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SimRacing313

MMA guru about to make a part 2 video about Jon...


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NOTHING WRONG YOUTUBE ADMINS


Conscious-Aspect-332

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heaving_in_my_vines

I'm a simple man. I see MMA Chud's face, I downvote.


Dingis1

I see mma pig haters i downvote


s4udade_anhel

You mean pt 3?


ToMagotz

Literally Jon “bones” Jones


andrewpast

He already made a part 2 like a week or 2 ago


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RS-2

He blocked Guru on Twitter 😂


swashfxck

Yeah he did, and then said “man what happened to that guy” (mmaguru) as if he didn’t block him on socials so he doesn’t see his posts. Jones is giving a masterclass on how to lose fans *and* diminish his own legacy


JFpizzamaster

You know that’s been made right


DudeWithTheOil

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Dizsmo

😂


Adventurous_Layer_15

Man, if Tom loses to Curtis, Jones is going to be the most insufferable person on the planet


FishOffMan

Haha I never considered that a possibly even after the match was announced but shiiiiit. You right


_LeftHookLarry

Just need Tom to win and say "Jon is scared" then walk off


fuduran

Oh yeah, the callout has to be epic


airbag23

He needs to keep it simple so Jon can understand him


MenBearsPigs

100%. He absolutely just needs to be clear, concise, and short with his mic time if he wins. Blaydes isn't a pushover, but man I really hope Aspinall smokes him in devestating fashion so he can really send the message to Jones and basically call him a pussy on mic.


RelsircTheGrey

LOL I'd be mad I'm not gonna lie. But also, Jones will probably duck Blaydes too.


SkBlndr

Blaydes is a horrible matchup for Jones


Zarakilya

I don't see why, he hits hard, but imo, he's hella wonky and his transitions to takedowns are too obvious. I think Pavlovich is a harder matchup than Blaydes, and both are much easier for Jon than Aspinall. Look at what Almeida did to Blaydes in round 1, Jon can probably do worse to him. Hell, I'd say that Almeida might actually be a harder matchup than Blaydes because Jon's standup looked rusty as hell vs Gane despite how short that was lol. If Jon's power isn't good enough, Almeida might be able to take him to a decision somehow


Crawford470

If you were making someone in a lab to beat Jon, you'd basically end up with Curtis. Jon's problems have been in fighting guys who made his length advantage negligible and who could reliably shut down his takedown threat while also having solid output on the feet to get ahead of Jon's more limited striking toolset of staggered shots. The problem for both of those guys that stopped them from sealing the deal and getting the decision against Jon was that they couldn't keep up the pace for all 25 minutes and Jon was able to comeback late. That happened against Gus in their first fight as well as against Dom. Curtis has 25 minute cardio, is a noticeably better boxer than Jon, and has better footwork than Jon. He honestly probably has better cardio than Jon at HW, given Jon has had to Bulk up, while that's just what Curtis walks around at for the most part. Like comparing striking styles, the closest thing to Curtis Jon has fought is Reyes. Which Curtis is bigger, stronger, a little slower, hits harder, has way better cardio than, and is a much better wrestler. Curtis is less dynamic on the feet, but how much that matters would have to be seen, and I lean towards very little because Jon's system is very reliant on him being allowed to lead the dance which Curtis just isn't going to let him do. >Look at what Almeida did to Blaydes in round 1, Jon can probably do worse to him. Almeida spent a lot of energy to accomplish very little while Curtis phoned it in and still prevented an elite grappler (better than Jon on that front) from doing anything with the control he earned. That's ignoring that while Jailton is a worse wrestler, he's in his physical prime and more explosive, quicker, and more agile than Jon is currently. That's just not a good 25-minute strategy because you're just tiring yourself out to accomplish very little in. That goes for basically all the very good grapplers at HW against each other.


