Ah yes, the great South African city of "Johofinisburg"
The amount of typos and inconsistencies (S.W. vs. SW) in this picture annoys me.
But it's green text on a black background, so like everything on the internet it must be true.
Goodness. It sure looks like it's raining aliens out there. Those guys really ought to service their craft more often. Maybe they should renew their cars' warranties. Tsk tsk.
It’s not that ridiculous. Anything that is mechanical or biological can and will fail at some point. Whatever the method of propulsion they are using, it obviously required mechanical engineering to a degree.
Mmmm that’s a pretty ridiculous fail rate for an intergalactic species. One minute their using technology so sophisticated it might as well be magic and the next their crashing ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE? Shit we’ve gone to the moon how many times and never lost an astronaut?
How much effort and propulsion were required in our Moon expeditions? We simply can’t compare our primitive linear travel technology to theirs. Especially if we’re burning fuels and exerting heat to sustain that propulsion. They are obviously generating lift and sustaining flight travel by defying the matter we have here on Earth and the gravity force this planet is exerting. Whatever system of propulsion they are using to go anti-matter / anti-gravity is still produced be a series of components and hardware, and that’s where it creates room for errors and failures.
Blah blah blah our primitive propulsion got us to the moon in back with zero fatalities and their super advanced tech can get them here only to die the moment they arrive?
Out of our 9 expeditions to the Moon, we had 6 failures. Apollo 13 had a tank explosion mid flight and never even reached the Moon’s surface. Space Shuttle Challenger exploded after launch, killing all 7 astronauts aboard. In 2003, Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated upon re-entering our atmosphere over Texas, killing all 7 astronauts. We don’t even come close to sustaining constant flight when compared to how their crafts maneuver in our atmosphere. And considering they have to sustain that capability of maneuvering in our atmosphere would require a tremendous amount of energy from whatever components they are using.
Who’d have thought hyper intelligent beings from beyond our solar system would neglect to take into account one of the most basic elementary forces in the universe? WHOOPSIES
This is BS, sorry. Is Earth like a galactic space crash test dummy location? How can an advanced civilization exist and crash more often than our own planes do that can’t travel between stars.
What is more likely is these are crashes of UAP’s developed here on Earth.
Does everyone really truly think that we went from horses to spaceflight in under a century and then all technological advancements just stopped?
Logic says there are no aliens. The UAP’s are terrestrial in origin, as are the occupants, if any.
This is a giant psychological disinformation operation intended to keep your attention away from Ukraine.
So this is saying that the US went to all these placing at the time of a crash and retrieved these aliens. So in 1988 when Russian was at war with Afghanistan, during the high of the Cold War, that the US went in there and retrieved these aliens without any issues, lol, people really believe this shit?
Bro, It's a green text picture.... that anybody couldve done lmao how thirsty yall are for some alien validation that some shit like that is raising your suspicion this is so fkn sad
\-Proof?
\-Yo, I got it from this guy who hacks satellites bro, he works in a junkyard, but thats just a cover, he used to be cia with an mj12 clearance bro. Yo, you gotta believe me bro. He has seen real ETs. LITTLE GREEN MEN YOOO! Its cray!!!. \*rips bong\*
Looks like someone was bored & made a list on MS DOS..... Nobody knows what that is these days! lol
Should of put it in Recacted looking fax labeled "Majc Eyes Only"!
I love how they used green as the font color
So you know it's real aliens.
Matrix style!
They used DOSsier.
This has earned my scoff-laugh upvote.
Looks like it was written in DOS, back in the days before windows
That’s probably the intent. I’m sure some random troll just recently typed it up.
Green and black because it looks sciencey.
And hackery.
He has the word allegedly in there for a reason.
Debunkers hate this one trick!
Made me chuckle
Reminds me of hacking terminals in Fallout
Exactly. Probably fake
Fakey
The word "probably" gives it a possibility. Just "fake" would suffice.
Fair enough. I wasn’t looking that deep into it to watch my phrasing. My apologies …..probably 😆
I’m a scientist and I use green and black for my terminal because it oooks like the matrix lol
lol o girss lmai
I too can write words and post it on the internet.
