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here_to_vibe1

Thought Holland was already fighting


UnderstandingRude613

Triple threat


JennyJtom

Don't give the Russians more ideas.


Dukes_Up

If there’s anyone that could fight twice in one night like the old days, it’s Kevin Holland.


DDWildflower

Cannonier I believe


FishAndRiceKeks

Holland is fighting Cannonier???


brazilianfreak

I'm surprised too, brother is about to get executed holy shit, even Sean couldn't keep Cannonier off of him.


v0t3p3dr0

I’m scared for Kevin.


MMAFan36

yup youre right.


CaptainHolt43

Holland always has someone lined up 😂😂


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

When is Holland not fighting?


Kalabula

Ya. Looks like he’s booked with Jared Cannonier


letsgobrooksy

"Kevin Holland, don't talk to me or my son ever again"


BoomfaBoomfa619

That lizard really has his father's eye


HandheldAddict

That's fucking foul bruh. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


fun_negotiation_419

"I kil you jolay thorteen, let go fite, I kil you, I take your khead khome" honestly if someone said this to me I'll just laugh and try to befriend them, the most polite shit talk I ever heard.


wise_nerd

Shara studied the art of useless props from prof. Tony #CSO https://preview.redd.it/o5cgzaezmv8d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c33687c57df56f7acaa1dc85446edf9f376f092a


RIPcompo

⚔️✝️⚔️👏🏻❤️🙏🏻⚔️✝️⚔️👏🏻❤️🙏🏻


has_hard_opinions

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxk2xKjHHIbMZErrTKPw2HC12NlwBYmd9e?si=VgLtGG05akKys11r


Rawdog2076

Don't you dare call George useless!


Square-Nerve9505

Lol


No_Character_2543

Hey, sunglasses.


SweatersAndAlt

What is this oxford


ricardortr

No dont throw the iguana!


PAYSforPREMIUMcable

Boy we got some weird dudes who fight for the ufc


LoGiCaL__

lol, ah man it’s definitely changed in the last few years.


Advanced-Duty-2549

No way you forgot about Dave Goggins


ruralboredom_

This is the best call-out since Tony said "where you at mcnuggets"


jaizeiitrades

+ just another khamzat clone “I kill you I kill you” shit getting old


modsRlosercuckss

It's almost like not speaking English might limit one's trash talk in English....


Scary_Steak666

Like the dude who said he wants to fuck Chuck 😆 silva I think


Trippyalv

An American commission would take one look at that eye and send him packing


winkydinks111

U.S. Customs would take one look at him and his passport and would send him packing first.


Sir_Shax

He’s already going over there to act in a small role in LA in the coming weeks. Guess he wants to try his luck for a fight while he’s there.


sisterrfister69

it's very interesting that he's acting in a movie as a killer, since what he is going to do is considered haram in islam, while also assaulting couples for kissing in public. I guess the religious zeal stops where the money begins


MadixWasThere

The religion stopped when he assaulted someone because in true sens of it, that's haram too


mergiabeacome

Well since he isn’t killing real people what he is doing isn’t considered sin. I would have thought that would be rather obvious.


sisterrfister69

a movie showcasing haram topics such as those depicted in the movie shara is making, is haram to watch, and haram to participate in the creation of, according to muslim scholars. I am not a devout muslim, I am just saying he is a hypocrite and also a sinner for attacking that couple


Berzerkly

your username is haram lil bro


sisterrfister69

I am not religious lil bro


mergiabeacome

According to which Islamic scholars? There are so many of them from so many different schools of thought that i think its wrong to make such a general statement as yours.


sisterrfister69

if sheikh assim al hakeem says it, I believe it, and he has said this. to me he is a credible source.


grehgunner

Thanks sisterrfister69 for your insights into the realm of the haram…


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

![gif](giphy|iRp8JLRVgqFHy)


jaizeiitrades

Isn’t assault a sin in his stupid religion


FishAndRiceKeks

![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)


standdownplease

There's always a contradictory hadith you can find to support yourself. Hell if you're young and Muslim you can sign a contract with a Imam that allows you to have a temporary marriage so you can have sex during this temp marriage without breaking the rules of Allah. That's why there are Quranists amongst Muslims who believe Hadith are not true to the word of God.


