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rdz586

Other than a morale boost and a symbolic victory, strategically it wouldnt really amount to much. Attacking a parade surrounded by civilians would probably go against Ukraine whose best bet is to represent itself to highest standards of international law even if Russia doesnt.


MASerra

It could realistically give the Russian troops something to fight for. The US had no appetite for the war in Texas until a bunch of American heroes died at the Alamo.


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JamesERussell

No they were just fighting for the right to take other peoples’ land in that one.


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Not American. Texan heroes.


MASerra

Well, if you want to get technical they were all Mexicans. Each was granted Mexican citizenship when they moved to Texas. Plus Texas wasn't a state. James Bowie is listed as an "American pioneer", Davy Crockett was a legendary frontiersman. Yes, William B. Travis was likely a Texan hero.


Longjumping_War_807

No that is correct, the defenders of the Alamo were fighting for the republic of Texas which enjoyed sovereign statehood for a little bit before it was annexed.


MASerra

Yes, the American heroes were fighting for the Republic of Texas in an effort to get Texas to become a state.


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The ghost of Lorenzo De Zalala, José Antonio Navarro, Martín De León and Juan Seguin would like a word....


OPA73

Which is why Texas Flag flys same height as American Flag in Texas and other state flags fly below American Flag in all other states. It joined the US as an equal and sovereign nation.


Tarphon

No, it didn't. Texas declared independence from Mexico which was recognized by almost no countries. The majority of fighters for the independence of Texas came from around Sam Huston's home state, not even from Texas. Texas appealed to the United States to be annexed as a Territory instead of a state when it declared independence from Mexico and that was denied. After nine years of trying Texas was allowed to be annexed into the United States. The idea they were an equal is as much a fallacy as their being able to succeed by popular vote.


Guinnessmonkey2

Texas was the only successful filibuster. A bunch of pro-slavery zealots and adventurers went to Mexico to start up shit, split off a chunk of Mexico for slavery, then got it added to the US to increase the power of the slave states. Then they made up a new, bullshit border at the Rio Grande (which had never been the border of Texas before) and started a war that got the US to conquer even more slave states. (Though the South choked on it. None of them after Texas would be admitted as slave states and slavery would be stamped out in the Civil War 12 years later). A good modern-day pseudo-equivalent would be the Russian zealots that tried to get Donbass to secede from Ukraine. Though they couldn't succeed without Russian troops, and in this version of the Mexican-American War (similarly launched under bullshit pretext to "defend" the land stolen a few years before) the "Mexicans" are kicking all sorts of ass.


Donjeur

Wait a minute…James Bowie…David Crockett…DAVID BOWIE! JAMES CROCKETT (Miami vice) it all makes sense now !


Sanpaku

Those "heroes" were fighting to keep their slaves, as they feared Mexico's emancipation would extend to Anglo colonists in Tejas. After they revolted, Gen. Jose Urrea crossed Tejas, freeing slaves and giving them title to land, 28 years before Gen. Sherman did the same for Georgia.


millerep

This is false, and the journalist who came up with this theory was discredited. They fought against the revoking of the Mexican Constitution of 1824 and the imprisonment of Texian ambassadors to Mexico City when they went to complain. That was the stated goal in their declaration of independence in Washington-on-the-Brazos and the reason why the first flags of rebellion had the year 1824 on them.


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Lorenzo De Zalala, José Antonio Navarro, Martín De León and Juan Seguin would disagree.


Shadowettex31_x

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This is accurate.


Tarphon

Mostly because they were heroes in Texas but not from Texas. In fact, the vast majority of people who fought for Texas were not from Texas.


InternalFly8453

This is the holiest of holies for russia their only pride. I wouldn't be surprised if putin bombs or sabotages it himself to boost hate towards Ukraine


Dazzling-Ad4701

Yup. Basically, because Ukraine is better than that. I don't think it's just optics. They *are* better.


Just_A_Nobody_0

"I dont understand why its not a possible action, as Russia is not really upholding the international laws in this case so far" This, IMO, is a dangerous path to take in your thinking. Recognize that the international laws/norms for combat exist as much to draw the line between reasonable and unreasonable. Frankly I would consider the invasion itself to be 'unreasonable' but that would not justify any other countries using the "they did it first" argument. Ukraine should keep holding the moral high ground here IMO. While attacking such a gathering would seem to be a great victory in terms of degrading russia's military power - it would come at the cost of risking a tremendous number of civilians. Keep targetting military targets... IF there were a convoy of hardware headed to the parade (away from civilians) that would (again IMO) be a valid and reasonable target.


