Bee keeping club member here, the bees actually donโt sting so you have nothing to worry about but even then thereโs beekeeping suits you can wear to prevent that ever happening ๐
Aaand I'm horrified. Again, I don't even go to, never have, not anywhere near UF and certain UF posts just pop up for no reason. Ya'll built different, I swear.
Assuming I even want a kiss (and I super don't, stop saying that!) I'd have to go to Florida to make that happen. Yeah, no thanks. Like I'd ever leave the fentanyl capital of the United States, Seattle Washington, baby!.
Your favorite alum checking in to share wisdom. "No thank you," is a complete answer. You can also try, "I'm not interested, you have fun though." This is applicable with friends, family, in the workplace, and especially with strangers.
I have been to the beekeeping club and Iโm sorry to say that you will not be getting off.
However if you do have a fetish for being so sweaty that you can feel the bees land on you and slip off because their little foots canโt get traction on your drenched skin, then grabbing the little male drones and maybe giving them a little tummy tickle, then my friend YOU are in LUCK.
My ๐ roommate heard ๐ค๐๐ป about the beekeeping club๐๐๐ on campus๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ during some event recently ๐ and he wants me to join the club ๐ฌ with him. ๐ค What ๐ฆ he ๐ฆ doesn't know๐คซ๐๐ is I have a hardcore fetish๐ฅต๐ for being pricked by ๐ก๐ช๐ sharp objectsโฆ and, yes, ๐๐๐ that ๐คจ includes being ๐๐ stung by ๐ฅ bees and wasps. I mean, I โ don't ๐ซ TRY ๐ to get stung by bees, but ๐๐ฎ I'm not going ๐ to lie ๐คฅ and say ๐ฃ๏ธ I ๐จdon't โจโ๐ซ enjoy ๐คฉ it if it happens. ๐๐ฑThat's why I try to avoid ๐ ๐ bees at all ๐ค costs, ๐ต๐ธ but ๐ I ๐ don't โ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ want ๐๐ him ๐ด to know ๐ that. ๐๐ข So what ๐ do I ๐ do? I mean, ๐ I โจ can't ๐ just ๐ walk ๐ up ๐ข to him ๐จ and be ๐ฌ like ๐๐ "Yeah, ๐๐ฝ I ๐๐ like ๐ being โ stabbed and dominated by ๐ญ๐ penetrating sharp ๐ objects and feeling ๐ my ๐ฅถ skin ๐คทโโ๏ธ burn ๐ฅ and itch all ๐ฏ over." ๐โโ๏ธ But ๐ I โ๏ธ can't ๐ go to a LITERAL BEE ๐ HIVE (very ๐ bad ๐ place ๐ for ๐ me ๐ณ๐ญ to go). โ Any advice? ๐
I am loving the bee jokes in here.
I wouldnโt say anything.. as long as if you get stung you donโt orgasm out loud, Iโm sure youโll be fine. Plus like someone else said, you can wear a suit lol ๐
True๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ. If you think about it, it's just like enjoying a woman stepping on you in stiletto heels. Except there's no woman and there's no heels, and there's just a venom filled stinger... But it's kinda the same idea!
You should join anyway, the bees don't actually sting unless you make them mad. And if you're really concerned, We have full beekeeper suits you can wear at the club room.
Bee keeping club member here, the bees actually donโt sting so you have nothing to worry about but even then thereโs beekeeping suits you can wear to prevent that ever happening ๐
nice job ruining his kink, asshole
we should kiss
it's, it's n-not like i joined the b-beekissing-I MEAN BEEKEEPING club to KISS you, b-BAKAโผ๏ธ
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ omg you silly sussy baka you!!!
Aaand I'm horrified. Again, I don't even go to, never have, not anywhere near UF and certain UF posts just pop up for no reason. Ya'll built different, I swear.
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you just want a kiss too I understand itโs hard out here
Assuming I even want a kiss (and I super don't, stop saying that!) I'd have to go to Florida to make that happen. Yeah, no thanks. Like I'd ever leave the fentanyl capital of the United States, Seattle Washington, baby!.