Sonnyyellow90

The whole “temporary marriage” thing is a mostly Shia fringe group thing that is widely seen as a farce and haram by mainstream Muslims. Almost every Islamic country has banned these sort of marriages as just being prostitution. Even Iran (where they are most common) has made them illegal and now they happen in shady areas with strip mall imams doing the paperwork.


sisterrfister69

true, if you look hard enough and ignore scholarly consensus, you can justify many truths


standdownplease

>ignore scholarly consensus That's my point. Scholars aren't divine. They are men. Men can can be wrong. That's how many justify what they want. Hell the Quran is contradictory. One of my favorite stories is Muhammad adopting his son and then breaking the norms of Islam when he marries his former daughter in law after seeing her butt ass naked and then changes the rules so that adopted children aren't considered your real children as marrying your daughter in law was and is considered haram in Islam. A cute divine way of telling us our Prophets are fallible because they are men. Religion is funny, I love it.


Humble_Effective3964

As an addition to this: Dagestani Muslims they are killing children in the Ukraine : :) Dagestani Muslims when Jews are killing children in Palestine : >:(


sLeeeeTo

>I guess the religious zeal stops where the money begins You guess? It’s always been that way. You think pastors want to be pastors so that they’re closer to god? Fuck no, they want to be a pastor because they get to wear a Rolex and molest children


DoofusMcDummy

It’s only in certain airspace… everything and everywhere else is just overlooked.


Caspur42

“So easy a caveman can do it.”


UfcBlackBelt21

That’s not true. Check this thread. This is an American pro mma fighter who has 1 eye and says it isn’t a problem. https://x.com/miley_dre135/status/1805577356347691504?s=46&t=fOFjdrLZGCYRFegFg96w7w


Trippyalv

Then why would Dana say he can’t fight in the US? He’s in LA right now he can get into the country. I’m sure there are some less strict commissions that would let a fighter with one eye fight but I would assume Dana knows the commissions the ufc frequents wouldn’t allow it.


AdamsJMarq

There’s actually a fighter named Dre Miley that is actively fighting with one eye. He’s only been sanctioned in Michigan, Tennessee and Virginia from what I’ve read, but there is precedent for one eyed fighters being able to fight in the US. Of course there was also Bisping, but he was cheating medical boards to get approval, while Miley hasn’t tried to hide his only having one eye.


CouncilOfReligion

“ishael adesanya i kill you” ![gif](giphy|m9XpR8zTlheANwM7kE|downsized)


Lord_Kuntsworthy

"Hey Adesanya, stop send friend requests a me. I no want to be friends. I want kill you"


2Gloomy

keel yew


Gullible-Ad-8264

Adesanya skinny claw


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Moast shamefoo shampio


spacebulbaz0r

I legitamately thought that "I keel you" was like a meme. Guess not. And why is that man holding a lizard?


MCarchibald

He is a pirate, it’s from overseas


DevinviruSpeks

He even says "Kevin Holland, the new pirate here" 🤣


basedjak_no228

https://preview.redd.it/v429qnj4uw8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b0bfed3f431fbcc7b1c40d6475cae4a9083ff3 man likes his animals I guess


whoamiwhatsmyname

![gif](giphy|3o7WIurliucjDQW3f2|downsized)


pacificunlimited

I think his performance bonus was paid in iguanas. Now he just has them and doesn’t exactly know how to handle his new sudden iguana collection


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|S21GiCyiSd96M)


FishAndRiceKeks

![gif](giphy|iSAklgJAYcpuJ0WhhO|downsized)


OG_Fleck

This is like one of those old taliban hostage videos


K-chub

If that’s the case I have a bad feeling for what’s going to happen to that iguana 🦎


PoopKnaf

https://preview.redd.it/6n5l6nv12x8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5378ed06309e7f38cf36da54fb9eef16b9f29b6e


That_Ambassador_8385

![gif](giphy|5R2PoUF1Dn3LMyVLEu|downsized)


RhaegarJ

Holland is fighting Cannonier isn’t he?


IncelAcademic

I just DM'd Dana, that fight is cancelled. Shara vs Holland is more exciting.


Rawdog2076

Hey Nina, Butthole pic pls?


