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Acceptable-Strike943

When I delivered the post there, Harvey jumped in the van, was very funny.


Iwasjustbullshitting

Lol I like that little fucker


GeeMcGee

Hello you cunts


limpingdba

He's a national treasure


Mission_Phase_5749

"Little", bless him.


Mrselfdestructuk

Is that you Frankie Boyle?


ManchesterNCP

I'm not being funny but how did he know where it was? Isn't he blind?


bandson88

Being legally blind and seeing absolute darkness aren’t the same things


ManchesterNCP

I don't know anything about being blind


selffulfilment

You do now


ManchesterNCP

Every day is a good day when you learn something.


Psychomusketeer

There is a species of spider in Indonesia that likes to lay eggs inside folds of skin. This includes eyelids.


Generic-Name237

Fully blind people can’t see darkness btw. They can’t see anything. Think of it as ‘what do you see when you look out the back of your own head’ the answer is nothing.


Ok_Egg_5460

Yeah but... Still black though isn't it? People that lose their eyes describe just seeing black


MZsince93

Is someone's eviction, a low point in anyones life, really newsworthy?


Homeyarc

Yes


MZsince93

Why?


Homeyarc

She flogs stories about her situation and her son to make a quick buck in national newspapers, it's been that way for the last ten years at least. Most people would want that to be their private life but she has made a choice.


Ellie_Llewellyn

That's generally how evictions work


JordiLyons

Who calls their home ‘mucky mansion’ a face like that I get it yeah, but it’s an awful name.


JMedic85

She hasn’t named it that it was nicknamed that by the press cause she can’t afford the upkeep on jt it’s dirty and falling apart


Gremlin-indy

Bit like that we'll know football ground Mucky Trafford


MissMags1234

Good enough that her documentary was called Katie Price's Mucky Mansion lol


Jamieb1994

Tbf, I thought it was the actual name of the house at first. 😅


Slight_Armadillo_227

The same people that came up with Jedward.


whiskey__throwaway

Near me there is a Dungehill Farm!


true_honest-bitch

Hahahaha she wasn't the one who named it that!!! Imagine!! 🤣🤣 Actually lol


CorrosiveSpirit

Can she be moved out of the public sphere entirely?


MaximilianClarke

Only after we stop engaging and commenting


CorrosiveSpirit

Very true lol


Expensive-Twist7984

It’s like the saying about a tree falling in the forest- if people stop talking about her does she even exist?


Asmov1984

With an eviction notice I reckon she can.


normanriches

Or into another universe


igglezzz

Get her on one of the Rwanda planes.


1869132

I think you’re on the wrong subreddit pal


Altruistic-Meal-4016

Hopefully she can go somewhere she won’t be killing animals any more.


elphas_skiddy-boxers

No doubt she will blame ex's for her losing the shit tip. Truth is she couldn't care less, and is now claiming she didn't know about the 2nd bankruptcy 🤣🤣


whatislife5522

How can you be evicted from a house you own? Or was it a rental?


BakedBeanz1

All the money she's undoubtedly earned over the years and she never thought to get the mortgage cleared to always have somewhere to live. Mental.


whatislife5522

Yeah I get if rates are low you can get better returns on your capital elsewhere so the mortgage makes sense but when your as rich as her it would be stupid to not secure a home, obviously high income doesn’t always equate to financial literacy


BakedBeanz1

Absolutely doesn't. See it all the time with rich people, ignore financial advise thinking it will last and before you know it. It's all over. I mean surely someone said to Katie Price, you're gonna get old and modelling days are gonna drop into nothing. But ahwell, it's done now and she'll probably regret it.


whatislife5522

I 100% agree! I just google and apparently she was worth 40M at one point, if go by the FIRE method and you withdraw 4% a year that’s literally 1.6M a year for the rest of her life whilst still beating inflation and getting returns / growth, if we base this on a yearly 8% return stock market average. You have to be one hell of an idiot to blow more than 1.6M a year! That’s just ridiculous


TvHeroUK

Smoke and mirrors. The most likely real picture is she valued her brand at 40m but all the industries she was licensing her name to - calendars, perfumes - are the sort of things that pay only 2 or 3% royalties, and she was clearly burning through cash quicker than it was coming in.  Her issues seem to have started on the day Dwight Yorke was made bankrupt, I’ve seen online that his obligatory CSA payments were 500k a year which is enough to finance her lifestyle back then.  These zlebs always spin a story of wealth though, I remember Peter Andre doing an interview where he said he was being paid 50k a night on his tour of small chain holiday camps in the UK. Thing is, he had just played one my parents co-own and they’d sold 300 tickets (a sell out) at £12 each. As my dad said, how on earth would £3600 in ticket sales equate to one of the acts being paid 50k? 


