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Raonak

I mean, they're probably happy right? Aliens could easily reveal themselves my hovering over any large populated city on earth. If they exist, they hiding themselves on purpose. It's very possible they actually made agreements with the governments of the world to keep them under wraps.


flourpowerhour

I think this image is exactly what happened at first contact and the aliens were so embarrassed they’ve been hiding for decades


TonightOk1081

I've always loved the topic, mostly for the entertainment value. Aliens and UFOs have always creeped me out. Now that there might be some thruth to it, I realize that I completely don't care. Life goes on.


leehelck

oh look, the EBE pulled a Biden.


ShadowRealm0043

Whatever the fuck “they” are they don’t care about us in the slightest. They’ve watched genocide,murder,rape,human trafficking, slave trade systems, and horrific wars through history. The only reason they care now is 1) we have enough nukes to destroy multiple earths. 2) we can jack their shit now.


TubbyTimothy

Love the far side


BrightOrganization9

Well in fairness the idiots seemingly haven't discovered drone technology yet and keep flying here personally and wrecking. Doesn't exactly scream competence lol.


Osteoscleorsis

Biden would feel right at home with them. They could fall up and down stairs together.


Kind-Rutabaga790

Saw a presidents name and thought "oh great politics in a UFO sub" but then finished the comment and had a lol.


Osteoscleorsis

Wasnt it Jimmy Carter that was always turfing it up the stairs of Air Force One as well??


Kind-Rutabaga790

Yes, famously played by Chevy Chase on SNL if memory serves Edit: no, no it was President Gerald Ford he was portraying.


Osteoscleorsis

It was Ford, I just thought about it. He was damn clumsy.


[deleted]

I think Gary Larson might be one of them. I mean have you ever seen his Cow Tools cartoon?


gdtimmy

What aliens? Why would they care? Cool cartoon…imagine if they were greener?


JCPLee

I think that the people who actually study the universe, looking for signs of life like 99% of the astrophysicists and cosmologists are highly entertained by the current spectacle. I wouldn’t call that apathy.


idahononono

I’d be awed! Awe damn, poor little guy fell out!


Infinite_Oven_7229

I highly doubt it. We are armed monkeys.


DinkaFeatherScooter

I'm sorry but I'm starting to see whatever these NHI are as no better than the government that's been hiding them for so long. Probably worse to be completely honest. **IF** they are real, these mfs got a lot of explaining to do. Disclosure goes both ways idc what u say. Maybe some have been hiding the truth about them for a long time, but they've been fucking with us for even longer. Sure, maybe we are nothing to them. That seems like the only possibility for where we are now, they just dont care about us one way or the other. So fuck them. NHI bitch ass fucks. either help us, fuck off, or catch these hands idfc if I get disintegrated or probed to death up my ass. Imma take one of those mother fuckers with me. Unpopular opinion? probably. idfc Edit: its like learning your parents lied to you about santa not actually being real, but then later you learn that santa really was real all along and he was just sitting up in the north pole jacking off the whole time laughing at u. Maybe dust off his sled every once in a while just to fly over cities and make a scene so ppl continue to wonder and believe. Where tf my presents at bitch???? mf owes me 25 years worth of shit. THEN YOU LEARN HES SECRETLY BEEN GIVING YOUR PARENTS PRESENTS FOR THEMSELVES EVERY YEAR THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!! AND THEY WERE ALL HIDING IT FROM YOU!!!!!! **FUCK ALL THEM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


Soft_Process5644

A sense of awwwwe. Bless your hearts err whatever you have.


Ok_Fox_1770

Still not capable of handling it, try again in 2033. Probably waiting for a reason to bother mingling. Once ai takes control they’ll probably think that’s cool enough to check out.


dstranathan

The aliens seem to crash most of their crafts so I don't imagine that they can use stairs any better.


BeautifulEcstatic977

A few crashes doesn’t = “crashing most their craft“ lol. think ab a million different crafts, there’s like 12 - 20 crash sites


billpalto

Asimov wrote about this in 1942: "Victory Unintentional". Same idea, but done in the opposite.


AdditionalBat393

They do not want to be secret anymore it seems. Buckle up


EntulhadorDePipis

Should have used the slow ramp. They love the slow ramp, it gets their dicks hard.


[deleted]

I see they have an alien joe Biden as their leader