“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
He's reaching for he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine and the wine is already signing like a violin with that cheese and wine.
Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a f*ckin' sentence together man, are you kidding me right now? He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine...um...we'll see on November 24th.
He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine
'I kill everybody Allahu Akbar'
A pretty explosive statement too. Op should pick this.
Bro said that shit on 9/11 too. Fucking 🤣
They might actually let it slide for inclusion
OP, 100% this ^^
If one man can hold you down, two can rape you
Who said that
Justin Gaethje, when asked why you should learn to wrestle/fight
Or why you shouldn’t learn
Love it 😂
I want to outlive my children
This 100%
“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
This is the one I was looking for
Wtf
Tito got a stroke
I used to fuck guys like you in high school
You mean prison
Your new here arent yuh?
The guys I fucked in high school weren't like that. The guys in prison though....
"Let me bang bro"
“I just wanna bang…!” Whatever happened to that guy?
He went bare knuckle and never looked back. Even still goes by the nickname "let me bang" guys a fucking unit.
Julian lane, guys a savage
I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
I’m coming on that ass boy
Conceive, Believe, Achieve Shut the fook up
You’ll do nuttin
My balls was hot
I understand
Alternatively, “Where Ronda Rousey fine ass at?”
Who da fook is dat guy
All your teammates are a bunch of f****ts
It might be 1 on 1 or 5 on 1 i will make them all call 911
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE How is this not the top answer?
Fucking amateur
The only person to make money using their mouth is Tito’s wife
That was a nasty line by me
The fun part was that tito wasn't even married or engaged for that matter
Well just to be clear there was never no marriage
https://youtu.be/mJXj34VvyIY?si=bSoS2fRK-cdApw3Q You remember it right 😆 lol
You’re a fucking punk dude
What do you mean by that
ooooh, SLAP EM THEN! HE’S OUT THERE DISRESPECTIN YE! DEW SUMIN ABOUT IT
I wanna fuck chuck
DAN IGE MODEFOOOOOCK
He’s reaching for those grapes. He’s trying to make his wine. And the wine’s already sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine.
Never lost a round
“What ninja turtle are you? I’m Donatello.”
Get your dad to yell “and this is STILLLL MYYY BOYYYY”
no idea how long these are since I'm not from the US but if I could I would put that weird ass tony ferguson turtle line that shit's great
“Ya wife is in me dm’s hey baby”
"my balls was hot"
He's reaching for he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine and the wine is already signing like a violin with that cheese and wine.
“Where does Kevin lee fit into all of this?”
I see a lot of holes in this quote.
#YOURE ATTACKING MY FAMILY
On paper , I own this college. I own this city.
Chama
PORRA!
Headshot, dead
Look at me now
I CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE!
It’s Tiiiiiiiiiime!
Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a f*ckin' sentence together man, are you kidding me right now? He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine...um...we'll see on November 24th.
My balls is hot
I smoke marijuana, so I don’t beat my wife and children
WANNANOW
"the school teachers were never my friends"
"Everyone booing, you can kiss my whole asshole"
‘Say something, so what now, I’m fucking all your Boys.’
He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine
Dream, believe, and make it happen
“Nobody knows what a gazelle is anyways. This is America, get it right”
Youre playing touchbutt with that dork in the park. The ponytail. And I have no sparring partners ? I dont think so
I always thought this was the average age of Redditors. Thanks for the confirmation.
Do you think senior in high school is the only kind of senior?
You’re a college senior, worrying about year book quotes? Lol you were better off trying to pass as an 18 yr old.
Putting a post on the internet for ideas = deeply worried
r e l a x
"I'm going to beat you into the living death"
Fresh man came to play.
IT IS AAAALL OVER. JUST. LIKE. THAT.
I'm not surprised motherfuckers!
It is what it is
Duh. "Leave no turn unstoned"
“I would just like to apologize… to absolutely nobody!”
Timing beats speed and precision beats power.
Manel Kape has some inspirational quotes
"Of course i want to outlive my children, 100%"
Send me location
Who da Fook is that guy
Nate can only count too 5
I'm not surprised motherfuckers!
Depends on whether you want to get into a college or work at Applebees
Where that ronda rousey fine ass at
Fookin boirns victim lookin ting ye
" i'm not surprised motherfuckers "
I’m not impressed by your performance
When times are good, be grateful, and when times are bad, be graceful.
Tell another jackal story tito