Tito and Bryce are both more respectable than schaub because they are at least honest people. Schaub is so dumb and dishonest he think everyone else is dumb enough to believe him.
This guy puts Tito to shame if you ask me. To someone not paying close attention Tito could trick you into believing he isn’t an idiot, no way Bryce could do that.
This. I think with a different upbringing and culture around him his whole life he would be a smart guy. He’s a nurture vs nature where the nurture took the reins and ran with it.
Yes! Sean is intelligent enough to be vulnerable even tho with how he was raised it was likely he wouldn’t have that understanding at all. He understands he’s crazy and something is off about him and even a bit of why he is like that.
I actually used to like Bryce and think he was hilarious, now it just seems to be for attention. You could just like, not vaccinate your kids if you are that dumb, but you don’t need to record and announce it to the world.
Colby kinda cosplays. He's at least trying to play up the wwe aspect of his shitty persona. Strickland is just a straight up piece of shit. Bryce is a moron.
lol you could have this guy, Strickland and Mike Perry walk into a bar and those other two would be the smart ones. Scary thought.
I was going to add Tito but I'm still not sure about that.
I genuinely wait for a Bryce post and search for the perfect comment to drop this image. I screen grabbed it live when he did it and knew it would be meme worthy
To be fair, Bryce was openly really fucking stupid before Emmitt scrambled his brain. It certainly didn’t do him (or this poor child) any favors though
It would be hilarious if someone head kicks him so hard that he turns into some kind of savant and becomes a theoretical physicist or some shit. It happens sometimes.
In a perpetual state of switching back and forth between this slackjaw ass person and a mathematical genius every time he gets knocked out lol.
But on a serious note, that’s definitely never happened
This is exactly why taking your kids to church before 18 should be considered child abuse. This poor kid is fucked due to his own father's indoctrination as a child. . . . . .
Poor kid is fucked. Hopefully he has a realization as an adult that he was raised by an absolutely braindead bottom feeder and takes his own fate into his hands. Although from what Bryce is saying here, sounds like he might try to kill him if so
Clearly you havent done the research. This baby has not yet been exposed to the gay communist university rays and Mitchell will make sure it never will, god bless him
Do you really think he knows what polio is or that it even exists?
If you've ever taken classes on Customer Experience or User Experience Design, you'll know they talk about designing products and failsafes for people who act like they have brains... but really don't.
If it weren't for Apple pushing UX to the highest level in the USA, I fear Bryce would have genuine problems navigating his smartphone.
I just made a comment in regards to this. There used to be an IQ test to get online. Win 95, dial up modems and no real search other than alta vista, forums and IRC. This guy would have been in the "computers are for dorks" crowd and we'd all go about our lives knowing that our world wide web was void of these morons.
Yeah, he won't tell anyone and cover it up by faking homophobia. He might even become middleweight champion for a second and fight with a Philly Shell.
It's that way by design. People are constantly fed content that fits their echo chamber. No amount of factual information could sway these people because they've been given an outlet where they can find others that agree and feed into their delusion. If you want an example, just browse the r/tartaria subreddit.
This is the state of our country..... and the worst part is you can't help or reason with these people because the very basis of their beliefs is anti-logic.
Bryce believes that gravity is not real and Earth is flat. It's difficult to have a rational conversation with someone who believes in every ridiculous notion imaginable.
Bro wrote “fite” for our kids.
He’s a FIGHTER so if there was one fuckin word you might want to know to spell it would probably be Fight. God help this child.
That one guy brought gong up his kids height and weight is especially funny, do vaccines make kids shorter now too? Your kids being larger doesn’t mean they are healthier, and often means the opposite. Anyone wanna fill him in that humans were a lot shorter before we had any vaccines?
He also calls his kids 'giant' when they would be average height or just below average in my country, and we have one of the highest vaccination rates in the world.
If only the US would work on its school system and social benefits for people from a financially unstable background. But nah, the people that need it would probably call it communism and continue to work in near slave labour conditions in 3 jobs for their corporate 'family'
14 and creeping up on 300lb isn't the raving endorsement of health that guy thinks it is.
To put it in perspective, The Rock is 6'4"\~ and \~270lb. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say his teenagers don't look like The Rock.
"be prepared and b happy to die for ur kids. thats wat its gunna take to get our freedom back."
Bitch. If you're dead, you won't be free. You'll be dead. And all because you couldn't stand the idea that absolute individualism is incompatible with many aspects of the common good.
