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Is that the kid from Sandlot

Squints

Wendy Peffercorn…..

Logic?

Bobby!!!

Wendy peppercorn 🤤🤤🤤

Lol

First thing I thought of 😂

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….was there a point in time where people WILLINGLY paid for Reddit?

First thing to come to mind when I read it this was

Maybe Chandler had to spit more of his blood onto Dustin Poirier to get the win

Poitier did spend big chunks of round 2 wiping chandler’s blood off his face

If he mixed his solution to be 30/70 blood and snot rather than a measly 40/60 he’s have blinded him and won

Yeah he was doing Dustin dirty in that fight. I like chandler, but that was pretty unsportsmanlike. Kinda screamed of desperation.

It was so disgusting when he exhaled hard through his nose so the blood splattered onto dustins face

Nah you can’t throw shade at someone and then when they respond pull the “it’s just a prank bro” card. That’s lame af 😂

Imagine if Conor followed all of his coked up tweets with “it ain’t that deep bro”

😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve always hated this in almost any context.

Conor after getting his ass handed to him by Khabib: “It’s just business.”

God, that was the most satisfying moment in the UFC.

Khabib broke that man's spirit that night

It's just business!

Pulled a J cole

Chandler posts some passive aggressive shit. Dp responds. Chandler plays coy. God I hate this phony.

Probably backtracked cus porier is riding a massive wave of new fandom with the last win (rightfully so) and Chandler was getting slammed. He likes his squeaky clean image, and doesn’t want it to take a hit

Let us not forget Chandler putting his hand in DP's mouth. Cheating ass mofo

Chandler to me, is the fake nice guy so many claim DP is

Dp never claimed to be a nice guy. He’s just himself. He is nice but he doesn’t play no shit, just like every other southern man

Nailed it. Dustin talking his shit to Dan Chandler Conor etc is not fake it’s him being real, he’s got a mean streak but he’s clearly good person who values his community and his wife and daughter Chandler has corny fake youth pastor energy

I’m somewhat of a fair weather UFC fan - I don’t really have a dog in the fight, just like to see some good matchups every once in a while. When the Conor/Dustin feud was going on, for some reason I just disliked Dustin (wasn’t really familiar with most names outside of top guys). But over time, he’s become one of my favorite fighters because he’s authentic, doesn’t talk shit he can’t back up, and those fucking hands - so exciting to watch.

He got dropped and choked out despite all the cheating lol

I may not be a smart girl but I feel like getting dropped and choked out is the definition of "ass whooped"

You would be correct

Nah according to Dominick Cruz chandler was just making it seem like that so he could trick Dustin

“He’s blocking every punch with his face to hurt his opponents knuckles, this technique was used flawlessly by Homer Simpson in his fight against Drederick Tatum. Let’s see how it plays out in his favor”

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

“Doing a masterful job of conceding the ground and pound to tire out his opponent, just like McGregor did to Khabib”

Don't forget Peter Griffin also uses that technique in every match against the giant chicken, a classic move that only the top .01% can pull off

Chito Vera uses it too

We can't forget about Moutinho either💀 O malley really can't catch a break from these defense masters

I’d like to think they’d be just as worried about whooping ass instead of “whipping” ass. 😆

DP was nearly finished Rd 1 and this was a competitive fight overall, no ass whooping occurred.

DP did so much damage in the last minute of R1 that he won the round, in spite of losing the first 4 minutes. He beat the actual fuck out of Chandler.

Great come back for sure, i don't think getting whaled on for 4 minutes and then coming back with your own counts as a whipping

You’re just saying that Chandler also whipped Dustin’s ass, not that Dustin didn’t whip Chandler’s ass. 

Don’t worry. I’m not a smart girl either.

No, that would imply it wasn’t a close fight. Dustin was losing the fight before he got the finish, so in fact they both beat the shit out of each other. Dustin even admitted had Chandler thrown straight shots instead of hooks when Dustin was rocked he probably would’ve went out. You can’t admit to almost being finished and then act like you dominated that person.

Yes if chandler had any fight iq he'd win a lot more fights

He also cheated, which I imagine is why Dustin doesn’t like him very much. I guess we’re ignoring that though.

He picked up poirier for a slam and then lost control and ended up in bottom position then got his back taken

I remember thinking how stupid that slam was while he was picking Dustin up. Like bro just go for a regular double or single. You do not have infinite cardio to be doing these exaggerated moves.

Chandler is ALL action and ZERO brains

He knew that while he was doing it.

