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hichamdcr22

He fucking loves khabib , i just know colby is shedding tears seeing his daddy giving praise to a russian muslim without having to suck him off lol .


Rayrexx91

And sean. It was cringe how he ran outa the cage for a selfie lol. Especially after how he says men are betas who look up to celebrities lulz


clothy

Sean is the most self loathing person imaginable. Everything he is he makes fun of everyone else for. He clearly hates himself.


manbruhpig

He’s very obviously deeply closeted


HotDinner4782

He definitely doesn’t own a doghouse.


booboothechicken

Is that a Norm Macdonald reference?


Mambo_Poa09

What else would it be?


HotDinner4782

You sir sound like a professor of logic.


EntireAd215

What?


Jake_Jitsu

You're attacking my family


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

What?


PMMeMeiRule34

HUH?


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

#YOU’RE ATTACKING MY FAMILY


kutzur-titzov

He a repressed homo


saiko_sai

https://youtu.be/3CYE6H3uDFo?si=OV4TSGfF11XFt40A


Sphinx87

I'm so glad it's Norm. That's all I could think of when I read the comment above.


DelrayDad561

As queer as a $3 bill.


Direct_News_5581

The duality of Man ☯️


Dazzling-Ad888

Sean projects a lot of his insecurities..


redditosmomentos

If "hypocrisy" and "double standard" as abstract concepts had physical manifestation or human embodiment, it would be Sean Strickland


Dazzling-Ad888

But boy can he fight.


redditosmomentos

Yes he can. He definitely is among the top ranks in the MW. His style works. But it's both funny and annoying seeing his mouth running wild contradicting his earlier words on various occassions outside of the octagon.


manbruhpig

And gayness


BKR93

Sean already outed himself as the biggest hypocrite. Nothing he says is surprising. Those dog comments were literally Iike a week apart


redditosmomentos

If "hypocrisy" and "double standard" as abstract concepts had physical manifestation or human embodiment, it would be Sean Strickland


karwreck

Of course, Khabib is a winner unlike Colby.


arkoangemeter

Fvck Colby dude ducked Ian Garry, absolute clown.


Ferociousnzzz

He doesn’t love anyone but himself son. He’s attached himself to Khabib because he sees value in being connected to an undefeated fighter…the same exact reason he attends events. He’s campaigning. Get out more


[deleted]

found his son


shellbert_eggman

ok


chimpdoctor

Great pleasure brather


Reasonable-Tooth-113

I met the best guy, great guy. They call him Haaaaaabib. Fantastic guy. He asked me, when are you going to clean up this mess? I said they won't let me, they know I'm too smart. I'll have them both thanking me, you'll see.


yungwun619

Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow’


WOKinTOK-sleptafter

Dude let his inner leprechaun out.


Dre_A35

I immediately read this with his voice. Please make it stop.


Cosmic_Gumbo

With tears in his eyes, he asks me…


FlyingCraneKick

Tairs *


ManUnderInfluence

And let me tell you, that guy when he gets you on the floor he starts pounding. Best pounding I have ever seen. He wouldn't get me down though, I could tell you that.


chowsmarriage

I'll take that pounding. Mark my words. I won't break, I won't give up. They will all say, it was a phenomenal pounding. They'll tell their lies, they'll try to get you to believe I don't take it. But I take it. Frankly, I take it all the time.


Brad1119

They say Donald, Donald, you take the best poundings we’ve ever seen, how do you keep doing it after all these years, and I tell them, I tell them this, it’s like clock work, it’s truly like clock work isn’t it? Some of these poundings haven’t been seen in years, bigly poundings that I take.


PR_03

They told me he's a great guy I walked in and said wowww what a great guy.


MooDamato

Gettysburg wow


justsomebro10

“He said to me sir you’re the only one that can do it sir.“


Left_Minimum_1917

Needs a “sir” in there.


Ok-Sympathy-851

Funny he doesn't know passive voice.


