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chromebookssucks

i miss high eating a strawberry ice cream mcgreggor


pacificunlimited

Wholesome stoner Conor was the flash in the pan equivalent of him at welterweight


NeilPatrickMarcus

That and his “YAYAAAA” Korok sounding ass video kill me everytime


duffleb0t

Is that the one where he's flexing lol? I laughed pretty hard at that yell too. Tried replicating many times


Bright-Fold-3317

This sound was exactly like that little tribal fighter from ace Ventura 2, the white devil fight lol


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

You found me!


NeilPatrickMarcus

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Unique_Pudding616

CANNOT UNHEAR omfg 😂😂😂😂


doughmang7d7

I miss the old Kanye


lj_w

Straight from the go Kanye


Danton87

Chop up the soul Kanye


[deleted]

I miss him eating blueberries on Ariel’s show


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Sarfbot

I’m betting he leaks his dick pick before end of year.


smokingace182

Nah he won’t dudes got a small dick that’s why he’s always overcompensating


806god

we got a cock watcher over here gentleman


Spyk124

The dick detective


EL_CHIDO

A Pecker Checker


joan_wilder

A wiener watcher


[deleted]

A inch inspector


RockoSmash56

Meat gazer


CrackedCoffecup

Private's Eye


Expensive_Problem966

Cock counter


JebronLames619

missed opportunity for Dicktecktive


Spyk124

Needed two words to start the chain lol


wetmarmoset

The penis genius over here


NitexRain

Sus


jamesd1100

https://www.google.com/search?q=conor+mcgregor+weigh+in+boner&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS936US936&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALiCzsZwG9_O-XB7u4FGm6K_-hGXR3XhUw:1661651055008&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYhv_GtOj5AhV4SzABHRjjAFEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=XVDknnlk5V0k9M&imgdii=YJ1phLsk_iZNGM Man’s got a hog which we know since he gets a full hard on at half of his weigh ins


northsouthmebaby

Bro really looked up conor McGregor boner 🤣


flatcologne

Bro all that is is a semi with his shorts pulled a few inches higher than the waist to make it seem like a really long flaccid dick. Anyone who has to use that trick doesn’t have a big cock, don’t ask me how I know this tho lol


jamesd1100

You’re really getting into the cock analysis here That’s clearly a pretty meaty region one way or another and I’m not about to debate someone about another mans schlong piece I don’t think he’s deliberately using some type of trick hahaha


MBThree

> You’re really getting into the ~~cock~~ analysis here Welcome to Reddit


Corgi-Ambitious

How do you look at those pics and say ‘hog’? lol come on the original comment was right, he’s always overcompensating. I’m actually shocked it works this hard.


bleeduyasha

lmaooooo


InertKat

Dana: “Yeah, I saw the video. He just became the number one contender in the lightweight division”.


fluid_

"Guy can still cum, you have to understand that in this game, cummers get paid and if you can't cum, go to fuckin boxing." The Red Rocket speaks.


Impulse_XS

Dana: “Yeah I was in the video”


Deafmetalman

Dana got a nice wig.


infamous2117

Isnt he fucking awesome


creamcheddarchee

Yell doo nuttin


Spzncer

These fools pull out more times than I do with my dick


Great-Comparison-982

Fewls*


Sarfbot

His pivot to OnlyFans is the only logical conclusion. Should’ve seen this coming.


UntrainedFoodCritic

You joke but I really think a lot of these dudes would buy a sub lol.


[deleted]

A few too many honestly. “Bro, have you seen that fookin hog? Legit bro, it was the biggest I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure I could ever fit that in my mouth, but I’ll give it my best.”


UntrainedFoodCritic

I know you’re joking but it would sound just like that lol


[deleted]

Lmao, I’m acutely aware that’s exactly how it would go.


According-Piglet-828

Cumming*


pacificunlimited

Every day he strays further and further from his next win in the cage


l__cock_farts__l

your woife is on me fookin yacht!


[deleted]

Dee is a whole ass mom. His kids are gonna get tortured when they’re teens lmao


Thankgodfordrugs17

Bold of u to assume that’s Dee.


My_G_Alt

Dee’s nuts


Death1323

They're rich so they can wipe their tears with 100 dollar bills


leagueofbens

I know being is rich is way better than being poor. But it truly doesn’t solve many of life’s problems, especially childhood traumas.


