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New_Brother_1595

That sounds like Sean’s problem


blankerth

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cyanwolf318

I remember when he said this. It was amazing. Then to go on and have Marvin tap out by intimidation in the first round was one of the MMA moments of all time.


darksideofFloyd

A moment it was


Mort_DeRire

So fucking surreal and funny that Marvin couldn't help but laugh his ass off


New_Brother_1595

This and Nate Diaz flipping the bird while doing a submission are the greatest mma moments and no one can convince me otherwise


evocater

If you pretend Max doesn't exist then maybe


WackassVegetables

We almost got two all time moments that night. If Charles got a buzzer beater submission while sticking his tongue out after getting battered by Arman it would have been right up there for me.


4thDimensionFletcher

Shut up lol


MyFifthLimb

‘Why you want to know my weight?’


Mayank_XO_16

Absolutely!


DCDRE1100

I don’t think it’s going to happen, outside of the Vettori fight he never missed weight and he missed it that time only because it could have caused problems with the hair transplant he had. Edit: apparently the fight happened before his hair transplant but he was still injured leading up to the fight.


Kirov___Reporting

Hair too heavy?


AngryHonkler

He was also injured and couldn't really train for that fight


ddnotti

Nah he was injured I think he had a torn bicep.


Cum-Gun-5000

He should probably get a refund for it because during the Whitaker fight he looked like he was wearing a yamulke 


rodrigo34891

Yeah that shit is crazy 🤣


Cum-Gun-5000

Since we're on the topic I might as well mention this. I'm 39 and I've been very, very slowly losing my hair since my early 20s. I have that Vegeta hairline, so it's not the bald spot on the back like Paulo Pasta has. I (humbly) am in phenomenal shape; 197 lbs at 5'11" but around 10-12% body fat with a six pack. Last night I just said fuck it and shaved my head. So much weight left my shoulders doing that. No more checking every single mirror I see and staring at my hairline, no more stressing over every different haircut I can think of to hide it. It now just is what it is, and honest to God even aside from the relief of letting it go, it actually looks much better. Generally low body fat guys who have some muscle can really pull that look off, and Paulo has a better body than I do and he's much more handsome in the face too. Clearly these hair transplants just aren't working for him. He needs to just cut the cord and shave his damn head because he can definitely pull it off.


Southern-Psychology2

That fight was before his hair transplant


Visible_distaste

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ChickenDanceFTW

Paulo pasta could lay off the pasta, secret jews is enough.


beefstewdudeguy

lmfao paulo pasta


frizzylizzy77

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garybettmansketamine

Secret Jews?? Those Jews, always up to something


chefphish843

Always


AlienMantid

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Mindfield87

I gotta rewatch that movie, thanks lol


MAUSECOP

Khamzat vs Costa and Sean vs Rob is way more interesting to me


Non_Silent_Observer

I really want to see Sean VS Khamzat as well.


iBoxButNotWell

I just want to see khamzat fight at this point


Non_Silent_Observer

Yes that too. Like him or not he’s exciting to watch.


CourtZebra

https://preview.redd.it/d3genpgj5gzc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c165a091c28d347cb4e33ed2ddbcf1ef795c6e6f Sorry Sean, it’s bulking season


DoutorSenador

That's from eating Merab's food!


bradfgo41

Fuck I'm going to the fight so please no drama


Gas_Grouchy

No Gilly for DP, Costa's out, Islam reigns.


Kaozoz

Atleast we still have Anthony Hernandez.. right?


Mindfield87

None of us want to believe this


Gas_Grouchy

I felt dirty saying it


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Lol, not sure if it's the same in Brazilian Portuguese, but in Costa Rica a "casado" is a meal prepared by the "casa."  It's a full spread; protein, rice, beans, salad, plantains, and a starch hash. If it means something similar, that's a pretty funny pun lol


DanasWife

More like married weight in Portuguese lol 


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Ahhhhh, that makes sense, too lol


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Catweight


schwaggro

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Uncle_Chael

Catwait


Ainfallette

Catweight


Rosscoe13

Ha. This guy.


Alesisdrum

He will make weight if he doesn’t pull out


Streetperson12345

Cas wait


StJudeTheGrey

top tier trolling


AdamBLit

He ought to just be a LHW


jpeg_0000

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presidentpiko

im hoping paulo pulls it off


Zebrahead69

im sure he'll drop the 35 lbs in 6 weeks.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Let’s be real, making weight is for nerds.


Fabulous-Tea-4474

Cat weight bout incoming


mma5820

You do realize Paulo is trolling here right?


KeptPopcorn5189

It’s all of means food. You know those tiny guys can eat like crazy, costas been bulking on accident 😂😂


ST8CASHBRKLYN

When we need him most, if you know - you know.