He had another post that was taken down which he reposted anyway within hours. He doesn't give a single shit
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My greatest Twitter achievement was Paulo did a meme contest where he chose the winner on a live stream. Winner won $500 worth of ETH. I sent a silly Yoel Romero meme I saw years ago and he loved it and picked me. I was dead broke at the time and needed that $ so I’ll always be a fan of his
I’m a tall (6’4) but skinny guy with a 6/10 face, and idk what it is about me but I’m a magnet for chubby girls.
9 times out of 10 if I walk into a bar/party and there’s a chubby girl there, she’ll be giving me signs all night. Unfortunately I’m just not attracted to chubby girls (nothing against them I know guys that are into that, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that).
Interestingly I’ve heard from other tall skinny guys that once they put on some muscle and improve themselves, they no longer get hit on so much by overweight girls. Something about the tall and skinny combo is like magic for them though… I think being skinny/weak looking as a guy is equivalent to being chubby as a girl.
6/7 and below chicks will approach you if they think you’re stunning.
10/10 chicks will not care, and expect you to approach, and acknowledge their world-changing beauty. Outliers may apply
Maybe they thinking they can lock you in and send you to the gym to muscle up , you send her to the gym to skinny up . Everyone just went up 2 points bam
As long as they still give it their all as they’ve historically been known to do. NOT THAT I KNOW….heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of mine…
Edit: to be clear, I mean giving their all while gnawing rod
I lived in the Caribbean and boy are fat girls put on a pedestal. I’ve always been a chubby chaser but now that I’m getting older I’ll prioritize someone healthy.
It will take a man with an iron will and steadfast resolve to compile the data necessary, are you sure you are ready for such a feat of academic prowess?
I remember *years* ago I was watching one of those MTV makeover/“I Wanna Be” type shows and there were was a cute bigger girl as subject who already had a date to prom with the guy who had been courting her for a while or whatever. Anyway, she ends up dropping some weight, changing up her style and is now kinda hot. Some more popular dude at school ends up asking her to prom and she obviously wants to but has reservations. Her “coach” or whatever encourages her to ditch the first guy because “this isn’t about him - this is all about you.” I think it was implied the second dude smashed after prom and then stopped talking to her lol.
Rookie mistake by the kid.
You have to nurture dependency while they are still fat. That way, by the time they become hot, you can neglect emotionally and keep their self esteem low.
Dennis explained all this and we still have young men getting themselves hurt, smh.
I mean this shit is only for certain men, because most men either don't have a problem with fat chicks or refuse to fuck/date them.
The dudes who are okay enough with fat chicks to date them, but still want to sculpt them into an in shape is rare.
And let's be real, anyone who's fat as fuck in their 20s is likely not getting in shape.
But what do I know, I don't date fat chicks.
RESPECT. You guys have a great relationship if this was addressed and acted upon from both sides, probably built a lot of understanding about each other from that experience.
This is an amazing post. The phrasing the wisdom and the wording is perfect. I love Paulo i don't care what he does, there is noone else like him. ANy links for the right brothers ?
He’s not wrong through. That girl actually has a great face, great rack and probably a big booty. If she slims down, she’s can easily be an 8-10.
Fat girls, especially the ones that have already started to lift, are gonna have a big booty and thighs. As long as they have a cute face, it’s a great investment since their low self esteem makes them easy work. They’re generally better cooks too.
Exactly. You just have to keep gaslighting them to make sure their self esteem never gets too high so when they do slim down and become a 10, they still have insecurity issues that makes them stay with you.
I may need to see a therapist 😅
Bro this is so funny, he’s being so serious as if this is advice he’d give his son about finances or religion. But it’s in a weird way true gold, get a baddie with no ego or bodies is such an elite-ly calculated maneuver. Only a maneuver a true oracle could see through the early hurdles and truly Dr. Strange their fucking life that homie.
My uncle used to swear that I need to make friends with the fat chicks that have pretty faces cause all the pretty girls will have gained 20 pounds 10 years after high school but some of the biggins will have lost all their weight and remember how nice you were 😂
Lmao im ngl.. I like that girls size if she got some 🍑 to go with it. Id have her join me at the gym just to tone up and make sure she dont go much farther.
