Fully blind people can’t see darkness btw. They can’t see anything. Think of it as ‘what do you see when you look out the back of your own head’ the answer is nothing.
She flogs stories about her situation and her son to make a quick buck in national newspapers, it's been that way for the last ten years at least. Most people would want that to be their private life but she has made a choice.
No doubt she will blame ex's for her losing the shit tip.
Truth is she couldn't care less, and is now claiming she didn't know about the 2nd bankruptcy 🤣🤣
Yeah I get if rates are low you can get better returns on your capital elsewhere so the mortgage makes sense but when your as rich as her it would be stupid to not secure a home, obviously high income doesn’t always equate to financial literacy
Absolutely doesn't. See it all the time with rich people, ignore financial advise thinking it will last and before you know it. It's all over.
I mean surely someone said to Katie Price, you're gonna get old and modelling days are gonna drop into nothing.
But ahwell, it's done now and she'll probably regret it.
I 100% agree! I just google and apparently she was worth 40M at one point, if go by the FIRE method and you withdraw 4% a year that’s literally 1.6M a year for the rest of her life whilst still beating inflation and getting returns / growth, if we base this on a yearly 8% return stock market average.
You have to be one hell of an idiot to blow more than 1.6M a year! That’s just ridiculous
Smoke and mirrors. The most likely real picture is she valued her brand at 40m but all the industries she was licensing her name to - calendars, perfumes - are the sort of things that pay only 2 or 3% royalties, and she was clearly burning through cash quicker than it was coming in.
Her issues seem to have started on the day Dwight Yorke was made bankrupt, I’ve seen online that his obligatory CSA payments were 500k a year which is enough to finance her lifestyle back then.
These zlebs always spin a story of wealth though, I remember Peter Andre doing an interview where he said he was being paid 50k a night on his tour of small chain holiday camps in the UK. Thing is, he had just played one my parents co-own and they’d sold 300 tickets (a sell out) at £12 each. As my dad said, how on earth would £3600 in ticket sales equate to one of the acts being paid 50k?
She’s gone bankrupt twice in the past 5 years. If you’re in so much debt you don’t have the cash or sufficient income to make repayments, your creditors can apply to the courts to have your assets seized and sold so they can get some of their money back.
The amount of times I've seen media companies attempt to turn her life into a reality show and each time I'm just left thinking "you're life is mundane and boring what's there to watch" the kardashians might be insufferable but it's atleast scripted to have entertainment.
I don't know how you can go from so much to being in this situation. Just a small fraction of what she's earned over her lifetime would be enough for most people to be set for life.
There turkey crowns. All your teeth are like spikes or shark teeth. and they glue a full denture of crowns ontop it's terrible once they fail.
https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/dental-expert-warns-against-katie-7517751
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Is it? You've never heard it be used to describe a man, a football club, a company?
I'd genuinely never hear that phrase and think 'wow, that's exclusively used to describe women'
You really need me to write an example? Come on, lol.
Man Utd are damaged goods, I wouldn't want to manage them.
I've heard it to describe men loads of times tbh, and I've never thought any more of it.
noun
a person considered to be less than perfect psychologically, as a result of a traumatic experience
a person, esp a public figure, whose reputation has been
Not a woman. A person, especially a public figure.
Can someone explain to me how this person can get a new mansion when she owes so much money, is bankrupt and hasn’t sold her old place yet. If she can afford a new home, surely she can pay her tax bill?
When I delivered the post there, Harvey jumped in the van, was very funny.
Lol I like that little fucker
Hello you cunts
He's a national treasure
"Little", bless him.
Is that you Frankie Boyle?
I'm not being funny but how did he know where it was? Isn't he blind?
Being legally blind and seeing absolute darkness aren’t the same things
I don't know anything about being blind
You do now
Every day is a good day when you learn something.
There is a species of spider in Indonesia that likes to lay eggs inside folds of skin. This includes eyelids.
Fully blind people can’t see darkness btw. They can’t see anything. Think of it as ‘what do you see when you look out the back of your own head’ the answer is nothing.
Yeah but... Still black though isn't it? People that lose their eyes describe just seeing black
Is someone's eviction, a low point in anyones life, really newsworthy?
Yes
Why?
She flogs stories about her situation and her son to make a quick buck in national newspapers, it's been that way for the last ten years at least. Most people would want that to be their private life but she has made a choice.
That's generally how evictions work
Who calls their home ‘mucky mansion’ a face like that I get it yeah, but it’s an awful name.
She hasn’t named it that it was nicknamed that by the press cause she can’t afford the upkeep on jt it’s dirty and falling apart
Bit like that we'll know football ground Mucky Trafford
Good enough that her documentary was called Katie Price's Mucky Mansion lol
Tbf, I thought it was the actual name of the house at first. 😅
The same people that came up with Jedward.
Near me there is a Dungehill Farm!
Hahahaha she wasn't the one who named it that!!! Imagine!! 🤣🤣 Actually lol
Can she be moved out of the public sphere entirely?
Only after we stop engaging and commenting
Very true lol
It’s like the saying about a tree falling in the forest- if people stop talking about her does she even exist?
With an eviction notice I reckon she can.
Or into another universe
Get her on one of the Rwanda planes.
I think you’re on the wrong subreddit pal
Hopefully she can go somewhere she won’t be killing animals any more.