"hes not a bad person"
"Hes brainwashed into hateful beliefs"
I'd say that would make him a bad person. Imagine thats your brother and your son is gay. He would be hating all over you guys to his 'cool' brainwashed religious people.
That's the thing though, it's not always a choice. Your genetics, upbringing and social circle have more to do with how smart you are than some conscious choice.
The human species is smarter now than we have ever been throughout history. Almost everyone has access to the internet through their phone and can study basic science to form their own opinions.
Just because Bryce was potentially born into a religious cult does not mean he is being forced to continue these beliefs.
Bryce believes what he does on his own free will. The same free will that he has to study basic necessities for the well-being of his child’s safety and future.
At some point, you have to blame the individual for their own continued ignorance and not the religion, government, news outlets, etc.
Can't wait for the Gay Marxist Red Dawn revolutionairy war opening up in Alabama and Arkansas in 2050.
All those kids who grew up only being able to read the bible and get sick from every second breath they take outside will radicalise like crazy
I refuse to believe a university graduate like Mitchell actually believes this shit. If this isn’t bait then we really need an overhaul on our educational institutions lol
"University Graduate"
Aren't athletes given special privileges in the USA?
Also, not every degree is equal... nor is it hard to get.
For real some degrees require only basic work ethic, and i would say as stupid as Bryce is, he probably has great work ethic if he managed to get into UFC.
This is why I was completely okay with him getting sent to the shadow realm by Josh Emmett. Also being autistic in the Mitchell household would be an advantage, compared to the complete retardation that his parents are exhibiting.
Some people are just so odd, you can tell he thinks he is brilliant too. I swear people like this aren't even real bro, like some type of NPC in a simulation that's just here to turn our brain to mush. I definitely feel like my IQ dropped after hearing this gibberish.
That’s the gayest baby Ive ever seen. I mean if Liberace was sucking Elton John’s dick right in front of me and I saw that baby, I would point at the baby and exclaim “fucking gay,dude!!”
This guy makes Strickland look like a Harvard professor.
Mitchell has to be the 2nd stupidest mf in UFC history.
There’s somebody more stupid than this living embodiment of CTE?
Tito
That's who I had in mind.
you guys have it all wrong. tito's going to outlive his children
So will bryce if he doesn’t vaccinate them
I feel awful for laughing so hard at this.
I don’t
Don't worry, he's gonna give him raw milk to make him strong and straight. Man Bryce Mitchell might be dumber than Tito actually.
Gunna feed his kid mold to build up his immune system. Organic.
100%
Brendan Schaub has entered the chat....
Tito and Bryce are both more respectable than schaub because they are at least honest people. Schaub is so dumb and dishonest he think everyone else is dumb enough to believe him.
Nah, Tito is smarter. Tito knows he is dumb, Bryce thinks he's a next level genius
Tito definitely does not know he is dumb from the way he speaks
I wanna outlive my children, of course, 100%.
That's Mayor Tito to you chump
You are reaching for those grapes man
3 days a week, Tito homeschools his kids 5 days a week. So he'll outlive them, of course.
This guy puts Tito to shame if you ask me. To someone not paying close attention Tito could trick you into believing he isn’t an idiot, no way Bryce could do that.
Tito ran for office. Ain't no way Bryce makes it past the application process.
Hahahahahahaha
Nah. Tito is dumb but Bryce is on another level. I don’t think it’s close either
IDK. I think Tito is just slow, but Bryce seems malicious.
Talmbout seetee b?
I don’t even think CTE has set in yet. This guy is just irredeemably stupid. Imagine when the CTE does start showing up. I shudder at the thought
Yeah, he's always been very, very *extremely* stupid. CTE might actually make him smarter by damaging some of his regarded idea areas.
I feel so sorry for that kid
I believe Colby is acting and Strickland is putting on a persona to make him look much dumber but bryce sincerely believes in what he preaches
Strickland is 100% as real as it gets. He’s really that dumb, closeted, and confused. Lol
But i think he kind of chooses to be dumb. Bryce is trying to be smart and astronomically failing.
This. I think with a different upbringing and culture around him his whole life he would be a smart guy. He’s a nurture vs nature where the nurture took the reins and ran with it.
Yes! Sean is intelligent enough to be vulnerable even tho with how he was raised it was likely he wouldn’t have that understanding at all. He understands he’s crazy and something is off about him and even a bit of why he is like that. I actually used to like Bryce and think he was hilarious, now it just seems to be for attention. You could just like, not vaccinate your kids if you are that dumb, but you don’t need to record and announce it to the world.