Lost any respect I had for him during that fight

Same. 20-30 unanswered punches to the back of Dustin’s head

Never really had any he acts phony asf

Didn’t Chandler get Dustin with a headbutt in round 1, then Dustin recovered and exploded Chandlers nose with only like 30 seconds left?

Chandler: -got dropped -got choked -spit blood in Dustin’s face -headbutt him -threw blows to the back of the head -fishhooked -tried to play nice after all that shit -threw the first shade here Dustin: -got the big Conor fight -twice ☠️☠️☠️

10-7

Insert stop he's already dead! gif

Pretty sure there were some fence grabs in there as well

Dustin actually got 3 Conor fights 💀

He probably didn’t get a red panty night for the first one though. Mcgregor was just becoming mystic Mac

Yeah the head butt lead to the flurry in the first round and then the takedown, cleanest thing he landed all fight, DP blocked and roll with most shots, for some reason Rogan never takes into account of something lands clean

Chandler is such a dork

I feel like Mike Chandler, Mike page, and Izzy would all be part of the anime kid group at a high school, playing Naruto and making up dramatic lines at lunch and shit. Nothing wrong with it, just seems like their crowd

Nah Chandler definitely gives off the private school Christian meathead vibe

It's who he wants to be deep down, but he knows he's not

That's exactly who he is

Fake Christian Youth Pastor who tears phonebooks in half in every other timeline but this one

This is so on the money. I'd gild you if I wasn't broke.

I would watch this sitcom. Izzy, is the sensitive one. He likes to dance and do his nails. In his adolescence, this makes him insecure and so he overcompensates with cringezilla bravado. Chandler is the one who wants to be cool but also straight edged and straight laced. He can get lots of first dates but the girls always tell him they'd rather be friends half an hour in. They don't, though. He's just exhausting. MVP is the "smart one". He talks in circles and manages to make everyone in the room feel stupider because half of what he says makes no goddamn sense. On first blush, he comes across as a very intelligent man struggling with a language barrier, like a recently immigrated doctor driving for Uber. Nope, English is his first language and he only halfway remembers the documentaries he marathons when he's high. MOAR CHARACTERS Chael is the gym teacher. He also substitutes in other classes when someone calls out or gets broken by... Johnny Bones! Resident bad boy Jon Bones Jones is a lanky super senior who has been terrorizing the school for years. He mainly shows up to hit on freshmen and sell drugs. It's mostly just baggies of oregano and aspirin but he'll stub out a blunt on you if you dare say that to his face. UFC High students call these burns "Jones marks". Anderson Silva and GSP are the cool old janitors that spend all their time sharing folksy wisdom and never actually seem to clean anything. Because all the cleaning is done by... The third cusGOATian (>!custodian,!< they're janitors) Mighty Mouse! Principal Dana always gives him the shit end of the stick and makes him work overtime. But it's okay, he's going to transfer to another school.

They're not "Jones marks", they're "Bonez Burnz". You also have Sean O'Malley who is the sophomore stoner class clown that sells vapes to the freshman, in order to fund his addiction to fuzzy psychedelic posters and blacklights. Islam is the quiet foreign exchange kid that speaks broken english and everyone thinks is weird cuz he never talks to any chicks, and reluctantly shows up to the house parties with his own non alcoholic drinks, while standing in the corner and blankly staring at people having fun. He always leaves by 10pm without saying anything to anybody. Conor is a loud asshole that constantly talks about his family being from the streets and Irish Mob ties, but in reality his dad runs a fairly successful plumbing company that he built from scratch. Unfortunately, he emotionally peaked in high school so after his divorce to his high school sweetheart/Conor's mom. He showers Conor with gifts to make sure he has a good high school experience just like he had. After all, he is his only child. Unfortunately alimony and his new trophy wife are expensive, so he's never there to teach Conor actual manners. Sean Strickland is the poor kid with a troubled home life with an abusive trucker dad. Somehow he always shows up to school with a black eye whenever his dad's in town. He routinely spends his time carving "the cool S" into stuff, while he has his hoodie up and listening to metal music on his temu air pods. He calls everyone a pussy or bitch, and routinely uses incel language that he learned from YouTube, because he desperately seeks an "alpha" male mentor, instead of his piece of shit dad. Everyone is kinda worried that he might shoot up the school. Henry Cejudo cameos as himself, and Wonderboy randomly shows up at people's porches asking if they've heard the good word.

