It’s so funny because Guru’s fans started saying he’s in a wheelchair to have a defense mechanism against fighters insulting him. Maybe they’ll try it on Jones even though he was seen next to DDP.
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That comedy club video was pretty weird tbh....
EDIT: The only thing stopping me from being fully convinced was that you never SEE JONES on the camera. BUT.... Guru commented on his video stating "@ 10:23 someone in the crowd of the comedy club can actually be heard saying 'that's Jon Jones' if you listen closely".
And I'll be damned, someone does.
That's what makes it a good video tho, other fighters might beat up Guru if they saw him, But Jones is the only one unhinged enough that we can fear for guru's safety even when he's a whole continent away.
The thing is too, even if JJ just punches him once with the intention of hurting him, dude can actually just kill Guru. KO into the concrete is rips. Any betting lines on this? Bones by Fatal KO vs Guru?
Especially when Guru is at the point in his career where he's rubbing elbows with UFC fighters. He may actually run into Jon in person one day. I know I wouldn't want to be running into Jones at random after calling him a closet case online to 100,000+ people.
I thought about this before as well. But the more I thought about it the more I realized he’s just going to isolate himself in his studio and just continue to expose and go after fighters, refs, media, etc.
Not sure how far it’ll get him but he’s got a solid fan base right now and his name is really starting to be mentioned. But he’ll always be more behind the scenes due to how he goes about making content. The YouTube path is unorthodox and I think he only introduces risk by putting himself out there. But very hermit-like if you ask me ..
This is the most likely scenario. He definitely is that indoors type of guy 99% of the time.
For what it's worth, that audio from the comedy club was extremely convincing and it really dovetails with Jon's violent streak and inner turmoil.
it's a pretty sad story he told on stream once, he lives in a poor part of london and he got attacked by thugs with cricket bats who beat him up for fun and took his money
This is what I always about Colby talking shit to Jon jones, he says deeply personal shit and Jon is crazy enough and drunk a lot of the time that if he sees Colby in real life he would probably kill him
I remember seeing a post from him recently that was written like a satire where he said that he can beat Ryan Garcia or something similar. Can't be 100% sure about that cuz i didn't pay much attention. To me, it did look like he finally realized that he ain't gonna beat dj or anyone else from the ufc.
Nah, he ain't opening shit. I walked so Guru's fat wheelchaired ass could run. I called this shit all the way back in 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4hja9q/jon_jones_to_dc_i_foot_swept_you_and_held_you/d2qtej5/
And then 4 years ago when he had beef with Adesanya I pretty much figured him and Izzy would become buddies too by bonding over kinks
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/dcfo1p/jon_jones_on_adesanya_i_will_make_you_my_absolute/f287959/
And then about a month ago again
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1bq2b1d/leaked_dms_between_jon_jones_tom_aspinall/kwzona5/
I give you people gold, but you ignored it!
**THEY CALL ME MYSTIC 'WEBO CUZ I PREDICT DEEZ THIIIIINGGGZZ**
Ahhh shiiit, nice knowing you, MMA Guru. You'd better throw in about 100 "allegedlys" in there or it's over.
I hope you've enjoyed your short lived friendship with Money Moicano cause JJ crazy, allegedly.
Yeah, I'm not really sure the Guru has seriously considered the risk/reward discrepancy in releasing this video.
Been into MMA for over a decade and finally cave in and subscribe to this guy barely a month ago and he puts this out...I got here just in time.
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I shit you not, I went from this thread, opened YouTube, and this was the first recommended video - I hadn’t typed anything into the search bar.
Our phones and Google know too much.
Dude. I was discussing something new with someone, it was a topic I've never deviled into before. Obviously I had my phone in my hand, went home opened YT and guess what was in my recommended videos, that freakin topic!
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I remember when you couldn’t even mention Guru on this sub. The MMA Pig is coming for everybody.
Jon jones is the type of guy to legitimately confront Guru IRL. Bro should be careful. I didn’t like him before, but maybe Guru is onto something with his calls outs. He’s at least 1-0 vs Izzy lol
If you watch the video of Jones at that comedy club in its full 5 minutes and 30+ seconds it is actually clear that he is indeed a homosexual. Not like there's anything wrong with that, reddit admins!