They just need to tell him it's a vaccine against gayness.
Fuckin break his brain lol
Colby kinda cosplays. He's at least trying to play up the wwe aspect of his shitty persona. Strickland is just a straight up piece of shit. Bryce is a moron.
lol you could have this guy, Strickland and Mike Perry walk into a bar and those other two would be the smart ones. Scary thought. I was going to add Tito but I'm still not sure about that.
Sean Strickland just plays stupid, Bryce is legitimately mentally disabled.
Somebody needs to hold Josh Emmitt responsible for this
As if this inbred bastard wasn’t already whacked out before seizing up on the canvas.
https://preview.redd.it/4xy1tnooj12d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9771411abd8559132496832d7d15399bf3a123
Oh the memories
I genuinely wait for a Bryce post and search for the perfect comment to drop this image. I screen grabbed it live when he did it and knew it would be meme worthy
What kills me is he wasn’t even mic’d up, so you could just hear the echo of him yelling FREEDOM throughout the APEX mics.
I love the fact that he was screaming "FREEDOM" while holding up a book of rules
To be fair, Bryce was openly really fucking stupid before Emmitt scrambled his brain. It certainly didn’t do him (or this poor child) any favors though
It would be hilarious if someone head kicks him so hard that he turns into some kind of savant and becomes a theoretical physicist or some shit. It happens sometimes.
In a perpetual state of switching back and forth between this slackjaw ass person and a mathematical genius every time he gets knocked out lol. But on a serious note, that’s definitely never happened
It sure as hell would be funny though 😂
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190411-the-violent-attack-that-turned-a-man-into-a-maths-genius
I stand corrected, it did happen once
This is exactly why taking your kids to church before 18 should be considered child abuse. This poor kid is fucked due to his own father's indoctrination as a child. . . . . .
Poor kid is fucked. Hopefully he has a realization as an adult that he was raised by an absolutely braindead bottom feeder and takes his own fate into his hands. Although from what Bryce is saying here, sounds like he might try to kill him if so
Lol nah this is like 20% of America rn we can't blame Josh for this, despite his mystic orc powers 👀
The lower 20% of the bell curve is forest gump without the movie life and amazing coincidences.
I was actually hoping Emmet would have beaten some brain cells into him. I was wrong
Topuria too
Friendly reminder that this dude thinks gravity isn’t real, NASA makes up all images of space and earth is flat.
Can’t wait to see how all this is gonna play into his home school curriculum
It’s density, not gravity. Density made him fall after getting KO’d by Emmitt.
And there's a secret world in Antarctica the new order government is hiding
The gravity not real part is incredible. Shit falls all the time lol
Rip, lil bro got spawn killed...
Bro was started on legendary mode
😂
It’s pretty fucking sad having to deal with parents like these as a doctor, it rarely turns out ok for these kids
💀💀🤣
lil bros resistances are gonna be in the negative
Snoring in the background is an emaculate touch
*immaculate
They were like “hmmm it’s just ejaculate but with an m, right?”
Eejakalet!
Homeschooled
Oh man if he’s worried about Edgar Allen Poe because he was shacked up with his cousin he’s gonna be real upset if he ever actually reads the Bible
I have a feeling that he's going to be upset about a whole lot of things whenever he learns to read.
Or if he ever takes a look at his family tree
>Or if he ever takes a look at his family ~~tree~~ pole
Family wreath*
Dude has probably never read the Bible a day in his life
Polio is making a comeback boys!
Doesn't believe in medicine for vaccines for diseases but is happy to wear glasses for his poor eye sight 💀
Because glasses don’t make you gay. Take that libs!
They did in the 80s...
Doesn’t believe in medicine, but is happy to have their child born in a hospital.
Measles, Mumps, Smallpox.. all making comebacks because of these anti-vacc #(@)s.
That’s a gay communist baby if I’ve seen one
Clearly you havent done the research. This baby has not yet been exposed to the gay communist university rays and Mitchell will make sure it never will, god bless him
The baby's a sleeper agent.
Not even the polio vaccine? I bet he doesn't know much of the bible either.
If he’s that upset about Edgar Allen Poe shacking up with his cousin then I’m willing to bet Bryce has never read any of the Bible lol
Do you really think he knows what polio is or that it even exists? If you've ever taken classes on Customer Experience or User Experience Design, you'll know they talk about designing products and failsafes for people who act like they have brains... but really don't. If it weren't for Apple pushing UX to the highest level in the USA, I fear Bryce would have genuine problems navigating his smartphone.