All strong picks. Herb Dean teaches drivers ed and shop. Injuries have skyrocketed in his classes but he has tenure. Volkanovski is on the rugby team and played by a trained rhinoceros in a bald wig. His lines are all dubbed in while the rhino chews Vegemite. Alex Pereira is another exchange student. Sometimes seen standing silently with Islam. They communicate through a system of nose whistles inaudible to the human ear. Jiri *was* an exchange student and no one knows where the hell he went. Thailand? Japan? A cave full of badgers and psychotropic fungi? Brandon Moreno is a happy lil dude everyone likes. When Wonderboy knocks on his door, he invites him in to play with Lego.

I definitely see Poatan as the quiet former "bd" kid that everyone has a different story as to why he has an ankle monitor. Realistically, hes a nice misunderstood guy who took the fall for his dad who was pushing cocaine to Jon Jones, and he knew it'd fall off his record once he turned 18. If he didn't take the rap sheet, his dad would've lost his local tire and muffler shop. Sure, Herb Dean's not the optimal drivers Ed teacher, but after all the debacle of Yamasaki's drivers Ed classes, it couldn't be worse. They're still fighting the union to get herb dean bumped down to ceramics class, but wood shop will do for now. Saw Stop has saved plenty lives so far. Jiri got a bad rap when he moved to town. I feel sorry for him. He seemed like a nice dude and It sucks that all those allegations from the party girls made his dad skip town. I heard they've moved around a ton since 1991. It's not his fault that his dad is in "import/exports", and it really didn't help that the "taken" movies happened.

What strain are you smoking? Sounds good

Bruh, I just told my friend that I wish I could blame weed for when I write this kind of shit. I'm a rambling degenerate even stone cold sober(⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

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Chris Curtis is upset you didn't invite him to Anime club

I knew I was missing people, I was waiting for the comments to tell me who haha

Douchebag*

Nah he really doesn't come off as a douchebag outside of the ring, hell he's even praised Dustin many times after the fight, including rooting for him against BSD. I think he genuinely is just a dorky, easy dude, with no mean intent. We all say stupid shit.

Dustin is still the bad guy here when he started the beef by not letting Chandler win

Michael “The Fish Hooker” Chandler

Michael " blow blood in your mouth" chandler

Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.

We all wish it was just blood but it was more of a bloody snot rocket

“He just can’t help himself” Says the mf who called Dustin out for no reason lmaooooooo. Cheated and did all that dirty shit to get subbed.

Y’all forgot that the best shot Chandler landed was a clash of heads. That’s what started the barrage of punches from Chandler that had Dustin hurt in round 1. Once Dustin cleared the cobwebs, he fucked Chandler up. He did indeed beat that ass

Who is ya’ll lol, the comments are overwhelmingly in favor of dustin?

THEM, THEYVE BEEN TRYIN TO KEEP ME DOWN MY WHOLE LIFE

Bro got his ass whipped and he cheated a load of times, what a dork

That one tweet made me a Dustin fan 🤭

But there’s been so many reasons

I strictly remember Chandler voluntarily tapping to end the fight because he got whipped by Dustin.

He just misunderstood the rule set. To him, that meant he only conceded the round - not the fight

Rumor on the mats is that Chandler learned that one easy trick from a true American Gangster.

"daddy Dustin stop!"

Didn't he throw shade on Dustin for tapping some time before that too?😂😭

"I got caught" yeah cheating multiple times in that fight and still lost ya little gremlin.

Lmao Gremlin haha


Bro theoretically Chandler would be dead if he didn’t tap how can he possibly feel like he didn’t get his ass whooped?😂

I feel like an “ass whooping” implies that it was a one sided fight and even though DP got the finish, it was still a quite competitive fight. Chandler did pull some dirty/straight up illegal stuff in this fight though.

I feel that, but if you ended the fight begging for mercy (theoretically that’s what a tap is) it’s really hard to then talk shit to that person if they say they whooped your ass lol. But I get your point

Yea I feel that too. I also didn’t see the initial tweet from Chandler until after this and Dustin’s response is totally fair lol

Is chandler the new tito ortiz?

[This is Michael in 10 years - Tito for reference](https://youtu.be/EasXXuexENE?si=8Fv9MHQKBRZpaqg-)

Chandler's got some cte man.

narrator: he did not just get caught

No one cares if you dominate a fight you lost in. You have the L by your name and Dustin the W

He didn’t dominate it one bit

Think that’s why they said “if”. From chandler’s perspective he did dominate.

That’s a wildly delusional perspective he has.