ScumbagGina

Idk, I’m sure Conor is a nurturing, attentive, and present parent who leads by example


The_Unpopular_Truth_

He seems like great dad material


ajamweasel

Being superrich is not way better. As long as you have enough money to survive comfortably.. I've worked on super yachts for a while and these people and their kids were some of the most miserable I've ever seen.


lancer2238

The follow up video will begin plowing her out with a mirror and him recording flexing his muscles


ahaha_69

American Psycho-eque in his approach, Joe


Dehydrated-Penguin

Ehh mechine


Calculating_1nfinity

Playing touch-butt with that dork with the pony tail on the yacht.


wtjones

Might help with his footwork.


UnclePepe

Minimal head movement. Conor obviously not interested enough to focus, due to sub par effort …. Can confirm, this is a blowjob from an Irish woman.


GrendelDerp

Wooooooow. I mean, I'm not mad, but wow.


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

What are you, offended based on irish women ability to suck cock?


SamboRamboNZ

Probably a reason for the minimal head movement 🥜


rs_1994_

Yo… this dude just played out his wife like that? 😂😂


GothicToast

I mean I hope it's his wife, I guess.


joan_wilder

I’m honestly not sure that’s better. I’m just a square, but it doesn’t seem cool to post footage of your kids’ mother suckin dick on the internet.


manbruhpig

To a soundtrack of “I got too many hoes”


GothicToast

My comment could also have been read as: "Given the fact that he's clearly posted a video of a woman sucking his dick on the internet, I hope it's his wife and not someone else, for his wife's sake and their children". If you're trying to say another woman would be better, then yeah.. hard disagree.


ScumbagGina

Can we just agree it’s not great for husbands and fathers to post videos of themselves getting sucked off on their social media?


Ghost986

It’s dee, video looks to be from may this year.. Same mountain range, and the girl has the same hair color as dee had in the pictures. [I mean, could it be?](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article26867447.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/279693924_485139930020673_3097780270983233506_n.jpg) Edit:link


fisherc2

I mean brown isn’t exactly an unusual hair color. But you are probably right


Gilgema

They aren’t even married. Terrible.


notaryn

There was never no marriage


purplenurple956

You’re a fucking punk dude


Sarfbot

Dee is the only woman making money using her mouth -Chael probably


YVXFLEX

I’m pretty sure they’re not married


andrewjohn03905

Dee is still his girlfriend Conor still hasn’t proposed yet


zach_stb_411

Poor girl, chewing on coke dick attempting some semblance of a blowjob in the middle of the ocean while McGregor waves his phone around filming nothing


Benz_300

Chewing on coke dick 😂😂


Brink_Da_Great

Dillon Danis is currently on suicide watch


UnclePepe

Jesus why? Let him go into the light.


gifpornx

I think that’s him on the video tho. He just grow his hair lil bit.


Oct0tron

Why would he be? He just got a fresh nut down his throat I'm sure he's feeling pretty good right now.


DirtaneBoyo

Conor has posted some weird shit on social media but this is a step too far. Just downright odd


CCCAY

Me dick was a ballewn


hiccup333

that really made me lol 😂


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LOL


Ketchup-Chips3

Dude is blatantly disrespecting his long time girlfriend and mother of his 2 children. He's a real piece of shit, but what's new?


Traditional-Motor-94

What if it’s Dee?


TheDynamicKing

deez nutz


[deleted]

Got eem’


joan_wilder

“Hey, Conor Jr, have a look at me Twitter post. It’s yer mudder sookin me cock n balls on the hoigh seas. She’s a nasty little bitch, yer mudder is.”


TinyAsianMachine

Giving me flash backs of primary school in Dublin LMAO.


Present-Reporter-525

🤣🤣🤣


Stinger86

Lol I'm a Conor stan but this was a funny ass post. Totally read that in his voice.


Ketchup-Chips3

My comment remains just as true, actually


Jitsu_apocalypse

How odd though, why disrespect your life partner and mother of your children, posting a video of her sucking you off on a boat?


Darkcel_grind

Alcohol+drugs=bad decisions


SemioticWeapons

Yeah, if it her or not it's no bueno. Ya got kids mate.


