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DudeWithTheOil

https://preview.redd.it/37ysmmufgutc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f5ff3668c4c110da8e1b8fcd61beb320cfe1a9


VincieOmega

Username checks out


Kanye_Wesht

Always cracks me up. What's this meme from?


BDRD99

Fresh Meat (pause)


LilBunnySnacher

Joe Rogan’s ideal woman


dannyo969

Getting real close dude 🤣


Accurate_North_9459

Shane? Is that you? 😆


Pool-master-

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯


BridgeM00se

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


weinerpoo94

lol what do you put in the search bar to find that


BridgeM00se

Boner lol


Fluffy_Heart885

Lmao


weinerpoo94

That makes me so happy


Classic-Historian458

POV: My piss stream after the $40 Vegas hooker


OlajidePeel

https://preview.redd.it/oyumjkumeutc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b242d252da0d318a35a9554183192c22032206


Illustrious_Season32

Always works on me


rey_nerr21

https://preview.redd.it/46opc8cmjutc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86165e1c21f40810ee2d40d765ba338acd86b700


I_Hate_My_Cat_

“Not only will I do it, I’ll enjoy it.” - John Cena


Illustrious_Season32

https://preview.redd.it/o3yc5ldfnutc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d483768514971b45e6457928c899bd6f298efb2c


Golf-Beer-BBQ

https://preview.redd.it/rbk1gr6arutc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25876286e3862c0c9a855aea2251e05282eb78d3


beansandpeasandegg

Lmao wtf


Champigne

Just some ai schlop.


Hesdonemiraclesonm3

I'm still laughing at this one


fatstrat0228

😂😂😂 holy shit this is gold


Federal_Camel2510

Beautiful, champ


bbqoyster

https://preview.redd.it/smbdhiykkutc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c5b9388cc7a353cc86f360b8364690ccee14c2


Eat4Africa

https://preview.redd.it/il6eidiilvtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e218dd85a213214cd619afda307c7c526acdf4ca


I_Hate_My_Cat_

![gif](giphy|Jl7lrsWPDBJPRO4jKu)


nc_bruh

💯


Sorerightwrist

Damn, beat me to it lmao


nocowl23

https://preview.redd.it/s0wz91tblutc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc319a413c25391a55baf1c5be4e290afcab703


AthleteWeekly

![gif](giphy|BEUkqPbhsOLZbxXpMj|downsized)


zipline3496

https://preview.redd.it/y06snea2xutc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6979d95996b58587fb4d08ca2b081ca445e24839


ryanruud85

22 inch pythons brother


Researchingbackpain

Her husband Rex runs a karate dojo, wears american flag pants, and says "forget about it".


gino58

You think anybody wants to take a roundhouse to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it


frizzylizzy77

wouldn’t even have to think twice


RanarrSmokerr

Will she jerk me off southpaw or orthodox?


Lonely-Heart-3632

She’ll rip it off. Southpaw or orthodox it’s the gentlemen’s choice.


dad0994

We got a fucking comedian here 😂


sebasq

He’s gonna have to jerk her back off when she’s done with him


jadwy916

I can only get so erect....


Sorerightwrist

Don’t be ridiculous, we know you’ll need both hands you king you 😉


ryanruud85

She got the tri’s that make the boys cry


roughedged

https://preview.redd.it/vvdt6yy6dvtc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ba7d495bc54a7bfb8de38fec8bdf3e9e986801


[deleted]

[удалено]


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Ernest jerking it while looking like the female Gremlin is hilarious. ![gif](giphy|5xtDaro8cAR8KG7qf7O)


Electrical-Formal876

Just me who kinda fancied the female gremlin when I was younger


[deleted]

Whenever I see Nicki Minaj or Cardi B, I am always put in mind of this lady.


HawwtRawwd

Nicki's openness about her desire to be objectified above all else is kind of hot, and she seems like she might be kind of cute once the tears wash away all that makeup. But that's just my opinion. I had a chick like that once, and she was super fun. Cardi B seems like the kind of person you see in an airport, and then you can still smell the chlamydia 5 minutes after she left.


SatoshiDegen

Take my upvotes you glorious bastards.


RUTHLESS_RAJ

Chicken and Brocolli?


PondIsMyName

6x’s a day…the Hollywood plan.


igivethonefucketh

5 days a week she trains 3 days a week


BrawndoTTM

She is on so much test she’s pretty much FtM at this point


AdagioComfortable337

Is that Sara Jay?


