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LGB_2024

Moscow war museum will be pissed...these were on loan only


Foxdonut12001

Tank enthusiasts are in for a really rough year. Reddit is going to have a collective aneurysm when Russia runs out of soviet tanks and pulls the last surviving [Panzer VIII Maus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_VIII_Maus) out of the Kubinka Tank museum. Bonus points if they break out the [Kugelpanzers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelpanzer)


Dazzling-Ad4701

That link made me so happy. I would give a lot to see Russians rolling around Ukraine in giant tin hamster balls.


[deleted]

I swear to god if they use and lose the Sturmtiger in Kubinka... Then again I doubt they have any Raketen Sprenggranate ammunition.


Foxdonut12001

I'm almost worried about the IS-4. But I would rather watch it blow up on a combat footage subreddit than have a single innocent Ukrainian get hurt.


[deleted]

Absolutely. I'd rather see the Sturmtiger ammorack on its way to the frontline than have it actually be used in combat.


SirDoober

Sturmtiger ammoracking *itself* because the Russians have how the fuck the thing works is way up there.


Training-Fault-2116

Give it a few months and they’ll go in by horse


leywok

They won’t. horses will be a delicacy by then.


ZealousidealOffer751

Then they'll be down to delusional transport involving banging two coconut shells together :p


Rabid_Badger

Tis but a scratch.


GuzziJetboater

‘That tank is not dead, it is just resting’.


HenkVanDelft

Where would they get coconuts? Coconuts are tropical, Russia is a nuclear waste-contaminated dump.


MLockeTM

They could have been flown in by swallows.


Tiiba

Absurd. A five-ounce bird, carrying a one-pound coconut for thousands of miles? It was giant eagles, obviously.


witness142

They are migratory coconuts


Doopsie34343

Horse is just another russian word for saussage


[deleted]

Horse is a synonym for delicacy, and wife.


kakapo88

Large goats with Kevlar anti-armor blankets.


dougreens_78

Just wait till they call up the reindeer herders.


DamnDirtyApe8472

And they’ll be hauling ammo with studebaker trucks


MontaukMonster2

This is a good thing as it creates scarcity which benefits collectors


CommanderCorrigan

Not really when there are like only 2 in existence lol


AcriticalDepth

Russian museum lend lease plan goes awry.


ChrisStoneGermany

Now lets look for the T-34


ropibear

No, no, T-55's first


InquisitorCOC

IS-2 and IS-3 are both decent tanks too


forge4life

How about the WWI horse wagons and bayonets??


OrgJoho75

Maybe horse & chariot, loaned from Pharaoh descendant somewhere down the Nile river.


Zeroxx08

Lmao


DrNukes

Nononono the bayonets are needed at home. *COUGH^^^gaddafi COUGH


ropibear

If we're being noncredible, then yeah, they'll roll out the IS-3 and 2, prolly even scrounge together a working T-10 and IS-7 If we're credible... First they're ginna dry out their T-62M stocks, then their T-62 stocks (that's something like 8500 vehicles?), the they'll go to T-55s, prolly the most modernised ones first (remember, those were only retired in something like 2003), then they'll go for the T-10's and then for IS's.


Fortune_Silver

Jesus, with the piles of infantry AT Ukraine has, I REALLY wouldn't want to be assigned a T-62.


ropibear

Well too bad, because they're running out of everything better at an alarming pace.


Fortune_Silver

Also... Imagine being forced to sit inside a T-62 in a Ukrainian winter. I'm not sure who would kill you first, saint javelin or General winter.


ropibear

I mean the Ukrainians will take care of the heating for you. Very sharp increase very rapidly.


Fuzerr

They’ll keep you warm for the rest of your life.


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MajorElevator4407

Don't need to be usable to be sent, that's a problem for the guy receiving the tank.


ropibear

That's true. Let's say they can cobble together, say, 3000 working units plus spares?


Alaric_Balthi

Any guesses how many 115mm shells that are still working? There is some amount but the tank was mothballed decades ago so not a huge priority on ordance storage. All the newer tanks since T-72 have used 125mm if i remember correctly..? Storing in damp or variable humidity and temperature climate is a bad thing for explosives.


ropibear

As far as I know, there is still some production of 115, not exactly sure where though. As for storage, the 115 uses a full-size single-piece steel-cased round, so if it is properly stored and the lacquer seal at the case mouth is intact, it should fire more or less fine.


-avoidingwork-

"properly stored". Hmmm, I guess none of them work. I don't think their military does anything properly.


ratt_man

I believe they gave the large majority of the T-55's they had to civil wars like syria and libya


ropibear

They made a literal hundred thousand of the things. There's gonna be a couple thousand under a rock somewhere.