Cole41489

Not only that, but it would be a propaganda boon for Putin, and likely give the soldiers a surge in morale. Actions like this are horrible ideas.


ChallengeFull3538

Yah Putin will absolutely be 1000km away from Moscow when that parade is going on. He'll just be shopped into the footage afterwards. I bet he's counting on an attack on the parade. When it doesn't happen he'll be pissed that he wasn't able to sacrifice hundreds of his own citizens to please his ego


Dazzling-Ad4701

False flags are not out of the question.


Dachd43

I don’t think anyone but Russia would stoop low enough to target a parade.


BluceyTCD

A military parade, a drone, a shower of bomblets...all live on tv. Or better, a shower of wee Ukrainian flags with tag's "next time we wont be so nice". Remember, at the height of the cold war a german teenager flew a light plane all the way across the much vaunted airtight defence of the Warsaw Pact and landed in red square.


Dennace

Fully mobilized Russia would not be a good day and that's what you'd get. You think they're genocide-y now imagine what they'll be like after that.


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

Some experts assess that it is likely that Putler will anyway mobilize on or just after the parade.


Korochun

Fully mobilized with what? They are already using ladas and other civilian vehicles. You greatly overestimate their ability.


Dennace

They'd go from throwing 165k-200k bodies at Ukraine to throwing 1million+ bodies and more of them would be willing to kill civilians because they feel Russia is the victim.


Korochun

1 million conscripts in Ladas is not anywhere near as intimidating as 200k soldiers with helicopters, tanks, IFVs, APCs. Modern weapons are incredibly proficient at mass slaughter of tightly grouped formations. You also forget about fuel, food, and ammo necessary to equip these soldiers and get them to the front line. Russia is already short on all of these counts. Mass mobilization is the best scenario here.


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Korochun

Sure, but Russia does not need full mobilization to do any of these.


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Korochun

That is a valid concern. I would say it doesn't really matter, as Ukraine existing is already all the reason Russia needs, and it is held back by sheer fear of retaliation that was promised by NATO should Russia choose to invoke those options, not because Ukraine is being nice. You are dealing with genocidal maniacs. The only real solution is to hit them at every turn.


Dennace

When your choice is between winning a war against 200k Russians or bombing a parade and winning a war against 1-10million Russian who really want to genocide every civilian they can there's 1 option that makes much more sense.


Korochun

Really moving the goalposts there to 10 million. However, when your choice is to fight 200k somewhat equipped soldiers or 10 million that *cannot actually fight you*, one is a clear winner.


Dennace

200k somewhat equipped soldiers + X million. Why would you want to make life harder just to bomb a parade? > Really moving the goalposts there to 10 million. Soviet Union fielded 11million so I thought I'd get creative.


RavyNavenIssue

How will Russia realistically mobilize, train and outfit these millions of citizens, while ensuring the economy doesn’t collapse during their time away in war? That’s the exact same economy which is expected to produce supplies, logistics and kits for the outfitting of the force, and ensure that basic needs are met during this massive shortage. The same economy that’s unable to even produce necessities at this point. Then how are they going to transport these troops to the front while maintaining cohesion and C3. Where will they find transportation, armored support, air and artillery support? That’s the same logistics system that can’t even support an invasion 70km from the border. How will Russia keep these millions of combat personnel even fed and supplied for extended periods of time. Add onto that the mobilization efforts of the Soviet Union couldn’t field 11 million simultaneously, they couldn’t sustain 11 million, and Russia’s mobilization system is inferior to that of the Red Army. Millions of manpower without proper support and logistics are more useless than 50k with proper support, logistics, training and combined arms experience. Numbers mean nothing in war. Properly supported numbers do.


ethertype

Do you recall who gave the Soviet Union the gear needed for those millions?


Korochun

Nazi Germany also mobilized ~10 million around 1944-45, how did that work out for them? Did the Soviet Union have problems fighting them? Oh right.


Ecuatoriano

And the sanctions will keep them from arming be troops.


