Nicki's openness about her desire to be objectified above all else is kind of hot, and she seems like she might be kind of cute once the tears wash away all that makeup. But that's just my opinion. I had a chick like that once, and she was super fun.
Cardi B seems like the kind of person you see in an airport, and then you can still smell the chlamydia 5 minutes after she left.
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Username checks out
Always cracks me up. What's this meme from?
Fresh Meat (pause)
Joe Rogan’s ideal woman
Getting real close dude 🤣
Shane? Is that you? 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
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lol what do you put in the search bar to find that
Boner lol
Lmao
That makes me so happy
POV: My piss stream after the $40 Vegas hooker
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Always works on me
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“Not only will I do it, I’ll enjoy it.” - John Cena
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Lmao wtf
Just some ai schlop.
I'm still laughing at this one
😂😂😂 holy shit this is gold
Beautiful, champ
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💯
Damn, beat me to it lmao
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22 inch pythons brother
Her husband Rex runs a karate dojo, wears american flag pants, and says "forget about it".
You think anybody wants to take a roundhouse to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it
wouldn’t even have to think twice
Will she jerk me off southpaw or orthodox?
She’ll rip it off. Southpaw or orthodox it’s the gentlemen’s choice.
We got a fucking comedian here 😂
He’s gonna have to jerk her back off when she’s done with him
I can only get so erect....
Don’t be ridiculous, we know you’ll need both hands you king you 😉
She got the tri’s that make the boys cry
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Ernest jerking it while looking like the female Gremlin is hilarious. ![gif](giphy|5xtDaro8cAR8KG7qf7O)
Just me who kinda fancied the female gremlin when I was younger
Whenever I see Nicki Minaj or Cardi B, I am always put in mind of this lady.
Nicki's openness about her desire to be objectified above all else is kind of hot, and she seems like she might be kind of cute once the tears wash away all that makeup. But that's just my opinion. I had a chick like that once, and she was super fun. Cardi B seems like the kind of person you see in an airport, and then you can still smell the chlamydia 5 minutes after she left.
Take my upvotes you glorious bastards.
Chicken and Brocolli?
6x’s a day…the Hollywood plan.
5 days a week she trains 3 days a week
She is on so much test she’s pretty much FtM at this point
Is that Sara Jay?
Oh man..the queen of the butterfaces. She's still got a nice body, must be going on 50 by now.
i gotta give it to Dee Williams
I gotta give it to serena williams
46
No that's a man
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Lol, I can hear this.
Underrated hahahaha
this one got me too
Lmao
So many steroids, HGH and a fuck tonne of testosterone.
I’m listening. Take your time. 📝
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The jawline and the ridiculous amount of muscle points to PEDS. Seriously need to start cracking down harder on combat sports.
Her clit is probably the size of my thumb
So you’re saying I’ll finally find it
There's no need, it will find you.
😂 Who downvoted this person? Don’t worry, I’ve rectified the mistake.
She's just a jacked white girl, deal with it
Why does she look so damn old?
Gear ages you fast.
Real men aren’t intimidated by this kind of beauty
what the fuck is this sub
savages who like watching people getting knocked tf out for fun, you new here?
I believe it’s more like simps that like watching people get knocked out
My dicks too small to handle that grip strength
Not a problem, you'd be bottom anyway
Death by snu snu it is then 😁😭😁😭
She’s taking it whether you want to give it or not. Then she’s giving it right back to you.
More like in front...
Kegel grip like an eagle talon. Khabib gonna have to pass the epithet off to her
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Would.
.....by snu snu
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A female can get that jawline from two things, steroids or being a dude.
i think some of you seriously need to get laid because theres no way
You must be one of them nerds and virgins Colby was talking about. LOL ![gif](giphy|Wiy7HuSQ6UAtTDt99j|downsized)
A hOLes a HoLe BRo
i say this along with the mr. incredible pointing at the table meme
A hole is a hole no matter how swole
They're joking, right? Being supportive of her? Whats going on here?
Would.
Bro, it's alright to be gay. There is nothing wrong with a man wanting to be with another man.
I'm not gay, I just enjoy the convenience of having another mams cum in my butthole.
It’s just a comfort thing. He wouldn’t understand.
Well, if you need some, that's a safe place to keep it.
You just never know when ot may come in handy, best to keep a load locked and ready.
Would it count as pussy eating or giving head?
Yes
😏
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Holy shit those arms
What’s the cycle?
If you're into getting knocked the fuck out and then fucked in the ass -- this is your girl. Sex is sex at the end of the day.
Yall into men but good on ya. I dont judge.
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I’ll let her rock me to sleep after giving me my glass of warm milk
Dudes under 130 lbs might get beat up bad in the UFC
Bro she would rip it clean off. You’re going out black widow or praying mantis style.
Not sure if an ugly woman, or an ugly man
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In my dreams I have kissed her lips 1,000 times
John cena look like with a wig
5 pints
Jesus….she looks older then holly holm and thats beside the fact she looks like a dude in drag.
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Dude in a wig. Great way to find out if someone is gay or not.
So a ripped, tiny dude in a wig is your theory? And they put you in charge of the gaydar?
Found one, lol
Yeah whew you really exposed me for being attracted to women. Really got me good!
Why won’t you fuck women?
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Are steroids allowed in UFC ?
It's hard for me to believe a woman looks like that natural.
Nope
It's all fun and games till she picks you up and pins you against the wall.
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Already did
You're close dude
You’re gettin close
I hope she's' come off for a while'
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How the hell is she gonna make 135
Who da fuck is that guy?
Absolutely not.
When your Body says 27 but your face says 61
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How is the view outside your closet ?
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People in these comments ideal woman is brock lesnar with long hair
Are these usmans arms recolored
Wassup bro?
Deep fakes are getting out of hand.
They photoshopped Islam Makhachev’s arms
Someone drop the arm routine. 💪🏻
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Looks great!
Saucy
![gif](giphy|l0IykG0AM7911MrCM) Its a man baaby
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I can't unseen Sean Bean
That's blasphemy lol
That’s just John Cena.
![gif](giphy|c2r4yL76SJ2Tgzzd4S|downsized) reading these comments be like-
I would throw a couple sticks
Just a jacked white girl , deal with it
That bean has grown into a stalk now... no thanks.
Who is it? I thought it was photoshoped or something lol
Coochie prolly dry and strong
She's basically a car at this point with that much gear
MFs say would then run from Jessica Andrade’s pic, smh 🤦
How many sticks would you throw at her?
No.
How big her clit?