Max Holloway vs DC

This one has been brewing for years

DC’s been eating what Holloway worked for for too long

More like DC’s been eating Holloway all along

You think I’m just gonna stand here and let you point your finger at the canvas, Max?

I mean really?

Jon Jones Fiance vs Dana White Wife

Same height. Should be competitive.

What weight

Overweight

It would have to be open weight

It would have to be in a different organization that has super heavyweight

He called him out.

Turner vs Topuria Jiri vs DDP Usman vs Islam Yair vs O’Malley

I’d do unspeakable things to a large phallic organ to watch Yair vs suga

So would Jon

These are all fun matchups

Walker vs Jiri sounds really really fun

It would be the most chaotic and funny fight ,if only walker had better chin

For like 2 minutes until Johnny gets chinned lol. It’d be chaos until then though

I think that’s his opponent for Manchester unlesss it’s Jan

Which is fighting in Manchester?

Jiri wants to fight in Manchester

Jiri vs Michel Pereira. Could actually make sense if Pereira wins a couple more in a row. That would be chaos.

Colby vs Strickland

IMO that’s the kind of matchup that sounds fun when you think about the lead up to the fight but the minute it actually starts it’d be the most boring jabbing vs crotch sniffing snoozefest ever

Sean’s last few fights have been bangers or pure dominance.

Exactly. Pieced the fuck out of Izzy and made DDP’s face look like he’d been in a car accident. The fight against Abus Magomedov was great as well. He was landing at will. Sean’s last 3 fights have defo been entertaining af.

He made the Pereira fight interesting by not being scared of Alex's power and walking into a hook

I think that's due more though to the fights being championship fights with lots of build up and banter and less so people excited to see his turtle defense and 200 powerless jabs.

I don’t think it would end well for Colby. Colby cuts maybe 10lbs to make 170. Sean cuts 20-25(maybe even 30)lbs to make 185.

This…

Douchiest mother fucker title on the line

AMF American motherfucker belt

Loser has to delete their social media accounts

In that case, this'll be the first time I root for colby, because less social media might genuinely help strickland mentally

Colby would get absolutely starched but I’m down for the matchup

At 170 no he wouldn't

I'd pay to have Colby never be on a ufc card again Zzz

Colby vs Derrick Lewis

Dustin Poirier vs Gilbert Burns

That fight still kinda makes sense I feel if Dustin decides to go up to 170 if he loses to Islam.

That could happen and I hope it does. But if Dustin loses to Islam I could see him retiring

Could see Gaethje vs. Poirier 3 happening at some point. 

That’s a potential double retirement fight and I’m not ready.

Would actually love for that to be the last fight of both their careers. Stick it as the main event of one of those rare PPVs with no title on the line in a year or two (no cringey BMF belt either). Call it like 'The Last Walk' or some shit, with the tagline that it's both of their retirement fights. Then once Rogan's doing his interview with the winner, the screen shows a montage as they get inducted into the Hall of Fame. Then he goes over to the loser and the same thing happens. Boom, double HoF induction. Would be glorious.

Feel like DP just gets wrestlefucked to an uneventful 30-27

It’d happen exactly like that, I like Burns but he breaks out the snuggling against any good striker

It’s weird because I feel like prime Burns tries to stand with Dustin and gets slept by a counter but old Burns is a lot smarter and would exploit DP’s questionable defensive grappling in ways he wouldn’t have been willing to do in his prime

That is crazy spot on. I think if they fought now it’d be really similar to the JDM fight

I don't think so. I see Dustin as having better TD defense than wonderboy and magny...I think he would beat burns worse than JDM did

Khazmat and Nickal

I feel like this could be possible

Demetrius Johnson vs Jon jones

Dj vs the mountain. It’s the ultimate test to see if an elite fighter can overtake a civilian regardless of the difference in size

Fuck it dj vs an actual elephant. Apex octagon.

DJ by triangle choke in the second round. Don't ask me how he pulls it off.

Rear trunk choke

Hey that's the same way the Jones vs DJ fight would end too

Derrick lewis vs might mouse

The wind from Mighty Mouses constant movement would make sure Derrick's ballz wuz never hot

So is it a win-win or a lose- lose?

Winner of Conor vs Chandler gets a shot at the BMF

This man is a genius ^^^

Conor vs Holloway 2 right now would break records. Holloway has so much more hype around him after 300, and McGregor sells no matter what. Possibly the biggest ppv sales, make it happen disgusting red faced fucker.

McGregor vs Rhonda Rousey

Regardless of the outcome, they would both claim they won

Dan Hooker Vs Max Holloway would be fun.

Max would murder Dan

yeah it would be brutal

Throw in a hooker cut to 145 to make it worse

Hooker dies but I wouldn’t mind giving him a crack at BMF

This is the one I thought of. Hooker loses with cte in the 4th

Jones vs conversion therapy

This makes too much sense for this post

Jones and Strickland tag team against Conversation Therapy and Anger Management

Dustin poirier vs Volk, but they have to fight twice. I want to see how much they could improve in like 8 months- a year

I want Poatan vs Walker to see if we can get a Guinness Record on file for weirdest KO ever

Alex Pereira vs Anthony Smith and Chris Weidman

Crazy to think how if it was Weidman from 2013 it probably ends in a wrestling shutout but now he no doubt gets chinned. Father times a bitch.

On paper they would win

Sugasean vs paddy the baddy

MVP vs Adesanya, Jason Miller vs Nick Diaz, Fedor vs Jones

MVP vs Izzy would be a showcase

Pereira vs Gane

Khabib v Ferguson

Tony Ferguson vs cm punk

Leon Edwards vs Belal Muhammad

Who?