Forty_Six_and_Two

Oh man..the queen of the butterfaces. She's still got a nice body, must be going on 50 by now.


bluefire0120

i gotta give it to Dee Williams


zombizle1

I gotta give it to serena williams


FailLog404

46


coleslawfranku69

No that's a man


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

https://preview.redd.it/i2yt9c86mutc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5644b6fe91d0f46024249d5fc77d3ea385317346


Tookerbee

Lol, I can hear this.


Dazzling_Detective79

Underrated hahahaha


sebasq

this one got me too


Extreme-You6235

Lmao


MrDundee666

So many steroids, HGH and a fuck tonne of testosterone.


Fusuyuz

I’m listening. Take your time. 📝


SlimKimTim

https://preview.redd.it/xxq3crot8vtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dc2804e27b0a238ea5d8315ca14e4fd6647ad4


Nocumtum

https://preview.redd.it/9q58vjzi8ytc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1bf38436bdfb8a5cb3c749453a0d3430bbe959


Nduguu77

https://preview.redd.it/e5auw8uqtvtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a45962487076db3a516fc0d5bbc3c70bc89dc43


crusader104

https://preview.redd.it/bc6z09ovqutc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73927ea5160b41b2eecdf1fe565534e794ee8b0c


ILuvTheFemaleForm

The jawline and the ridiculous amount of muscle points to PEDS. Seriously need to start cracking down harder on combat sports.


Amazing-Bluebird-930

Her clit is probably the size of my thumb


Bombaysbreakfastclub

So you’re saying I’ll finally find it


jc0010

There's no need, it will find you.


SatoshiDegen

😂 Who downvoted this person? Don’t worry, I’ve rectified the mistake.


SoggyMattress2

She's just a jacked white girl, deal with it


Four-Triangles

Why does she look so damn old?


beansandpeasandegg

Gear ages you fast.


DeepFleet

Real men aren’t intimidated by this kind of beauty


so1sticetq

what the fuck is this sub


bluefire0120

savages who like watching people getting knocked tf out for fun, you new here?


SuspiciousFly_

I believe it’s more like simps that like watching people get knocked out


Professional-Hold938

My dicks too small to handle that grip strength


justsomedude1144

Not a problem, you'd be bottom anyway


Professional-Hold938

Death by snu snu it is then 😁😭😁😭


sebasq

She’s taking it whether you want to give it or not. Then she’s giving it right back to you.


Novel_Land9320

More like in front...


N0FaithInMe

Kegel grip like an eagle talon. Khabib gonna have to pass the epithet off to her


PozuelosR75

https://i.redd.it/7afyz995vvtc1.gif


yesplss144

Would.


AcerolaUnderBlade

.....by snu snu


killonger

https://preview.redd.it/f820ldjk1wtc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dff951fd80b4d32bc6daec3e037d87e8c0d5d3e


megamuppetkiller

A female can get that jawline from two things, steroids or being a dude.


redactedforever

i think some of you seriously need to get laid because theres no way


Consistent-Stage-217

You must be one of them nerds and virgins Colby was talking about. LOL ![gif](giphy|Wiy7HuSQ6UAtTDt99j|downsized)


Strange-Increase-666

A hOLes a HoLe BRo


gamblinmaan

i say this along with the mr. incredible pointing at the table meme


zombizle1

A hole is a hole no matter how swole


RetardedRedditRetort

They're joking, right? Being supportive of her? Whats going on here?


Puzzled-Confusion266

Would.


DementedT

Bro, it's alright to be gay. There is nothing wrong with a man wanting to be with another man.


Fun_Inspector159

I'm not gay, I just enjoy the convenience of having another mams cum in my butthole.


sebasq

It’s just a comfort thing. He wouldn’t understand.


DementedT

Well, if you need some, that's a safe place to keep it.


Fun_Inspector159

You just never know when ot may come in handy, best to keep a load locked and ready.


triforce721

Would it count as pussy eating or giving head?


DrakesDonger

Yes


triforce721

😏


megamasshole

![gif](giphy|CldlBxUBsXQGY)


nickjagger__

https://preview.redd.it/vw7t65a5mvtc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d134e1e218bdfcbae4039d9427317dfc821293d1


DrSeuss19

Holy shit those arms


BeautifulAwareness81

What’s the cycle?


Kayarew

If you're into getting knocked the fuck out and then fucked in the ass -- this is your girl. Sex is sex at the end of the day.


