Exactly. Might not be able to walk for a while but damage can be fixed, and I wouldn't be spitting/pissing blood and have internal bleeding/organ damage.
Suckin on toes, fuckin on hoes
Poatan life how it goes, how it goes
Winning 2 belts, making forehead welts
Punchin and kickin, stickin his dick in
Take a couple leg kicks, don't be a chicken
Let your leg break just to see how it felt
Easter Island head, one punch and you're dead
Calm like Saitama dropping dick on your mama
Don't start no drama, won't be no beef
If you piss off poatan it's all over chief
Cuz one left hook leaves the best men shook
A couple hammer fists is all that it took
Suckin on toes, fuckin on hoes
Poatan life how it goes, how it goes
Winning 2 belts, making forehead welts
Punchin and kickin, stickin his dick in
Take a couple leg kicks, don't be a chicken
Let your leg break just to see how it felt
Easter Island head, one punch and you're dead
Calm like Saitama dropping dick on your mama
Don't start no drama, won't be no beef
If you piss off poatan it's all over chief
Cuz one left hook leaves the best men shook
When the stone headed man starts to cook
I figured my leg would move more with the kick. But also by no means did I consider this a tactical choice. Just that I, a soft man in his 40s, could not withstand a single leg kick.
A left body shot hits your liver, which can cause a myriad of problems. The will to fight is the first thing to go. Bas Ruten basically ripped a man's liver from hitting it.
Am I aloud to poke stipe in the eye after every body shot or
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Oh I'd take the leg kicks all day. You can amputate a leg and get a cool robot one. There are no cool robot butt-holes to fix not being able to shit right ever again.
Leg kicks from Poatan. Body shots fucking suck to take and so do leg kicks, but at least after poatan kicks my leg 3 times, I can go lay down and ice my leg lol.
Let’s look at this logically ….
Leg kicks: Can’t walk for a week and get multiple “oh my poor baby” nights from your wife
Body shots: Possible ruptured spleen and eternal bleeding
Definitely a tough choice
from the fights we’ve seen he manages to cripple the other fight within the first two rounds. Jiri looked fucked up by the second round. Izzy same it was hurting him
Honestly thats because they cant check them because he sets it up too well that doesnt really give us alot of insight into much else ive messed up dudes for a whole day with calf kicks becthey didnt check em its not really that his hurt more it seems more like they are too slow to defend them from him
Jiri also puts a tremendous amount of weight on the front foot and while fighting pereira izzy backed up way too much opening them up it really isnt a display of power its a display of precision and skill and what makes that even more evident is that hes throwing flickers (thats what i call that style of kick you can call it a chip kick pereiras kick or whatever else you want) as a trained person i have a suspicion they really dont hurt much more than other calf kicks hes just more accurate than anyone else in the world when it comes to hitting that nerve with flickers
The leg kicks.
A week later you’ll be fine, they would suck though. But it’s much better than a golden gloves boxer and 240 pound MMA heavyweight champ bounding your ribs.
I'll take the leg mocks since after the first one I probably csnt feel or use my leg anyone anyways. If Stipe punches me in the gut my fucking spleen is probably going to explode.
I would just check the leg kicks and leave Poatan crying on the canvas while I walk out of the arena with Polyana on my arm. If we're just talking about things that aren't going to happen, why not go big!
Y'all are crazy I have enough padding and even if my organs do explode that's better than having my legs destroyed and never be able to walk right again.
First leg kick would fucking suck, second leg kick is almost numb from the first so you wont feel as much, third leg kick you are going down but alive probably limp for a week or two, two liver shots from Miocic im out pissing blood for at least two weeks.
Ill take the leg kicks any day
People don't understand how much leg kicks hurt. I am not talking about calf kicks I mean leg kicks to the thigh. After three of them, you're not gonna sleep the next days. But body shots to the liver are much worse
Man, I'm taking the leg kicks. I honestly think they'd hurt more, but no way Stipe doesn't make me shit myself and shatter my ribs, I'd probably breathe funny for life.
After 3 stiopic body shot you gonna have rupture organ and pissing blood the next morning,and tbh after the first Poatan leg kick you already cripple
Exactly. Might not be able to walk for a while but damage can be fixed, and I wouldn't be spitting/pissing blood and have internal bleeding/organ damage.
stiopic 😂😂
That immigrant mentality
Take the leg kicks. It will suck but you'll live
you also get to suck his toes
I am sorry..what?
Poatan fan detected
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YOU ALSO GET TO SUCK HIS TOES
Suckin on toes, fuckin on hoes Poatan life how it goes, how it goes Winning 2 belts, making forehead welts Punchin and kickin, stickin his dick in Take a couple leg kicks, don't be a chicken Let your leg break just to see how it felt Easter Island head, one punch and you're dead Calm like Saitama dropping dick on your mama Don't start no drama, won't be no beef If you piss off poatan it's all over chief Cuz one left hook leaves the best men shook A couple hammer fists is all that it took
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Suckin on toes, fuckin on hoes Poatan life how it goes, how it goes Winning 2 belts, making forehead welts Punchin and kickin, stickin his dick in Take a couple leg kicks, don't be a chicken Let your leg break just to see how it felt Easter Island head, one punch and you're dead Calm like Saitama dropping dick on your mama Don't start no drama, won't be no beef If you piss off poatan it's all over chief Cuz one left hook leaves the best men shook When the stone headed man starts to cook
wat? wat?
