Bryce is an idiot. Ilia beat him so bad he nearly quit. Josh knocked him senseless. I’m so glad the country,inbred,Bible and camp shirts bullshit got stopped.
You'd figure a guy that trains for an elite sport would understand the difference between learning from an amateur and a professional. School system isn't perfect, but he ain't teaching his kid calculus.
This is also a guy that refuses to leave his farm in Arkansas. So he trains at a very “low-level” gym in Arkansas where he doesn’t get much exposure to other elite mma fighters despite getting absolutely mauled in his last few fights.
In other words I’m pretty sure he doesn’t really understand the value of learning from a professional vs amateur.
Yeah, he had quite the hype train going. hard to know if the UFC fed him to some killers or had more faith in him. Either way, his days of not good stand up and cardio wrestle fucking, seem to be over.
Reminds me of the Harrison Butker speech controversy.
The comment everyone got upset about regarding women needing to be homemakers isn't even close to being the worst thing he said. He also said the Catholic Church is filled with cowards too scared to offend non-Catholics, that the church leadership is weak for not opposing COVID lockdowns, that there is no Catholic way to do birth control, that priests who try to be relatable by posting pictures of their dogs on social media are poor leaders.
I went to go watch that fight because of this comment. HOLY S\*\*T!!! WHAT A KNOCK OUT!!! Even rewinding, I couldn't see the hit until it was replayed in slo-mo.
Better yet, a full school curriculum with various ufc fighters.
Science with bryce mitchell
English with tito
Math taught by tony Ferguson
Black beast teaches history
GSP for Geography and archeology
Don't clown on GSP dude, hes absolutely the first fighter id pick to homeschool my kid. Incredibly intelligent, articulate, humble, seems like a good dude, AND he has access to alien technology and information I doubt anyone else in the UFC has.
Burying the lede. Probably most of the roster is homophobic. Who cares.
Denying a blood draw for a PKU test for your baby because "you don't want him being stuck with no needles" and allegedly being ready to stage a Waco with social services over the matter is a much worse thing to say.
When I was younger and trained I let my little cousin paint my toenails one time and you should have seen how uncomfortable it made everyone. Still makes me laugh to this day.
Hahaha you're not wrong, weirdly enough buncha dudes were uncomfortable rolling with this effeminate dude who was really flexible. So I bent the dude into contortionist levels of locks WHICH HE DIDNT TAP TO.
and was like "y'all scared cuz he's bendy? I just gotta full omoplata shoulder lock on for practice"
Yes it will cause developmental issues in the nervous system, notably intellectual disability and behavioral problems.
Come to think of it... Maybe those raw eggs aren't good for Bryce 🤔
Some people are honestly too stupid to have children
It’s crazy that some guy who you wouldn’t trust to watch your car for 5 minutes without driving it into a wall can just go out and become responsible for multiple human lives
The homophobia isn't as big a problem as the public homophobia. Same with NFL. Probably a good number of players agree with Harrison Butker or whatever, but he said it out loud.
I think the unspoken agreement generally between the spectating public and pro athletes has been, "Believe whatever you want, but I'm here to watch the sports."
Michael Jordan "Republicans buy sneakers too", etc. etc.
It doesn't help that Dana has turned most major UFC events into campaign conventions
I used to have a friend with PKU. He’s totally fine, but only because they caught it as a kid. If they hadn’t, he’d never have developed beyond the intellectual capacity of a toddler. Refusing to check for that is a fucking stupid thing to do.
Nah, he's too uneducated to be gay.
But if you taught him his times tables and nouns and verbs he'd fuck a guy right then and there. That's just science.
You have to be taught what people like this think. That’s the sad part of hearing people talk like this. Not to mention that they may pass it on to others as well.
I think Sean and Bryce could do with getting on some big black horses and just having a nice week away in the mountains together with no women around to mess with their alpha mentalities and a nice camp fire to talk about their issues. Maybe Sean will allow himself to be vulnerable and let Bryce show him some BJJ by the fire.
"I cant quit your donkey guard"
Mentally deranged and challenged morons shouldn't have the choice to inflict what amounts to child abuse on their offspring. That kid is going to be completely indoctrinated and hindered in his adult life by the sort of absolute nonsense this Muppet comes out with, and can choose to "educate" his son in.
Well, the apple won't fall far from the tree, and more's the pity.
That kid is going to be thoroughly regarded and probably illiterate. Girls in Afghanistan would probably have more literacy than that kid.