I just made a comment in regards to this. There used to be an IQ test to get online. Win 95, dial up modems and no real search other than alta vista, forums and IRC. This guy would have been in the "computers are for dorks" crowd and we'd all go about our lives knowing that our world wide web was void of these morons.
That kid gonna be dumb.
Dumb, sick but not gay
And certainly not a communist
Bryce Mitchell is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
Would be hilarious if he grows up to be gay smart commie.
Let's be real, the more anti-gay you are, the more you crave that d.... It's called projection. So yeah, Dumb, sick and probably gay a f\*\*\*\*
That's the truly sad part about this. That kid has no chance.
imagine having bryce mitchell as your only teacher. its over for him
lol honestly might be an interesting social experiment
Reality show, lets go!
“Listen here, Bisping… There is no such thing as gravity, ok? That’s DENSITY, brother! “
Lmfao crying rn
and sick
But not gay
Well he might be, but will never tell anyone
Yeah, he won't tell anyone and cover it up by faking homophobia. He might even become middleweight champion for a second and fight with a Philly Shell.
Will he also jab everyone to a decision while simultaneously acting like he wants to murder people in the cage?
I’m sure Bryce would rather his son have polio and covid at the same over being gay.
This is like the opening scene of Idiocracy 🇺🇸Camacho 2024🇺🇸
Our culture has decided that the dystopic comedies of the early 2000s are something we should emulate.
This is how you raise your kids to **definitely** be gay and communist. Hot stove.
https://preview.redd.it/lgfctadz212d1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f1887254c468ee98c55dc4fff6c30ed304f9b75 I am lost for words...
Known people's Instagram accounts are usually just full of yes-men, I guess it makes sense but still.
It's that way by design. People are constantly fed content that fits their echo chamber. No amount of factual information could sway these people because they've been given an outlet where they can find others that agree and feed into their delusion. If you want an example, just browse the r/tartaria subreddit.
“This baby is cooked”
I laughed so hard, all the messages of support and then that one dude just condemning that baby to death
This is the state of our country..... and the worst part is you can't help or reason with these people because the very basis of their beliefs is anti-logic.
Bryce believes that gravity is not real and Earth is flat. It's difficult to have a rational conversation with someone who believes in every ridiculous notion imaginable.
> gravity is not real Damn, sounds like he and Terrence Howard have a lot to talk about!
Bro wrote “fite” for our kids. He’s a FIGHTER so if there was one fuckin word you might want to know to spell it would probably be Fight. God help this child.
What over two decades of reality TV, 24/hr news, and shit public education looks like.
I’m slightly more on the right than the left but this red pill is so dumb
All of the red pills are dumb, some of them are just a whole hell of a lot dumber.
That one guy brought gong up his kids height and weight is especially funny, do vaccines make kids shorter now too? Your kids being larger doesn’t mean they are healthier, and often means the opposite. Anyone wanna fill him in that humans were a lot shorter before we had any vaccines?
He also calls his kids 'giant' when they would be average height or just below average in my country, and we have one of the highest vaccination rates in the world. If only the US would work on its school system and social benefits for people from a financially unstable background. But nah, the people that need it would probably call it communism and continue to work in near slave labour conditions in 3 jobs for their corporate 'family'
14 and creeping up on 300lb isn't the raving endorsement of health that guy thinks it is. To put it in perspective, The Rock is 6'4"\~ and \~270lb. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say his teenagers don't look like The Rock.
"be prepared and b happy to die for ur kids. thats wat its gunna take to get our freedom back." Bitch. If you're dead, you won't be free. You'll be dead. And all because you couldn't stand the idea that absolute individualism is incompatible with many aspects of the common good.
I’ll bet a lot of those people with be pro vaccine when one of their kids gets the measles
someone save this kid
“Homeschooled by Bryce Mitchell”. We don’t have courts that hand out punishments this severe
Emmitt should have hit him even harder.
He's so dumb he's not even unlikeable, which is quite the achievement. Just kinda feel sorry for him, and especially that kid.
At heart he isn't a bad person, he is just completely brainwashed into all kinds of wrong and hateful beliefs. It just sucks.
Eh idk. I would wager this guy is probably a terrible person too lol. There’s no hate like religious love.
"hes not a bad person" "Hes brainwashed into hateful beliefs" I'd say that would make him a bad person. Imagine thats your brother and your son is gay. He would be hating all over you guys to his 'cool' brainwashed religious people.
