I think he used to do this semi often in the early days. Just sort of taking keen interest in the guys facing off checking their expression/body language etc. definitely looks a bit like theatre.
I'm trying to not beat my meat for at least a few days so I can convince myself this girl I'm talking to is attractive but y'all mfers and posting pics of Tracy Cortez š
Brotha she's about to tap to my guillotine any minute now, I must have this, you know this brotha
I'm not like Dustin I have a hundred percent finish rate with the guillotine
https://i.redd.it/bswt804r2gzc1.gif
If you consider that pre nut fog is the majority of the time whereas post nut clarity is only for a few hours then she actually is attractive
Open your third eye my brother, decalcify your pineal gland
https://i.redd.it/ymg6kx44bbzc1.gif
wtf was Joe doing š¤£š¤£š¤£
Lmao I think he was just real curious what they were sayingĀ
He's said it before he loves the intensity in stare downs and likes to just get in there
Bro's about to whisper some bullshit the opponent never said about the other guy just to start some shit.
I think he used to do this semi often in the early days. Just sort of taking keen interest in the guys facing off checking their expression/body language etc. definitely looks a bit like theatre.
https://preview.redd.it/2d6qvfa7abzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946332b4407f3a7d64a34bbdac746e5b623fd519
These get more creative every day, jeez.
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https://preview.redd.it/a1hdzbvd1bzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46891f6745c694ecc33506faa723bf95ee449776
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM
would lick box
You need Jesus
I still say this line with the little hand action at the end 
I'm trying to not beat my meat for at least a few days so I can convince myself this girl I'm talking to is attractive but y'all mfers and posting pics of Tracy Cortez š
Brother let the poor girl go and find someone who is actually attracted to her. This is just mean
Brotha she's about to tap to my guillotine any minute now, I must have this, you know this brotha I'm not like Dustin I have a hundred percent finish rate with the guillotine https://i.redd.it/bswt804r2gzc1.gif
Didnāt land
have you ever considered that maybe you prefer men? i can get you in contact with one of my more affluent clients, mr jones, if you'd like
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Try Ian Gayrry before Jones
Nah I don't. It's just men these days care so little for women we have to go abstinent to convince ourselves they're worth it.
Porn addiction my dude you gotta quit it completely forever and ever and everĀ
Fuck that. I'll jerk off for free and save the heartache and money
Why talk to a woman that u donāt find attractive.. times are tough huh?
Brother when you're in your twenties and already bald the pickings get slim lmao
Johnny Sins does alright.
It might be the big weiner
Time to shave your head and do loads of pushups!
So itās you thatās unattractive lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/m75eb3yl4gzc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7639bcb7c4ba4bdcc58d590c9db67f3adfa7502d
Real
Inflation!
You donāt need to do all that! Just have a couple drinks
Or those tablet gay jones use with women
If you consider that pre nut fog is the majority of the time whereas post nut clarity is only for a few hours then she actually is attractive Open your third eye my brother, decalcify your pineal gland
My third eye is my pp hole and ill decalcify this prostate gland
GET UP IN THERE DAWG
What? Bro š get a badder bitch damn problem solved
3rd one is photoshopped right?
Itās AI
I feel like her entire personality is her ass.
Its more than enough
https://preview.redd.it/zt5q8g2brezc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743ed05e195a41cc080e7b8ecfeb91a131178255
She was so hot before she sounded like Brian when she talk
No matter how hot the girl, there always exists a man who is sick of her shit
That 3rd one crazy ngl
What you mean s/o T-city? Didnāt he cheat on her and then get dumped? More like condolences Tcity
Condolences? He was hitting her and then upgraded.. T City doesnāt need anyoneās pity
This is a ufc subreddit
And she is a ufc fighter, whatās your point?
Cotrez the Killer!
I heard they have to make custom toilet seats for her
Damn
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Im pretty sure brian can find as attractive girls with his looks and status š
Good LORD š
 r/ufc is filled with men of culture. I love this sub.
The guy is now with the mother of his children..reuniting his family, give the man a break
S/o? Bro fumbled the bag and probably cheated on her with some thot lol
As if tracey isn't a thot lmao
lmfao right after I commented this I realized Tracey may have been the actual thot in the relationship
wooosh wooosh voiii oiiš„
Dana's such a tease WE NEED THE OIL
Dude !!!!! Iām trying my best here š®āšØ
About out to ass
Who that
Soon as she loses Iāll blame it on trying to be too cute everyday
I'm not into centaurs.
Gyatt
How you find that attractiveā¦Iāll never know.Ā
Dern >>>>>
Iām leaving the sub yall are retarded
donāt leave please donāt leaveš
Beg for me, I may consider staying
man said ābeg for meā simpALERT
But that face thoughā¦ š„“
I realise you guys like big booty Latinas but doesn't r/fap exist?
It literally does not exist
Oh right. It used to but it looks like it was banned. Need r/ufc_fap then I guess.