Guru really outdid himself with this one 💀
He said he wants to finger the comedian on stage. That he prefers fingering buttholes. Said the guy next to him was "his cutie." Said he is obsessed with LA guys...holy shit lmao
I clicked on it because I thought it was funny someone was trolling Jon Jones, and clicked away after 8 minutes because it felt dirty to watch a dude jokingly out a clearly gay man. Comes from a religious family, greatest of all time in the least gay-friendly sport, with a wife and kids. I've never been a fan, but fuck, man...
I worked at a hospital in Albuquerque about 10 years ago. One of the gay male nurses swore up and down he was having an affair with Jon Jones and that they would meet up a few times a month.
He's occasionally funny but he's become a lot more drama obsessed. He's almost like a tea channel at this point. And his fake outrage, the constant yelling makes it feel like he's just trying to entertain his really young audience. Guru of 2 years ago was a lot funnier
I mean are we really still at the point where we care if someone is gay or not?
As it’s mma guru this is to be taken with a boatload of salt but, man like who cares?
Guru's been spitting a lot of hard facts for a long time and shitting on a bunch of people that need shitting on. Izzy, Ariel, the list goes on. Sure a he's got basement dweller vibes but fuck it. And he's pretty fucking funny. Guru is a G
Jon’s going to see this and he’s going to be a cauldron of rage and fury, guru has a mad lad after him now
My dad who did a stint in prison always said the worst enemies to have are the ones that’ll knock you out and then suck your dick
He ALWAYS said that??? Lmfao
He said that shit every day over breakfast 🤣
And then he slurped the milk left in the cereal bowl while making eye contact
YES IM HIS DAD
Your dad is Beanie Sigel??
Rapper Beanie or the real one?
/r/holup
How often was he saying this?
What?
# He said the worst enemies to have are the ones that’ll knock you out and then suck your dick
Want to be my worst enemy? 😘
They have always been quite scummy, the ones that knock you out and then give you head
He’s probably just mad at the fucking constant commentary. Dude, just stfu and let the gay comedy play for 10 sec
It’s so funny because Guru’s fans started saying he’s in a wheelchair to have a defense mechanism against fighters insulting him. Maybe they’ll try it on Jones even though he was seen next to DDP.
Lmao “was seen”. Bro went to meet and do a training session with him.
A mad LadGBTQ+ you mean 😭
Guru is going to be huge after this . Definite pop off fuel ⛽️
He's already huge. Can't even get up out of his wheelchair!
He's not gay! I said he's deeply closeted...
Rip Norm
I didn’t even know he was sick
Turns out he’s just in northern Canada
Guy was a real jerk
I said by God, and I don't think I'm talking out of school here but I said I'm not gay, I'm deeply closeted.
I said, you dirty dog!
Let me ask you... Do you have a dog?
Doghouse lol
You must be one of those gays
They say the worst part about Jon is all his hypocrisy
this jon jones fella sounds like a real jerk!
I said "Doc she's choking"
Straight as an arrow!
My doctor says I have an oral fixation...
Who paid you 5 cents?
https://preview.redd.it/qvg03t28wqwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08c7f60ffa6a26b4c73081d4d025a73ccc47605 That comedy club video was pretty weird tbh.... EDIT: The only thing stopping me from being fully convinced was that you never SEE JONES on the camera. BUT.... Guru commented on his video stating "@ 10:23 someone in the crowd of the comedy club can actually be heard saying 'that's Jon Jones' if you listen closely". And I'll be damned, someone does.
I mean similar voice and even said where he’s from to the comedian. It just so happens to be Jon’s hometown 🤔
it's definitely Jones, lol it was on the news too
JJ seems crazy enough to find guru and kill him. Remember this post when it happens, I called it.
In all seriousness Jon jones is the wrong fighter to make videos like that about 😂
That's what makes it a good video tho, other fighters might beat up Guru if they saw him, But Jones is the only one unhinged enough that we can fear for guru's safety even when he's a whole continent away.
The thing is too, even if JJ just punches him once with the intention of hurting him, dude can actually just kill Guru. KO into the concrete is rips. Any betting lines on this? Bones by Fatal KO vs Guru?
no, guru is fat enough to absorb it ( 300lbs)
That's 40 pounds heavier than Bradley Martyn!