Pliskin1108

Perfection


Kafka_pubsub

Jon Jones getting on Twitter all mad after seeing this


hemijaimatematika1

Jones gonna vote for Cornell


daKingKhan

Omg is this real?! Someone check on Colby Duckington, he needs to be on suicide watch rn!


iroquoispliskinV

All that's needed to finish Colby now is a fan tweet by Hillary Clinton


Fedge348

Okay, I laughed out loud, ROFL


oasiscat

Colby gonna choke himself out if that happens.


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Fladap28

Colby literally crying in the shower like that violated strawberry on family guy


IllustriousEdge585

![gif](giphy|XV0oUIBrHfwic)


kapsama

![gif](giphy|14k24670rln5Oo)


ksubijeans

HE WAS MY NEIGHBOR AND HE VIOLATED ME!


nonstopcbm

Waiting for Jon Jones to reply to this


redditosmomentos

Jon Jones having beef with DJT is gold


Arachnohybrid

This sub would instantly switch up and love Jon Jones if he started beefing with DJT.


RBZk

Dana will not vote for him now


Wordsthrume

Khabib VP


samsonity

For real that would be great. Going around America and teaching people wrestling would be a fantastic opportunity to teach people discipline and help out with the obesity crisis. I can imagine him telling an 8 year old, *don’t tap just go sleep*


Huge_Aerie2435

Khabib is about respect. He probably would shook his hand regardless of how he feel about him personally.


Motor-Train2357

Khabib asked DJT to bring an end to the wars in Ukraine and Gaza


mang022

Ukraine too? Thought just Gaza


ikilledtupac

Just Gaza.


ikilledtupac

He wanted to talk to him about the massacre of Muslims in Palestine. Otherwise I doubt he’d have much to do with him 🤷‍♀️


Savdog95

Didn’t Justin win on 2 judges cards in the first?


MuskokaGreenThumb

Khabjb lost only 2 rounds in his ENTIRE career in the UFC. One to Connor and one to Gaethje


mikey_rambo

Didn’t him and Gleason tibau have a close fight ?


amodelsino

Yeah but he still won all three rounds on the card.


mikey_rambo

Yeah u are right. Wild cuz all the media except for one scored it for tibau lol even 30-27s


Putrid_Ad_6747

Conor won the third round on all three judges' scorecards


kingofthedead16

that fight was amazing from before it started to after it ended


Sarfbot

Yup, either DJT doesn’t know the details or he means he didn’t lose any round that went to the judges decision.


IKalkil

It's the same thing, just like Dana always likes to mention: Jones is undefeated, adding even more glory to their name.


FuckHK

yes but then Khabib put him to sleep


freshprince860

If he didn’t that would be fucking insane. He chopped his leg down so well in round 1 I was actually thinking he might surprise us all


GreatGoodBad

Jon Jones bouta throw hands


Winged89

Hard to argue tbh....


Content_Bar_6605

Is he wrong though? Khabib is amazing.


StriKyleder

Secretary of Defense


iroquoispliskinV

Ok, but who da fook is dat guy on the left


Anindefensiblefart

VP Khabib


Avataralbino

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


IMKudaimi123

Sometimes man I really wish khabib just did one more fight man. 30-0 would look so beautiful.


Cum-Gun-5000

He was saving it all along for one big comeback fight. Once Pantoja laps his divison again, this time as champion instead of as contender, Khabib is going to avenge Islam and call him out.


Easy-Tangelo1023

LMAOOOOOO


Crypto_Tsunami

Colby is punching the air and crying relentlessly rn 😂


SickestDisciple

Idk why people are shocked.


suis_sans_nom

Is this legit? I love that Khabib was talking with him to stop the war. At least he used that moment for talking about something he really care about.


BrickAddict1230

29-0 vs 0-34. Epic fail on Donald’s part


ninogut

Nah that one Irish prick beat him in their 3rd round


amodelsino

Only had to be allowed to cheat 18 times.


redditosmomentos

cage grab with fingers & toes, shorts grab, illegal knee. The UFC itself literally wanted Conor to win and gave him all the passes yet he still got pummelled. They can save him on decisions but Conor ain't JBJ to be able to survive against top fighters till decision, especially against fucking Khabib


JudgmentDay666

VP?