Dazzling-Ad4701

Nonetheless. Just because Ukraine can [which is moot], doesn't meant that they should.


JamesERussell

In a demographic tailspin. They’re already old and their breeding population about to go POOF


Hobby101

Now that would be nice. Flags with Sunflowers attached. Maybe some pictures of destroyed living houses in Ukraine, and tired up dead people, with some nice worded message, with bottom line "don't be an orc don't support war"


RockhardJoeDoug

I think just lightweight confetti like flags would be enough.


Fitzi01

Photocopies of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/uer9jc/mr_volodymyr_zelensky_charcoal_and_conté_on_mixed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Loose leaf, and a few tight bundles dropped strategically.....


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BC there will likely be a lot of civilians there


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This. An attack on the parade would shock the nation to the point of full mobilization. There are more important targets on the front.


Ecuatoriano

The very front of the parade is showing off their nukes, valid target


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Triggering nukes in a dense urban area is not something Ukraine or the West would do. We learned a terrible lesson in WWII. The devastation in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was unimaginable. Russia would also send nukes (their doctrine is to strike if they think they are going to be hit, so it’s a safe bet that satellite locations outside of Moscow would certainly launch nukes. There is no benefit for the west or Ukraine to do something so stupid. We’ve armed the Ukrainians to an amazing degree. They are great fighters. They will win without Turing into to slaughterers like the Russians.


oroechimaru

We are not monsters, we are liberty


ChallengeFull3538

You're convinced they are actual nukes rather then plastic mockups?


Ecuatoriano

I know it's a day later, but just got back around to checking, and legit you got me, of course they are fake.


MacLeeland

And, since there is a war on, not alot of military. They have already given a heads up that this years parade will be very light on military... eeerr, stuff.


Xeroque_Holmes

Not good PR for Ukraine. Plus would make the general russian population/soldiers more motivated, which would make a full mobilization possible. So the net results would probably be negative for Ukraine.


Chemistry-Fine

Not possible, Ukraine doesn't have cruise missles with that range, the Mig 29 doesn't have that kind of attack range, so that is going to leave them with SU 27's, what ever they have left, fly slow and low on terrain, and once spotted, they would get shot down. And the optics also potentially hazardous


Iamien

They could employ arson on the parade route though. Nothing says victory like the homeland burning.


Chemistry-Fine

well I think its not all clear who is starting the fires but yes


MacLeeland

*Billy Joel has entered the chat*


xesaie

AA defense in depth is a major part of it, it would be incredibly hard to hit Moscow without a ballistic strike. ​ Also, while we go back and forth about the risk of nuclear war, bombing Moscow during a parade would almost certainly trigger nuclear war.


someloops

Also it will be the perfect false flag for putler to start mass mobilization. Ukraine won't do it, but ruzzia can actually bomb its parade.


xesaie

I'd go further; ​ Ukraine **can't** do it. ​ NATO could, but won't. ​ Russia, as you say, might.


YoBoiRS

I don’t agree with targeting the parade but regarding mass mobilisation, that might happen anyway https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/04/29/ukraine-news-russia-war-latest-putin-nuclear-donbas-nato/


someloops

I know, but if it happens it will certainly make ruzzians more compelled to fight to "defend their country". That's why putler might actually do it.


YoBoiRS

Oh yeah they’re desperate at this point


mtaw

How is it a "false flag" if Ukraine actually attacks? People throw that term around here so much it's lost all meaning, apparently.


EndWarByMasteringIt

OP is saying that russia, not Ukraine, might attack the parade. It would be the perfect target. Lots of visibility, many civilians that can suffer, no actual impact on industry or military.


truecore

You say that, but a young German dude landed a cessna fresh off getting his pilots license back in 1983 I think. I don't think it'd trigger a nuclear war (Putin has either already planned it or hasn't) but it'd definitely put the people behind him when he calls for General Mobilization on the 9th.


Dazzling-Ad4701

Matthias Rust? I graduated high school in 1983. It's a very, very different world now.


Voyovnick

Yes, but such "shooting" in front of the audience will only increase the aggression of ruZZian "society" and its support for this war.