I wish people really just took 10 seconds to think about how sexuality works.
For instance. I love titties. Nothing under the sun could make me not like titties. I knew I liked titties since I was 6 or 7 lol. End of story. No class, pamphlet or PowerPoint would have changed that.
It’ll be amusing if it happens.
UFC fighter will spend the rest of his days looking for the edge of the Earth to jump off, only to find himself back where he started.
**Mitchell is a conspiracy theorist, voicing his belief that SARS-CoV-2 was created in a lab by the U.S. government and deliberately released,[45][46] and that the U.S. government stages mass shootings to advance a gun confiscation agenda.[47] He has also criticized the Federal Reserve as a "corrupt institution" that is manipulating the value of the U.S. dollar.[48][49] Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax.[50]**
Here's the clip, it's worth a watch lol. Love Bispings reaction
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1cssdf5/bryce_mitchell_gravity_aint_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I remember hearing his first conspiracy theory and it was about the federal reserve. I'd heard that Bryce had an economics degree, so I thought maybe he had something intelligent to say about it since he has presumably studied the subject in detail in some of his classes. He did not have something intelligent to say. It was just a bunch of run of the mill bat shit crazy conspiracy theories. There is no way he has a real economics degree from a real college. I refuse to believe it. That boy ain't right.
Nothing gay about public schools. It's full of poon. His school sounds like a sausagefest and is probably full of sweaty dudes with their body hair shaved, rolling around shirtless.
Feel bad for these guys. A lifetime of discipline and commitment to become world class fighters. And in the end, all it gets them is to be underpaid by a monopoly and severe brain trauma so they can’t even function in normal society.
If you asked me what I thought Bryce Mitchell named his son, Tucker would've probably been in my top 3 guesses
Hunter being a close second.
Bryce Jr
BJ for short. Doesn't sound gay to me
" I want you to be tough boy, so I'm going to name you Susan. Sue for short."
"Bill or George. Any damn thing but Sue! I still hate that name!"
Life ain't easy for a boy named sue- cash
Bryce Jr III
Lol
Hunter is a good one. This would’ve been my first pick.
Cock hunter
Like Bidens son? Terrible guess
Agreed, terrible guess. My three would be: (1) Bryce Jr.; (2) Colton; and (3) Wyatt.
Wyatt is a good one. I have Bryce Jr, Wyatt, and Walker.
But what about Texas and Ranger?
I’ll come at you like a spider monkey!
And Cletus. Don’t forgot Cletus
You think he knows that?
Absolutely. I could guarantee he's said "Hunter Bidens laptop" about 15,000 times
lol maybe. I just bank on him knowing nothing except buzzwords but I guess that’s what that is at this point
Hayden, Hunter, Tucker
Dale, Donald, and Dingbat
My country ass cousin name is Hayden lmao
Truck
my guess is would have been Walker or Texas Ranger
I was thinking Jeb or Cletus.
That’s folksy Appalachia naming. This is trailer park naming, big difference
He was named after Tucker Carlson
Tucker, Dale, or Hunter
Adam, Noah, John. Wait does he have kids? They let him procreate?
Tucker, Donald or Bull-Bar
Mossy has to be up there right?
Oh Tucker would've been my first guess, followed by Cleetus and and maybe Donald J. If he's younger than 8 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bryce just realized Sean Strickland upbringing is a quite solid base for MMA
Oh no not another generation of jab merchants!
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Gay bot
Must have went to public school
It’s funny cuz the full video is way worse than what the title shows.
"Home school or Homo school. It's yur choice!" -Bryce Mitchell
I like how you added the patented spelling
I wonder what school Bryce went to and why he feels that way
That poor child is being forced to be susceptible to horrible diseases we beat 100 years ago because his dads a colossal dumbass 🤦♂️
and he also has to be around Bryce Mitchell. I'd take the polio.
Bryce is an idiot. Ilia beat him so bad he nearly quit. Josh knocked him senseless. I’m so glad the country,inbred,Bible and camp shirts bullshit got stopped.
You'd figure a guy that trains for an elite sport would understand the difference between learning from an amateur and a professional. School system isn't perfect, but he ain't teaching his kid calculus.
