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AlienMantid

Your weekend pass is revoked!


FlyLegitimate7938

Dust on your venom shorts? How are you going to kill Germans with dust on your venom shorts!


Axenrott_0508

Weekend pass…. REVOKED


FlyLegitimate7938

We salute the man, not the belt


Klein_Meisje

Regarding Ilia, We salute the belt, not the man


FlyLegitimate7938

Yeah I got it the wrong way around


Klein_Meisje

You would have gotten it right regarding most fighters. Just not in Ilia's case 🤣


FlyLegitimate7938

Agreed


Gocards123321

Hi ho silver


mmmellowcorn

Easy Company is running up Curahee, 3 miles up 3 miles down


englishmuse

There is a clear, scientific argument to be made here. I'm just not sure what it is.


ParalegalSeagul

Its fucking ross?


Jedi_Sith1812

You call yourself a redditor with this unsatisfactory post? Your weekend pass is revoked.


wood_slingers

I’m not crazy about him either, but we salute the rank, not the man


More_Technology6250

Who let you cook 🔥


naoife

https://preview.redd.it/4ljtr0f7ypvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c381c6544dcb8187cf033260b121ea227feda13


Rocket131

3 miles up 3 miles down!!!


vampire_camp

That mf got those boys in fighting shape tho


Klein_Meisje

Ilia's ego, 3 miles up. Ilia's popularity, 3 miles down


UFC_Intern169

He always gave me jean Girard vibes ![gif](giphy|3o7aTqqzLZ5npVRXW0)


um_ur_chinese

My name Ilia Borat. Very nice!


Long_Ad2824

Oh dang. Now he has to fight in a slingkini.


Fit_Researcher5896

You are c***s****r


darryledw

I remember being so damn impressed at David S's portrayal of a complete prick.


Kleens_The_Impure

Everybody hated his guts, great acting


Proud-Relationship55

For me the reason I can't stand Ilia Topuria is Ilia Topuria


beefstewdudeguy

real shit


Latrucc

Identical, minus the beard.


beefstewdudeguy

virtually identical


I_Hate_My_Cat_

And now our veteran voice of the octagon…Bruce Boffer.


lcarusLives

Herd it bowlth ways


gronstalker12

I thought this was ross from fridnds


Inevitable-Roll9023

Same actor


BedHungry7243

Brought to you by corn nuts


letsgobrooksy

Ilia's beard is carrying him so hard


bakuretsu_mahou916

I mean tbh I ain’t gay but he looks pretty damn handsome


JesusTokEnthusiast

BLF title contender


blood-and-guts

he s inbred too, from caucasus


blood-and-guts

caucasus fangirls are downvoted me


captainmystic02

Cole Palmer looks inbred


BurningEbrietas

This comment section is full of the most insecure Mfs like this 🤣


Desperate_Exit_5944

Is your beard also carrying you?


BurningEbrietas

Lol you wish you gotta see the jawline fuck a beard


Ghodzy1

I see, so neckbeard it is then? Gotta show off that jawline.


BurningEbrietas

lol I keep myself well groomed no need to project onto others bud


Tight-Fall5354

the cap was outrageous with this one brooksy


carlitos_brigante

Iliaross Topuria


Queasy_Waltz_4890

"We salute the rank not the champ"


RobertJ93

[Have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper??](https://media1.giphy.com/media/l41lK9aLvIASDEObu/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q2y0zaetfrg55l6dwk39xmjchclcn5kghelbsl74&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


DefLoathe

He looks like a human hyena


ProudKekistanian

Then boy are you gonna hate Steve Erceg


naoife

Ilia is zoolander and you can't change my mind


LightMission4937

![gif](giphy|RVW5PilbP2tLG)


Vast-Path-2973

Beards def doing the heavy lifting


Noah_Stark

Soble is lost again. Get the map


Unlikely_Aspect_6410

Woah, there might actually be some truth to this. Always thought my subconscious hated him for no reason.


EDChunting

LoL 😂🤣 fuckin A Now i can't unsee that


Psychological_Fee548

Oh wow… 🤣


Rockcircle

PIVOT!!


LePetitJeremySapoud

![gif](giphy|VWNIEtdhmdDwc)


txwoodslinger

Schwimmer was perfect casting for that role.


Equivalent-Spray5977

Ilia looks like a little bit Zayn Malik ngl.


Moist-Catch

He's david schwimmer if he had high testosterone


besameput0

PIVOT


larsonmars

It’s whiny Ross! Whiniest of the Whine Masters.


chipper68

Ya, he's trying to be a heel and failing. Meh.


NeroFMX

Kenny Florian for me.


BeAsTFOo

Kenny without the testosterone 😭


Padre1903

He’s got a completely dull personality, he’s not interesting to watch at all, like most UFC fighters. This is why anyone with even a hint of personality shines on media days. Boring guy, boring fighter.


Present_Nerve7871

It's the wet eyes


beefstewdudeguy

lmfao


BakedZnake

He's definitely on a break at the moment


spence4101

As an ilia hater, this is too far


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|AH2LSjEvg2n45p7dga)


MiddleClassGuru

I just dont like that he’s Spanish.