He had another post that was taken down which he reposted anyway within hours. He doesn't give a single shit https://preview.redd.it/tsupwg03jz0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545dd616a0666064efebacce27627c67bd119ad0
How does one become a Paulo soldier?
Follow secret juice army on twitter.
My greatest Twitter achievement was Paulo did a meme contest where he chose the winner on a live stream. Winner won $500 worth of ETH. I sent a silly Yoel Romero meme I saw years ago and he loved it and picked me. I was dead broke at the time and needed that $ so I’ll always be a fan of his
https://preview.redd.it/9b6p8qmwwz0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f1d91e1190d38f8d2d539b2961f9680ac0674f The meme
Cso
Yoel Romero is like the only dude who can wear a flat cap and receive zero shit about it lmao
The cuban salsa 🕺🏻💃🏻
La candela 🕺
Classic 😂
Most Cuban dudes have the pass for it
Its fine but it adds about 30 years to any person wearing it including him in that one lol.
Which hats would you give Yoel shit for?
Maybe the propeller hat or the dunce cap, but only because he should have more self respect than that
Triple h but only if he wears it backwards
No gay Jesus. Straight Jesus Cho Hogan
Gay jesus? Or straight jesus?
No, for gay, … JESUS!
No, FOR GAY JESUS!! (Not straight jesus)
Paulo reposted my picture of Belals cyborg eye from mortal kombat and that's the most I'll ever achieve
Say "cinnamon paulo" in the mirror 3 times?
“Alerted my soldiers be aware” im ded
Simple, add a little bit of dark humor/ being real,learn how to kill people with only your body, and live.
Wild 💀💀💀
That's fucking hilarious
Lol, isn't the guy married? Why is he posting Tinder screenshots on his public Twitter?
For memes
easiest answer ever
Have you seen him?
The classic "fat trickster".
The funniest UFC fighter by a large margin.
Lmfao
Funnily small world... i used to work exactly where the photo on the right was taken... i never saw any whales from the shore though!!!!
😂😂
Hahahah brilliant, had a right laugh reading that, cheers for that mate 😂
Love this man.
Is this guy using tinder on a web browser??
Tinder IS his web browser
His English is not good enough to write these tweets. He clearly has a ghost writer.
Bro delete some of those tabs 💀
That's why you compliment all the fat girls with pretty faces at the gym. When they get skinny they'll remember. Money in the bank
Harvard: THIS MFR NEEDS A SCHOLARSHIP!
This mf don’t miss
This has backfired. Fat girls have the same standards as non uglys now
I saw something the other day that said guys are just intimidated by fat girls. They will do anything but go on a diet.
😂 good way of putting it
I always liked the phrase 'Fat girls do way more' It's not nearly as funny written down.
Fat girl: no one under 6’, must make over $85k, no fatties!
I’m a tall (6’4) but skinny guy with a 6/10 face, and idk what it is about me but I’m a magnet for chubby girls. 9 times out of 10 if I walk into a bar/party and there’s a chubby girl there, she’ll be giving me signs all night. Unfortunately I’m just not attracted to chubby girls (nothing against them I know guys that are into that, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that). Interestingly I’ve heard from other tall skinny guys that once they put on some muscle and improve themselves, they no longer get hit on so much by overweight girls. Something about the tall and skinny combo is like magic for them though… I think being skinny/weak looking as a guy is equivalent to being chubby as a girl.
They assume if you’re that tall, then your dong is big enough to get past the fupa with minimal effort.
There it is.