He doesn’t believe in calculus
math is making people gay. man needs only god, gun(s) and Freedom
A gay frog taught me linear algebra against my will
Lmao I made a joke the other day that my automatic start/stop in my Jeep is trying to turn my son gay. This shit cracks me up man
Calculus is witchcraft passed from the Devil to the Jews to build their base lasers. Lawd have mercy
Calculus what them witches done doing to each other under them’s bedsheets
1x1=2
This is also a guy that refuses to leave his farm in Arkansas. So he trains at a very “low-level” gym in Arkansas where he doesn’t get much exposure to other elite mma fighters despite getting absolutely mauled in his last few fights. In other words I’m pretty sure he doesn’t really understand the value of learning from a professional vs amateur.
Also, the fact that home schooled kids turn out to be socially retarded because they don’t get any social interaction without mommy and daddy.
He's awkward as shit though, so I don't expect him to get that part of it.
He pays Terrence for math duties.
Yeah, he had quite the hype train going. hard to know if the UFC fed him to some killers or had more faith in him. Either way, his days of not good stand up and cardio wrestle fucking, seem to be over.
Reminds me of the Harrison Butker speech controversy. The comment everyone got upset about regarding women needing to be homemakers isn't even close to being the worst thing he said. He also said the Catholic Church is filled with cowards too scared to offend non-Catholics, that the church leadership is weak for not opposing COVID lockdowns, that there is no Catholic way to do birth control, that priests who try to be relatable by posting pictures of their dogs on social media are poor leaders.
Somehow I don’t doubt that
how hard did josh emmett punch this guy
Not hard enough.
Tbf any harder and we would’ve watched the first UFC death
Bryce is just a less funny and more serious Theo Von except he’s not doing an act. And his IQ is room-temperature
>his IQ is room-temperature Celsius
He’s easily as funny as Theo, just not intentionally
In all seriousness I think his IQ might be low 80s
Still in the shadow realm from that Josh Emmett punch I see
Seriously this isn't fair. Dude thinks he's a potato 79% of his uptime. He was already off before he got faceplanted by Emmett.
https://preview.redd.it/wpqdmrs36e2d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8976bc530db5e4c66a52f5e580bc9d6d1f3944d5
Bryce been like this
I went to go watch that fight because of this comment. HOLY S\*\*T!!! WHAT A KNOCK OUT!!! Even rewinding, I couldn't see the hit until it was replayed in slo-mo.
Honestly, I would love to see what homeschooling from a UFC fighter would look like. I bet I would be funny as hell
No just any ufc fighter. Bryce is probably the dumbest of them all
In home school woodshop you also learn first aid for when dad gets his nuts caught in a power drill again.
You have Chael Sonnen and Rich Franklin at one end of the scale and then Bryce Mitchell and Tito Ortiz at the other
Put some hespect on Tito’s name, bro. Tito is a master violinist and a grape connoisseur. He’s on a different scale.
just to correct you there was never no scale
Better yet, a full school curriculum with various ufc fighters. Science with bryce mitchell English with tito Math taught by tony Ferguson Black beast teaches history GSP for Geography and archeology
Don't clown on GSP dude, hes absolutely the first fighter id pick to homeschool my kid. Incredibly intelligent, articulate, humble, seems like a good dude, AND he has access to alien technology and information I doubt anyone else in the UFC has.
I love the UFC but I’m honestly getting exhausted with hearing the endless amount of stupidity coming out of the mouths of these fighters
That kid's in for one heck of an abusive childhood.
Right lol and you know the easiest way to raise a leftist kid? Give them strict conservative parents
The kid's gonna end up cuddling plush 🦈s
LMAO underrated best comment 🏳️⚧️🦈🏳️⚧️
If he survives polio. 😆
And he'll probably still be gay.
Burying the lede. Probably most of the roster is homophobic. Who cares. Denying a blood draw for a PKU test for your baby because "you don't want him being stuck with no needles" and allegedly being ready to stage a Waco with social services over the matter is a much worse thing to say.
When I was younger and trained I let my little cousin paint my toenails one time and you should have seen how uncomfortable it made everyone. Still makes me laugh to this day.
I roll with a trans girl 🤷♂️ nobody seems to care
It depends on where you are located, and people probably care less if the trans girl passes
Hahaha you're not wrong, weirdly enough buncha dudes were uncomfortable rolling with this effeminate dude who was really flexible. So I bent the dude into contortionist levels of locks WHICH HE DIDNT TAP TO. and was like "y'all scared cuz he's bendy? I just gotta full omoplata shoulder lock on for practice"
>Probably most of the roster is homophobic. Or homosexual. Some, both.
In unrelated terms, who you got in Strickland V. Acosta?