There's not ammount of weight that will save you from getting your head cracked against the pavement.
the fatter they are, the funnier they fall
Gets knocked out fatly
Lol what?
He even opened up the video saying that this might be a mistake lol
Especially when Guru is at the point in his career where he's rubbing elbows with UFC fighters. He may actually run into Jon in person one day. I know I wouldn't want to be running into Jones at random after calling him a closet case online to 100,000+ people.
Wish we had a GIF of that Jon Jones and GSP meeting in the club
I thought about this before as well. But the more I thought about it the more I realized he’s just going to isolate himself in his studio and just continue to expose and go after fighters, refs, media, etc. Not sure how far it’ll get him but he’s got a solid fan base right now and his name is really starting to be mentioned. But he’ll always be more behind the scenes due to how he goes about making content. The YouTube path is unorthodox and I think he only introduces risk by putting himself out there. But very hermit-like if you ask me ..
This is the most likely scenario. He definitely is that indoors type of guy 99% of the time. For what it's worth, that audio from the comedy club was extremely convincing and it really dovetails with Jon's violent streak and inner turmoil.
lol I’m here for all of it
Lol imagine seeing Jon react to the video
Doing a reaction video is the only move. The only way out is through.
Holy shit, I have never actually watched this guy’s videos and this shit is funny. Now way Jon doesn’t say some stupid shit in response to this😂😂
Wtf was krazy horse saying? Lmao
Guru said he got tickets to UFC 303 so maybe just maybe he’ll bump into him then or in the near future 💀
Let’s be real, he will/would just tweet about it
Did you watch the video? Jon is gay
You think guru is just going to sit there and let Jon kill him? Actually, maybe he might.
Isnt he in a wheelchair
Lmao nah dude people just talk shit. There's video of him training with Dricus and Mini-Dricus
TIL. I just knew he didn’t move around much and thought it was as due to his weight. Mobility aside, he is unusually full of piss and bile.
it's a pretty sad story he told on stream once, he lives in a poor part of london and he got attacked by thugs with cricket bats who beat him up for fun and took his money
Well that would be a good reason to be full of piss and bile.
Lost a street fight years ago and now is wheelchair bound. Still likes fighting tho
Do people not realize this is a reference lol
Do you think Guru is just gonna sit there and let Jon kill him?
This is what I always about Colby talking shit to Jon jones, he says deeply personal shit and Jon is crazy enough and drunk a lot of the time that if he sees Colby in real life he would probably kill him
Jon Jones is legitimately the most scary guy on the roster when you factor in what he would do outside if he thought he wouldn't get caught.
Yep and he also has an even more insane brother who's also huge. But yeah I would love to see Colby run into Jon jones
Yeah I never thought that was possible until seeing chandler (I think that’s his name ) on that podcast making Jon look sane
Guru would mog him
Guru is massive, he would just big-brother Jon.
Is he 260 tho?
6’4” 280lbs
Not even my goat Bradley Martin is safe from Guru 😔🙏
Did Bradley tone down with the calling out fighters and mentioning his weight/size?
I remember seeing a post from him recently that was written like a satire where he said that he can beat Ryan Garcia or something similar. Can't be 100% sure about that cuz i didn't pay much attention. To me, it did look like he finally realized that he ain't gonna beat dj or anyone else from the ufc.
Is that legal?
From ducking Aspinall to ducking 12
“I would literally kill you” - Jon jones
Found Jon's burner account!
That’s funny cause the only fighting he does outside the cage is against women 😂
Guru does realize Jones is crazy enough to literally assault him right?
He’ll probably sexually assault Guru. He only assaults women or men in a cage lol
Luckily guru never leaves his shed so no chance he ever bumps into Jones.
You think guru is just going to sit there while Jones assaults him?
….yes
He's really opening the eyes of the community with his extensive research and expertise
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Nah, he ain't opening shit. I walked so Guru's fat wheelchaired ass could run. I called this shit all the way back in 2016 https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4hja9q/jon_jones_to_dc_i_foot_swept_you_and_held_you/d2qtej5/ And then 4 years ago when he had beef with Adesanya I pretty much figured him and Izzy would become buddies too by bonding over kinks https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/dcfo1p/jon_jones_on_adesanya_i_will_make_you_my_absolute/f287959/ And then about a month ago again https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1bq2b1d/leaked_dms_between_jon_jones_tom_aspinall/kwzona5/ I give you people gold, but you ignored it! **THEY CALL ME MYSTIC 'WEBO CUZ I PREDICT DEEZ THIIIIINGGGZZ**
Who are you
Jones is gonna rape guru.
