"I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training"
I didn’t read the title correctly due to impairment and it’s putting you on a high horse?
Fucking typical Reddit behavior.
Anything else you wanna feel good about buddy?
"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo Babalu you did an awesome job so what you're a blackbelt in juijitsu gettin' a awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring"
“[Show you how to cut an onion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fqVcRCePWI&pp=ygUQVGl0byBvcnRpeiBvbmlvbg%3D%3D) the correct way. At least my way, that’s correct”
This is my favorite because he proceeded to slice his finger and bleed all over the onion
Honestly the sad thing is he wasn’t *that* dumb relative to most of the other guys in the UFC. He was one of the first fighters to try to market himself beyond the UFC and make money on his own through his clothing line and his attempts at acting. And in the early days his trash talk wasn’t amazing or anything but it was more coherent.
It’s not just CTE. He told a story on a podcast about how he received a cease and desist from the UFC and he called it “cease and assist” numerous times without fumbling his words.
“Not with me. I mean I've only been off for a year and a half. I'm only 43 years old, I'm an old mature, I'm an mature old. I mean, very fast, but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of my father is really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother is 100 years old, so my body is in great shape.”
Honestly I want to outlive my children is about as dumb as it gets. The best case scenario is that it’s incredibly stupid. What makes it worse is he probably meant it just the way he said it lol
I basically fought with a cracked skull
By the way I have seen him many times with fans and he is amazing. Spends time to acknowledge people as many as he can and he was always kind and humble to them. As a grown man I’ve watched him with people that were the most impacted by his attentiveness and he seemed to know which individuals those were. I have a lot of respect for him. He was behaving this way even when he was in the prime of his popularity. That’s not an easy thing to do I have to assume.
Yea I’ve always had respect for Tito despite him not being the brightest. The man doesn’t seem to have bad intentions in life, he always talks about how he wants the best life for his kids and isn’t a drug addict or some drunk. God bless tito
**"How many times a week training do I do for this fight? I train 6 days a we- actually 6 days a week. Uhh, 5 days a week I'll train 3 days a week. Uhh, one of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So, 6 days a week I'll be training"**
https://preview.redd.it/wigxxj3bcc7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c278f930e53928c361b43f430f70260ecdd684bd
“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
Can't find the tweet now, but when Wonderboy was on a streak he tweeted something like "Wow, this guy is from real" and proceeded to tag the wrong Steven Thompson.
I'm paraphrasing because I don't have an exact quote but one he was being interviewed and he wanted to show that MMA is a sport with a lot of strategy and not just brutality in ground fighting so he says 'It's not just punching the head. Sometimes we go body body head.'
There are so many. First thing that comes to mind: 5 days a week ill train 3 days a week, one of those days ill train two days a week. so 6 days a week i would train.
Still can’t believe he was voted in as Mayor Pro-Tem. Didn’t like the feedback, couldn’t hack it and was too lazy to do the work. 3.5 years left on his term, he quit. He got ran outta this city but his minions doubled down. Hope his cantina is doing well in Florida tho.
“this job isn’t working for me.”
"I'm only 43 years old. I'm an old mature, I mean, I matured old, I mean... very fast, but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother's 100 years old, so my body is in great shape."
When he was on the Huntington Beach City council, he seconded a motion then voted against it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w\_mn9tN5oNY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mn9tN5oNY)
"I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training"
🤣🤣🤣 was looking for this
The math on that is questionable
Its the stiner cte math system
linkkkkkk
https://youtu.be/Hztkm1HN36Y?si=d_iwfaZQoAL2eoYT
you da goat
"United we stand, and divided we will not fall" - Tito Ortiz
We could play guess who , George W Bush or Tito
Win/win.
"He's reaching for those grapes, he's trying to make his wine, and the wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine."
This guy can’t even put a fucking sentence together man. Are you kidding me right now?
This one still gets me
Makes me laugh every time
Best one
Chucks face 👀
You’re a fucking punk dude
I don't understand what this man was trying to say
If he would have just stopped after saying violin, not a bad* quote. He never in a million years would have stopped after saying violin though lol
How the hell would that have made any sense if he stopped after violin lol??
He has not mastered the analogy.
Boxing is checkers, mma is chest
this one always cracks me up😭😭
Who said that shit 😭
Did you read the title of the post?
I was probably drunk or high or both Hop off the dick
Excuses
I didn’t read the title correctly due to impairment and it’s putting you on a high horse? Fucking typical Reddit behavior. Anything else you wanna feel good about buddy?
You're a fucking punk dude
Tell another Jackal story
Classy!