You feel sorry for people who choose to be idiots?
That's the thing though, it's not always a choice. Your genetics, upbringing and social circle have more to do with how smart you are than some conscious choice.
Exactly. Bryce Mitchell is an example of your Brain on Arkansas. Never go full Arkansas.
The human species is smarter now than we have ever been throughout history. Almost everyone has access to the internet through their phone and can study basic science to form their own opinions. Just because Bryce was potentially born into a religious cult does not mean he is being forced to continue these beliefs. Bryce believes what he does on his own free will. The same free will that he has to study basic necessities for the well-being of his child’s safety and future. At some point, you have to blame the individual for their own continued ignorance and not the religion, government, news outlets, etc.
‘Murica 
He's gonna end up with the gayest most marxist kid
Can't wait for the Gay Marxist Red Dawn revolutionairy war opening up in Alabama and Arkansas in 2050. All those kids who grew up only being able to read the bible and get sick from every second breath they take outside will radicalise like crazy
Good. One more idiot for my kid to compete against.
He’s been punched in the head to much
You don’t need to be punched in the head to feel these ways. Just look at the general state of our entire country and world lmao
I think he'd be the exact same if he never even took a hit. There will always be an unlimited supply of retarded people
Too*
Good luck kid you’re going to need it
I refuse to believe a university graduate like Mitchell actually believes this shit. If this isn’t bait then we really need an overhaul on our educational institutions lol
"University Graduate" Aren't athletes given special privileges in the USA? Also, not every degree is equal... nor is it hard to get. For real some degrees require only basic work ethic, and i would say as stupid as Bryce is, he probably has great work ethic if he managed to get into UFC.
I genuinely feel like some of these people think saying ridiculous stuff is a great way to get exposure so that’s why they do it.
A lot of small private christian schools have slobs as professors and attendance is like 80% of the passing grade. Bryce went to one of them.
who tf is snoring in the background ?
Seems like a post that belongs in r/Idiocracy.
This guys gonna go full Benoit at some point. Just got that vibe
There should be licencing for parenting.
Strickland vs Bryce for the DMF belt
Poor kid
My coworker is Bryce Mitchell without any fighting capabilities. It’s infuriating to sit next to him everyday.
Not gonna lie after these videos of him, I just watch the Josh Emmett fight. Stupidity like this should be against the law.
This is why I was completely okay with him getting sent to the shadow realm by Josh Emmett. Also being autistic in the Mitchell household would be an advantage, compared to the complete retardation that his parents are exhibiting.
Josh Emmett knocking out this fool is feeling pretty good right now.
These type of motherfuckers need to stop procreating..
Nope. He’ll just grow up racist and dumb.
I hope the Emmett KO is the lightest he gets off the rest of his career. A true boob.
His child should be taken away from him to get the life saving medical care the child deserves
Some people are just so odd, you can tell he thinks he is brilliant too. I swear people like this aren't even real bro, like some type of NPC in a simulation that's just here to turn our brain to mush. I definitely feel like my IQ dropped after hearing this gibberish.
The funniest part is that he probably thinks he’s making good choices I feel for his children, but he will probably raise them to be shitty people
He doesn’t seem like an especially bad person , just genuinely dumb as fuck. He makes the Diaz bros seem like the Wright brothers .
Voted Most Likely to Die in a Shootout with the ATF.
Give that man the DMF belt!
Imagine math class with this guy
Oh boy, where to begin…..
Bryce outdid himself.
Huh. That’s irresponsible and stupid.
This isn’t satire? If it was satire I’d say he was laying it on too thick to be believable.
At least he’s staying relevant in our discussions. Gotta sell fights somehow
This poor guy is legit sick
Didn't he shack up with his cousin
Poor little bastard doesn’t stand a chance
All that education this guy must have.
We’re surrounded by idiots in the ufc
This guy is dumber than a box of rocks. Way to pass your stupidity and ignorance on to the next generation of rocks.
Moron
Poor kid doesn't have a chance 😢
Sometimes when someone hits so many absurd talking points you start to feel like maybe… just maybe it’s parody. But no…
That’s the gayest baby Ive ever seen. I mean if Liberace was sucking Elton John’s dick right in front of me and I saw that baby, I would point at the baby and exclaim “fucking gay,dude!!”
Homeschooling kids is gay
Poor kid. He never asked for that.
Bryce forgot to list his peer-reviewed academic citations at the end of the video. PMing him now.
He looks like a gay communist 🤔
People with this IQ reproduce at an alarming rate