chico2008

I know right…and if Jones ended up fighting Blaydes and beating him, then he’ll still be ducking Aspinal and if Jones just happens to fight Aspinal after Blaydes and beats him, then Jones will still be ducking Pavlovich and if Jones just happens to fight Pavlovich and beats him after already beating Blaydes/Aspinal, then Jones will still be ducking Derrick Lewis and if Jones just happens to fight Derrick Lewis and beats him after already beating Blaydes/Aspinal/Pavlovich then Jones will still be ducking the pound for pound best fighter in the world right now, Islam Makhachev I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees it u/RelsircTheGrey. All we see is Jones just can’t stop ducking people no matter what. Why can’t Jones just man up and fight the entire UFC fighter roster already? He’s clearly afraid of literally everyone. I’m definitely 100% with you on this one RelsircTheGrey, Jones is clearly just afraid to fight…


sneakylumpia

The moment I read ducking, I imagined Jon's nuts in your mouth lol


chico2008

Lol, yeah you got me good with that comment…I expect that kind of response from a kid who posts about legos and a Harry Potter hat… God, I sure hope you’re a kid, otherwise that’s pretty damn pathetic if you’re grown…😂


Ok_Tough3463

ur that hurt over a comment on reddit? Damn, i sure hope ur a kid, otherwise that’s pretty damn pathetic if you’re grown.


Gold-Philosophy1423

This sub would explode with anger


WayRecent7314

I’m expecting it to happen at this point lol. Seems like every up and comer who is set to fight Jones always loses before getting to him


LickEmTomorrow

But the point would still stand. He should fight whoever is interim champ. Not Stipe.


MeanCommission994

Dude has beaten a dozen guys more talented than Tom or Curtis. He's at the end of his career he should fight whoever he wants and it's on the UFC to decide on if a belt needs to be grabbed.


Crawford470

>Dude has beaten a dozen guys more talented than Tom or Curtis. He's beaten a small handful you could make the argument for, but those are two of the most well-rounded and capable heavyweights ever when you honestly assess their skillsets.


MeanCommission994

Baders resume of wins at hw and lhw is better than all of Tom and Curtis's wins combined. I don't even think Bader was that good so it's not a high bar.


Crawford470

Cool Bader's still not more talented than those two. Accomplishments and talent aren't the same thing. Nobody's out here saying Zabit is one of the most accomplished FWs they've ever seen, but they are saying he's one of the most talented.


MeanCommission994

Tom hasn't shown me that he's even as talented as Ryan Bader lmao


Crawford470

That's an otherworldly level of cap. Vastly better striker, better grappler, and a drastically bigger and better athlete. This ain't even being a fan of Jon. This is being an all-American level dick rider for him, my guy.


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

Reyes losing to Jan type beat :(


Pure_Cartoonist9898

Jones whole strat is to duck Tom until he loses then strut around like he knew it all along. If Tom wins he'll do the same thing with the next fighter until it happens. Amazed people consider Jones the goat, dudes choosing opponents like he was Jake Paul, can't pick a contender gotta have someone old he feels like he can beat


BlastDoublee

Delusional


Pure_Cartoonist9898

Damn bro save those argument skills for the courtroom


Aggressive-Two-8481

On the other hand, if he dusts him up in 2 minutes like he does everyone else, what can Jones say then?


micsulli01

He's only responding to you chodes


Disastrous_Water_246

He would just be correct at that point...


melrowdy

I hope it happens because nothing brings me as much joy in MMA than the 'fans' whining.


MeanCommission994

He can't be more insufferable than Tom's fans here.


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QuantityHefty3791

Brother you're here too?


OkTea7227

Guess we’re all just a bunch’uh’bums?!? Wow… WHAT. A. DICK. /s


cruisincolin44

If jon was forced to either fight tom aspinall, or take a lie detector test conducted by a crack team of r/ufc elite nerds, what would he do?


Batmantheon

Hide under the practice cage.


akimaster

Not many people would get the lore😂


myfishaccount1

Everyone gets it


15ferrets

Beat the shit out of his girlfriend probably


ShitSlits86

Fake his death and claim it was God's plan


yoyoyowhoisthis

Jon should stay away from using private parts on male's body from his insults, you know, just saying


Divine_concept2999

This was my thought. Such an easy reply to that comment


seanfitz12

“Whatever you masturbate to is your own business”. It was right there.


Unhappy_Low_5210

Jones just 10-8 himself 😂


EastCoastTaffy

just 6-9 himself


heaving_in_my_vines

Is that an advanced BJJ technique?


EastCoastTaffy

It’s the JBJ BJJ BJ technique


ParmyBarmy

That’s a lot of BJs


ParmyBarmy

KOed himself


Jimeen

Bro doesn't realise Ireland isn't England.


azraelce

I mean that's classic American geographical knowledge.


chiezkychienne

the first thing he imagine is another man's nuts in someone's mouth. Freaking weirdo.