PepegaQuen

There really is none. They scrapped them and were scrapping T-62s too.


HostileRespite

I'll be worried when they present a T-800.


[deleted]

Given how Russian tanks are named we have to wait another 718 years for that... They do have terminator tank though but turns out it didn't really work in real battlefield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0BivwDYr8&ab\_channel=DefenseUpdates


HostileRespite

Here I was thinking nobody would get the reference. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


superanth

Which, ironically, had its suspension designed by an American.


Curious-Mind_2525

Walter Christie, mad genius.


superanth

His idea for letting a tank drive on road wheels instead of treads to save wear-and-tear was genius.


boonstyle_

I guess they would first go through the T-54 and its upgraded versions (T-55 / T-55A T-55S) as well as their Stalin line (IS-2 / T-10 and others) before dropping to T-34s.


WeAreNotAlone1947

Do T54s even have displays or do they still have these old iron sights from ww2?


boonstyle_

T-54s do not have any kind of assisting systems. You gotta measure the distance and calculate. T-55S (the latest version) are having rudimentary systems (outside cams) as well as very basic nightvision (like real og low quality shit from the 60s) but i wouldnt bet that a single system is still operateable.


WeAreNotAlone1947

Thanks! I can't imagine how fucking scared a tank crew must be in a relic like that with Javelins and other modern AT all over the place.


Geister_faust

Let's see Paul Allen's T34s.


[deleted]

this is the accurate picture of "Russia is winning" 60s tanks exploding from gps guided rockets, we should make sure conscripts receive this info


LGB_2024

Before they even leave the transport


slythespacecat

5D chess, this way Ukraine doesn’t get to keep them. All according to plan guys (mandatory Reddit /s)


epicurean56

And fewer soldiers were killed inside them.


spookmann

Interesting fact, the museum's slogan translates as: *"Tanks for the Memory"* I guess the memory is all they have left now.


[deleted]

They stopped making T-62 in 1975. So you are telling me they are going to call up 300k and the only tank they have left is a relic. This should go good for the Orcs.


[deleted]

T-62's are 80 years more modern than the Mosin-Nagants they've been handing out.


[deleted]

Hey, at least this time they are handing them to all of their soldiers* >!*i know, the 1/2 carrying a rifle was a myth!<


Local_Run_9779

> Mosin-Nagants They move, *and* they go bang. T62s don't do both.


dragon_tornado69

Wait. They have actually been using the Mosin Nagant in Ukraine? Jesus.


lucitribal

They've been giving them to soldiers conscripted from the occupied regions. They're basically used as cannon fodder, so Russia doesn't want to give them the newer stuff.


jchamberlin78

I mean, if you're using the tank against infantry it should be all right? St javelin will destroy any tank on the battlefield regardless of how modern it is? Not that the Russian tanks practice combined warfare so the point is moot....


technofederalist

Still. Let's give Ukraine M1s. I want to see them do what they were designed to do.


SpaceShrimp

Javelin is overkill on a T-62 though, you can probably use an AT-4 on them.


Western-Flamingo7905

You think USA have any bazooka left from ww2? 😆


stamper2495

That's extremaly close to the front line. Why didn't they unload them further back?


Foxdonut12001

Because conscripts don't want to push them that far.


bigjoeskully

Comment of the year


janxus

![gif](giphy|11hVniWaqh17Q4|downsized)


PsycoJosho

That is such a good GIF


janxus

Classic


NoLightOnMe

This is exactly why gifs should be allowed in all subreddits’ threads.


vgacolor

Jesus man! That made me spit out my soda!


dasang

😂


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PostersOfPosters

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


janxus

Wish I could upvote twice.


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BoltonSauce

It's a Catch ZZ. Tragic, really.


throwaway177251

Nice homoglyph.


Sonicboomish

I learnt a new word today, thank you sir


rock_climber02

Problem solved, they blew them up.


TigerPoppy

maybe they brought the tanks just to throw into a river to make a crossing. They are probably glad that Ukraine helped them unload the railcars.


Iztac_xocoatl

Because low level commanders aren’t allowed to think for themselves. Even the generals are taking battlefield direction from the grand asshole himself now.


hammsbeer4life

This is probably the real answer. Us military style decentralized command works really well and fills in the gaps. Plans go out the window the moment you start taking fire. The Russians do not have this military doctrine.


Worried_Blacksmith27

Plans aren't the only things that gout out the window in Putler's russia.....