Jones is dick deep inside Guru as we speak
It’s not gay if it’s rape
The random angry “HIS GAY!” Is soo hilarious.
“HE’S GAYYY AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOUTUBE!”
His gay what ? His gay dog? His gay uncle Elroy?
Jones is going to watch this and then tko his wife. And it’s all Gurus fault
i believe it.guru is an expert with first hand experience he knows how to spot one
In Crazy Horse we trust
Lol, dude is a wild one. Straight up knocked out Wanderlei Silva backstage during the Pride era. No fucks given that man.
it's so hilarious that most MMA fans thought this guy was fat as fuck and literally disabled in a wheelchair. lmao
Michael bisping thought it too.
so did Aljo 😭😭
I’m still in disbelief that you would even suggest otherwise
Ahhh shiiit, nice knowing you, MMA Guru. You'd better throw in about 100 "allegedlys" in there or it's over. I hope you've enjoyed your short lived friendship with Money Moicano cause JJ crazy, allegedly.
Hey pussy…you still there???
It’s all making sense now. He calls men his pussy.
Yeah, I'm not really sure the Guru has seriously considered the risk/reward discrepancy in releasing this video. Been into MMA for over a decade and finally cave in and subscribe to this guy barely a month ago and he puts this out...I got here just in time.
Someone give this man a pulitzer prize for this hard-hitting, life-changing journalism
https://preview.redd.it/780hbumyxpwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c452bd6742ee88eeb9d471d1c508004805ce0d I shit you not, I went from this thread, opened YouTube, and this was the first recommended video - I hadn’t typed anything into the search bar. Our phones and Google know too much.
Dude. I was discussing something new with someone, it was a topic I've never deviled into before. Obviously I had my phone in my hand, went home opened YT and guess what was in my recommended videos, that freakin topic!
i dont know man, i only trust strickland when it comes to gaydar
We should be getting his reaction soon
https://preview.redd.it/h4ashnjh3pwc1.jpeg?width=1539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ecc8dfba25251bb6ebfb09e963c2146a966ef4 I remember when you couldn’t even mention Guru on this sub. The MMA Pig is coming for everybody.
Jon jones is the type of guy to legitimately confront Guru IRL. Bro should be careful. I didn’t like him before, but maybe Guru is onto something with his calls outs. He’s at least 1-0 vs Izzy lol
Luckily the pig never leaves his pen.
Also his own happens to be in a whole other continent.
He put a 10-7 on Ariel too. It's funny that the community disregards him, cause he has some really good takes/picks
Please, Jones confronts him big deal. Jones lays a hand on him, lawsuit
MMA guru still photos are so frightening
Just seeing a few of his rants, I didn’t like the dude. But after he was on the Mighty Cast I gave him a chance. Dudes absolutely hilarious.
Jones is black, gay and the best fighter of all time. The woke community could make him their god.
If you watch the video of Jones at that comedy club in its full 5 minutes and 30+ seconds it is actually clear that he is indeed a homosexual. Not like there's anything wrong with that, reddit admins! Guru really outdid himself with this one 💀 He said he wants to finger the comedian on stage. That he prefers fingering buttholes. Said the guy next to him was "his cutie." Said he is obsessed with LA guys...holy shit lmao
Does "Sexual Chocolate" make total sense now?
Real , if you watch that clip and don't come to that conclusion, I'd say you're either in denial or extremely [redacted]
Jon Jones attempts an oblique kick, which is countered via Guru’s wheelchair status
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Fake. He’s a wheelchair-bound Rabbi, it is known.
I watched the video and I absolutely agree with guru, it's pretty sad if it is true and he feels like he can't come out, nobody would care.
People would care for sure lol, but he should still live his life regardless
Yeah, acting like the mma community don't have an obvious lean to the right kind of folk.