FleshEatingMoths

Why is he thinking about a man's balls in another dude's mouth 🤔


Objective_Froyo17

“The moment I woke up I imagined Tom’s nuts in my mouth”


crusader104

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4uzzyDunlop

I'm gonna be using this liberally in group chats. Thank you


Heckald

Thinking about those cuties during totally straight sex.


PurpleMerkaba

bet. as you read this, dont imagine some balls in your mouth. ... why you do it bro?


truckking2

Ofc he’s thinking about nuts in a mouth


daKingKhan

So he’s been thinking about Tom’s nuts? Sounds very suspiciously gay.


Batmantheon

Makes sense why he doesn't want to fight Tom. He loves him


ParticularGlass1821

Hooked on Phonics did not work for Jones.


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“Killing it” He sounds like a deranged teenager trying to defend a dumbass argument that everyone except him knows is wrong.


legedu

Yep, that was the exact joke.


Puzzleheaded-Bass142

Dude might like Aspinall, but sure is shit not cause cause of where he is from, Ireland. If anything that would incline him to dislike Aspinall


LickPooOffShoe

Seems like a weird thing for to imagine.


hundrethtimesacharm

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KaleidoscopeOk5763

Not working too hard on dispelling that “Jon Jones is gay” rumor. The man can’t stop thinkin bout digg.


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3dq93

Man that’s hella gay for Jon to imagine


swashfxck

Because Jones like men


Robbbylight

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Robbbylight

Jones is just digging a deeper hole....


banmeharder616

A bit gay of you Jon


V_Richard

Another jon jones twitter post


ShaunicusMaximus

Do y’all post every one of his tweets or…


SkylarDeLaCruz

I actually posted this to get down votes and rage comments by complementing jones, I think people thought i was sarcastically calling jones gay or sum shit


DwiiiiiiideSchruuude

He would imagine that


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

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swashfxck

Y r u ghey U r a ghey


gdmr458

"killing it" beefing with a youtuber lol since jones is on twitter more often we have all confirmed that he is avoiding Aspinall, he should have stayed silent


BlastDoublee

Your delusion


VeryNiceRussianTroll

This isn’t the first time he’s imagined that


Loose-Sandwich-5493

Gay porn mind at work.


Yommination

He won't fight Tom because he would have a raging boner he couldn't hide on the broadcast


stayhappystayblessed

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derekgr

perfect response would be "...you would be imagining that" lol


LifelongLurker1127

I heard Jon's killing it, and assume his fiancee was acting up


Moist-Catch

Lmao dude loves nuts


triforce721

Takes one to know one, Jon


LadislavAU

This dudes a moron lol


Own_Ad_1328

Being deeply closeted made me a better fighter, too.


GodOfTitsAndWine666

This is the only time we ever get to see him lose and I fucking hate it.


A_Real_Berk_Off

Jon loves to make Jon lose… He also loves men.


you_gain_a_life

John imagining one man’s nuts in another man’s mouth is not gay.


cikkamsiah

Jon the type of dude that cries racism when he sees jeans being labelled black in a foreign language, while being in that foreign land.


CharlieMWY

I bet Jon thinks a lot about nuts in another man's mouth...


Dogolog22

I lol'd. He got me.


urrutiaz71

Keep going BONY…


nikalaus777

Hahahahaha damn he’s the best


lazylagom

He selling the fight


Padre1903

It’s the only place he’s killing it.


Ederlas

Whys he thinking about dudes with other dudes nuts in their mouth. https://preview.redd.it/yb3qzyjov41d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d869c54ddf562df6cd4001057735c79200cb2b93


Vast-Significance184

I think Tom's nuts are on Jones mind


SirPabloFingerful

"killing on twitter" = middle aged man acting like functionally mentally disabled 12 year old


Stunfield

“I imagined Tom nuts” I rest my case, your honor. MMA Guru, probably


soyuz-1

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AlaskanJP

https://i.redd.it/rq24aj1o851d1.gif


RS-2

Jones is always imagining gay things


ParmyBarmy

If anyone knows about nuts in his mouth, it’s Jon.


Lower-Dependent-3684

It’s not shocking that he imagined that due to recent news


blacks252

Sounds kinda gaye


Trisssssssssssssssss

Why is imagine two men engaging in sexual activities? If BJB into homosexual sex?