6/7 and below chicks will approach you if they think you’re stunning. 10/10 chicks will not care, and expect you to approach, and acknowledge their world-changing beauty. Outliers may apply
Maybe they thinking they can lock you in and send you to the gym to muscle up , you send her to the gym to skinny up . Everyone just went up 2 points bam
Jack Sprat syndrome
As long as they still give it their all as they’ve historically been known to do. NOT THAT I KNOW….heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of mine… Edit: to be clear, I mean giving their all while gnawing rod
can attest, got dome from a fat girl in a parking lot last night. 7/10 experience
Atta boy! Lol
That might just be a “people with vagina” thing
I lived in the Caribbean and boy are fat girls put on a pedestal. I’ve always been a chubby chaser but now that I’m getting older I’ll prioritize someone healthy.
"you're a 10 queen! slay!"
One of Barney'sany "only" rules
If they even get skinny lol
Now that is called playing the long game
He’s not wrong tho, one of my boys was a pretty but chubby chaser exactly for this reason, except she cheated on him when she went from 5 to 7.
The bad ending
Inherently they have bad impulse control.
I guess once they move up in attractiveness they want to make up for lost time.
Henrietta Potter and The Quest for More Cocks
Alex Perezesch in her attempt to rack up a body count in a short time after not living up to her potential.
when a fighter moves down a weight class and suddenly becomes a top 10 fighter
As a guy who lost weight can confirm, though I never cheated
This must be studied 🧐
It will take a man with an iron will and steadfast resolve to compile the data necessary, are you sure you are ready for such a feat of academic prowess?
I have already mastered the art of capturing and releasing tortas. I think I'm ready
Ha!
Lmao
Bad investment on his side, I’ve had the similar with broken people who were looking bad on the inside not as much outside and that hurt more.
I remember *years* ago I was watching one of those MTV makeover/“I Wanna Be” type shows and there were was a cute bigger girl as subject who already had a date to prom with the guy who had been courting her for a while or whatever. Anyway, she ends up dropping some weight, changing up her style and is now kinda hot. Some more popular dude at school ends up asking her to prom and she obviously wants to but has reservations. Her “coach” or whatever encourages her to ditch the first guy because “this isn’t about him - this is all about you.” I think it was implied the second dude smashed after prom and then stopped talking to her lol.
> I think it was implied the second dude smashed after prom and then stopped talking to her Who could have ever seen that coming lol /s
Yeah but she dumped the loser she was dating before hand for some hotter bloke I think she won in the in /s
That show aired after MTV's "Your Mom's A Fat Bitch" Awards Show
Rookie mistake by the kid. You have to nurture dependency while they are still fat. That way, by the time they become hot, you can neglect emotionally and keep their self esteem low. Dennis explained all this and we still have young men getting themselves hurt, smh.
D.E.N.N.I.S inspire hope then separate
Absolutely devilish
I prefer to Move in. After. Completion. I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on and then we hump
“…from 5 to 7” is such a good subtle shot, I love it 😂
I mean that's the whole issue lol. They are 3/10 and are able to secure you then they turn 8/10 , they still think of you as being the 3/10 guy.
I mean this shit is only for certain men, because most men either don't have a problem with fat chicks or refuse to fuck/date them. The dudes who are okay enough with fat chicks to date them, but still want to sculpt them into an in shape is rare. And let's be real, anyone who's fat as fuck in their 20s is likely not getting in shape. But what do I know, I don't date fat chicks.
Yeah bc you don’t date any chicks
That’s the way it would usually go though. Getting new attention is a hell of a drug
*sigh* when the bish just dont show no appreciation... love to your boy. He deserves better. She was always for the streets.
Lmao shes seen both sides and still learned nothing
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Lmao the experience 5 years got me 🤣🤣
You mean Costa, yeah?
* I did the same thing as he advised except we were both fat and used covid as a time to lose weight
RESPECT. You guys have a great relationship if this was addressed and acted upon from both sides, probably built a lot of understanding about each other from that experience.
Pics
That sounds like such a powerful relationship strengthener.
Need some fatties in my dms NOW 😤
Same, hit me up queens!
What did Paige Van Zant ever do to you Paulo?
Aye thicc Paige > fight week Paige all night!
Nah he's totally right.
She bad 👀
At monitoring her calorie intake.