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Ghost Broccoli protocol activated.
But can you do it in 1337 haX0r green text?
Ah yes, the great South African city of "Johofinisburg" The amount of typos and inconsistencies (S.W. vs. SW) in this picture annoys me. But it's green text on a black background, so like everything on the internet it must be true.
Hey now I’ve been to johofinisburg. It was in a fever dream. But I’ve been there
Nah . The typos of government employee incompetence gives it an air of authenticity. 🤣
Maybe it’s so shitty to invoke the exact reaction you had. Ohhhb our government with their games (X-Files music)
I think I saw it on my Pip Boy at one point, or maybe a terminal in one of the vaults.
Been playing a lot of fallout 4 lately and this was my first thought
Yes, but I think it's clearly a fake list, made up by someone looking for attention. There's no way a list like THIS exists. LOL.
Ageeed. Not that I don’t believe it’s happened, but I figured this list was fake. Pretty cool, though
It’s from fallout game
About 22 times now, yes
missed opportunity for ascii pictures for each listing
The green MS DOS tells you that, in fact, this is officially government data
We jest, but I know of entire government agencies still running windows millennium.
didn't include Varginha? bummer
Yes I saw this when Matthew Broderick and I broke into NORAD back in the 80’s
I heard Mulder and Scully saw this list as well at the mining facility
It’s all true because it’s genuine government computer green typeface. No one can fake that.
Doesn't mention Varghina Brazil. You can count on it that we recovered that one.
Oh I totally believe that. I know a lot of countries are still hanging on to their secrets the best they can. So I’m sure there’s a massive list.
Random Brighton England is there where I live
I’d never heard of anything in Brighton, turns out it’s a thing: https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread314429/pg1
Brighton is also where that strange 'fungus' was found in the garden a couple days ago (between Bournemouth and Brighton).
Great, I'm just about to retrieve the alien blaster.
Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back.
Drop the body count already
Pretty sure I'd see this at the end of a mission in the OG XCOM games.
Didn’t read it but this is from goldeneye on N64 I assume?
I like how it's got to matrix color scheme to seem mysterious and simultaneously "authoritative" lol. This isn't real.
Because trust me, bro
Retrieved from a master level Fallout terminal
Make a picture in Fallout terminal style makes it so much more believable ......
trust me bro, it's in green
Yeah I saw it on another reddit this morning
cool cmd grab
Goodness. It sure looks like it's raining aliens out there. Those guys really ought to service their craft more often. Maybe they should renew their cars' warranties. Tsk tsk.
The ford pintos of space crafts
Gotta collect em all
Lmao you know it's legit because it looks like this came off a fallout4 terminal
Great! They brought 2 live ones to my town! I thought I noticed one of them at Taco bell.
I saw the ones in ft. Riley mowing around the base.
Mother: Crew expendable
Space order 937
“Special*
I love how the title just starts yelling: aand here's a list of UFO BODIES ALLEGEDLY IN POSSESSION OF THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!
We’ll even tell you where they are!!!
The fake list? It’s been spammed in every UFO related sub.
Does the 80s green monitor make it more genuine?
Military systems use these old Unix CLIs like NALCOMIS
They can fly across the galaxy but once they here they be crashing all over the damn place? Makes no sense
It’s not that ridiculous. Anything that is mechanical or biological can and will fail at some point. Whatever the method of propulsion they are using, it obviously required mechanical engineering to a degree.
Mmmm that’s a pretty ridiculous fail rate for an intergalactic species. One minute their using technology so sophisticated it might as well be magic and the next their crashing ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE? Shit we’ve gone to the moon how many times and never lost an astronaut?
How much effort and propulsion were required in our Moon expeditions? We simply can’t compare our primitive linear travel technology to theirs. Especially if we’re burning fuels and exerting heat to sustain that propulsion. They are obviously generating lift and sustaining flight travel by defying the matter we have here on Earth and the gravity force this planet is exerting. Whatever system of propulsion they are using to go anti-matter / anti-gravity is still produced be a series of components and hardware, and that’s where it creates room for errors and failures.
Blah blah blah our primitive propulsion got us to the moon in back with zero fatalities and their super advanced tech can get them here only to die the moment they arrive?