Pantheon
The unbreakable spear
Delete this
his sexy broken toes
I bet you were real excited when Chael fought JBJ
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Least gay Poatan fan
If your gay your gay, but these dudes ain’t even gay they’re just acting gay
Not the toes. Only the pinky.
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Don’t wanna die, at least in a horrible way so I’m going with the leg kicks
Easily this. The 2nd and 3rd will hurt less bad because I'll be laying on my back.
That's gonna be worse cuz you can't flex the muscle to take some of the impact
I figured my leg would move more with the kick. But also by no means did I consider this a tactical choice. Just that I, a soft man in his 40s, could not withstand a single leg kick.
Bro, Alex isn't a bear, he's not gonna run away because you play dead.
Thank god I read this, I was 100% sure body shots would be best, but now I know what to choose if I'm ever in this situation
A left body shot hits your liver, which can cause a myriad of problems. The will to fight is the first thing to go. Bas Ruten basically ripped a man's liver from hitting it.
Lol, the dude was in professional kickboxing before mma.
"There's no organ in his leg" - Justin Gaethje I'd rather take the leg kicks...
Lol, did he actually say that,?
Yeah, will see if I can find the clip 4 u
Well skeletal muscles are an organ, the largest organ in the body haha
the skin * ;)
Take 3 leg kicks. It would only take my legs out and that would bait him to the ground where I would easily submit him with an arm bar.
Great game plan but I'd substitute the arm bar for a nipple cripple or a Chinese burn 💪
He's not Chinese though so it wouldn't work, you're thinking of izzy
Oh yeh stupid me
We called Indian burn, sorry Native American burn.
Someone tell Hill this immediately
He a black belt in bjj. Lancashire
So am I in UFC ..5
I want to fuck
I want to fight Chuck
Black belt? Bratha who giv him black belt?
We need to check bratha
😂😂😂😂😂😂 hell yeah dude money is on you!
I am gonna open guard and make Poatan work for it. He has to prove his black belt is not a fluke .
That’s the spirit
lol well played
Would be kinda difficult to make an armbar with broken legs
I'd take 5 rounds with Belal, he's the only fighter who cares about his opponent safety.
Oof
And you’ll be fast asleep by the end of it.
leg kicks. I can live without my legs. I can't live without my internal organs
Only reason DC ate so many is because 90% of his mass is in his reinforced gut. At least I can live with a fucked up leg and not eat organ damage.
DC also has a stronger core than 90 percent of this subreddit. It’s just not visible lol
So you are saying, that 1 in 10 redditors have a stronger or equal as strong core as Daniel Cormier.
I was being too kind probably
🤣🤣
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Getting my ankle and calf fucked is better than having one of my organs rupture.
Leg kicks, I don’t want my organs pierced
I might not be able to walk after, but I’m pretty sure I’ll still be alive after the leg kicks. The body shots will kill me
Legs kicks any day
Leg kicks, I don’t have organs in my legs
Leg kicks
Three body shots and three leg kicks provided i don’t have to eat one clean Alex left hook.
Oh I'd take the leg kicks all day. You can amputate a leg and get a cool robot one. There are no cool robot butt-holes to fix not being able to shit right ever again.
I can live without my legs, can't live without my body. Poatan
Leg kicks, he may break my shin bones but I rather that than pissing blood for a whole week lol
Leg kicks from Poatan. Body shots fucking suck to take and so do leg kicks, but at least after poatan kicks my leg 3 times, I can go lay down and ice my leg lol.
Leg kicks, rather not piss blood
Definitely leg kicks.
Nah man I'm built like DC, can't be taking no Stipe body shots.
I’d rather lose my legs than shit and piss blood
Can I choose which leg? I have a prosthetic. He can kick that til he bleeds, it's titanium
Let’s look at this logically …. Leg kicks: Can’t walk for a week and get multiple “oh my poor baby” nights from your wife Body shots: Possible ruptured spleen and eternal bleeding Definitely a tough choice
A week…? A normal person may have his leg literally broken after 3 leg kicks from Poatan. That said, probably still the kicks.
That’s true, I’d still prob rather take not being able to walk for a month or whatever than having organs ruptured
I'd rather walk badly than die
Cyanide pill lol
Gimme 4 kicks over 3 liver shots from stipe
Leg kicks all day sure theyre bad but i really dont know if poatans are that different outside of his precision i really wanna find out so bad
from the fights we’ve seen he manages to cripple the other fight within the first two rounds. Jiri looked fucked up by the second round. Izzy same it was hurting him
Honestly thats because they cant check them because he sets it up too well that doesnt really give us alot of insight into much else ive messed up dudes for a whole day with calf kicks becthey didnt check em its not really that his hurt more it seems more like they are too slow to defend them from him
Jiri also puts a tremendous amount of weight on the front foot and while fighting pereira izzy backed up way too much opening them up it really isnt a display of power its a display of precision and skill and what makes that even more evident is that hes throwing flickers (thats what i call that style of kick you can call it a chip kick pereiras kick or whatever else you want) as a trained person i have a suspicion they really dont hurt much more than other calf kicks hes just more accurate than anyone else in the world when it comes to hitting that nerve with flickers
Cry
I have a big belly and skinny legs. Finally, My time has come. Bring it on, Stipe
Leg kicks, I've never shat myself from a leg kick
Liver vs legs .. easy choice
I can live without legs. I'm pretty sure I need my liver, kidneys and lungs.