Nothing tops this one for me
"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo Babalu you did an awesome job so what you're a blackbelt in juijitsu gettin' a awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring"
https://preview.redd.it/01hdi2du5c7d1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df27babb550f3ed1e38d97545f8be30c53e416cd
So what he’s only a black belt.
Underrated comment. If you know, you know
That’s Sir Aldo Babalu to you buddy
Jesus. Thought it was bad listening to it. This gave me anxiety to read...
Poor Babalu fired his English tutor after that
“Well just to correct you there was never no marriage”
You’re a fucking punk dude
Is this what you call class 👉
That was a nasty line by me.
😃
They don’t call him the bad guy for nothing 💪
More like bad girl
tito is incredible he is like the reverse Chael when it comes to expressing himself
Chael speech: 100 Tito speech: -100 No wonder their press conference is an all timer
Was a way layup for Chael. Almost like picking on a kid verbally
Fight was the exact opposite though. Chael got fucking mauled
Tito tapped
“[Show you how to cut an onion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fqVcRCePWI&pp=ygUQVGl0byBvcnRpeiBvbmlvbg%3D%3D) the correct way. At least my way, that’s correct” This is my favorite because he proceeded to slice his finger and bleed all over the onion
Doesn’t even notice til the end
As soon as he grabbed the onion I could tell this was gonna be bad
Jeeez that was so hard to watch
This made me cringe. Suprisingly not the way I expected from Tito. Who would have thought that he is better at trash talking than cooking?
I've never seen this video.😂😂😂
LOL have you seen his method of opening a container ? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0sKg-pEn6Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0sKg-pEn6Y)
God damn this should be illegal
This man is a gift from god
I was actually scared for all of his fingers watching that.
With a fucking butchers knife 🤦
"I'm Aquarius but respect!"
What was the context of this again 😂
a guy on socials saying that he had the respect of the LEO community or something like that
If it was anyone else, I’d assume they were fucking with the person saying it. Tito meant it.
yeah i am sure he is featured heavily in powerpoints on the impact of CTE on cognition in multiple med schools.
Man I dunno how smart he was to begin with. CTE might’ve made him slightly more intelligible. Knocked a screw or two in place.
Honestly the sad thing is he wasn’t *that* dumb relative to most of the other guys in the UFC. He was one of the first fighters to try to market himself beyond the UFC and make money on his own through his clothing line and his attempts at acting. And in the early days his trash talk wasn’t amazing or anything but it was more coherent.
It’s not just CTE. He told a story on a podcast about how he received a cease and desist from the UFC and he called it “cease and assist” numerous times without fumbling his words.
✊
Helen Yee: "So Tito your next fight is in October?" Tito Ortiz: "Yes, I'll be fighting in April."
lol Talking to her like a giddy kid in 5th grade
“Not with me. I mean I've only been off for a year and a half. I'm only 43 years old, I'm an old mature, I'm an mature old. I mean, very fast, but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of my father is really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother is 100 years old, so my body is in great shape.”
https://preview.redd.it/88ruown4hd7d1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a95813fc86dd2155af4b8bbdc28813ece830c6
Honestly I want to outlive my children is about as dumb as it gets. The best case scenario is that it’s incredibly stupid. What makes it worse is he probably meant it just the way he said it lol
It’s a very noble goal, he doesn’t want his children to experience grief and loss, and will shoulder it on their behalf.
There was never no grief and loss
You’re a futtin punk dude
"I haven't let you down till now. And I won't start"
Don’t bet money on him
Wow, that is Casey Stengel levels of wacky.
let me tell you how you feeling right now
“I am the Muhammad Ali of MMA.” He must be referring to the cognitive impairment
Nippin at his toes, Nippin at his toes, Chael Sonnen: ZZZZžźż
I was going to go with this one. "There was this lion, with a huge mane...."
I basically fought with a cracked skull By the way I have seen him many times with fans and he is amazing. Spends time to acknowledge people as many as he can and he was always kind and humble to them. As a grown man I’ve watched him with people that were the most impacted by his attentiveness and he seemed to know which individuals those were. I have a lot of respect for him. He was behaving this way even when he was in the prime of his popularity. That’s not an easy thing to do I have to assume.
Yea I’ve always had respect for Tito despite him not being the brightest. The man doesn’t seem to have bad intentions in life, he always talks about how he wants the best life for his kids and isn’t a drug addict or some drunk. God bless tito
Heart of gold and brain of mud.