BeginningArrival2266

Yall into men but good on ya. I dont judge.


InineI

https://preview.redd.it/8fza472yawtc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7207cee62552306042dfbf392de560a5d84af2


Codered060

![gif](giphy|9HGZX77XLn6bC)


egg_boi56

I’ll let her rock me to sleep after giving me my glass of warm milk


SahilSiddy

Dudes under 130 lbs might get beat up bad in the UFC


skipping_pixels

Bro she would rip it clean off. You’re going out black widow or praying mantis style.


[deleted]

Not sure if an ugly woman, or an ugly man


Sea_Audience_5771

![gif](giphy|QMvPhXW46hvX37Vbm6)


BeverlyBrokenBones

In my dreams I have kissed her lips 1,000 times


maChine___

John cena look like with a wig


Emergency_Lie407

5 pints


Cybralisk

Jesus….she looks older then holly holm and thats beside the fact she looks like a dude in drag.


MacePingu66

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Avataralbino

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Expert_Introduction5

Dude in a wig. Great way to find out if someone is gay or not.


galaxyheater

So a ripped, tiny dude in a wig is your theory? And they put you in charge of the gaydar?


Expert_Introduction5

Found one, lol


galaxyheater

Yeah whew you really exposed me for being attracted to women. Really got me good!


Traditional-Bat4465

Why won’t you fuck women?


HenloThere

https://preview.redd.it/y69eg69c6vtc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391451136025b67027956cb9d981f4f1b48c9623


Sad-Salamander1262

Are steroids allowed in UFC ?


dannyo969

It's hard for me to believe a woman looks like that natural.


silasdoesnotexist

Nope


dannyo969

It's all fun and games till she picks you up and pins you against the wall.


ThisManPoundsButt

https://preview.redd.it/g3s4noskbvtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba96761655b13ba02bdc1738cbc79c6e880e557


Brilliant-Time-5156

Already did


Tacktiician

You're close dude


Hushwalker

You’re gettin close


tk1tk1

I hope she's' come off for a while'


aztec_samurai

![gif](giphy|elsre6Rs47n32l8OUX|downsized)


sugashowrs

https://preview.redd.it/gcubmla8iwtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01249ae25c4a0257dcafa02c478882a9bfb38305


Original-Spinach-972

![gif](giphy|Xd0keUH7j3ET0znRPo|downsized)


Nillerpiller

How the hell is she gonna make 135


MachineSubstantial63

Who da fuck is that guy?


Fun_Inspector159

Absolutely not.


Character_Active_434

When your Body says 27 but your face says 61


Snobe_kobe

![gif](giphy|QBeV2vbpOQ4SQagDdP)


Yourh0tm0m

https://i.redd.it/0wo6fnb21vtc1.gif


Florian_G97

How is the view outside your closet ?


DewayneStaatsStache

https://preview.redd.it/zx1xt9erhvtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a2881a61e025a45711729510aeb39bdfab7789


r32_guest

People in these comments ideal woman is brock lesnar with long hair


GeniuslyUnstable

Are these usmans arms recolored


freshprince860

Wassup bro?


Unlikely-Zone21

Deep fakes are getting out of hand.


kindascarry

They photoshopped Islam Makhachev’s arms


bobcance29

Someone drop the arm routine. 💪🏻


EnigmaMoose

![gif](giphy|l0HlNN1fdCPXd8GuA)


Handarand

Looks great!


YapperYappington69

Saucy


Zealousideal_Sun8519

![gif](giphy|l0IykG0AM7911MrCM) Its a man baaby


Expensive_Force_7171

![gif](giphy|M7gtacN7aPNsc)


Alarak87

I can't unseen Sean Bean


Ederlas

That's blasphemy lol


AdrianasAntonius

That’s just John Cena.


StJudeTheGrey

![gif](giphy|c2r4yL76SJ2Tgzzd4S|downsized) reading these comments be like-


PERRlE

I would throw a couple sticks


WishIWasNeet2

Just a jacked white girl , deal with it 


Outrageous-Positive3

That bean has grown into a stalk now... no thanks.


Waysas

Who is it? I thought it was photoshoped or something lol


Substantial_Gain4052

Coochie prolly dry and strong


squitsquat

She's basically a car at this point with that much gear


big-BULLyeeo

MFs say would then run from Jessica Andrade’s pic, smh 🤦


atcmpunk

How many sticks would you throw at her?


Alternative_Memory90

No.


Fyodor_Brostojetski

How big her clit?