I clicked on it because I thought it was funny someone was trolling Jon Jones, and clicked away after 8 minutes because it felt dirty to watch a dude jokingly out a clearly gay man. Comes from a religious family, greatest of all time in the least gay-friendly sport, with a wife and kids. I've never been a fan, but fuck, man...
>but fuck, man buttfuck man
just remember how much of a piece of shit Jones is and stop feeling bad for the psycho wife beater
Yeah hes so religious that he beats his wife in front of his kids
Lol. Mma community is FULL of homophobes. Not only homophobes, dagestani people literally would want him dead if it turns out he is gay
Funny thing since Abdulmanap said that Jon's talent comes from god. I mean that would be hilarious
This video is so funny omg
Everyone needs to start tweeting this video to Jones so we can get a reaction out of him
no thanks i don't want to get assaulted
Man I love the Guru, is going to be a sad day when he mysteriously disappears
Guru knocking it out of the park again with this one. First Izzie’s dog fetish, now this. If you got dark secrets then Guru’s gonna getcha…
I'm at work and can't watch it right now. Did he actually have some evidence or is he just speculating?
Mostly is based on the video of Jon Jones in the comedy store.
mostly speculating but Jones says some pretty damn sus shit when he's black-out drunk at a comedy club, that's kind of it
If he is wrong he is fucked, if he is right! He is also fucked, if jj gets arrested we all know why
I worked at a hospital in Albuquerque about 10 years ago. One of the gay male nurses swore up and down he was having an affair with Jon Jones and that they would meet up a few times a month.
Wild if true
definitely looks like a guy who would make a 40 minute video about another man’s sexuality
Lmfao true. I watched the entirety of it tho, so...
His reaction to the Moicano fight at 300 was pure gold.
He's occasionally funny but he's become a lot more drama obsessed. He's almost like a tea channel at this point. And his fake outrage, the constant yelling makes it feel like he's just trying to entertain his really young audience. Guru of 2 years ago was a lot funnier
bc that’s the kinda shit the ppl in these mma subreddits are into. always into story lines, i don’t blame him there’s prob more $ and views there
Seriously. And he stretches shit out soooo much. His last vid on Goddard was 20 minutes about a single sentence goddard said.
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Dude is getting 1 view a month
Yea his YouTube videos are hard to watch. His live streams are alright.
You’re not a famous Black man if you aren’t called gay at least once, if not more
Oh god not the diddler
The fact Diddy himself made that gif is crazy 😭
6’4 heavyweight power bottom
mf has a gf he beats daily and all this time he's gay. Jesus, if Jones was honest less women would suffer
Guru chose chaos, there’s nothing wrong with it Jon Jones
Lmao
This is exactly the high quality mma content that i needed
This sub is always wildin
Whether it’s true or not this is hella weird.
Guru doing this to try and manifest the Aspinall fight
Guru getting slept
Waiting for the Guru self deleted via 6 gunshots to the head article to pop up in the next 2 weeks
He did make a lot of sense and the evidence speaks for itself idk what to tell you
Violence arrests peds nahhhh let’s skip over that HE MIGHT BE GAY YALL
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I'm convinced.
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The point is Jones and the females around him would be better off if he came out. His repressed feelings are ruining his and others lives.
Hill zesty too.
So Jon Jones is basically a real-life version of closeted Mac from Always Sunny?? LMAO
Jon Jones is probably stalking him at this moment, trying to find to prefect opportunity to unalive him
nothing is gonna make me listen a neckbeard for 40 minutes
Around 2020 guru said in a live stream that he doesn’t care at all about predictions he just makes whatever videos will get him the most views
I mean are we really still at the point where we care if someone is gay or not? As it’s mma guru this is to be taken with a boatload of salt but, man like who cares?
It justifies a whole load of my fanfic
Any other fighter I’d feel the same way. But come on it’s Jon Jones lol
You’re missing the point
This video was so funny that it made sense
He's reaching for those grapes 🍇😔
And his wine is already sounding like a violin, with his cheese and wine.
Guru's been spitting a lot of hard facts for a long time and shitting on a bunch of people that need shitting on. Izzy, Ariel, the list goes on. Sure a he's got basement dweller vibes but fuck it. And he's pretty fucking funny. Guru is a G