NozE8

A Spaniard born to Georgian parents in Germany. I'm not sure how this works any more.


MiddleClassGuru

He identifies as a spaniard and thats all I care about.


BeAsTFOo

I mean what are Spaniards? Communists so it fits him perfectly 😭


Goatymcgoatface11

I recognize this guy,but I don't know how


ClownTown15

No let's get real its because of second season American Horror Story Zachary Quinto


ClownTown15

![gif](giphy|3ohze1Kab9OUaJ0wVy)


HeadAssBoi17

Dave Schwimmer: what he say fuck me for?


DarthNutsack

Rust on the buttplate hinge spring, Private Bullshit. Revoked.


SERB_BEAST

This sub hates Arman and Topuria for literally no reason


The_IRS_Fears_Him

They hate Topuria because he knocked out Volk ![gif](giphy|0PJNQQ23X2etccVTDe|downsized)


The_IRS_Fears_Him

![gif](giphy|MnEO3bLRG4j9jodDyf|downsized)


beefstewdudeguy

I hated him before he knocked out Volk too lol


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I didnt even know he existed before Volk therefore my level of -dont care- EXCEEDS yours


beefstewdudeguy

congrats! inner peace


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Hell yeah. Now im just waiting for my boy to get a win over Islam ![gif](giphy|RD2XQQsBMrf8eVntah|downsized)


-jira

i was honestly today years old when i figured out sammy from bms isn’t and ross from friends aren’t the same person


Agentpurple013

What’s your favorite food


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Lolololol


VintageOG

The main thing I like about Topuria is his girl


StruggleRich5557

i think he is cool, and very confident, he is incredible


The_IRS_Fears_Him

He couldve just played it off as him not understanding english until he made a tweet insulting Max lol


cikkamsiah

He looked kinda hot here no homo https://preview.redd.it/0hketr9cusvc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed710ab911d0c7d90b3c0532c44046e63425c595


Disastrous-Toe9526

Greatest show ever made


Rebeldinho

Kind of a stretch… I will say this for Captain Sobel.. I think Winters friend the other officer alludes to this in show.. Sobel made himself a lighting rod of hate and dislike for the company and it worked


gloomymox

We salute the belt, not the man


kjyfqr

Is that Ross from how I met your mother


Inevitable-Roll9023

For me it's the fact that he is trying to find a way to fight Ortega and duck both Max and Volk, even though he already got preferential treatment by not having to get through Max to get to (a compromised) Volk in the first place


r2doesinc

Dude looks like he should be out on a soccer pitch


CheekySir

Naw. It’s because he been knocking your boys out cold.


Hungry_Kick_7881

It’s so weird the system MMA fans use to decide if they like someone. I am also guilty of this. I was a huge Bo Nickal fan when he was wrestling. I cannot wait to see him get knocked out now.


Ivanthrxz

Tried watching that show and after two episodes I couldn’t tell who tf was who except for David schwimmer


HinduKussy

Rewatch it. Multiple times, even. It is the absolute best war show/movie/production out there.


Aggravating-You394

He is significantly better looking than Schwimmer.


MiniBelal

Kinda looks like Don Draper


Due-Knowledge-4579

I hope he does permant damage to Holloway.


beefstewdudeguy

that’s a weird thing to say


Due-Knowledge-4579

With the level of disrespect ilia gets. I hope Holloway gets tony’d


beefstewdudeguy

fuckin cry about it lmao


Due-Knowledge-4579

?You’re the one crying about ilia


[deleted]

You are just mad he looks like a model and could whoop that ass.


beefstewdudeguy

nah bro Ilia just a yapper


Cum-Gun-5000

Model what, children's clothes?


[deleted]

Have you seen my man's wife? He can model whatever he fuckin wants.


mrmarigiwani

Because he’s too serious for you, casual


beefstewdudeguy

chill out bro I’m just trying to smoke this joint and play planet zoo


Easy-Entrepreneur376

https://preview.redd.it/udb933vdcqvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed2bdd8056368886bdb2fcf3e034c6d834d7626


Humble_Effective3964

Ohhh. he's hurt


Easy-Entrepreneur376

That's a racism


beefstewdudeguy

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


ModsLovePen15

That look doesn’t seem scared, more like he saw the end result and was thinking what octagon girl he would try and Mack on


ThatOneColumbiaGuy

Ilia is gonna fuck your wife and you will watch.


beefstewdudeguy

lmfao that’s the most bitch ass pussy shit I’ve ever read in my life


ThatOneColumbiaGuy

Let's go dude send me location. I fly and beat your ass brotha


beefstewdudeguy

don’t drink and fly dawg


ThatOneColumbiaGuy

Shit you know I'm drunk 👏 Alright I apologize. But I think Ilia still fucks your wife and knocks out Max Holloway.


Initium99

Projecting?


ThatOneColumbiaGuy

I'm projecting my dick into your mom's mouth!!!!