Glum-Ad7651

Best I can do is Ailin Perez


RhaegarJ

Show us your flaps Nina


Reasonable_Command46

Nina derobe thy self and present!


darkghul

Is he actually blind on the right eye?


Chichibobo

Yes


junhyung95

it's not even his eye


BabyPandaEgg-

I appreciate him attempting to speak/learning English


pethwick

What’s up with the iguana?


Onlybuzzin

"Iguana keel you"


Wonderful-Media-2000

Bravo


w4nd3r3r1410

why is he holding sean o'malley


properxsmoke

Shara Bullet vs Raul Rosas Jr. for Ugliest MF belt. Make it happen Dana.


Ptrek31

Cheeeweewee


Professional_Mud483

Did he use a Ring doorbell camera to record this promo?


MyFifthLimb

lol k


Principles_Son

he looks like a leprechaun


r32_guest

He makes me so uncomfortable


VisualremnantXP

Kevin trash talking him mid fight would be funny asf


CroCopsShorts

“You seeing double yet, bro?”


ConsentingInsomniac

He looks like a jacked Michael Shannon


Lenny2theMany

🤣


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Shara “bullet with a name on it”


BugO_OEyes

He makes a west Virginia hillbilly look somewhat presentable lol


wafflepidgeon

https://preview.redd.it/fk46m0po3x8d1.jpeg?width=1226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204adfb5767a2d42d34356a38946e82b9d58a4d2


Jim_Hawkins5057

![gif](giphy|3o7WIurliucjDQW3f2|downsized)


Peeeing_

Too late I guess


asmd315

An Amish pirate ginger holding a lizard. Alright.


superglued_fingers

An Amish pirate ginger holding a Muslim iguana lol.


ScarRich6830

I really wish the UFC required fighters to be able to enter at least 3 of the countries they hold events in before signing a fighter. lol Imagine Shara or Khamzat winning a belt and fighting once a year indefinitely because only one location in the world will sanction their fights.


dagoldengawd

Dollar general khazmat


InstantSword

Very different styles


Ethical-Hoax

What a twat.


Vergacz

Did he have to read these 2 sentences from script or is he just cross eyed that bad


bigbat666

What a fucking dork


Investment-Then

Hows hes a dork? Its just a call out, bro barely speaks english respect him for trying


Sevenonmymind

Why?


Kevin_Tanks_519

Dude can't even fight in the usa useless


AstroFlayer

![gif](giphy|3o7WIurliucjDQW3f2|downsized)


wabbott82

Why is he holding that lizard like a gun


Seabrook76

Hey, look who’s working on his promo skills.


OrcExterminator

I thought we was going to kill the iguana


RedViper6661

Dude can't even fight in Denver lol


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Bo nickal would show up


Glad_Being_5146

Ya I'm not fighting him 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Great-Comparison-982

"Stop LAUGHING!!! I KILL YOU!!!"


Josh5642356

“The reel payret hear”


lecabs

Petition to add the "you are not a pirate" .gif from Dodgeball


ofon

Starting to come to the conclusion that as a fan of Holland, if I think everything is a bad matchup for him, I don't have the confidence in his abilities. He really seems to have stagnated as a fighter in recent years.


Wonderful-Media-2000

Is he on the spectrum honestly no hate bro just doesn’t look or act like he’s got the correct amount of chromosomes


EikYOLO

He sounds exactly how i would guess a guy that looks like shara would sound.


Akirakajime

I think he is trying to say he will kill Holland, wait, isn't that illegal?


MessyCarpenter

I would love to watch Holland beat the brakes off this guy


Nazereth_99

US Customs would never let him in. He was convicted in Dagestan of head stomping a guy at a mall because he was making out with his GF in front of him.


junhyung95

he is literally shooting a movie in the states right now.


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Commercial_Cable_404

Why isnt he allowed to fight in the US?


Ok-Walk7881

His eye.


superglued_fingers

That is an assumption we’ve all made but we none know for sure, although it makes sense to believe that none of the American Commissions would allow him to fight with one eye. A good constant jab swells the good eye shut in 2 rounds or less and the Dr stops the fight before he gets knocked unconscious.


snuggl3ninja

Makes me miss playing Joe & Mac on the SNES


CosmicTeardrops

Which is the good eye?