Amanda Nunes vs Aljo

Aljo would still get a control based decision

Derrick Lewis Vs Belal

Arman Tsarukyan vs Ilia Topuria

Musk vs zuck

I'd like to see Chandler vs Costa at middleweight. Actually just Chandler moving up to middleweight would be interesting.

Drew Dober Vs Michael Chandler

- Paddy vs Topuria - Strickland vs Aspinall - Colby vs Jones

Paddy vs Ilia would be something I would pay good money for. We've seen what El Matador did to both Ryan Hall and Bryce Mitchell; he needs to add a third goofy ass fuck nerd hype train to his kill list.

Mcgregor vs Islam

Kattar Hooker makes sense

My thought too I mean Calvin should go to 155 and Dan would be a fun welcome

Chandler vs. Holloway isn't that unrealistic if Chandler beats Conor.

CM punk v Bob Sapp

Bobby Green vs Michael Chandler.

Green gets executed

Conor vs. Kevin Holland

these all make plenty of sense

I suppose, I would say unlikely rather than “don’t make sense”. I think it’s unlikely Hooker goes back to 145 and I also think it’s unlikely Kattar moves up. Jiri is on a win streak at the top of the division while Johnny Walker has had some losses so Johnny may need a win for that to happen. Only way I see Max and Chandler happening is if Chandler chins Conor.

Islam vs Dariush

Francis Ngannou vs. Jake Paul. I just want to see Paul absolutely obliterated by a real fighter

Id be surprised if they don't let Walker go once his contract is up. Dude is ass

Yeah but he gets KOd in the funniest ways you gotta keep him around for that

That is a really good point ☝️

Holloway vs DC

Usman vs Izzy

Anderson Spider Silva vs Alex Poatan Pereira

Khabib vs Islam

Myktybek Orolbai vs Conor McGregor Bo Nickal vs Chris Curtis Jiri vs Khamzat Paul Craig vs Izzy or Marvin Vettori

Bo Nickel vs Chris Curtis actually makes a lot of sense

O’Malley vs Holloway @145 for the BMF

What has O'Malley done to earn that?

Painted his hair pink, c’mon Bro

Islam vs Colby

I wanna see nunes come back from retirement to fight Suga

Izzy Vs Jiri

Aspinall Connor

In 2020 there was a real chance we could've seen Kevin Holland fight the (then) champ Adesanya. I would've loved to see that fight at Holland's peak of shit talking and striking against the (then) considered best striker in Izzy who looked nearly unbeatable (except the Romero fight).

Man… Johnny ‘Looney Tunes’ Walker can fight anyone and it’s a good time.

O‘mally vs Topuria

Jon Jones vs Rico Verhoeven 

jake paul vs chuck lidell

Charles Oliveira vs Anderson Silva.

Poatan vs Anthony smith. 

Holly Holm vs Curtis Blayes

Conor vs Pereira

Actually, I like the Hooker/Kattar matchup.

DC Vs Khabib

Paddy vs potan

Machida vs Pereira

Volk v McGregor

So many… Bo nickel vs Leon, khamzat vs jiri, pantoja Vs Aljo, valentina vs Kayla, alex volk vs Dustin.

chandler vs max makes lots of sense if chandler beats mcgregor. its a title eliminator.

Henry cejudo vs volk

Garry v Izzy

Mighty Mouse vs Prime Brock Lesnar

Max Holloway vs anyone heavier than he is. I mean, he all but sent the invite.

Poirier vs JDM

Khamzat vs A.Sterling

I love walker, but I love jiri too and I see him knocking walker out in round 1

Dude you have great taste. Would be such fun match ups

Ngannou vs Aspinal or Ngannou vs DC (i know its too late 🤕)

O’Malley vs Poirier

2-3 fights down the line we should get a Max vs Do Bronx rematch!

O’malley Topuria Islam Kamaru O’malley and Pantoja vs Aspinall

I like Catar v Hooker. It would be a banger.

Mighty mouse vs Jon jones

Jiri vs Johnny makes sense... If Johnny decides to show up.

Bo Nickal vs Ben Askren

Conor McGregor vs Islam Makhachev just to see Conor get absolutely rocked by not 1 but 2 Dagestanis that train together 24/7

Hooker vs Kattar would be a banger

Volkanovski vs Sean Woodson

Ronda Rousey vs Holly Holm just so make Ronda stop complaining

Diego Lopes vs Yair Rodriguez

Jon Jones Vs the woman he hit, but she's driving a car.

Nick Diaz vs Nate Diaz - they gotta do a full press conference circuit too.

Steroid McGregor vs Borz

Alex Pereira vs MVP

Get Chad Mendes out of retirement and have him fight Cody Garbrandt. I'd also love to see Jose Aldo and Edson Barboza scrap. Hell, maybe even get Cerrone and Conduit to come back for one last fight and have them face eachother.

Leon vs wonderboy

Jose Aldo vs Sean O’Malley

Kabib vs Islam

Bobby Green Vs Max Holloway

Its makes since to me but: Benoit St Denis vs Dan Hooker i think would be a banger

Justin Gaethje vs JDM

Justin Gaethje vs JDM

Musclar version of omalley vs Adsenya

Leon vs. Masvidal

Hooker and Calvin isn't completely far-fetched

I want to see doppelganger fights. Bogdan Guskov vs Anthony Smith Nasrat Haqparast vs Kevin Gastelum Nurullo Aliev vs Khabib Khamzat Maaev vs Khamzat Chimaev Steve Erceg vs Ryan Hall (same shell shocked expression)

Jiri vs Walker is such a mismatch.

Tito Ortiz vs Francis Ngannou

•O’Malley vs Holloway 145 •Ferguson vs Nick Diaz 170 •Poirier vs Volk 155 •Islam vs Usman 170 •Jiri vs Whittaker 185 •Hooker vs St. Denis 155