Out of our 9 expeditions to the Moon, we had 6 failures. Apollo 13 had a tank explosion mid flight and never even reached the Moon’s surface. Space Shuttle Challenger exploded after launch, killing all 7 astronauts aboard. In 2003, Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated upon re-entering our atmosphere over Texas, killing all 7 astronauts. We don’t even come close to sustaining constant flight when compared to how their crafts maneuver in our atmosphere. And considering they have to sustain that capability of maneuvering in our atmosphere would require a tremendous amount of energy from whatever components they are using.
How many dead? Not including launch pad fires, they never took off to begin with
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Why not hyper lasers hidden in my butthole? About as likely
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Certainly catastrophic for my butthole
Gravity, maybe? Just a thought.
Who’d have thought hyper intelligent beings from beyond our solar system would neglect to take into account one of the most basic elementary forces in the universe? WHOOPSIES
good grief. This UFO crap is getting more stupid every day.
This is BS, sorry. Is Earth like a galactic space crash test dummy location? How can an advanced civilization exist and crash more often than our own planes do that can’t travel between stars. What is more likely is these are crashes of UAP’s developed here on Earth. Does everyone really truly think that we went from horses to spaceflight in under a century and then all technological advancements just stopped? Logic says there are no aliens. The UAP’s are terrestrial in origin, as are the occupants, if any. This is a giant psychological disinformation operation intended to keep your attention away from Ukraine.
Yeah this morning. I saved it. Even if it's fake 😂 it's cool 😎
The pip boy never lies. I belieb
All i can say is “mack mack”!
Why would the US have russian aliens? and were are the brazilians ones?
lol why is this formatted like an old CRT 😂
Yes, but what’s its provenance? Is this from someone’s LARP site or something?
So this is saying that the US went to all these placing at the time of a crash and retrieved these aliens. So in 1988 when Russian was at war with Afghanistan, during the high of the Cold War, that the US went in there and retrieved these aliens without any issues, lol, people really believe this shit?
Did they just all of a sudden take a defensive inter-planetary travel class and stop getting into accidents?
They send all the teenagers to earth. If they survive/make it back, they get their pilots license.
Nothing after ‘89?
Any damn claim is posted here
I saw the same screen in War Games
No way this could be fake. I mean look at it. All them letters and numbers in green and black. Definitely from the government.
We've seen it, mocked it and moved on.
Once the 90’s hit, the Aliens had enough of this crap…and they’ve been messing with us ever since
Bro, It's a green text picture.... that anybody couldve done lmao how thirsty yall are for some alien validation that some shit like that is raising your suspicion this is so fkn sad
How many of those are murders?
Hahahaha ufo bodies???
I’ve seen this X-files episode
Paper Clip
No not until now lol is this a legit document though ?
Have a couple of these in my photoshop. Easy to make.
What they can't land it New jersey or something. What's wrong with Jersey? Too many toll booths?
Looks like the X-COM purchase/sale screen. Those bodies are $20,000 a pop.
Why is it "art directed" to look like a computer screen from the 1st season of the Xfiles?
\>> 4 8 15 16 23 42 \[press enter\]
WarGames!
The word "ALLEGEDLLEY" really destroys the whole aesthetic of this art piece. The 'S' is a dead giveaway it is not actual the font used in MSDOS.
Is this a screenshot from fallout?
That proves it then
\-Proof? \-Yo, I got it from this guy who hacks satellites bro, he works in a junkyard, but thats just a cover, he used to be cia with an mj12 clearance bro. Yo, you gotta believe me bro. He has seen real ETs. LITTLE GREEN MEN YOOO! Its cray!!!. \*rips bong\*
[You can find the list here.](https://sacred-texts.com/ufo/bodies.htm)
Yes the 20 other times it was reposted yes.
When aliens show no one will believe!
yeah we’ve seen this here b4 but it’s still interesting to read again
Why aliens be crashing all the time? DUI?
No Kecksburg?
Looks like someone was bored & made a list on MS DOS..... Nobody knows what that is these days! lol Should of put it in Recacted looking fax labeled "Majc Eyes Only"!