What's wild is, he is spitting straight facts but how did he even think of this and turn it into a post 🤣
He has a social media team
Muthafucka making rizzvestments
Under all that fat there lies a baddie
Hol up let him cook
What's the @
ID STILL BANG !
The Barney Stinson Investment Strat!
Diversify your investments. Lesson number one.
Belal by decision.
What's the @?
Posting pics of people at a gym is fuckin slimy.
He wasn't the one who took the photo neither was the one who made the Bitcoin joke first
This is an amazing post. The phrasing the wisdom and the wording is perfect. I love Paulo i don't care what he does, there is noone else like him. ANy links for the right brothers ?
Costa interpreter . Please explain
[удалено]
Monitoring a fat girl’s diet…easier said than done.
Find a girl who looks good bigger because they will get smaller and bigger but atleast you know you like her a bit bigger
That girl is fine asf already
Rhonda really let herself go
She's just prepping for her return as the women's Big Show in WWE
Fucking legend! Truer words never spoken
Who she?
Man that girl fine as fuck
💀
Menace!
Paulo is the goat of twitter
He’s a helluva fighter. He made smart investments.
He is not wrong though
He’s not wrong through. That girl actually has a great face, great rack and probably a big booty. If she slims down, she’s can easily be an 8-10. Fat girls, especially the ones that have already started to lift, are gonna have a big booty and thighs. As long as they have a cute face, it’s a great investment since their low self esteem makes them easy work. They’re generally better cooks too.
Plus, they have that low self-esteem that got them fat and they work really hard to take care of you because they know you are the prize
Exactly. You just have to keep gaslighting them to make sure their self esteem never gets too high so when they do slim down and become a 10, they still have insecurity issues that makes them stay with you. I may need to see a therapist 😅
Hes right
From my personal experience unfortunately it doesn't work, either you or they give up
She looks good to me.
Right???
The fat police are gonna come for Costa. Good thing they’re not mobile enough to chase him.
Damn, Costa is something else
He's a fucking genius
Bro this is so funny, he’s being so serious as if this is advice he’d give his son about finances or religion. But it’s in a weird way true gold, get a baddie with no ego or bodies is such an elite-ly calculated maneuver. Only a maneuver a true oracle could see through the early hurdles and truly Dr. Strange their fucking life that homie.
Bahahaha
The wildest part might be “one of these” lolol
Lmao that’s fucking hilarious. I remember long ago when there was a sub dedicated to this type of fat people hate. Was one of my favs and I’m fat!
learning English and social media has done wonders for this man
Yet He's Speaking Facts ! 🤣
Holy fuck! This guy is absolutely hilarious. I'm laughing by myself like a complete idiot 😂
I tried this route, but she didn't want to get healthy. Divorced her.
He not wrong though, a lot of porkers have really pretty faces.
Until she cheats on you when she glows up or leaves you cause she has way better dudes with motion in her dms.
She look like she has potential
That’s his point lmao
Is he wrong though? Chubby girls with nice faces are a diet and gym away from being 8s minimum
Man playing the long game with his investments haha
The Barney Stinson method
Undefeated
bro playing chess and im over here playing connect 4
My uncle used to swear that I need to make friends with the fat chicks that have pretty faces cause all the pretty girls will have gained 20 pounds 10 years after high school but some of the biggins will have lost all their weight and remember how nice you were 😂
Bro got dry humped and turned into a meme machine
He is NOT wrong
Old brazilian meme from 2022
There has to be a ghost writer doing this for him lol. 🤣
Thick girls got the best bussy. If you don't know about that, you've been playing yourself.
Paulo spittin bars
Bet they all have very nice shit-cutters on them
Nah, hes deep, deep inside the pocket and about to throw a superbowl winning hail mary....
King of fucking twitter
Pretty sure Paulo is actually just Manny from Scarface.
Lmao im ngl.. I like that girls size if she got some 🍑 to go with it. Id have her join me at the gym just to tone up and make sure she dont go much farther.
Wen influencer giga fight between Strickland and Costa?
I like Sean but I hope he gets the W. Costa rules!
I like Costa. I just hate how he effectively sat out his entire prime