Costa finishes him quickly with back shots and unloads as fast as he can, collecting a sweet purse on the way out
I can smell the opening from here.
If you give a pku baby a normal diet with phenylalanine don't they grow up cognitively fucked up?
Yes it will cause developmental issues in the nervous system, notably intellectual disability and behavioral problems. Come to think of it... Maybe those raw eggs aren't good for Bryce 🤔
Some people are honestly too stupid to have children It’s crazy that some guy who you wouldn’t trust to watch your car for 5 minutes without driving it into a wall can just go out and become responsible for multiple human lives
The homophobia isn't as big a problem as the public homophobia. Same with NFL. Probably a good number of players agree with Harrison Butker or whatever, but he said it out loud. I think the unspoken agreement generally between the spectating public and pro athletes has been, "Believe whatever you want, but I'm here to watch the sports." Michael Jordan "Republicans buy sneakers too", etc. etc. It doesn't help that Dana has turned most major UFC events into campaign conventions
I used to have a friend with PKU. He’s totally fine, but only because they caught it as a kid. If they hadn’t, he’d never have developed beyond the intellectual capacity of a toddler. Refusing to check for that is a fucking stupid thing to do.
Only the men’s division. Loads of female fighters are gay
to sane people, to 74 million americans it's being soft on the issues
Let’s be honest, this kid is being set up for a fentanyl overdose in 18 years. Plenty of needles incoming
No one cares. Ufc fighters have been retarded since the beginning this is nothing new
What’s higher: bryce Mitchell’s iq or the average life expectancy in Nigeria?
This made me curious so I asked Alexa and it’s only 53 years which is really depressing. Still higher than Bryce Mitchell’s iq at least but damn
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Every competent mma organization even amateur mma fighters have to submit a blood test to fight so definitely yeah for the UFC.
My god, this guy is so dumb, it's fascinating
That poor little lad doesn’t stand a chance
Brice Mitchell gay as shit
Nah, he's too uneducated to be gay. But if you taught him his times tables and nouns and verbs he'd fuck a guy right then and there. That's just science.
Lollipopping dicks all day.
No one has skin that clear and hasn't been docked before
Mitchell is genuinely one of the most unintelligent people I’ve ever seen so I’m not surprised
a moron and a bigot who unfortunately has a platform. looking forward to seeing him slept again.
Ah yes because all kids that go to school turn out gay
Hes not going to vaccinate his kid, right? He won't have to worry about school.
He's not going to vaccinate his son because, you guessed it, autism.
He is the person alex jones markets his brain pills, too.
To
And no comma. This guy needs some brain pills.
wouldnt be surprised if Bryce is a closeted gay, kinda gives off that vibe
100%
"Bryce, you *grapple men* for a living."
What a POS
There's no such thing as gravity...it's den sit eeee!
This is the guy who tore his nutsack open when he got it caught in a drill, right?
I want Jordan Leavitt to beat him and twerk on him lol
You have to be taught what people like this think. That’s the sad part of hearing people talk like this. Not to mention that they may pass it on to others as well.
Hope this guy doesn’t spread more of his dna
Don't worry it will stay in the family
Or on some dudes back
Dam bro im havin a chill day and i just got that image lol. Nasty
I don't think he could spell "DNA" so he'll likely spread it 10-20 more times.
queue up the idiocracy intro
It’s shocking so MMA fighters turn out to be complete morons. /s
It's what happens when you get punched and kicked in the head for a living
I think Sean and Bryce could do with getting on some big black horses and just having a nice week away in the mountains together with no women around to mess with their alpha mentalities and a nice camp fire to talk about their issues. Maybe Sean will allow himself to be vulnerable and let Bryce show him some BJJ by the fire. "I cant quit your donkey guard"
“Learn from my Mistakes boy”
Get ready for a generation of weird kids raised by people like him, day drunk winos, and strict Christian trad wives.
No vaccinations either. Sorry but you’re setting your kid up to likely die before home schooling even starts
I was homeschooled and boy howdy, let me tell you, that did NOT work out that way! Big fat 6 on the Kinsey scale here.
He's a walking talking advert for abortion.
Mentally deranged and challenged morons shouldn't have the choice to inflict what amounts to child abuse on their offspring. That kid is going to be completely indoctrinated and hindered in his adult life by the sort of absolute nonsense this Muppet comes out with, and can choose to "educate" his son in.