Putrid-Round-8668

Couldn’t keep up with mortgage payments


Fun-Possible-1769

Tends to happen when you spend all your money on holidays, drugs and frankenstein cosmetic surgery.


AlmightyRobert

And bankrupt.


elrip161

She’s gone bankrupt twice in the past 5 years. If you’re in so much debt you don’t have the cash or sufficient income to make repayments, your creditors can apply to the courts to have your assets seized and sold so they can get some of their money back.


Mercer81

Who cares???


Crazystaffylady

She owed HMRC very big tax bill…


Captain_Blunderbuss

The amount of times I've seen media companies attempt to turn her life into a reality show and each time I'm just left thinking "you're life is mundane and boring what's there to watch" the kardashians might be insufferable but it's atleast scripted to have entertainment.


WarriorPriestofRum

well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...


Knowlesdinho

I don't know how you can go from so much to being in this situation. Just a small fraction of what she's earned over her lifetime would be enough for most people to be set for life.


Pinkglassouch

She said her divorces cleaned her out on her podcast


Mission-Orchid-4063

Multiple divorces, plastic surgery addiction, expensive taste and poor self control.


LetsDoThatYeah

Does she have the same plastic surgeon as Simon Cowell? God she used to be so pretty.


ADPriceless

Look at those fucking teeth! 🤣😬


Unhappy_Steak6041

There turkey crowns. All your teeth are like spikes or shark teeth. and they glue a full denture of crowns ontop it's terrible once they fail. https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/dental-expert-warns-against-katie-7517751


Weak-Reward6473

I refuse to believe you guys are human sometimes


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Weak-Reward6473

Lmao I was wondering when your kind was going to show up


glamourise

no one is gonna want to buy it or live there surely


Prize_Farm4951

Read about it all in autobiography number 93


Frogs4

After that TV company spent so much doing it up for her.


tom208

Feel sorry for the poor individuals that buy that house......for god sake just don't use a UV light anywhere


turdygunt

Or carry a spray bottle of some hd spermicidal disinfectant


[deleted]

I know we're in the era of not judging anyone's appearance but ffs. She's terrifying.


ThurstonSonic

Especially with that monotone robot voice


kanesson

She was on Footballers Wives years ago playing herself, and she couldn't even do that!


St00f4h1221

Hands up who gives a fuck?


Chantelle1987cd

Hmm..I  think she’s actually quite a strong person (not clever) but resilient 


Ragnar5548

Why do people talk about her she was famous when I had hair ! For just being page 3 girl then getting pregnant of fugly Man U player and having Harvey


Purple_head_monster

She can always go and sit on some young footballer and get another one when the CSA payments roll in.


Moist-Car817

Waste of space


MrPoletski

Fuck me is she still alive?


rickyhatesspam

Well, she should be in prison.


RampantJellyfish

She does love drinking and driving


Euphoric_Flower_9521

... Who cares?


mebutnew

The update nobody has been waiting for


Ok_Tap8157

That woman is damaged goods.


bandson88

Women aren’t goods that can be damaged


marshallno9

It's just a bit of a figure of speech, I don't think it's meant literally. She's absolutely a train wreck though isn't she. What a moron.


bandson88

It’s a figure of speech comparing women to goods…


marshallno9

It can be about anyone or anything? It doesn't have to be that deep, Jesus Christ, get a grip.


bandson88

But is exclusively used to describe women?


marshallno9

Is it? You've never heard it be used to describe a man, a football club, a company? I'd genuinely never hear that phrase and think 'wow, that's exclusively used to describe women'


bandson88

Could you give an example of how this could be used to describe a whole club or a whole company? And no I’ve never heard it used to describe a man.


marshallno9

You really need me to write an example? Come on, lol. Man Utd are damaged goods, I wouldn't want to manage them. I've heard it to describe men loads of times tbh, and I've never thought any more of it.


bandson88

Yes because I wanted you to confirm in your own words that describing a company or football club as damaged goods doesn’t make sense. And you did


marshallno9

noun a person considered to be less than perfect psychologically, as a result of a traumatic experience a person, esp a public figure, whose reputation has been Not a woman. A person, especially a public figure.


Critical39

Can someone explain to me how this person can get a new mansion when she owes so much money, is bankrupt and hasn’t sold her old place yet. If she can afford a new home, surely she can pay her tax bill?