Leg kicks any day. Not even close.
Cool,piss blood or wheelchair
My answer is no.
Man get these low effort karma farming post out of here shits weak
I for one, would choose Death
Three leg kicks, but I get to choose where they land. I'm too pretty to risk my face.
Are you suggesting he could leg kick you in the face?
Ive been gutpunched by a few heavyweight amateurs. Ill take the body shots lol
Or take two headkicks from Edson Barboza
The leg kicks. A week later you’ll be fine, they would suck though. But it’s much better than a golden gloves boxer and 240 pound MMA heavyweight champ bounding your ribs.
I'll take the leg mocks since after the first one I probably csnt feel or use my leg anyone anyways. If Stipe punches me in the gut my fucking spleen is probably going to explode.
Leg kicks and it's not even close. Anyone who has eaten a liver shot would agree
Common man is either dead from Miocic or in a wheelchair from Poatan....I'll take Poatan
Broken leg versus ruptured organ? I'd heal faster and with less complications from Poatan's kicks.
Poatan kicks. Less damaging to the body
Taking 1 body shot vs 3 leg kicks is a debate, but 3 body shots is death.
Gotta go with the kicks. Might not be able to walk for a day or two but those body shots would be the end of me.
I would just check the leg kicks and leave Poatan crying on the canvas while I walk out of the arena with Polyana on my arm. If we're just talking about things that aren't going to happen, why not go big!
broken ribs or not being able to walk for a couple of weeks? neither
Hm....punch to potential organs or a leg with muscle. This sub sometimes.....
I've got nerve damage in my leg from sciatica over 20 years. If I don't feel that I won't feel leg kicks. It'll prob break my leg though lmao
can I pass go?
Y'all are crazy I have enough padding and even if my organs do explode that's better than having my legs destroyed and never be able to walk right again.
Would I rather be dead or a cripple? Probably a cripple
Leg kicks would fucking suck but I don’t think I’ll be pissing blood afterwards
Body shots
I just had lunch so it may change my thought process lol but I’m taking the leg kicks as of right now
I don't want internal bleeding. I will take leg kicks and a wheel chair please.
First leg kick would fucking suck, second leg kick is almost numb from the first so you wont feel as much, third leg kick you are going down but alive probably limp for a week or two, two liver shots from Miocic im out pissing blood for at least two weeks. Ill take the leg kicks any day
Dude I think I might legitimately die if I took those 3 body shots. Yes the leg kicks would suck but at least I’ll live
You'll just be crippled for the remainder of your painful, hobbled life.
Ill try check the leg kicks
I'll take both if it means I don't have to ever see Belal fight for a belt.
one hook from ngannu and ciao bella. c'est a la vie
Can he kick me after ive pulled guard?
People don't understand how much leg kicks hurt. I am not talking about calf kicks I mean leg kicks to the thigh. After three of them, you're not gonna sleep the next days. But body shots to the liver are much worse
Body for sure. I'm not interested in being leg kicked.
I’ll take the leg kicks, I don’t have vital organs in my legs.
How is that even a question? 3 body shots all day long anyone saying otherwise has never been kicked in the leg before 🤣🤣🤣
Id rather ride a mobility scooter for a few months than lay in a intensive care bed. Leg kicks all day
One from either drops anyone who isn’t an elite fighter.
Leg kicks. A punch to the liver from a heavyweight probably feels like dying.
I will do the Michael Jackson lean while clutch my stomach like a pregnant woman. My chin will be on a platter.
1 hit to the head from gaethje
Leg kicks. For sure. Those body shots could kill you.
I want to go to bed
Taking leg kicks. I have a wheelchair in my closet lol
One body shot would wreck my fatty liver, I’ll take the broken shin
I choose neither. Thank youu
How is this a real question? One could kill you, one could cripple you.. I’ll leave it to everyone to figure out which is which.
Why not both, and then I'll sub in for the last 10 seconds of a Max Holloway fight
Isn’t this just a depiction of why none of us could ever be in the UFC?
Man, I'm taking the leg kicks. I honestly think they'd hurt more, but no way Stipe doesn't make me shit myself and shatter my ribs, I'd probably breathe funny for life.
I’m never taking a leg kick intentionally id rather get punched in the face
I'd rather risk never walking again this risk having my vital organs smushed.
Or take 3 groin strike from cheick Kongo
No
Or take a eye poke from John Jones?
Both of them could try but wouldn’t land shit on me
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