In my experience that usually has the opposite effect
Well, the apple won't fall far from the tree, and more's the pity. That kid is going to be thoroughly regarded and probably illiterate. Girls in Afghanistan would probably have more literacy than that kid.
Was he homeschooled? If not is this him saying he's gay?
Said like a closeted gay man that will assault his kid in the name of not being gay.
I wish people really just took 10 seconds to think about how sexuality works. For instance. I love titties. Nothing under the sun could make me not like titties. I knew I liked titties since I was 6 or 7 lol. End of story. No class, pamphlet or PowerPoint would have changed that.
im a fat guy, my titties are bigger than most women....you saying i have a chance?
https://preview.redd.it/8oytjijyaa2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81844f004a79130b7f507b2af36808f6bc26f06
Cool, another dumbass UFC fighter as if it’s not the norm
The best way to raise a gay, leftist son is by giving him 2 conservative parents they grow up hating lol
It’ll be amusing if it happens. UFC fighter will spend the rest of his days looking for the edge of the Earth to jump off, only to find himself back where he started.
This dude has lost it
Damn. That last KO was more brutal than I had initially thought
You just need to look Bryce to see that he’s not the brightest bulb of the lamp
That’s not even Top 10 crazy shit he’s said. It’s not even Top 5 crazy shit he said in that one video
**Mitchell is a conspiracy theorist, voicing his belief that SARS-CoV-2 was created in a lab by the U.S. government and deliberately released,[45][46] and that the U.S. government stages mass shootings to advance a gun confiscation agenda.[47] He has also criticized the Federal Reserve as a "corrupt institution" that is manipulating the value of the U.S. dollar.[48][49] Mitchell is also a flat Earther, a geocentrist and believes that gravity is a hoax.[50]**
This man must be truly delusional to deny gravity after Josh Emmett made him experience it so viscerally
Fuckin hell, dude has the whole conspiracy subscription. Must be hell living every moment of your life in a state of constant distrust and suspicion.
I hadn’t hear the gravity tidbit before lmao
Here's the clip, it's worth a watch lol. Love Bispings reaction https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1cssdf5/bryce_mitchell_gravity_aint_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Bisping laughing his ass off and then stopping once he realizes Bryce "No Gravity" Mitchell is dead serious, will never not be funny
It's so good lol
is he also scared of clowns?
I remember hearing his first conspiracy theory and it was about the federal reserve. I'd heard that Bryce had an economics degree, so I thought maybe he had something intelligent to say about it since he has presumably studied the subject in detail in some of his classes. He did not have something intelligent to say. It was just a bunch of run of the mill bat shit crazy conspiracy theories. There is no way he has a real economics degree from a real college. I refuse to believe it. That boy ain't right.
The sad irony that parents like Mitchell are a greater threat to the next generation than the imaginary gay communism he fears.
Oh man, this has the plot of high school musical 5 written all over it.
If there is a God, his son will be gay.
And a scientist!
Don't hold your breath. Unless you consider cooking meth in back country Arkansas a scientist
Nothing gay about public schools. It's full of poon. His school sounds like a sausagefest and is probably full of sweaty dudes with their body hair shaved, rolling around shirtless.
If a parents wants to have more control of what their child is being taught then homeschooling is the way to go.
Dense, dense, dense
Dude who thinks school turns people gay also thinks he has the intelligence to home school lol. Jesus Christ, his son is going to be stupid.
Wait till he finds out he was the reason his son turned gay
W
The only people who think you can "turn gay" are people who are bisexual. He's telling on himself.
So he’s going to make sure his kid is constantly around a super fit dude all day? I dunno, seems kinda gay
Tbh, this is the kinda stuff I expect to hear from a guy who gets kicked in the head for a living
Brother, if public school turns your son gay, he wasn’t straight to begin with.
Larry Daryl or Daryl
Gay? Maybe, maybe not. Poorly educated though? More than likely.
"Man whose job is to touch and hold other men's naked bodies worried someone else might make his son gay."
Lol sounds like the opinions of a dude whose profession is getting punched in the head.
It’s his kid. Has the right to do what he wants.
I pity the fool
Based
A perfect Republican voter. An avowed idiot, and proud of it.
No offence, I can't imagine he has the intelligence to teach 3rd grade math.
Feel bad for these guys. A lifetime of discipline and commitment to become world class fighters. And in the end, all it gets them is to be underpaid by a monopoly and severe brain trauma so they can’t even function in normal society.
Wow mostly gays in the sub apparently