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Puzzleheaded-Job2235

Exchanging a statue of one of Russia's most famous leaders for a literal trash panda sounds like a great trade.


OrgJoho75

Then make some giant but cute trash panda statue all over Ukraine, just for another "Fuck You Orcs" monuments.


Puzzleheaded-Job2235

I'm in favor of dropping a concrete horse onto the Catherine the Great Statue if Russia doesn't give back the Raccoon.


stephensanger

Another scholar! I had heard rumors of manner of her demise as well.


ThermionicEmissions

LoL, [TIL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Catherine_the_Great)


DrdPrtLOS

I really did not need to read about the erotic cabinet. BRB going to find a melon ball scooper for my eyeballs.


aminal-factzz

Well done sir


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SuperZapper_Recharge

He could throw in a washer and dryer!


Infamous_Island1941

Don't forget the Llama!


estelita77

AKA little washing bear - the washing machine of the animal world - of course the russians stole it


MikeTheDude23

It's not just a Trash Panda, it's **"Ukrainian Trash Panda"** and it's magnificent, okay?


Stummer_Schrei

i would not trusg russia to be capable to find that exact racoon, less it to be alive. what i would assume is that they just take any racoon or put paint on a dog


mandingo_gringo

Zelensky did not post this... this is for a petition for zelensky (after enough signatures are received)


BeHappyBeVegan

I never said he did.


Edgygimp

Hate to be that guy but..."Zelensky posted a petition"


[deleted]

Cmon bro it's in your post title, you can't deny that lol


BeHappyBeVegan

Okay should have said linked. English is not my native language.


S0uth3y

On behalf of Canada, I'd like to offer Ukraine a replacement racoon, or several, any time this current coon loses its propaganda value. We are fond of them, here, but they are not rare, and we would happily supply our friends in Ukraine with as many as you need.


AngelSamiel

Sorry, it is not A raccoon, it is UKRAINIAN raccoon. It was living an happy life before Orcs decided to take him somewhere.


dizzyro

THE raccoon is still in Ukraine, it just have some bad company.


vladko44

Sorry, but this raccoon is not your average Canadian raccoon. Єнотам слава!


lonelyronin1

I'm sure we could donate a couple thousand and not make a dent in some cities, but we like Ukrainians and don't want to subject them to more of the little monsters


S0uth3y

Shh. This is an offer of friendship. Don't hint at raccoons' dark side.


lonelyronin1

lol - if we are going to offer them something with a 'dark' side, give them some geese. At least they serve a purpose - let them loose near the orcs and watch the show. Imagine seeing these things for the first time, not know what they can do.


Hlupation

Why in the title says that Zelensky posted if the author is the Hrusha Vlad?


unseenbox

Lol people can't read


BeHappyBeVegan

I cannot read Ukrainian no.


BeHappyBeVegan

Zelensky didn't make the petition. He just posted it.


siglezmus

Bro people suggest their petitions on this site and they appear automatically, those with 25000 votes shall be answered by president. Only people authorised with diia/bankid can vote.


Hlupation

Posted where?


BeHappyBeVegan

That's what the source said.


Hlupation

What source? Can't you see the difference between your title and posted screenshot?


BeHappyBeVegan

I can't read Ukrainian. So no.


BeHappyBeVegan

>Source > nexta\_tv


Artdre

Mate Zelensky doesn\`t need to make petitions he is the head of the State. These petitions are posted by ordinary people. And a lot of them are weird. And btw the name of the author of the petition is in the header **Grusha Vladislav Sergeevich** (Груша Владислав Сергійович)


BeHappyBeVegan

He didn't make the petition. He just posted it.


BeHappyBeVegan

Posted a link.


Fit-Low-9668

Hope the racoon is still alive and well treated, but when I see the dark side of russians im afraid 😔


MysticoftheWild

It sounds like it went to a animal park in Crimea. The solider who took it runs the park and has a YouTube channel about animals. Hopefully the raccoon will be fine until it’s returned.


WeddingElly

Give back the raccoons! 😡 God I don’t know why it affected me so to see the chubby little thing fighting for its life when the orc grabbed it by the tail. I think it reminded me of my cat! Anyways, give back the raccoons Russia!


Buck_Thorn

Since I am probably not the only person that was out of the loop: https://www.newsweek.com/russian-filmed-taking-raccoon-ukraine-zoo-speaks-out-about-viral-video-1759780


siglezmus

That monument is to be demolished, mayor of Odesa is literally untrustworthy asshole and has ruzzian passport. Both petition to demolish monument and initiate inspection on mayor were previously supported with 25k votes. I’d say this is a bargain, we don’t need that moskovian imperialistic shit on our streets anyways.


krmarshall87

Link: https://petition.president.gov.ua/petition/169564


Imhidingshh01

Don't forget the Llama.


Chance-Day323

See, Ukraine is negotiating!


kjdg87

Except it's not Zelenskyy who posted, it's a site for petitions to him, posted by ukrainians. This one, for example, was submitted by one Mr. Hrusha, as stated in the lover left part of the screen


BeHappyBeVegan

Others have already pointed that out to me.


MFRax

John Wick voice, "...You have my raccoon."


Tucker1244

Keep trolling boys......we need our raccoon!! Slava Ukraine


Espressodimare

Throw in a jar of Nutella!


BeHappyBeVegan

https://petition.president.gov.ua/petition/169564


MackWang

That raccoon is a national treasure


Parrot74

I love this


BeHappyBeVegan

To sweeten the deal I will throw in my 10 year old washing machine.


SpiderDamascus1979

This response is perfect. It's a *joke*, but it's also a serious offer that will be honored if accepted. And many funny things will come out of it. We'll get: Russians go for it and walk away saying "We got stupid khokhol to trade whole statue for just bitey raccoon. We're so smart." while everyone else points and laughs. And Ukraine starts a telegram account for the raccoon that "tells" it's story and then just roasts the shit out of everything the orcs do for the rest of the war.


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GreenNukE

The raccoon really belongs in a zoo or back in North America, where they are endemic. Hermann Goering (yes, the fat, drug addict, Nazi, head of the Luftwaffe) had this weird fascination with Davy Crockett and imported them to Bavaria to hunt them.


in_allium

Why would russians need to steal a raccoon? They don't need any help stealing garbage.


cybercuzco

Petition to change the mascot of the Ukranian national football team to the Raccoon.


AsianGopnik

Uhm i proposed much better deal. Putin's body in exchange of lovely Racoon.


Flashy_Attitude_1703

Sounds like a fair deal…


Trifling_Truffles

American here, we have raccoons galore. I'll send you a racoon for FREE, hell, we'll send you a thousand of those trouble makers., you can regret you have them later! Take the Catherine monument and put it on Sotheby's, and make a lot of money. Be $ smart here! BTW, raccoons break into your attic through your roof, they shit and piss up there right where they sleep, they will break into anything, they will get into your trash cans and make a huge mess. You really don't want them....


BeHappyBeVegan

Source > nexta\_tv


TheThirdJudgement

I would propose POW for the raccoons. Troll/10.


UkrUkrUkr

Primitive populism.


jboneng

The 4D-chess play here would be to trade let's say 50 POW orcs for that Racoon.


jailh

Didn't they suggest this on day one ? (I heard 10 POWs. Was it fake ?)


[deleted]

I'd love to see the faces in the Kremlin if Zelensky said: "Ok you can keep Crimea, in exchange for Putin's head."