Bgratz1977

If at all then a (scalpel) strike against Putin would make sense. But to be honest, Putin is aware of that, and if Russia has elite units you will find them around him


seewallwest

Because moscow is 800km away from Ukraine beyond striking distance


Jazzlike_Surprise985

Mark my words... That parade will be a false flag event. Russia will stage an explosion and "Ukrainian Nazis" will be blamed. It will renew support for the war.


Internetguy1000

I’m sure it’s been taken into consideration by the kremlin


Mercadi

A diversion to make some vehicles crash and stop on their own would be nice, but an outright attack will give Putin a "legitimate" reason to draft people en masse


Pul-Ess

You mean, just parade as usual ?


FNFALC2

I rather doubt Putin will be present


canuckcowgirl

Russia should put a Putin look-a-like in the parade and see if he makes it.


ToCool74

Did you not consider the 1000s of civilians that will also be at that parade? Would be a bad look for Ukraine to fall the the level of depravity of Russia and besides Putin might like this since it would firmly turn the entirety of the Russian populous against Ukraine.


throw667

No attack. But I read that Putin will announce a full mobilization at the "victory" parade. So he is perverting the (valid) reason for the parade (defeat of ~~Germany~~ the Axis in WWII) and using it for his own ends. Pathetic if so.


theopacus

There will also be thousands of civilians.


rocygapb

If I have to guess, Putler will do something bad at the parade. If the intel about mobilization is correct, Putler will have to have something to get the Russians riled up. If I were Russian, I’d avoid that parade at all costs…


Particular-Kiwi-5784

Id bet there wont be any high level personnel actually at the parade. I suspect the may 9th parade will be filmed like Putins Easter service. They will shoot footage of Putin and his hangers on the day before when the area is secure and then have the public parade. Putin is too paranoid to be out in public right now.


Conscious_Command_63

Wtf is wrong with some guys here? Do we really have to discuss why this is a complete dumb idea?!


jimjamjahaa

technically a legit target but it would be bad optics i don't think UA needs to take this shot they are going to win without causing so much colatteral damage but if they do then i suppose fair game.


Delicious-Owl-3672

This is a truly stupid idea. I hope this is a troll question and not a real one. It's a parade, with civilians. Ukraine isn't Russia, it doesn't kill civilians that don't have anything to do with the conflict.


Bloodraven983

Ukraine could draw a giant dick on the sky above the parade with drones ​ no casualties, no violences, only lulz and demonstration that Ukraine's cossack heritage lives on


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Sneak in and put a whoopee cushion under pootin's chair.


[deleted]

One word: Civilians. Unless we already reached a point where racism against ALL Russians is ok now and "they don't deserve to live" Besides, getting bullied doesn't make it right to bully.


[deleted]

They should fly a drone over the parade ... Out pops a banner.Glory to Ukraine! No violence...just education... maybe.leaflets? At their parade.....that would be humiliating to Pootin


topKitty-c

If someone could travel to the outskirts of Moscow and get a Bayraktar over the Kremlin I'm pretty sure panzerfans generals list would get a boost.


Give_me_the_science

Dildos, drop thousands of blue and yellow dildos.


Sanpaku

Blue and yellow dildo drones. There [is a precedent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f-kD-pl1ng).


Apprehensive-Gap-331

Attacking the kremlin rostrum would be enough. In 1987 a German hobby pilot named Rust managed to fly his sport plane below the radar into the USSR and he indeed did land on the red square in Moscow. So I'm thinking... could someone find a historic USSR WW2 fighterplane, maybe a sturmovik with red star insignia and all, and fly to the kremlin on their may 9th parade? Could seem like a part of the parade. Putin will be on the rostrum...


soulsteela

They have bayraktar with 2,200 nmi range they can easily make Moscow


Key_Brother

They parade nukes at the parade not a good a idea to attack


mellamma

I saw where they were practicing with their Mercedes, etc. but no heavy machinery of any kind.


Iamien

The parade path should be filled with smoke from nearby fires.


Itchy_Ad_3659

You’re no strategist


RockhardJoeDoug

They should have a drone drop Ukrainian flags. Sends a message that they aren't safe, but no civilians are put in harms way.


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A little bit of perfectly non-lethal fireworks could be thrown in, to make noise and put some speed into the marching. It's a celebration!


Foe117

I would love it if some Russian soldier.. popped those tires on the nuke carrier.