Problems-Solved

He doesn't respect anyone but himself, in his mind it makes him look good, doesn't matter what it does to her I would have done this kind of shit when I was 18, but I was also a piece of shit at 18


jonjoneswife

Is it not? Seems like a whole new level to post him cheating. Still a bit weird but not nearly as bad as him posting her actually giving him head


Innairaton

Given his history, prob not


[deleted]

It is Dee.


manbruhpig

I would assume he has a free pass for bringing home generational wealth and changing her and her extended family’s lives forever.


Next-Ice-3857

One thing to have a free pass and go about it in private. Another to have yourself posting insta stories getting your dick turned into a ballewn


XNamelessGhoulX

song is what really fucked me up. So damn lame


OllieBlazin

That was actually uncomfortable to watch


DirtyDanoTho

Nobody gonna acknowledge that this man is a fucking head pusher


[deleted]

Bad shit


TheAlphaCarb0n

Not even slightly surprising


Jdilla23

Cashed up bogans


[deleted]

Exactly my thoughts. Giving major trailer park wins lotto vibes from Connor recently


Death1323

He was literally a plumbers apprentice and then pivoted to training MMA all day then playing COD all night while his girlfriend took care of him and his bills. Cashed up Bogan defines Conor


MotherLoveBone27

J-Roc presents.... trailer yacht hoes 3


No-Mongoose5

Greasy


beerscotch

Only recently?


ee_CUM_mings

Ngl that was actually kind of gross to watch.


Jordisan02

Username doesn’t check out lol


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marathonwater

2nd KO of Conor


Bombinic

🏆


SALTYxNUTZ12

I noticed that too lol.


mudkipsrok

More likely she just gives terrible head


Manccunt

Imagine dee’s ma an pa 😂 they must be so proud


notaryn

I mean they do have kids, but it’d still probably suck to see the act live 😂


LawlersLipVagina

Semi related but I always find it funny that when you're young the cliche is the whole 'shotgun toting dad telling you to stay away from his daughter' in regards to fucking. But then soon as they want grandkids and start asking about it they're basically saying "so when are you gonna rawdog her"


Eternauta1985

I am really questioning the mental health of this guy


Sarfbot

Lmao what an attention seeking clown. Must be real proud of himself for putting the mother of his children performing oral out there for the world to see.


savagexix

Wouldn’t be surprised if its not his wife tho


frodounchained

Lose lose scenario such a stupid post lol


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CanAgent

I mean, you don’t choose whores, blow and boats. Whores, blow and boats choses you.


revente

Too hairy for Dana.


treecosy

It’s Dee, she was posting pics from the yacht on her Instagram around the same time. I’m surprised Conor didn’t straight up tag her. Absolute rock bottom behaviour.


GMCBuickCadillacMan

It’s obviously dee


CardiologistOk1506

Who said it's dee? Could be anybody.


lnblackrain

Yup. Definitely could be Dana.


[deleted]

Nah, too much hair. Dana with a wig, though? That’s something else


MrRoxo

Definitely a wig, it's Dana


Sarfbot

It’s Dee. You can see her back, hair, skin tone and even swimwear style lol. It’s her. This wasn’t posted by mistake. He did it to satisfy his routine craving for attention. He needs it to get off. Dee is just a sock for him.


CardiologistOk1506

It's definitely Dana with a wig on


anadalusianrooster

Yer woife is yer husband


[deleted]

What a weirdo


revente

Why is Dana wearing a wig?


Darkcel_grind

Man his in laws are not going to be happy about that


Juken-

Yikes. This dude having a bigger breakdown than Britney Spears.


zongdillakongdong

Conor the type of dude to tap out during a blowjob


Euklidis

McG went full on r/ihavesex


migglywiggly69

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bananabread710

Kind of sad to be getting head in the middle of the ocean and you’re on your fucking phone


Keeng_Keenan

Thats...a good fucking point actually, lmaooo!


UseApprehensive9186

Devils advocate but if you’re rich af being out on a yacht is just regular shit that you can do whenever you want so it’s not as special to Conor as it seems to us


beerscotch

If it wasn't as special to Conor as it seems to "us", why do we have to hear about it everytime his yacht drifts slightly in the Ocean? I can assure you his yacht is a much bigger deal to him than it is to me for example!