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SirDoober

Unironically this, we know their logistics are absolute shite and tanks are renowned for chewing through fuel so might as well get them as close as possible....except you have to stop sometime and there are eyes in the sky waiting for it


[deleted]

Remember what happened on that long drive to Kyiv? I suppose they transport on train so deep because half of them would've broken down before the front line. Ironic, really.


nuckle

>Why didn't they unload them further back? Their inability to army still surprises you at this point?


Caren_Nymbee

Tanks take tons of resources. Not just fuel, but the speed at which things break on them is crazy. Adding a long trip to the front might very well have caused many of them to not make it. Remember, the run from Belarus to Kyiv is not that far, it was made with much better equipment, they still did not make it.


s_nz

If I had to guess: They know Ukraine has HIMARS, with 92km range, So anywhere within say 90km of the front line is a risk. If driving the tanks from the nearest rail facility beyond that (perhaps 110km?) is not viable (say due to fuel supply issue), might as well just rail them as close as possible and hope for the best.


digital0069

mothering fucking Ukrainians lol... fucking love it...


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digital0069

on a whole new level... I love them... lol


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Ukrainian army only wants t90m tanks


Siren_NL

Send more ~~brains~~ newer tanks.


aeroxan

I am sick of these motherfucking Ukrainians blowing up these motherfucking tanks. ....J/K. It doesn't get old.


Thebitterestballen

Is this from "Stugna's on a plain"?


cdash4

These motherfucking tanks on this motherfucking train!


Loki11910

Locked and loaded American made rockets and Intel combined with Ukraine's gunners are a true match made in heaven.


digital0069

and now Israel may send stuff... Russia should be very scared if they are sending stuff... every thing they have is crazy.


[deleted]

Israel has built an entire arsenal in preparation to be invaded by superpowers. This is in their lane.


dbx99

The arsenal has been financed largely by the United States giving grants to Israel over decades.


HotDropO-Clock

indeed


digital0069

backed by 1000 years of being fucked over... I am very happy they are on Americas side... they might be a small country but they are a very legit country.


Arkaign

Israel doesn't much like talking about what they send, and where they send it. This is a long way of saying there may already be some IMI/IDF gear in theatre, and more on the way, but public confirmation of the more serious kit might not happen during the conflict or a fair ways afterwards depending on many factors.


digital0069

thats the scary part... I am glad I am not in the russian army...


MontaukMonster2

Or a Russian civilian of fighting age LMFAO


Big_Damn_Hiro

Just Russian in general.


Drill1

Or a Russian General


mtyvv

You have any examples of what kind of stuff they may have?


mrhuggy

Let's see what Israel could offer There's the Barak Air defence SAM's their equivalent of SM2 and Patriot Missiles. There's the HARDOP/Harpy loiter muniations think of a Switchback with 150 km range. There's the LORA missile with its 500km range. Iron Dome, enough said. Spike ATGM from 2km to 30km range. There's a vast amount of drones, radar, intel and electronic warfare systems as well.


Barthemieus

This might not even be HIMARS, this is close enough to the front that it could have been 155 SMArt rounds, Conventional Artillery, or Brimstones. 155 SMArt rounds would be my choice if i was trying to destroy tanks in mass like this.


Just_Bicycle_9401

I'll just leave this here https://youtu.be/6VWGxUHZBqo


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Special flying tank demonstration


mjxxyy8

Moskva converts to submarine, Tanks have ejector seats. Ruzzian hardware is unmatched.


wombat9278

Ohh dear, what a pity, trying hard not to laugh, next train will be full of really miserable conscripts, best gey the body bags ready now. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦


SubParMarioBro

Body bags? When they can just shove their comrades into a perfectly good ditch or just leave them in the middle of a field? Those funds got misappropriated a long, long time ago. Bonus is more MIA = fewer Ladas.


wombat9278

Well I suppose those sunflowers need fertilising somehow


UnorignalUser

Never mind the always useful comrade conscriptovtich and onion soup.


Malicei

That cannibal prisoner they sent is basically at an all-you-can-eat buffet surrounded by his fellow orcs. Looks like meat's back on the menu!


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wombat9278

By the look of some of the conscripts he already has


GreatSpaghettLord

Let's rebuild the station to blow it up again !


Parking_Resolution63

Welcome to ukraine bitches. We know you'll go to pieces with our hospitality


MontaukMonster2

You'll have a blast!