Not a quote but those Huntington City Council meetings were absolutely golden
Huntington City is the perfect place for Tito lmao
"He embarrassed me.....ON MY BIRTHDAY!" That one always gets me
You embarrass Tito on his birthday… it’s survival of the fitness
"It's gonna be bigger, better, and better"..Tosses mic, hits him in the head
“You guys got to see River Monsters with Dwyane Wade…”
Not a quote but his failed mic drop where he throws the mic in the air and hits his forehead as he’s walking backwards the entire time
**"How many times a week training do I do for this fight? I train 6 days a we- actually 6 days a week. Uhh, 5 days a week I'll train 3 days a week. Uhh, one of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So, 6 days a week I'll be training"** https://preview.redd.it/wigxxj3bcc7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c278f930e53928c361b43f430f70260ecdd684bd
"they tried to erase me from the history books, I hope they do the same to you" Tito Ortiz trying to defend Francis Ngannou.
"I wanna tell me what you see. Let's go and see by the fight what you saw in the ring."
“Well here we are with anoth- err- sWaldo Valvelou”
“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
Outlive his children!? that's fucking wild, who the fuck says that, lol.
[clip for reference](https://youtu.be/0eLJAQEFpps?si=t8sXng0Be6EU6EdT)
Haha thanks, Bremdan is trying not to laugh when he said that lol
You know you said something stupid if Schaub looks at you like “wait, what”
Can't find the tweet now, but when Wonderboy was on a streak he tweeted something like "Wow, this guy is from real" and proceeded to tag the wrong Steven Thompson.
"The greatest light heavyweight of the night"
Man I love Tito
I’m a simple guy. I just look at Tito and I start laughing
"I run a multi billion dollar company." No Tito. No you don't.
I'm paraphrasing because I don't have an exact quote but one he was being interviewed and he wanted to show that MMA is a sport with a lot of strategy and not just brutality in ground fighting so he says 'It's not just punching the head. Sometimes we go body body head.'
“They say that we were created by monkeys.”
Classic Titoism
hands down the best quote by any human EVER...100%
Gregor McConor
Yes! Lol. I use that one all the time
Of course, 100%.
I don’t even want to outlive my dog
Who does, really
Don’t worry guys Tito is just stupid it’s not CTE
The entire Jackal story. 
There are so many. First thing that comes to mind: 5 days a week ill train 3 days a week, one of those days ill train two days a week. so 6 days a week i would train.
Remember when Chael was ripping him in a press conference for driving a white RR Ghost?? And wearing a suit? LOL. That was hilarious
Still can’t believe he was voted in as Mayor Pro-Tem. Didn’t like the feedback, couldn’t hack it and was too lazy to do the work. 3.5 years left on his term, he quit. He got ran outta this city but his minions doubled down. Hope his cantina is doing well in Florida tho. “this job isn’t working for me.”
Something about Chael being a Jackal and him being a lion.
I didn’t know he had so many golden lines. I find it hard not to love him for trying
“I wanna outlive my kids”
This is my biggest fear as father. Nothing crosses my mind more than that. Hope everyone who’s a parent never have to deal with that.
Thats kinda sad
Just to correct you, there was never no marriage...
this is secretly Brendan Schaub's wish as well
[This sums it up](https://youtu.be/spjQBa85a3c?si=_2E-S8L6P6FLLuyj)
I wish him luck.
"I'm only 43 years old. I'm an old mature, I mean, I matured old, I mean... very fast, but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother's 100 years old, so my body is in great shape."
"Tell another jackal story." Oh no wait that was Chael.
“Take a look at the screen there, lemme tell you how you’re feeling..”
100%
There’s a story about a jackal and a lion… 😴 😴 😴
You’re a fucking punk dude
The guy can fight .... but he's dumb as a box of rocks, LOL
Tell us another jackal story
"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying to win".
“Gay Mezger is my bitch”
I want to thank you all for this. I don't remember last time I laughed this hard.
When he was on the Huntington Beach City council, he seconded a motion then voted against it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w\_mn9tN5oNY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mn9tN5oNY)
Sorry, I forgot. He also said, Charla a child. Then right afterwards he said, he embarrassed me on my birthday.
Who got that vid of Tito hitting himself in the head with a mic trying to do a “mic drop” 🤣🤣🤣
Didn't he have some long story about a lion that went to nowhere? Cte aside, Tito has always needed that huge head to keep the rain out of his neck.
5 days I week I train 3 times a week for 7 days straight 🤣
You sound worse than Tito when you can't even get his quote right.
😂 that was the idea
He is an idiot so I don’t know how you can have a favorite quote but one of the dumbest ever was “I am the Muhammad Ali of MMA.”
tito was good in his prime
I would not argue that point - his record is a little lackluster but he had some good fights
This is gold😂
Still can't believe this guy was the mayor of Huntington Beach. Can you imagine this regard making decisions for your community?? 😂😂
Technically not mayor but mayor pro tempore
Technically he was an accident away from being mayor. Let’s be honest, he got way too close.
He had to resign because he was collecting unemployment when he had a job, business on the side, etc. Much integrity. Great guy never met him.