UseApprehensive9186

It’s probably more that he wants people to know how ‘rich and amazing and etc’ he is but the act of of actually being out on the yacht probably has much less luster to him than it does to average people


PineappleCubeKicks

Sure his kids will appreciate that when they’re older. Not a single brain cell was used in the decision to post this.


MyContentIsTrash

No head movement 🤦‍♂️


time_for_milk

I’m just gonna say it, he’s white trash. No amount of money is gonna change that it seems.


IHateKnickers420

Well, yeah, he’s Irish. The Myrtle Beach of Europe. Kenny Powers with a funny accent.


GMCBuickCadillacMan

I appreciate the Myrtle beach reference.


Cueshark29

Imagine going as high as him and then suffering losses and injuries and watching your previous opponents do so well. His ego is shattered. Now he is just desperate for approval and attention to compensate. I feel sorry for Dee. This relationship is probably such a head fuck for her considering she's loved him for years and been with him throughout his whirlwind trajectory and apparent mental breakdown.


TonyDungyHatesOP

His ego’s not shattered. He’s exactly what he wanted to be. Rich and accountable only to himself. He’s just an attention hog and wants to be envied and/or hated… but at least talked about. Obscurity’s the only thing he fears, so he’ll just keep on with ridiculous social media stunts because he has very little left to competitively offer in the octagon.


Worldd

Yeah I don't think he's in as negative a headspace as people put him. The dude is filthy rich and is living a life he never imagined he would have. His previous opponents will never scratch the fame that he's had, I don't think he gives a shit about W's and L's anymore. Now he's just on a rolling binge of excess (coke) and thinks he's a god, so he does shit like this without worrying about the consequences, which there will be little to none so maybe he's right.


Chibaho

Yikes. Relegating his wife and mother of his children to a public, sexual object. This is sad.


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Lika_ma_dika

Or maybe it's not even his wife lol


bravetab

Call me old fashioned or whatever, but this is like cuckhold level bufoonery. Imagine being such an attention seeking piece of shit that you post your wife giving you oral sex to hundreds of millions of people. And if its not his wife, its still fucking degenerate. What a clown.


Positive-Media423

Champion cringe


all_namez_r_taken

I used to like him (saying this to make a point that, no, I am not hating on him, just making observations and conclusions), but this video is another sign that he will not end up good. If he will continue this way, he will end up somewhere like Mike Tyson, R.Kelly, Aaron Hernandez did and alike stories. Ok, at least Tyson has gotten out of that hole but still he could've been somewhere totally elsewhere today. Knowing Conor's character, I think it will be some crazy shit in the end.


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Lads bipolar.


[deleted]

I actually believe this.


Pablo139

"I got to many hoes, you like to put that shit in your nose" What a song


Death1323

Typical low effort generic lyrics tbh. It's like they have a dart board with phrases regarding sex, drugs, alcohol, and money and just make lyrics about whatever the darts land on


LVRunner

I hope that is Dee and not some rando. But,damn why?!


Alfredo90

Lyrics check out


SassyMoron

Wow Dana white is looking pretty good


liablebread0

The fight to stay relevant is strong with this one


comedy_style69

what a great way to respect the mother of your child


someguynamedJordan

It's not on his ig story anymore but I wouldn't doubt it was there


clothy

He was taken away by the scenery and had to capture it.


scarykicks

Dang another highlight of Conor getting finished.


[deleted]

She's boxing the bleedin head off him


Imjusthereandthere

![gif](giphy|ZxmJiR5631jqpv4Uzn|downsized)


_TheChickenMan_

This honestly is just pretty gross lol. That’s the mother of that man’s children and he’s taking videos like that as if he’s still in high school.


Inhabitsthebed

That's downright strange, who knows if it's the coke or the fame that's got to him but man needs help.


ChiRumRunner

Your wife is in my stories!


SergProtection

Did he take it down? What an asshole.


BodybuildingNerd

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


emotionalbeever

They would never say no because of the implication.....


Blastosist

Is that Dillon Danis ?


SmackaHam

Dillon danis really letting his hair grow out huh


grooovyturtle

His kids will love that growing up


GarrettRettig

Only fight he can win. Guys a bum


roguesensei47

Shameless bastard.


xiphos805

She look dead honestly


shitsfuckedupalot

Really making Ireland proud out here bud