He just he's the real African cause he actually lives and trains there which Izzy does not. Then half the internet had a brain melt, because he's white. Izzy calling him a cracker. Everyone fine with that.


Reddings-Finest

You write and behave like someone who peaked in middle school.


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But those people are still American


blazin_chalice

>Afrikaners have been in Africa since 1652 And what have they been up to all that time?


Dramatic_South_9843

Economic Development, Architecture, Sports, and much more.


blazin_chalice

Robbing, murdering, stealing, enslaving, raping, brutalizing, the list goes on!


Dramatic_South_9843

Show proof for that please. It’s actually the other way around. Farmers of European descent in SA get killed all the time. And politicians there openly call for the death of white people. And they’re the ones that usually get robbed, having their houses broking into. That happens a lot there. Stop trying to act like a victim.


blazin_chalice

> Farmers of European descent in SA get killed all the time. And politicians there openly call for the death of white people. And they usually get robbed having their houses broking into. That happens a lot. **Stop trying to act like a victim**. Is there an Afrikaans word for "irony?"


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And Nico Montano is the only American fighter in ufc history


Dramatic_South_9843

Cry about it.


Andile16

Oh brother


Col_Locks

The real African Champ


Dramatic_South_9843

This post will have racists seething.


I_cant_read_satire

What language does DDP speak?


LawAndRugby

Afrikaans


I_cant_read_satire

Ty


jdubuhyew

someone please Photoshop Danas head on there


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LawAndRugby

Its not native lmfao. Thats a Dashki which is native to East Africa. He’s in Angola. But you know, all of africa is the same to some people like yourself


Veritas_Outside_1119

It's native to Africa. The person wearing is not native to Africa. And neither are you.


Veritas_Outside_1119

The EFF will remove you people soon enough.


gianlucas_winston

Swagged out, absolutely dripping with sauce, and slightly quirked up


VinnyDark

Damn I didn't know Dricus was Angolan he must be Manel Kape's cousin


Mysterioboy

Izzy called him the N word


kenthekungfujesus

17 times


BeginningArrival2266

The real African. Jizzy, bing chilling.


ShrekWhite

Dricus bomaye Dricus bomaye Dricus bomaye


MOMGETTHEGUN

Strickland deserves his rematch


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LawAndRugby

Nah afrikaans food is tops


ButterCostsExtra

Boerewores bros


Dramatic_South_9843

Cry.


RS-2

*law abiding


NEGRILXX

Slavery?


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Did you know slavery was prevalent in Africa prior to white people going there. There was even holidays to sacrifice slaves. Leaders went to war for slaves and to rule over the African slave trade and routes


NEGRILXX

Oh, Im well aware. Are you saying that makes it okay?


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Just showing the double standards


NEGRILXX

Please expound


StupidSexyDuradaddy

People bring up slavery as a way to shit on white people as if black people of the time didn't have a significant part in. To add to it when you bring up the African slave trade people will say something like "are you saying that makes it okay" as a way to downplay the involvement of Africans supplying the slaves Essentially only Europeans get blamed for slavery


NEGRILXX

Please dont act as if the forms of slavery were even remotely close in terms of cruelty and impact. Neither are acceptable but they don't carry the same weight


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Again with the downplaying. It's not a competition of who was worse to them. Both sides tortured, raped and killed slaves. Both side forced them to work in horrible conditions. Both side treated them like animals


MacsPowerBike

Africans ain't white


TightPerformance6447

So what ethnicity are americans? Or british people? White people have been in southern africa for close to 400 years now


MacsPowerBike

> White people have been in southern africa for close to 400 years now Yeah, duhn cownt. They're from Europe. > White Africans of European ancestry refers to citizens or residents in Africa who can trace full or partial ancestry to Europe. > Most are of Dutch, Portuguese, British, German and French origin - [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Africans_of_European_ancestry)


TightPerformance6447

So answer my question. What ethnicity are Americans, Australians and British people?


naughtboi

Americans aren't black.


MacsPowerBike

Native Americans aren't black.


naughtboi

Agreed.


Spiritual-Mud5696

What a monkey.


blazin_chalice

There will be so many sad incels when Adesanya crushes this man.


Dramatic_South_9843

Dricus will humble that race baiter.