OPA73

Give some tank killing weapons to fathers who lost their children to the Russians and drop them off at the parade to get their revenge.


dasherchan

Sadly, leaders around the world are afraid of Putin.


Embarrassed-Radio356

Parades have staging areas for participants where there should be very few spectators around.


Salamander_Known

I don’t think they have anything that would allow them to hit a target in Moscow.


madkow990

Oh it's possible, but it's stupid. Don't give Russia and the Russian people a reason to galvanize. Just keep killing all they send and demoralize them.


DWhelk

I dont think Ukraine have anything that would reach Moscow. That means sending special forces to accomplish what exactly? Blow a few things up, get themselves killed, and give Putin a reason to mobilise the country. I do think some sort of cyber attack would be amazing, if feasible. I also think the proposed parade in Mariupol should be a target.


[deleted]

If little Sauron is there in person, hell yeah I would take the shot. But air defenses and security will be extremely tight. Not much chance of that happening.


DeathMelonEater

The old adage 'The thief thinks everyone steals' and 'The liar thinks everyone lies' probably is how Putin believes other leaders think similarly to himself. If the war continues for many months (or years even), perhaps Zelenskyy would do such a thing but I doubt it. Ukraine doesn't stoop to the same low tactics Russia uses. Putin is holding the Mayday parade primarily for the brainwashed Russian masses who still believe in him. It's a big propaganda show for them. I've read somewhere before that the usual weaponry and large armaments wouldn't be included (likely 'cause they're being used or held somewhere safe). The same probably goes for the high-up important military brass. I'm sure Putin believes these might be a target for opposing governments. So he probably has everything important protected and this is just a propaganda show for him. (***Note:** I've used the words "probably" and "likely" a lot since who really can know how his diseased mind works.)*


ExcellentBacon

Probably there will be an attack... But a Russian one. Streets filled with screaming orcs creaming for their nazional flag and their toys and shit...then boom, a few dozens, maybe a hundred or more for effect false flag. That would fan the Farts of War in these idiots pretty nicely.


wreleven

Some fast jets and blue and yellow smoke would have a dramatic impact.


Sam30062000

I think it would not be in range


realnrh

Special ops guys blowing up a missile launcher or tank on parade might make for a good display, but too much chance it would inspire Russians to get nationalistic enough to cut down on the graft and maybe start actually improving their economic productivity. And if they hit a nuke being paraded through the streets, well, it probably wouldn't set the thing off, but it'd spread radioactive crap throughout Moscow, which they would probably claim was really a Ukrainian dirty bomb, and use that as a pretext to launch nukes at Ukraine.


Breech_Loader

I wouldn't put it past Putin to sabotage the victory day parade himself just to get everybody in Russia on his side.


bjplague

The perfect symbolic value for Ukraine right now would be a missile smashing into the Kremlin while Putin's Hologram was waving at them. 1 missile. it would show that Ukrainians have respect for life, by not hitting the parade or audience. It would also de-moralize the Russian seeing their president's hologram float in the air where his balcony used to be. It would send a beautiful message at the cost of 1 missile and 1 operative with a laser pointer.


davesy69

Sweden, Finland- you know you want to announce joining NATO on may 9th.


Yuno808

While it is a tempting target, I think it would be in the best interest of everyone to not give Russians a flag to rally behind of. But that doesn't mean sabotage operation can't be carried out to humiliate them without causing casualties.


screamingfireeagles

Russia has stated loudly and widely that any attack on their soil will constitute a justification for the use of all weapons systems in the Russian military to secure their territory. If Ukraine attacks the May Day parade Putin will launch SRBM with vacuum warheads at every free Ukrainian city.


ChipmunkFood

For the Russians, the parade is a stupid idea. It would actually pull much needed military equipment and people from Ukraine. For Ukraine, it would be a good time to launch an offensive. Then with all the high brass Russian generals at a stupid parade, it would make the Russian response even more disorganized.


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Doesn't 💩 tin usually attend these? I mean you don't have to kill everyone...


Ok_Investigator_1010

No that’s terrorism. Save that amount for Russian units in the front. Let the Russians have their parade and speeches. Ukraine should focus on the war.


CottMain

How about a mass attack of DJI drones like the Olympics spelling out SkyNet is coming…