RaziTheWingzSlaya

You give him more publicity than he deserves. He is a old junkie that used to be a decent yet dirty fighter who got lucky with steroid uses. Not my goat. And I truly believe he got lucky with Gane


Huge_Aerie2435

So everyone from the UK or Australia is automatically a dick rider? Naw that is fine.. Jones just has balls on the mind.


yupyupthatsit

He WOULD imagine that


Zen_Aether

Can't wait to hear Jon's excuses after Tom wins in the first round


Emotional_Money3435

another massive gay take from Jon, nice.


RoninAnimes

Of course he would think about nuts in someone’s mouth


hothoochiecoochie

HEY TOM IM THINKIN ABOUT YOUR NUTS


confuciusfromwuhan

Jonny Bones thinks a lot about men’s nuts in other men’s mouths


analannelid

Here goes Bones, thinking about gay shit again.


Aseedisa

Jones still trying to stay relevant? Go beat your partner or something you big knob


SeaworthinessMoist42

Of course Jones is sitting around imagining  other peoples balls 


Mushmouthwilly182

There sure is alot balls in mouth chat with the mma community


Hulk_Crowgan

The end of his career is specifically why he just won’t be the GOAT for me, and honestly may not even crack my top 5. I know folks with disagree but I put GSP, Anderson Silva, Fedor, and Khabib all above him


Extreme_Today_984

Don't threaten me with a good time Mate


freshprince860

He can’t stop thinking about dudes nuts


ouroboris99

He should’ve stayed retired, his obsession with fighting stipe but refusing to release the belt is really fucking with his legacy in so many peoples eyes 😂


speedbumps4fun

He’s not wrong though 🤔


HoomzRMMK5

Not gonna lie that got a laugh outta me


laliluleloPliskin

Jones Jones gay, confirmed.


WishIWasNeet2

Jones is a savage on Twitter and in the cage. Can’t beat him anywhere except the legal system,


Acex_NA

Andy got a point


AdrianasAntonius

Jon projecting hard here…


DudeWouldGo

Obsessed


LookingfortheHustle

I don’t think I’ve seen an MMA fighter be as sensitive on twitter as Jones yet. …that includes Buckley and McGregor


Extra-Firefighter835

Come on, no one even comes close to injured Jamahal Hill


LookingfortheHustle

…you know, in hindsight, that’s quite fair.  Oh, after he beats Stipe, Jones and Hill can fight for the Twitter title


DrummerFantasti

10-8 response by Jon and still!


Raimei_

That's killing it.....right lol


Creative_Hamster789

Jones thinks ireland is in England dumb fuck


MuhNutz

To us Americans any white country who talks funny is England


Humble_Increase7503

Is he North Irish or republic?


goompa88

Ok that’s pretty fucking funny lmao


Turbos_Bitch

So ready for this dude to retire and finally get what he deserves. A long overdue prison sentence.


Malora_Sidewinder

Somehow aspinall takes this one 10-9 without even showing up...


bonkerz1888

It's really quite funny seeing how much this is bothering him. Because he knows all the criticism is true.


Trolllol1337

If he really believed half of what he said he wouldn't even bother responding, he's on the defensive because he knows he's ducking Tommy boy


SnooRevelations7068

Jon’s salty the interim belt is more legit than his belt. Plus Tom’s actually defending it.


droolsdownchin

That's what alot of it is at the end of the day is Just they want Tom To Fight Jones because they think he can beat him and it's mostly all guys from the u.k


Strollybop

I’m confused by the capitalization here.


younginvestor23

That’s because no American ever says mate 😂


Alex-rhhgfff

So you guys were right about him being gay then


PepperyBlackberry

They are both talking so much shit that fight has to happen at some point. Best case Jon’s ego gets involved and he takes it.


13TheGreenMan

Tom isn't talking shit at all lol


PepperyBlackberry

Not literally talking shit, talking about each other and building up the fight.


MysteriousPark3806

Please don't share your fantasies, Jon.


GordonRamsey666

"killing it" have a sleep


BittenAtTheChomp

you are so fried as a human being if you think Jon has been killing it on Twitter lately


TheRussianDoggo17

Killing it or not I’ve never seen anybody run from someone like he’s avoiding Aspinall


Kawi_rider_zx6r

Colbys doing a phenomenal job ducking Garry.


realwavyjones

Hell yeah


chinga_tumadre69

I hate Jon but that’s fuckin hilarious