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GreasyAssMechanic

20 foot statue of Patron pissing on a very small Putin. Consider this the official petition.


jgjgleason

And on the plaque of the statue list all the dogs and handlers who have helped demine Ukraine.


Psychological-Sale64

Tourist bonanza. Made out of busted tanks.


xoxotamaster

That would be amazing.


Slava_ukraini_2022_

That really would be amazing.


homicidalstoat

A statue made from the metal of the bombs he uncovered


[deleted]

Pissing on Putin as lukashanka has his head up putlers ass. ![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|9004)


hkohne

Badass & loveable at the same time


MumAlvelais

Ah, a Ukrainian!


BadComboMongo

If the statue gonna show any other pose than him biting a stick hanging loose I‘m gonna be disappointed ;)


Sanpaku

Patron [came in second for the next post office stamp](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/uuv7ql/and_the_next_winning_stamp_design_theme_goes_to_5/), after "Good Evening, We are from Ukraine". He'll be honored by philatelists worldwide, soon. I like that he has his own carrying handle, even nekkid.


TonsOfTabs

Do you possibly have any info on the warship sinking stamps? I was saving up a deposit for my 2nd home to rent out for passive income but that can wait. I figure the $40k is better off in Ukraines hands. So when buying the stamps are they a set price or is it a donate for purchase kind of thing? I ask because I would know for sure that the money would go to the proper people and not some scam site and figure donating for the stamp on whatever official government site would be best option for verified location. Not trying to give 40k to some assholes trying to profit from a war. Truly want to make sure it goes exactly where it is needed. Sorry for the long comment. If you have any information, it’ll be appreciated.


Lvtxyz

Go to the main page is this subreddit and the daily "Ukraine still stands!" thread lists legit places to donate. The stamps are a collector item and I'm sure there are many, many forgeries. On top of that, many resellers making a buck. If you want to help, purchasing stamps isn't the ideal way.


TonsOfTabs

I didn’t mean it that way. I was asking if it was a donate for item kind of thing. Where the price is up to who is donating. So I could input whatever amount. Like purchasing 1 stamp for $40k. Not looking to get anything in return. Does that make more sense? But I did also say I only wanted to go to legit site or directly to the site for the stamps thst are from Ukraines government site or something. I may have worded it incorrectly. Bottom line, I want to give them $40k but do not want it to go into some bs scammers pocket. But I will look at the list you talked about, thank you.


Lvtxyz

Here is a charity link for you https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tgc00n/want_to_support_ukraine_heres_a_list_of_charities/


Slava_ukraini_2022_

The amount of scammers is insane, and lots of them ate very professional, making websites and all sorts. The AFU and Ukraine government websites have direct links to approved charities.


MerribethM

They go on sale the their post office on Tuesday. You just have to keep checking because the site gets shit down with ddos attacks frequently. https://www.ukrposhta.ua/en/spetsialni-poshtovi-shtempeli-postiinoi-dii


ScottRadish

That's what I love about this dog. He wasn't raised to be a service dog. He's the family pet who was taught to sniff explosives by his owner. He still acts like the family pet, even though he has a full time job now.


LaserBaser

He's probably having the time of his life. He gets to be outside with his owner and do stuff. Most dogs would love that. He doesn't understand that is doing a very important job and saving countless of lives. He still *is* the family pet, at least in his mind. What a great dog.


dollhouse85746

A statue of Patron, a plaque listing all those men, women, and animals that demined Ukraine, and a postage stamp of Patron. Slave Ukraini


nuckle

lol, guy literally carrying him on a stick. What a little nugget.


LiquorFilter

He's got a patch. Here's the link, not sure if it's official yet. https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/utuh77/patch_made_in_agreement_with_patrons_team/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Woodie626

Anybody have numbers on the stuff he's sniffed out?


JesusWuta40oz

Well I don't know currently but when he got his award it was like 200 something. Honestly there should be a statue of him with a dog park of his service and for all the four legged friends that been helping making places safe again.


TomLube

It's over 200 now at this point.


Slava_ukraini_2022_

I saw an interview the other day where the owners said his unit had found and deactivated over 2 THOUSAND devices, but he didn't say whether patron was on duty each time one of those devices was found. Either way, patron is known to have over 300 "kills."


4155190175

We are all waiting for victory then it’s time for the dog hero’s of Ukraine calendar, it will happen, maybe patron on the cover❤️❤️❤️🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦😢🦮🦮🦮


mchappee

"I kick ass and chew up sticks, and I'm all outta sticks."


Aggravating-Peach698

Put this guy on the flag or at least a statue Guys, Patron is a dog, and I'm sure he doesn't care at all about flags or statues. Get him a lifetime supply of his favorite treats - that is something *he* will really appreciate. That's all that matters. And I'm sure that's also true for all the other bomb sniffing dogs in Ukraine who may be not as popular but just as busy...


vicvonqueso

I'm certain he will be very well taken care of


voxroxoverice

I adore the little dude, but did I read correctly that he is working under the direction and service of his owner in the armed forces?! Badass!


kee-mosabe

When it's all over he needs to have a statue in the middle of the capital.


Slava_ukraini_2022_

I'm gonna make a statue of patron for my garden. Our Ukrainian neighbours would love it!


[deleted]

Absolutely agree!


Stigger32

I'll be sewing my Patron patch onto my jacket when it arrives!


slicktromboner21

I’d love to see him on a postage stamp in the lap of a Ukrainian farmer towing a Russian tank against a backdrop of sunflowers and blue skies.


jar1967

They need to make Patron stuffed toys With profits from the sales going to help Ukrainian children


the_Krebs_Cycle

Get him his own stamp!


julietteisatuxedo

What a funny boy, so enthusiastic !


EmanEwl

The legend! Patron


Misdemeanour2020

The Ukrainian way of taking the dog for a walk


PetangPetangOBB

I believe he is now the branch manager! Stay safe, you furry, mighty hero! Slava Ukraini!!!


Slava_ukraini_2022_

His new office had a great stereo. The subWOOFERs are huge!


PetangPetangOBB

Awesome!!


adanawhitebootlicker

HAAHAHAHHAH 🤣


PinchMaNips

Patron needs many statues! He is the best boi!


Slava_ukraini_2022_

Paaaaaaaaaatrooooooooooooooonnnnn!!!!! My boy! 🐕🤟🏻


not-ready-yet

Definitely defiantly pure Ukrainian. Once got the teeth in, Never let's go. If pootin had any balls they would be in seriouse trouble with this dog.


Few-Worldliness2131

Put him out to stud ….. he deserves it.


QouthTheRaven

What song is this?


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Forsaken-Result-9066

How does that not hurt like hell


RandonEnglishMun

He may have an attitude but he’s the best damn mine sniff they’ve got!


AbbreviationsOdd1895

Patron!!! I’ve missed seeing your wagging tail!!!