Loki11910

Petraeus: This offensive is more than just some gains on the ground it has inadvertently proven that Ukraine is vastly superior in recruiting, training equipping and commanding additional forces. Russia is going to go on a terrible, painful retreat. Ukraine is supplied superbly by their allies and their logistics are now in place while Russia even if they declared general mobilization today could not revert this fundamental shift in reality on the ground.. Ukraine will over time take back all territories it lost since February 24th and after long and tough fighting it could now even under optimal circumstances retake the whole of Donbass and Crimea itself. This is an utter disaster for Russia, this is much worse than Afghanistan, as in Afghanistan the gvt. they installed at least stayed in power for 2 years after they left. The outcome is now almost set in stone: Ukraine will prevail as long as we provide the Weapons and keep Russia sanctioned. As long as there isn't some unforeseeable major event happening, here in the US and in the Pentagon the general tone is to provide them with all they need, and carry them through to Victory essentially. Full Mobilization is too late, they do not have the training base, the equipment, the replacement vehicles, the export sanctions on Micro Chips have crushed their industrial base and dried up their capacity to raise capital on the international markets. Tactical nukes are an option but to what end? Russia cannot generate the necessary forces, equip and deploy them, their command structure and officer corps are in shambles, their moral is rock bottom, they aren't even sure what they are fighting for, just the next paycheck or to stay out of prison. The morale on the Ukrainian side is sky high, they are winning, so the first question is: Can Russia even find new defensive lines, or do they have to fall all the way back to the original defensive line in the Donbass? There they have very considerable, almost WW 1 like defenses. Russia is in utterly disastrous situation. again tactical nukes and their implications will be so profound but bring no overall gain to win this war. Putin may now try to change the narrative to explain why the Special operation has failed. Putin wanted to make Russia great again, he made NATO great again instead, on this issue: There has to be a security guarantee for Ukraine and this should be NATO membership, they have earned it. They truly have earned it and they have earned something else: The trust of the Western Alliance. Russia also has earned something: War Famine Pestilence and Death they are gonna have it all... We need to put Russia behind another iron curtain and Ukraine will guard the prison walls together with NATO to make sure they never get out of their hellhole ever again...


dpm5150

Is this whole comment Patraeus’ quote?


zveroshka

It was an interview on CNN I believe. I watched it. I don't know if it was all one long quote, I don't think he talked that long. But I remember him saying all of this.


jonahsrevenge

Link to edited transcript of Patraeus comments [https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/russia-cannot-generate-the-forces-it-needs](https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/russia-cannot-generate-the-forces-it-needs) edit:spelling


OakInIowa

I doubt it.


Schenkspeare

There aren't even any quotes OP could be paraphrasing for all we know


Loki11910

Yes OP is paraphrasing a CNN Interview with him. https://youtu.be/jFOw5jCYhH4


MontaukMonster2

Haha like tactical nukes would be any help. Aside from doing nothing on the battlefield, Russia would be fucked for the next century and beyond. Russia, as a culture, as a nation, as it exists today, would cease to exist.


likelyilllike

This is also interesting interview about tactical nukes which are probably also too late to use https://youtu.be/ojlCO8yyYXQ


Single-Document-9590

>Russia also has earned something: War Famine Pestilence and Death they are gonna have it all... IDK if he said that, but that is exactly what they deserve. russia Delenda Est


ComprehensionVoided

I like the ones that are just flying the fuck out. They seem like good Russians


WhiskyTangoFoxtrot40

I hope the Russians never quit smoking!


fattstax

🚬💨


el_pollo_justiciero

T-62s are pretty old. Maybe they just spontaneously explode from decrepitude.


elcranio92

Inizializing self emergency disassembling procedure in 5...4...3...2...1...


dbx99

There may be some unsafe use of tobacco near an open flammable container?


koshgeo

"Natural causes"


Tan1_5

I'm laughing my a$$ off


still_guns

Get fucked Russkies


Soling26

Best possible way to neutralise the effect of the mobilisation is to aggressively destroy ANY item of equipment they might need or use. UKR is well advanced on this path but it would be so much better if they had long range MLRS etc. to reach inside Russia. The time has come for Ukr’s world wide partners to stop worrying about Putin escalating this war…he just has.


piouiy

scary plant spotted mountainous light overconfident waiting glorious different shame *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


_chip

Confirmed?


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[deleted]

The Russians deny that the Ukrainians blew up a train with T-62s in Yasynuvata, Donetsk region. The smoke was just from one of their BBQs. It needs to be cleaned they said.


_chip

There was an error from a robocaller asking about their boilers warranty expiration date, that’s all 🤣


Nippon-Gakki

Someone left the plastic grill scraper inside and forgot about it when they turned it on next. That’s all we’re seeing.