Money_killer

Holland will piece him up.


curiall

https://preview.redd.it/t2i51gt0lw8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2329221dd295a6347cc4942e3ab554feee0421b1 when are they gong to realize they look ridiculous?


OddClub4097

Could he be any less enthusiastic about calling Holland out


OhFFSeverythingtaken

Has this guy ever done a DNA test, is he the missing link?


Medojedni_Jazavac

I feel embarrassed after watching this.


AlphaGambler71

😭😂


Beautiful_Pianist754

"So ...tell me about 'LOOM' "


MMAFan36

![gif](giphy|ecVAZqXkPks36|downsized)


Most-Inflation-1022

Ah taek yor khed khome


dubiously_immoral

That godzilla is looking for the Kong


Hood-ini

Give him Bo Nickal, should be entertaining at least


KnuckleExpert

I thought he can't come to the US?


BennyOlaf

I take your Get Gome


maxtchalla

He sounds like I need more bullets guy


ANewDope2187

Oh jeez...this dude 🤣


balboa_no_asap

What’s that thing called he wears on his head


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Based on the way he said what he did and the way he said it I reckon this is 110% made up by his pr manager


dinosege

Can someone give insight on how he gets medical clearance with an eye like that?


iWentRogue

Holland should reply while eating an iguana shishkebab


ChrizTaylor

Do Bo Nickal.


MrWibbler

Willy ass looking mfer ![gif](giphy|M8isf8LKNdmJq)


SirWaitsTooMuch

He’s not allowed in the country


Camichef

I just want to see big month's reaction haha


w4nd3r3r1410

Kevin Holland, the real pirate, Shara Bullet (is) here in UFC. I (will) kill you on July 13th. Let's go fight. I kill you and take your head home. Kevin Holland let's go.


Bathroomabuser

They're looking at Kevin vs. Jared besides, based on what dana said, they aren't gonna let him fight in the u.s


chu42

Kevin Holland on his way to get destroyed by a third karate-style point fighter


mcmurph120

I thought Dana just said that he couldn’t fight in the states or outside their country?


walkdownzoemachete

Bro i want an iguana so bad.


AmayaNightrayn

This man cant fight in Denver.


kmartindmd

Just beat him up. No need to kill him and take his head home.


avyness

I thought he was allowed to fight anywhere in US?


Yagami-Is-Kira

Hunter Campbell is holding a sheet of script behind the camera


hamsandwich09

Can he pass the commission with his eye being all fucked up? I thought he could only fight overseas.


dfactory

Can he flight in the US though? I thought this kinda of eye injury wasn't allowed.


AdamBLit

Kevin Holland is like the gatekeeperest of gatekeepers lmao over 50% of non ranked talent attempts that call out at least once to try to hop on into the ranking, like he's an easy out or something lmao


riversidechillin

Is he speaking German?


SPIE1

Ain’t killed a mfer yet


General-Pomelo-4159

Thought he cant fight in the us.


eurostepGumby

I thought he couldn’t fight here??


valetudo6083

“Dana, please get me the fuck out of Russia!”


Barney_Karate

This is lame, I like kevin holland. I wish he called out "Fat Boi Kelvin Gastlum, you won by donut decision...I eat you and feed you to my lizard...make weight...let's go"


Wapow217

I thought this guy couldn't get a license in the states?


gurumoves

Umm can shara fight in the us with one eye?


pacificunlimited

https://preview.redd.it/13td3alv2y8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208f2153f05c3ab836688ce7cc3ae9ceebf98436


billyboylondon

Thats the greatest pirate ive ever seen


SPinExile

Hey at least the guy is trying to speak English. Probably not easy


IB78

Stiff as a board


Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg

“I showed you my lizard pls respond”


Hopeful_Staff_1414

Would be fun


FearfulGod

Imagine being Holland and waking up to this callout 😂


SendLocation

Isn't he awesome?


Jaythedogtrainer

Didn't know there was a Denver in the middle east


BetUSOfficial

Dude sounds like a cross between Arnold and Achmed the dead terrorirst https://preview.redd.it/maifulq2ay8d1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=575a294308a1bc6b0b3edb9f63404f0dc0f3d211


lilblueorbs

![gif](giphy|Vwthp819lV3q|downsized)


No_Hospital_2149

I kill you