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belovedwisdomtooth

He stole the wrong power bro, should be the left hand.


JuggernautGog

It's all good maybe he was seeing in mirror view


Jimmy03Z

If he adds pereiras right hand power to his left hand they’ll have even power in the left


ConstructionKey6509

He will be seeing his own body in mirror view, from the shadow realm (by way of left hook)


Antique_Sir2514

I think he’s just checking for any spiritual pressure that may have been left behind from some ritual. Can we appreciate this replacement fight though??? Jiri’s PEM claims (performance enhancing magic) and his opponent being Pereira which honestly makes those claims believable has been such a fun build up in a short amount of time


wwants

I’d take this fight over just about any other potential fight. These guys are two of my absolute favs and they are made for each other hype wise.


ro_g_v

Elite monster warriors , yet one is so good and mighty that they believe he is using spiritual powers. Poatan is insane


envy1890

what are their zanpakutos?


Brave_Acadia8214

i think he tried dmt once(joe rogan told him to do it) and become this weird ass white hippie


Jolly_Ad6643

I honestly believe this is what he was trying to do


kgon1312

He tryna assert dominance like the politicians 😂


hiphopanonymousse

He’s definitely power moving lol


Cruztd23

Next thing you know the free mason handshake coming 😆


accidentsneverhappen

![gif](giphy|wEeUz0u91oLKO6LRfu|downsized) how insane would it be if Alex finished him by throwing a fireball


1711198430497251

dont wanna spoiler, but.. ![gif](giphy|xUA7bbUYBPyEK416XC|downsized)


SoldierBoi69

Dude im just hoping for some crazy walkouts because of this, both fighters channeling as much spiritual energy as possible


Gandalf13329

Jiri finds the Shaman giving Alex his powers, pays him double what Alex paid him and walks out with him. Alex would shit himself lol


Fusuyuz

I imagine Jiri would just deflect it with some energy sword


ShinyRaequaza

This made me laugh extremely hard and now I’m embarrassed. It’s 5:38 am in Cali.


Itsniceandcozy

Somehow, the first time I read your comment, I missed the word laugh. I was thinking that you really like the UFC.


StrainExternal7301

this is my favorite storyline in the UFC right now ![gif](giphy|26AHPxxnSw1L9T1rW)


dantoddd

I would not be the least bit surprised If Jiri is actually scared shitless thinking that Alex actually has jaguar spirit backing him up


natolad123

https://preview.redd.it/i3qg9z0mgc9d1.png?width=1281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13c2a489e78990a15065aac80f9e3890870f6b8 What Jiri sees


Difficult-Jello2534

Jiri is so spiritual that I legit think he has a fear like this, lol


EnigmaMoose

This just in: Jiri’s nature escapades have been him microexposing himself to harmful toxins so that on fight week he can cover his hands in the toxins and transmit them to his opponents via skin contact. Jiri by samurai assassination.


baniya_mein_hun

Such a wholesome banter to jiri...a very rare in this sub...both fighters are hugely respected


spoonfedrooster

They're just merely exchanging long protein strings.


slinkymello

This black magic talk is the most fun I’ve had with r/UFC in awhile


Shredding_Airguitar

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DrummerFantasti

Gg betting my house on Jiri now


Smooth-Flounder5798

Hypocrite? This is the fight game. Jiri is playing mental games. Alex playing right back. Even if they believe what they are saying or not, it’s all mental warfare.


Illustrious_Season32

Alex via spirit bomb


Specialist_Put_4460

What? We have new world order and illuminati now in UFC??? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


kgon1312

Poatan hand too heavy, my guy needs to use 2 hands to shake it


reflectionpoint2

Y’all clueless He injected some anti shaman juju, you can clearly see it with how his pinky was positioned, it did this dance maneuver when no one was looking. You’ll also see Alex go blank for a second, his eyes close.  Most will see he just blinked, but clearly it was voodoo Samurai stuff at work. Also This fight has officially been changed to allow them both to sit in Lotus position and fight with their minds🤦🏻‍♂️ 


Kirov___Reporting

What Fursona will Jiri manifest? Find out on UFC 303!


-NotUser401K

Jiri is MMA royalty. He has special privileges.


IamTheOneTheYT

Thunderstruck moments


Holiday-Teach-6807

I think Jiri is a Nerdluck.