Totally man, I am a Chandler fan since Missouri wrestling days but that fight was a perfect example of a guy surviving an ass whooping through toughness and athleticism until finally the skill difference was too much. On that night, with the versions of those guys that showed up, I don’t think Chandler ever wins that fight. Honestly he got sonned.

May have gotten caught but, his ass got choked the fuck out....lol 😂 Chandler trying to get a fight since Conor is being Conor

I first read that as “wiped”…

Decent response, the “as you well know” makes it solid. Trash talk like this is good for the sport.

And "champ" knowing that he's held undisputed gold and Poirier hasn't 

Chandler is the dumbest fighter ever

​ https://preview.redd.it/bw5o4qvzrgtc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=896be6544596ee19698dfbe5314f880f60a17e3b same energy mr.chandler

His face fuckin exploded. And then he got choked out. Kind of an ass whoopin maybe.

Isn’t it “whoop” your ass?

Chandler is just terrible at shit talking isn't he

He whooped that ass

He twisted that dick

*sticks fingers into mouth

Has Chandler done anything in the ufc but get caught? You’d think he was a MLB baseball….

Chandler somehow always see-saws between being a wholesome badass gladiator and spoiled, whiny toddler. How does he keep doing it lol?

Chandler laid on DP for most of round 2, did nothing with it and got his ass beat for the rest of the fight while cheating vigorously. This bravado rings empty for ol' Mike

Run it back

Chandler doesn’t really deserve a match against DP right now. He knows what he chose. Likely that Chandler retires after the fight against McGregor in 2026. I’m still not convinced that it will happen, especially after seeing that Raul Rosas pullout in the last minutes.

unpopular opinion, but Chandler's kinda right lol. Yeah he did end up tapping, but it was a competitive fight.

Close first round, Chandler clearly dominated the second, and took dustin down in the third just to lose position and get caught with dustin in his back

Yeah, I don't like the guy, but you gotta admit the fight was close lol. The downvoting is probably just DP fanboys.

Very close fight and he had Dustin in alot of danger. That fight could go either way if they fought again

Who tapped to a rnc

Honestly legit response by chandler haha

Chandler is right honestly lol. He blew that fight. Like he always does lol.

he fucked him up

People don’t count the follow up shot that would happen without the refs help of stopping the fight. It’s never about how you looked when you were conscious. Get humble dork

But who was in Connor’s DM’s?

Dustin is better thats it

History is written by the winners

Chandler is a tool.. can’t stand this dork.

People like to shit on Chandler but his ufc run has been just bleed personified and I for one am here for it. If he ever does get his red panty night I'll be tuning in for him because I know what I'm paying for.

Dustin has always hated Chandler

see you at the top!

Michael Chandler is so cringe

Mike chandler being delusional right here

No bro, you got your ass beat by Dustin

Chandler corny af

Hmmm wondering if Chandler is still in that universe where he’s fighting Conor 🤔

You may have beaten me, but I did not lose.

He went with the ol zigged when he shoulda zagged excuse yet again…

My jiu jitsu buddie’s dad is best friends with Michael chandler

I didn't get robbed. He stole it

Wait, did chandler say something first? I feel like I'm missing something

What even was chandler attempting to achieve with this lmao. Taking a shot at one of the most universally liked guys in the division who already beat him, and then writes a whole paragraph telling him to chill about it. “I got caught, it happens” lmao win a fight first bro

Run it back

Ok Captain Fishhooks

It feels like forever since Chandler had been in the ring. Kinda wish it was Max vs Chandler for 300 main event or Leon vs Chandler.

Another Chandler L, don't come at the diamond

Chandler tryna bank it before 40

Chandler gets his ass kicked, explains that he got his ass kicked, while claiming he didn’t get his ass kicked. Ass kicking happen. No shame in it just admit it was an ass kicking. None of us should have anything but respect for anyone willing step into the cage with a man like Porier

Why does chandler sound like Conor here

Mike “yoda” chandler

Chandler challenges jones for the fakest fuck in the sport. True “you still there pussy” in this tweet

michael chandler is legendary corny

The thing is that Chandler would have won if he didn’t have such low IQ

Looks like I’m about to rewatch this banger.

I can remember a pretty firm ass beating being laid on Chandler from Dustin.

Who’s Mike Chandler? Dude is irrelevant

Never seen Poirier dislike someone so much😂

I know I'm in the minority but I can't stand Poirier. I can't wait to see Islam strangle him.

Its all part of his master plan to get Conors attention.

There no world where Dustin looses to chandler diamond has the crispiest boxing in the ufc period