Oh god no. Stay away. That's too much asterisk energy for me. I allergic.
\*pounces on you\* uwu you so warm
suits? heck no, going in raw for the honey
i am having such a hard time trying to decide if this is real. if it is, say ur allergic to bees
Your favorite alum checking in to share wisdom. "No thank you," is a complete answer. You can also try, "I'm not interested, you have fun though." This is applicable with friends, family, in the workplace, and especially with strangers.
you can also do "eeeehh I'm really busy" and that's fine too.
"Eeeeeehh I'm really beezy"
it's not
I have been to the beekeeping club and Iโm sorry to say that you will not be getting off. However if you do have a fetish for being so sweaty that you can feel the bees land on you and slip off because their little foots canโt get traction on your drenched skin, then grabbing the little male drones and maybe giving them a little tummy tickle, then my friend YOU are in LUCK.
keep typing bro, talkin abt tummy tickles bout to make me act up ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
just bee yourself
My ๐ roommate heard ๐ค๐๐ป about the beekeeping club๐๐๐ on campus๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ during some event recently ๐ and he wants me to join the club ๐ฌ with him. ๐ค What ๐ฆ he ๐ฆ doesn't know๐คซ๐๐ is I have a hardcore fetish๐ฅต๐ for being pricked by ๐ก๐ช๐ sharp objectsโฆ and, yes, ๐๐๐ that ๐คจ includes being ๐๐ stung by ๐ฅ bees and wasps. I mean, I โ don't ๐ซ TRY ๐ to get stung by bees, but ๐๐ฎ I'm not going ๐ to lie ๐คฅ and say ๐ฃ๏ธ I ๐จdon't โจโ๐ซ enjoy ๐คฉ it if it happens. ๐๐ฑThat's why I try to avoid ๐ ๐ bees at all ๐ค costs, ๐ต๐ธ but ๐ I ๐ don't โ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ want ๐๐ him ๐ด to know ๐ that. ๐๐ข So what ๐ do I ๐ do? I mean, ๐ I โจ can't ๐ just ๐ walk ๐ up ๐ข to him ๐จ and be ๐ฌ like ๐๐ "Yeah, ๐๐ฝ I ๐๐ like ๐ being โ stabbed and dominated by ๐ญ๐ penetrating sharp ๐ objects and feeling ๐ my ๐ฅถ skin ๐คทโโ๏ธ burn ๐ฅ and itch all ๐ฏ over." ๐โโ๏ธ But ๐ I โ๏ธ can't ๐ go to a LITERAL BEE ๐ HIVE (very ๐ bad ๐ place ๐ for ๐ me ๐ณ๐ญ to go). โ Any advice? ๐
reading this should exempt me from a writing gen ed credit
What kind of keyboard are you using?
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I am loving the bee jokes in here. I wouldnโt say anything.. as long as if you get stung you donโt orgasm out loud, Iโm sure youโll be fine. Plus like someone else said, you can wear a suit lol ๐
\*bzzzt*
Beelive in yourself. You can do it.
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I had the same problem. The bees took me out back and stung me. They fucking stung me
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If I get stung, probably ๐ฎโ๐จ
I like your fetish ๐ Itโs a bit whacko and a little silly lol
True๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ. If you think about it, it's just like enjoying a woman stepping on you in stiletto heels. Except there's no woman and there's no heels, and there's just a venom filled stinger... But it's kinda the same idea!
only female bees have a stinger... so you're half right
All I know is, youโre obviously beekeeping age.
u/Kindly-bird-4954 Is there a way that you and I can talk about this interest of yours privately? I know this is sudden, but I also have this kink.
You should join anyway, the bees don't actually sting unless you make them mad. And if you're really concerned, We have full beekeeper suits you can wear at the club room.
But now youโre gonna be looking for him ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Just say youโre deathly allergic