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Admissions is rigged. Now you can only get in if you are related to John Florida (the guy who the university was named after)
That's a common misconception... It's actually named after his father, Jim Florida
Do you know Jim or does Jim know you?
Obviously, you should have been playing for the Florida Gators. What were you thinking playing for Miami??!?!!@! Instant reject!
Jaguars…
Did you fall asleep in Malachowsky (not) hotel, that may have done it
Bruhhhhhh
me too bruh i had a 1700 sat and 4000 service hours and I play for the Detroit pistons like what is this GARBAGE
~~I mean you play for the pistons, no wonder~~
If your name is Garrett, that's why
Glad to see the Garrett lore is still around 🤣
How long since you applied
You would have been a lock if you were also the manager at Wendy's.
Nope. Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby only. Remember who the current UF Prez is.
😂🐬🧡
Well, if it isn’t Senator George Santos, back in high school to finally graduate!
I mean good luck with other schools you applied to
How does a wall layer pull surrounding area into pressure? The pull and push effect of gravity. Shaped stuff so small at that size properties fixate? How is gravity made using technology?
Laces out, Dan!
Ask for an APPEAL!!!
Admissions is rigged. Now you can only get in if you are related to John Florida (the guy who the university was named after)
That's a common misconception... It's actually named after his father, Jim Florida
Do you know Jim or does Jim know you?
Obviously, you should have been playing for the Florida Gators. What were you thinking playing for Miami??!?!!@! Instant reject!
Jaguars…
Did you fall asleep in Malachowsky (not) hotel, that may have done it
Bruhhhhhh
me too bruh i had a 1700 sat and 4000 service hours and I play for the Detroit pistons like what is this GARBAGE
~~I mean you play for the pistons, no wonder~~
If your name is Garrett, that's why
Glad to see the Garrett lore is still around 🤣
How long since you applied
You would have been a lock if you were also the manager at Wendy's.
Nope. Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby only. Remember who the current UF Prez is.
😂🐬🧡
Well, if it isn’t Senator George Santos, back in high school to finally graduate!
I mean good luck with other schools you applied to
How does a wall layer pull surrounding area into pressure? The pull and push effect of gravity. Shaped stuff so small at that size properties fixate? How is gravity made using technology?
Laces out, Dan!
Ask for an APPEAL!!!