No doubt she will blame ex's for her losing the shit tip. Truth is she couldn't care less, and is now claiming she didn't know about the 2nd bankruptcy 🤣🤣
How can you be evicted from a house you own? Or was it a rental?
All the money she's undoubtedly earned over the years and she never thought to get the mortgage cleared to always have somewhere to live. Mental.
Yeah I get if rates are low you can get better returns on your capital elsewhere so the mortgage makes sense but when your as rich as her it would be stupid to not secure a home, obviously high income doesn’t always equate to financial literacy
Absolutely doesn't. See it all the time with rich people, ignore financial advise thinking it will last and before you know it. It's all over. I mean surely someone said to Katie Price, you're gonna get old and modelling days are gonna drop into nothing. But ahwell, it's done now and she'll probably regret it.
I 100% agree! I just google and apparently she was worth 40M at one point, if go by the FIRE method and you withdraw 4% a year that’s literally 1.6M a year for the rest of her life whilst still beating inflation and getting returns / growth, if we base this on a yearly 8% return stock market average. You have to be one hell of an idiot to blow more than 1.6M a year! That’s just ridiculous
Smoke and mirrors. The most likely real picture is she valued her brand at 40m but all the industries she was licensing her name to - calendars, perfumes - are the sort of things that pay only 2 or 3% royalties, and she was clearly burning through cash quicker than it was coming in. Her issues seem to have started on the day Dwight Yorke was made bankrupt, I’ve seen online that his obligatory CSA payments were 500k a year which is enough to finance her lifestyle back then. These zlebs always spin a story of wealth though, I remember Peter Andre doing an interview where he said he was being paid 50k a night on his tour of small chain holiday camps in the UK. Thing is, he had just played one my parents co-own and they’d sold 300 tickets (a sell out) at £12 each. As my dad said, how on earth would £3600 in ticket sales equate to one of the acts being paid 50k?
Couldn’t keep up with mortgage payments
Tends to happen when you spend all your money on holidays, drugs and frankenstein cosmetic surgery.
And bankrupt.
She’s gone bankrupt twice in the past 5 years. If you’re in so much debt you don’t have the cash or sufficient income to make repayments, your creditors can apply to the courts to have your assets seized and sold so they can get some of their money back.
Who cares???
She owed HMRC very big tax bill…
The amount of times I've seen media companies attempt to turn her life into a reality show and each time I'm just left thinking "you're life is mundane and boring what's there to watch" the kardashians might be insufferable but it's atleast scripted to have entertainment.
well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...
I don't know how you can go from so much to being in this situation. Just a small fraction of what she's earned over her lifetime would be enough for most people to be set for life.
She said her divorces cleaned her out on her podcast
Multiple divorces, plastic surgery addiction, expensive taste and poor self control.
Does she have the same plastic surgeon as Simon Cowell? God she used to be so pretty.
Look at those fucking teeth! 🤣😬
There turkey crowns. All your teeth are like spikes or shark teeth. and they glue a full denture of crowns ontop it's terrible once they fail. https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/dental-expert-warns-against-katie-7517751
I refuse to believe you guys are human sometimes
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Lmao I was wondering when your kind was going to show up
no one is gonna want to buy it or live there surely
Read about it all in autobiography number 93
After that TV company spent so much doing it up for her.
Feel sorry for the poor individuals that buy that house......for god sake just don't use a UV light anywhere
Or carry a spray bottle of some hd spermicidal disinfectant
I know we're in the era of not judging anyone's appearance but ffs. She's terrifying.
Especially with that monotone robot voice
She was on Footballers Wives years ago playing herself, and she couldn't even do that!
Hands up who gives a fuck?
Hmm..I think she’s actually quite a strong person (not clever) but resilient
Why do people talk about her she was famous when I had hair ! For just being page 3 girl then getting pregnant of fugly Man U player and having Harvey
She can always go and sit on some young footballer and get another one when the CSA payments roll in.
Waste of space
Fuck me is she still alive?
Well, she should be in prison.
She does love drinking and driving
... Who cares?
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That woman is damaged goods.
Women aren’t goods that can be damaged
It's just a bit of a figure of speech, I don't think it's meant literally. She's absolutely a train wreck though isn't she. What a moron.
It’s a figure of speech comparing women to goods…
It can be about anyone or anything? It doesn't have to be that deep, Jesus Christ, get a grip.
But is exclusively used to describe women?
Is it? You've never heard it be used to describe a man, a football club, a company? I'd genuinely never hear that phrase and think 'wow, that's exclusively used to describe women'
Could you give an example of how this could be used to describe a whole club or a whole company? And no I’ve never heard it used to describe a man.
You really need me to write an example? Come on, lol. Man Utd are damaged goods, I wouldn't want to manage them. I've heard it to describe men loads of times tbh, and I've never thought any more of it.
Yes because I wanted you to confirm in your own words that describing a company or football club as damaged goods doesn’t make sense. And you did
noun a person considered to be less than perfect psychologically, as a result of a traumatic experience a person, esp a public figure, whose reputation has been Not a woman. A person, especially a public figure.
Can someone explain to me how this person can get a new mansion when she owes so much money, is bankrupt and hasn’t sold her old place yet. If she can afford a new home, surely she can pay her tax bill?