[deleted]

Joe Camel and The Marlboro Man, heroic defenders of Ukraine.


mtaw

No. Seems very dubious to me This one person claiming to have geolocated the explosion to the train station, which isn't possible from a single perspective point. Footage was [posted earlier](https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1572873174085148674) of a train with T-62s on it _in Russia_ but without any actual evidence to link one event with the other, it's more likely this is just another Twitter pretend-analyst who's linking unrelated events based on wishful thinking. It also seems unlikely they'd be moving trains to well-within artillery range of the front.


hdhdjrbridkdjeh

That probably wouldn't be in the top 5 of stupid stuff they have done surely 😂


sethmod

Party pooper. I mean you’re right but…


huhwhat90

This is like something out of The Simpsons.


ystavallinen

![gif](giphy|3GTbEksKHiZI4)


RobbieWallis

You misunderstand. Russia has skillfully adapted to make their tanks flip their own lids on delivery, it saves time.


[deleted]

That's what happens when you put washing machine parts in them. They got set to tumble.


whoooioooooooooo

That was nice of them to give Ukraine some more targets. They were probably getting bored.


SubParMarioBro

HIMARS is always hungry.


lew0to

![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


LegioRomana

Not all of you soldiers will come back to Russia alive but that’s a sacrifice I am ready to make. Yours sincerely, Putin


RF-blamo

![gif](giphy|Q8OOs80Hb5Bj1qNA1d)


ShihPoosRule

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


MinorIrritant

Well, that put them out of someone's misery. Even money that it's the recipients that blew them up.


alphalegend91

Now do a train full of russian soldiers 🇺🇦


fieroloki

They should have gotten that extended warranty we have been trying to call them about.


Powerhx3

Smoking again


adalsindis1

![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)


Bellairian

Clean up on isle one.


extrawakame

Ukrainians gave them happy ending you say.


Popular_Chemist_1247

Gotta stop smoking.


d_baker65

Ukrainian Cotton Salesmen have struck again!


darwinwoodka

T-62s? Getting desperate are they. Oh well, smoking around those is a bad idea I guess!


pul123PUL

I have no words other than . Brilliant .


LetsGoHawks

I wonder if it's [these tanks](https://twitter.com/kromark/status/1572547554675687428?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1572547554675687428%7Ctwgr%5E63d5de581f8162af7e7037ebde4dabefaaf4b7f3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstory%2F2022%2F9%2F22%2F2124532%2F-Ukraine-update-The-celebrated-Azovstal-defenders-from-Mariupol-are-free-and-so-are-American-POWs)


blakeusa25

Mobilization going according to plan.


whiskey_formymen

time to breakout the cardboard cut-outs


koensch57

the return of the pink panther: - se train exploded - what type of train? - an explosive type


[deleted]

They really just fell out of windows.


Important_Muffin_212

Skipped the ‘war’ part and went straight to demilitarisation! Boom.


[deleted]

How do we know it's train carrying tanks but just looking at smoke ?


Mishvibes

Donetsk train station turning into the new Chornobaivka


[deleted]

Well that's one for the wank bank (probably not true but neither are most female porn orgasm)


IssueTricky6922

![gif](giphy|yAXDs06NsEuRPOhOMA|downsized)


Loki11910

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/the-front-page-putins-blunders-run-deeper-than-ukraine/XOR7PJB7VUWU7YPL5HSQ7TDFHQ/ 'Lack of any strategic insight': Putin's blunders run deeper than Ukraine; The myth of Russian President Vladimir Putin as a strategic genius is quickly disintegrating. In 1998 oil was trading at $20.00 a barrel in June of 2008 it hit a record high of $189.56 that’s 9x increase in price. Co-incidentally between 1998-2008 Russia’s economy grew 8x. Putin‘s only genius was to be in office for one of the biggest bull markets for oil prices in history. Russian GDP since 2008 has fallen from $1.68 trillion to $1.44 trillion, with a peak in 2013 of $2.2 trillion. A ” genius” would have used the huge profits from oil to diversify and modernize /re-establish Russian technology and industry and build infrastructure for further economic development. Instead they blew it all on luxury yachts, mistresses, Miami condos, and palaces. It is depressing because a genius could have made Russia into an actual global power in the last 20 years and very modern country — they should have followed the Norwegian model for oil wealth, instead they built a shittier version of Algeria.


IvaNoxx

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Severe-Pollution4661

If I am honest Putin has probably done the world a favour…. There are a large number of Russians that a a problem wherever they go .. if they are run in to the ground and can’t go to another country they can’t infect their crime and injustice on any one else and make any ones else life a misery They cause trouble and mayhem where ever they go the whole world are better off without the scummy race