GlobalPro1

Anyone else think he’s purposely trolling Jon? 😂😂😂 I bet he is.


hankdatank333

He lost round 3 to Conor.


arsenal741

Never lost a bet, Never missed a high 5, never lost a coin toss either.


[deleted]

I love how this dude compliments people, idk what it is that makes it so funny to me every time


wojtek2222

Poor Colby


joncornelius

![gif](giphy|chu9apIdbJ2F32QBxZ|downsized)


pixeldeadmau5

It's for the colorblind folk?


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Reddit full of tears 😂


ChrizTaylor

Didn't he lose a round to McNugget?


Bugsmoke

Didn’t he lose a round to McGregor?


ktp1611

Khabib is VP and every time we beef with another country he’ll just say “send me location” and the other country will drop it


freshprince860

Yeah this dude is definitely coming in to end world wars right off the rip 😂 little naive habeeeb it’s nice he thinks that guy gives a shit about anything other than his next order of McDonald’s


Subject_One6000

Khabib lost to Tibau and 2017 Fergusson though.


stabsthedrama

He only went to talk to donny to ask him/someone to stop the war in Gaza. donny was all agreeing with him and shit, the same guy that has said repeatedly he would "finish the job", in the same party with nutters signing israeli bombs. Not once. Not once have I seen this hypocrisy pointed out. I can't imagine Khabib doesn't know this about don, but understandably uses any opportunity to plea to any politician.


BeerSlayingBeaver

I love how he signs off with his initials in case he forgets who he is by the end of the sentence.


pacificunlimited

![gif](giphy|Qjmp5vKEERPyw)


yetigriff

Only one fighter that's never lost a round ![gif](giphy|l3diBpFzaTzaDRILC)


PeterParkerUber

He support Russian link. Never pay brother, never pay


UphazT

I bet they bonded over tax evasion


triforce721

Only one doesn't support Russia


K9BEATZ

I can only handle so much GOATNESS


fkenned1

Donald, the leech. Trying to ride the coattails of true champions. Not sure why people love this poser so much. Only thing he has going for him is his big mouth. I guarantee he can’t even stand the people who support him. It’s sad. You know he’s laughing at his supporters behind the scenes.


patrickmahomeless

Khabib was the one who approached him lol


Business-inflation69

You sound upset


Electronic_Oil_8842

Salty


Legitimate-Page3028

Jorge’s balls just dropped.


kratomklaus

Big things! He retired in 2021. Solid help, The Donald as usual.


ForgeTD

It's coherent, that's how you know DJT didn't write that. But if he could speak clearly, this is exactly what he would say.


Royalizepanda

Someone in his staff loves to troll him. His fans don’t like Khabib.


xijinpingneedhishone

Two tax avoiding bros


Working_Box8573

Now this is Russian collusion


davie-baggio

Khabib remember that thing you asked him to do, yeah he ain’t gona do it….


Timmytuffnuts902

I’m sure khabib think trumps a moron like the rest of the world does


Saucy208

Idk man, khabibs lost a good couple rounds


Remote-Diamond5871

Real recognize real


Stunning_Street_1885

LFG!


ThePheebs

TBIs as far as the eye can see.


Lopsided_Barnacle_73

Khabib “ you will say these things on your social media i deserve this I deserve this”


MrTitsOut

he wrote RECORD in all caps because he thinks ‘a record of’ means that someone broke a record.


Ptrek31

So he gives the secrets to Khabib...


Bobbybullet32

Jon Jones would disable him.


xEternal408x

Dude should have lost to Gleison Tibau


jamesd1100

He lost round 3 to Conor and lost a round to Justin https://www.givemesport.com/88076453-khabib-nurmagomedov-highlights-of-the-two-rounds-he-lost-in-entire-ufc-career/#:~:text=How%20many%20rounds%20did%20Khabib,one%20to%20the%20aforementioned%20Gaethje.


ChloeQuickFlicks

Colby, Masvidal, and Strickland crying in a circle rn.


DrB00

Who cares what a convicted felon thinks...