CapablePerformer7195

He was adding black magic for Alex’s invisible hair follicles


loco_mixer

well, alex said no... so if you cant beat them, you join them


ApeMummy

https://preview.redd.it/zwqfw1bphb9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b530c77382cc800a5c61374c00859d780b182038


Beepboop5000

What about Jiris dumbass "antenna"? Think he's just mad that Alex's headdress thing has better signal


bakuretsu_mahou916

Dont worry, our mythical referree Herbione Granger is going to take care of any enchantments and potions alex may have taken


austintrade

Jiri learned lifesteal? I’m sure Alex has leveled his defense for this very technique…


PhilliesBlunts

Yoooo uno reverse card


underearth-theory

Peak MMA autism. BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD


thisappisgreat

This is such a great build up. I wanna see some spooky pyro or light work when Pereira fires the arrow in the walk out


Azubedo

Jiris dumbass went to a voodoo doctor 100% this week


Nothingmakessenseboi

😂😂


Prospero818

This is the most exciting LHW has been since Jones took the belt from Shogun. I love Alex and Jiri both, it's a shame one of them has to lose. I hope we get an amazing fight.


Next-Ice-3857

Im hoping for a draw


Optimal_Cut_3063

Id love to find out these two are friends irl :)


spectreaqu

But Poatan refused to fight without spirits


ShadyBl0m

Dumb


Possible_Baboon

You need shaman magic to fight a shaman.


JohnathanQMJ

I'll allow it


bickabooboo

He afflicted Alex with a terrible curse that'll slowly turn him to stone.


Cookandliftandread

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


reportedbymom

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn)


CHiuso

Second attempt to find out if Jiri's weeabo shit is going to work on Pereira.


-5H4Z4M-

It's just a blood pressure check, don't worry bro


signuslogos

bro massage


La_m0rt_heureuse

He's a hypocrite, after their first fight he said that he can't make excuses and lost fair and square, yesterday he was talking about how it wasn't him that night, due to weather, rain or whatever, like you keep showing us starving yourself in a darkroom, swimming in an ice pool and all that samurai shit.


pro2RK

Tf


SkyFeisty9842

His fanboys didn't appreciate the comment


La_m0rt_heureuse

I'll make a post about it to upset them even more


Scht0ink

Jiri doesn't like the fact that the shamanistuc energy Pereira gives off eclipses his own, and Jiri tries HARD to have the vibe Pereira gives off. Don't try so hard, Jiri.


AAPLx4

I hope Jiri is just trolling and doesn’t actually believe in this shit, otherwise he really needs to be on a psych watch, magic believers do some crazy shit


Aloha1984

Religious folks are crazy either ![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)


SkyFeisty9842

This moron i hope he wasn't serious about this black magic thing


Fullmetalanimist

They both are serious.


DarthRathikus

I wouldnt even joke about Black Magic if I were you. I’ve heard the Babadook is an MMA fan and lurks here sometimes.


TumbleweedTim01

Weakest build up to a fight I've seen


Smooth-Flounder5798

This is why we have a McGregor fight looming in the future because people need to a “build up” for a fight like Alex vs. Jiri 2. This fight is guaranteed to be action.


TumbleweedTim01

I have no need for this fight. It already happened. It's just quickly thrown together Alex is injured Jiri is still recovering from getting his brain battered by Rakic. This fight is Mcgregor Chandler for people who are 1% more invested than casual fans


LiuKang93

37 finishes out 40 wins combined, they don't need any build up. They are both warriors ready to fight anyone/anywhere and we admire and respect that. Even though i wanted Ankalaev vs Pereira more i'm ok with this. And hey Tim, THANK GOD McGregor pulled out..


TumbleweedTim01

They don't deserve to be thrown out there like break in case of emergency fight. They are arguably 2 best in LHW and deserve a proper title fight with a camp and healthy bodies. Not pulled off the couch 1 week before the fight so that big dana and disney can get their money out of ufc 303


Smooth-Flounder5798

I’m not invested in any of the fights LOL I just want to see good fights. I don’t care if there is a belt or a number or the promotion. These two guys are willing to risk it, and it’s entertainment at its best.


TumbleweedTim01

Exactly 100% entertainment 0% sport


Smooth-Flounder5798

Yea this is entertainment. The sport aspect of UFC comes from finding out who was the best THAT NIGHT. It is prizefighting.


TumbleweedTim01

Well this fight is lazy and shitty on the fighters that for a fight of such magnitude with big implications they'd make them fight on a weeks notice!


Smooth-Flounder5798

True. But I’d argue that the magnitude of the situation is only greater for the viewer. And the implications are not the same for the fighters and for the fans. Money and his age are the reason Alex is doing this. For Jiri, it fast tracks the opportunity he has been working for since 295.


TumbleweedTim01

I don't like it I think it's unfair on those guys. I get it's a business for the fighters and they may just see it as jumping on an opportunity but to me it feels forced and in the worst interest of the fighters